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Joined 08-28-16, id: 8215327
Author has written 6 stories for Labyrinth, Lord of the Rings, and Star Wars.
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Tanglewood by Viciously Witty reviews
Words have power. Woven to beguile and to ensnare - like twisted branches of a tree, with roots gone deep. They lie in shadow – filled with purpose and intent. Filled with Old magic. Sarah really should have known better. Norse gods, ancient rituals, the chase… He is through waiting. It all began with a book; it is only fitting that it should end with one. Enter the Tanglewood...
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 179,941 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Jareth, Sarah, Toby
Menace by FreakinGodzilla reviews
What would happen if a somewhat important - somewhat embarrassing - piece of paper is stolen from dear Sarah? The Goblin King gains leverage, that's what. J/S
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,288 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/17/2023 - Published: 5/14/2016 - [Jareth, Sarah] Hoggle, Goblins
Finding Skywalker by showmaster64x reviews
After his miserable defeat at the battle of Yavin, Vader senses that he has reached a crossroads. A crashed TIE and a damaged suit put him in a peculiar situation.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,654 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/10/2023 - Published: 9/6/2019 - Darth Vader, Ahsoka T.
RITD (as it was) by ShadowofSquirldor reviews
Currently in the process of getting a face lift. Things will be weird here for a while. For anyone who got excited by the 'update' I'm sorry about that. I can't clean up without FF assuming something new was added. :/
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,181 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/16/2022 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar, Nazgul, OC
The Truth by MJ Mink reviews
AU. As a child, Luke was told the true identity of his father; the knowledge changed his life. When out-of-control 15-yo Luke and his father meet, neither is what the other expected; they have a long journey to understanding, especially when Vader hides his son in the Rebel Alliance. (As of Chapter 60 Luke is 17) Also on Ao3, author is Seasider
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 159 - Words: 489,282 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 7/30/2022 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Saviour by Kittenshift17 reviews
Rescued, moments from death, by a mysterious Death Eater, Hermione becomes obsessed with figuring out which of Voldemort's supporters risked his own demise just to save her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,653 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 5/2/2021 - Published: 6/22/2019 - [Hermione G., Severus S.]
Tra La La, Dr King by Sheryl Holmes reviews
Sarah has been through an ordeal and, as a result, imagines she's endured the events of the Labyrinth. Her stepmother takes her to see a plethora of shrinks, none of whom help. When, at 17, Sarah experiences something impossible, in a last ditch effort, she is taken to the office of one Dr. J. King, an unorthodox psychiatrist dealing with traumatized teenagers...(Slowburn S/J)
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,195 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/24/2021 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Sarah, Jareth
Meet the Skywalkers by frodogenic reviews
Set in the same AU as Lord Vader's Limpet and Driving Lord Vader. Newly returned from the Unknown Regions with Darth Vader, Admiral Piett doesn't expect much of a welcome from the New Republic. And not in a million lifetimes would he have predicted that their very first guest would be Luke Skywalker. After all, Vader is still his mortal enemy...right?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,431 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 2/20/2021 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Luke S., Darth Vader, F. Piett - Complete
Displaced by Airplane reviews
she is actually doing quite well for a time displaced young woman who has just finished a century-long battle with demon, and whose admittedly-few friends are all long dead, and who hasn't used her vocal chords or seen the sun in a hundred years. (Post-BotW, Zelink)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 165,381 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 5/20/2020 - Published: 10/19/2018 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Black Squadron: Loyalties by Azalea Scroggs reviews
Sequel to "Black Squadron." Luke Skywalker is on the run. Hunted by the Empire, not a single credit on him, he has to rely on old friends and new acquaintances alike to elude its powerful grasp. Every step he makes, however, is shadowed by the mystery of Darth Vader. Why did the Dark Lord save his life? (On hiatus - see end note in the last chapter)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,263 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 5/17/2020 - Published: 4/6/2019 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Free to Fly by Mahina reviews
Luke is nine and a slave in Jabba's palace when Darth Vader returns to fulfill an old promise. LV list challenge.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,697 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 9/21/2019 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Biggs D., Stormtroopers
Black Squadron by Azalea Scroggs reviews
When Luke Lars, a gifted young pilot recently graduated from the Imperial Academy, is assigned to Darth Vader's personal TIE fighter squadron, it is a dream come true: since childhood, his one aspiration has been to fly. But life on a Star Destroyer is not all the bliss he thought it would be, especially with the Dark Lord of the Sith holding him under such close scrutiny...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 118,020 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 5/15/2019 - Published: 4/16/2017 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The Family Tree by frodogenic reviews
In which Luke Skywalker is stranded in a tree waiting for a flash flood to recede. Too bad he's got company... Post-ESB father-son longshot, can be read as canon-compliant.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,596 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 109 - Published: 4/24/2019 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Fluffy Nazgul by ShadowofSquirldor reviews
Be warned. This is a series of crack-fics, but they're not just crack-fics. No. They're even worse. Yes, that's right, they're fluffy crack-fics. Read at your own peril. You've been warned.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,840 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/12/2018 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar, Nazgul, OC
To Dream of the Sun by ShadowofSquirldor reviews
When a prisoner from Minas Morgul meets the son of Sauron...and they talk...and things happen. :/ It's happy-fun-times for everyone, right? A comedy goldmine as it were? No. NO. Not so much. Spoiler warnings for TYW. At least our favourite hooded-dudes are there to make things less painful with their death-breath and Morgul Blades, right? Wrong? It was supposed to be fluff! Sorry!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2018 - Wraith - Complete
Nativitas by frodogenic reviews
An ESB AU oneshot. In the end, Luke comes to him as all children do-through blood, sweat, and tears.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/14/2017 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Tithe by WhenasInSilks reviews
"A fair bargain then: a life for a death. Your death." She recoils. "My- I'm not going to let you kill me!" "Who said anything about killing?" His tone gentles, grows wheedling, but his eyes are feral. "Only give me your death and you may live out your mortal days in peace. But everything that comes after will be mine." FairlyDark!Jareth and Hero!Sarah. Sarah-centric. J/S.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,347 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/13/2017 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Jareth, Sarah]
Vomica Domintor by AlwaysSS reviews
Snape has been trying his best to drive her to madness all term, but when Hermione manages to help him with a potion, things might just get interesting. AU after book 5, OOCness, SS/HG, and much shenanigans
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 252,328 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 4/26/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Hematic by Ohtze reviews
It was crucial, Tommy had said, that they arrived in the Third Age. The Third Age was the best age, that sweet spot in the timeline where they could do the most good without destroying the future. Tommy was dead though, and Lucy was lost: deposited unto the care of one hapless Glorfindel. Noldor were not to be trifled with, she learned belatedly. Doom was never far behind them. AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 38 - Words: 245,300 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Glorfindel, OC] Sauron
Silent Knight by Split Infinitive reviews
Defeating Calamity Ganon was just the beginning. Princess Zelda tries to help her appointed knight Link to fully recover his memories and he, in turn, works with her to restore the Kingdom of Hyrule. The Yiga Clan, though, have one last ace to play to stop them. A Breath of the Wild sequel.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,413 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 5/8/2017 - Published: 3/7/2017 - [Zelda, Link] Prince Sidon, Yiga Clan - Complete
The Fairy Ring by FreakinGodzilla reviews
Sarah packs her bags with only a pocket full of money, her handy Bucket List, and spare clothes to last her for only a short while. With these in hand, she travels to the beautiful land called Ireland while searching for magic. As she searches, she may find some things that she had not quite been looking for, but she doesn't mind these strange turn of events in the least. J/S
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,364 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/18/2017 - Published: 12/4/2015 - [Jareth, Sarah] - Complete
The Little Man by showmaster64x reviews
Owen Lars has doubts about where his loyalties ought to lie. With the Jedi, Kenobi, whom he has met once, or with a man who is supposed to be part of his family. Meanwhile, Boba Fett begins to piece things together quite accidentally. AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,377 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 8/28/2016 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Boba Fett, Owen L. - Complete
Dark of the Night by SheyrinaLabyrinthianDragon reviews
One shot; a theme dredged from the works of my shadowed past, whereupon Jareth and Sarah are something...different.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Wish by furby23 reviews
She wished away her own brother, true, but Sarah Williams is utterly shocked to find herself wished away in the same manner. Now, her fickle boyfriend is her only chance of seeing the Aboveground again -or is he?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/12/2016 - Published: 4/20/2016 - Jareth, Sarah, Goblins, OC - Complete
The Fairest One of All by Ellen Weaver reviews
"My mother loves me," Sarah said, appalled. "Oh yes," the Goblin King replied, "But her love is nothing compared to her jealousy. One of us will claim your heart. I'm determined it will be me." The Fairest One of All: a Yuletide retelling of Snow White.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,808 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Reefer Magic by WhenasInSilks reviews
Don't read this. It's ridiculous. Sarah's mellowed out a lot since she ran the Labyrinth. Like, a lot a lot. The Goblin King is about to find out just how much. S/J, forever and ever. Or, at least as long as there's a steady supply of herb, and given the rate the goblins are burning through Sarah's stash, forever might not be long at all… Updated sporadically.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 6/29/2016 - [Jareth, Sarah]
Such Selfish Prayers by roane reviews
It had been nearly three years since that first mission they took to Naboo. Three happy years together, fighting and living side by side, sleeping in each other's arms whenever they were in the same system—which was more often than not. He loved her more than he ever thought it was possible to love anyone, and with one word, sister, Vader had shattered his world.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,780 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/19/2016 - [Luke S., Leia O.] Han S., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
I, the Abhorred by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
During the interrogation of one of Lord Melkor's prisoners, Mairon learns that among the Elves he has been given a new name.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/13/2016 - Sauron - Complete
Give a Whistle by Lord Arux reviews
After the sacking of Ost-in-Edhil, the Dark Lord Sauron ordered his prisoners crucified and carried at the head of his army as banners so that their approach would strike fear into the hearts of his enemies. At least that was the idea. No one could have imagined that the last resistance of the Elven City had no plans to go out quietly… literally.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,785 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Celeborn, Celebrimbor, Galadriel, Sauron - Complete
Necessity and Need by Natarie reviews
Sarah wakes up in the Labyrinth the day after she saves Toby. And the morning after that, and the next. Slow burn friendship-to-romance fic (if it ever gets that far)
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,179 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/28/2016 - Jareth, Sarah
Ensnared by Kayka reviews
In some realities, Sarah never read the book or made the wish. And with everything else going wrong in this one, ending up with the wrong cup of coffee is the least of her worries. AU. Sareth. First chapter is specifically written to fill the "Spooky Goings-on Challenge" at Labyfic.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Sarah, Jareth, Goblins, Hoggle - Complete
In Loco Pirates by Ieyre reviews
A down-on-his-luck Hondo Ohnaka manages to capture the unicorn of all bounties-Luke Skywalker, which sends Darth Vader, Lord of the Sith, on a painfully familiar trip to the planet Florrum to collect his prize. The failed negotiations leave Vader in the awkward position of being stuck in a besieged bunker with his son and a pirate who tells too many 'amusing' Clone Wars stories.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,568 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad? by AlyssaMilitia reviews
Sarah wishes her parents would stop asking her if she's found a boyfriend. Inspired by a casual encounters craigslist ad that is taking tumblr by storm.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,887 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Jareth, Sarah, Toby - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by princesspomegranate reviews
Three years after her visit to the Underground, Sarah's moving house. But she's not happy and a simple slip of the tongue presents the Goblin King with a perfect opportunity to get what he wants. Rated M for adult situations, bad language and Dark Jareth.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,474 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Jareth, Sarah
A Single Disgruntled Return by Kayka reviews
Sarah's Christmas present is large and shoddily wrapped. The handcuffs and sparkly red bow really sell it, though. Sareth. Now, two completed oneshots and a drabble!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Falling by jinx1764 reviews
Sarah has defeated the Goblin King, earning his anger and hatred. As he flies home, he sees how her actions have severely damaged the bridge connecting their worlds. As Bridge Keeper, he must repair it before the damage causes an apocalypse to their worlds. But it will take more than he expected; his journey will challenge everything he knows & feels. Slow burn J/S
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,733 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
King of Chickens by Jetredgirl reviews
Sooo..how did chickens come to The Labyrinth, you ask? Here is one theory! A one shot filled with poultry, silliness, goblins and one annoyed, tight panted Goblin King. Inspired by FrancesOsgood!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Jareth, Goblins - Complete
Rumplestiltskin by Sylphien reviews
A dark, modern day re-telling of Rumplestiltskin. Sarah Williams has found she is innately lucky ever since her return from the Labyrinth. Unfortunately, her good luck is the undoing of her family when her father becomes a gambling addict with Sarah as his crutch. When she finds that luck alone can't save the family from their debts; who will she call on? Jareth x Sarah (complete)
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,127 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Toby, Sarah, Jareth, Ludo - Complete
Apr 1, 2014 - Sofa City by Uvatha the Horseman reviews
After losing Isengard, Saruman has to sleep on a relative's couch.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Saruman, Sauron, Grima W., Witch-King of Angmar
Of Nowhere and Neverwhen by Kayka reviews
In which Jareth never cared, and Sarah ate peaches in defiance. Illusions are pretty things, after all. Sareth Adventure-mance. Buckle up, kiddies. We're going on an adventure filled with magic, snark and sass, monsters, chases, escapes, mischief, mayhem, and maybe even true love.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,969 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Sarah, Jareth
He Doesn't See Me by Chamaelirium reviews
Jareth tries to forget her, but he doesn't realise she is closer than he ever dreamed...
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,251 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Guess Who by FrancesOsgood reviews
I really should have known we'd get caught sooner or later...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Whom Fate Has Marked by Next to Something reviews
Sarah dreams of sand, of blood, of a dying world. A dream, so real, she is afraid not to believe. A king ruling a vacant city, branded by her victory in more ways than one. Dark!Jareth, and not quite a romance. Feedback strongly encouraged. Complete.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Garden Variety Royalty by Kayka reviews
When it comes to accepting gifts from his beloved, Jareth really ought to know better. When it comes to giving such gifts, Sarah really ought to expect tit for tat. Sareth. One-and-a-half-shot. May contain egregious misuse of a Goblin King and a flower crown. *Bonus mini chapter added because I watched three pigeons fight over cheeto. It was truly inspirational.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Rescue by Tallulah99 reviews
A dozen years have passed since Sarah's first visit to the Labyrinth and this time Sir Didymus has gotten himself into a world of trouble. Sarah swallows her pride and requests Jareth's aid. Is he willing to set aside past grievances and help her save Didymus? Who is the Borderlands Queen and what is her history with the Goblin King? And who is it that needs rescuing really?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,314 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Something Unusual, Something Strange by Kayka reviews
ON PERMANENT HIATUS. NO CURRENT PLANS TO UPDATE; READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Jareth's pleased grin was almost infectious, but then he had to go and open his big fat mouth. Direct sequel to 'Nothing Unusual, Nothing Strange.' Sareth. Snarky and fluffy and date-y. As requested.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Jareth, Sarah
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 13317 - Favs: 15,939 - Follows: 8,424 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Gifts, Stolen and Received by Nagia reviews
"It's my step-daughter," she said, eyes wet with tears and hands trembling with fear. I heard a rush of air as if a thousand fairy tales had been turned upside down at once.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,174 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Sarah, H. Dresden - Complete
The Romantic Misadventures of Sarah Williams by Lixxle reviews
Sarah Williams experienced her first romantic disappointment just two days shy of her sixteenth birthday. For the record, it was all Hoggle's fault (even if he did have the best of intentions).
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,444 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Jareth, Sarah
Of Abstruse Affections and Curious Consequences by UndergroundDaydreams reviews
Sarah has a weakness—she can't stop playing the game.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,490 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Nothing Unusual, Nothing Strange by Kayka reviews
After thirteen years, five months, one week, and four days, the end of a century promises a change. That is, if Sarah doesn't murder Jareth, first. Fluffy-funny-snarky-Sareth-one-shot-thinger. Sequel is up!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
The Goblin Market by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 2146 - Favs: 3,164 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
To Achieve A Dream by SweetUnknown reviews
When Jareth unknowingly makes Sarah a target for a bitter fae, both are forced to face certain regrets, fears, and each other.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,338 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Jareth, Sarah
Bathtime by Ruya Firtina reviews
Sarah gets completely dunked in the Bog of Eternal Stench, and there is only one way to get rid of the stink. Okay, I lied before, but now it is really Complete!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,450 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
What's Past is Prologue by cu-kid reviews
Victory wasn't the end, merely the opening move. This time, she won't be offered her dreams—she'll have to choose between her life and another's. Reader Beware: There is no guarantee of safe travel, timely rescues, or happily ever after. Complete!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 117,074 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
UnderAbove by Nightmarish reviews
The first time it happened, there were no theatrics. She was simply there one minute and somewhere else the next.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,710 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Chasing Dreams by UndergroundDaydreams reviews
Sarah strikes an unlikely business deal with the Goblin King. She's determined to keep it strictly business, but he has other plans.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,709 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Jareth, Sarah
State of Mind by Cordite Quill reviews
Sarah finds herself alone during Christmas and makes a foolish wish. Now, surrounded by caroling goblins, insane chickens, and all the magic of the Underground, not to mention a certain Goblin King, can she survive the holidays in one piece?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,170 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
The Perfect Revenge by TheTreviOwl reviews
Jareth has plotted the perfect revenge against Sarah for defeating him and his Labyrinth. A bit on the darker side. Just a little smutty something I wrote to get me back into the swing of things. One-Shot. Rated M for smut!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Vomica Vita by Manny Maarie reviews
This is the story of Melina and her dark journey through the nightmare and dream that is Middle Earth. Glorfindel,OFC. Warnings: character death and references to torture,rape.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,098 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Glorfindel, Gandalf
Gentlemen's Agreement by khazar-khum reviews
What really happened to Earnur when he rode off to Minas Morgul?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Witch-King of Angmar
A Dreamer's Heart by Gemkat5 reviews
Sarah chose loneliness over disappointment while her heart dreams of true love to find her. Jareth has a blonde moment and is mortally wounded, ending up at Sarah’s doorstep. Can she save him? If so, can she save her dreamer’s heart before it’s too late?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,623 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Sanctuary by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
Something is hunting Sarah and Jareth, and they need to stick together if they want to survive. J/S
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,468 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
The Tshirt incident: Retaliation & Escalation by Pika-la-Cynique reviews
Sequel to 'the T-shirt Incident' fic and the 'Jareth's Tshirt' pic. Goading the Goblin King into a twitching fury is the sort of dangerous idea that can get a girl into very, very hot water indeed... Utterly JxS. EDIT 11-08: PART DEUX begins at last!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,550 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2007
Jareth's Prize by Gemkat5 reviews
Sarah may have won the challenge, but she couldn’t resist the thrill of the game. Returning to the Labyrinth behind Jareth’s back, she made up her own game with her own rules, until the rules changed and there was nowhere for her to run except to Jareth.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Beltane Night by diamonds to dust reviews
The eve of Sarah's twenty-first birthday falls on the night of Beltane… a night when the borders between the physical and magical world become blurred, and a certain Goblin King reappears with an offer to renew, and won't be taking no for an answer…
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,858 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
In Plain Sight by Mina1 reviews
What if, in an AU where ANH never had the chance to happen, Leia learnt the truth about her heritage and decided to confront Vader and Luke with it herself? Luke, Leia, Vader. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,077 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 168 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Leia O., Luke S. - Complete
A Momentous Occasion by dansemacabre reviews
Everybody's hung over, and it's a very important day in the Underground. Humor, oneshot. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Hoggle, S. Didymus - Complete
Of Pineapples and Kings by Lixxle reviews
ONESHOT. It’s Halloween and Sarah gives Jareth a crash-course in the joys of trick-or-treating. Oddness ensues. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
To Turn To The Dark Side, Press Three by frodogenic reviews
Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Thrice Upon a Time by Subtilior reviews
Sarah has moved to a new city, and stumbles across the Goblin King one cold night. She never thought she'd see him again - and she's not happy to have him on her turf. They argue, and they make a bet in lieu of a date. What will come of it? Read on!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,658 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008
Equally Cursed and Blessed by Mina1 reviews
Luke Skywalker, battered and bruised after his collision with destiny on Bespin, is called upon by the Alliance for a desperate rescue mission that goes horribly wrong. There's only one person who can save him: his father. Shameless Luke & Vader. COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 149,511 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The Lady and the Knight by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
Sarah's made a great life for herself, but Jareth has a problem. Will Sarah help him? What will it cost her if she does? J/S *Tiny Shirtless Jareth included*
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,312 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Bodice Ripper by Ergott reviews
What if the Labyrinth really had been just a dream? Too bad Sarah never figured that out, it would have saved writer Jareth Corbett a whole lot of trouble. Or is Sarah really on to something bigger than either of them could have guessed? JS.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,831 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Vanity Not Quite Fair by WiccaRowan reviews
Sarah plays the voyeur but doesn't quite get what she expected. Exceedingly silly short fic.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Between Flight and Longing by Sheila Snow reviews
Luke Skywalker and Han Solo journey to the planet Balen'ar on a desperate mission and find more than they'd bargained for. Many, many thanks to my awesome beta readers, Vikki, Erianna and Rospberry. Any mistakes remaining are most definitely mine!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,432 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Erlkönig by Subtilior reviews
Sarah takes Toby to a concert of art song. It is the darkest evening of the year. Words have power. Songs can be magic. And undying love can be more terrible than beautiful ... Please read and respond!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,230 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
The Nature of the Enemy by jedinemo reviews
Darth Vader interrogates Leia Organa on board the Death Star. Hints of noncon, but only hints.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Darth Vader, Leia O. - Complete
The End of Days by dansemacabre reviews
19 year old Sarah believes the Labyrinth is behind her, nothing more than a childish fantasy. When she realizes her adventures were real, how far will she go to save the Labyrinth... or the Goblin King who rules it? JS. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,808 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Vader's Child by Elizabeth Stuart reviews
Luke joins Vader, sliding into the seductive Dark as they plot to destroy Palpatine. AU. LV slashincest, angst.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,803 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader
The Other Side by Moyima reviews
Response to the Inversion Challenge on the LV Writers list. Requirements included with chapter one. Luke and Vader switch bodies and have to masquerade as each other until they can switch back. Completed!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,264 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Necessary Lies by MJ Mink reviews
Luke is manipulated into joining Vader. Rated M for slash inferences - mistaken inferences, but inferences none the less!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,277 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Luke S., Han S. - Complete
The Enticement by Scattered Logic reviews
In exchange for returning to the Labyrinth, Sarah is offered what she desires most... She's about to learn there is a huge difference between fantasy and reality.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,190 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003
Golden Darkness by Matita Pere reviews
Chapter 6 up. Galadriel and Sauron meet in Eriador, in the Second Age. A what if story..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,685 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Sauron, Galadriel
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It's strictly professional reviews
Life isn't easy if one is on the run from Darth Vader, as Aphra comes to find out, and what could be more convenient in this situation than a few easily earned credits? Too bad that deals with Hondo Ohnaka have a habit of biting one in the ass, and when Darth Vader appears on site, it doesn't take long before everything goes completely pear-shaped.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2020 - Darth Vader
At Close Quarters reviews
Wriggling her way out of a tight spot with her boss, Doctor Aphra has to concentrate very hard not to get... distracted. Vadaphra.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2019 - Darth Vader - Complete
Nyctophobia reviews
She feared the night because in the darkness he came. If only she hadn't been such a rotten coward, she would have - and should have - killed herself long ago, before she listened to any more of his honey-coated lies, but in a moment of weakness even the tainted, snaring words of a foe can offer treacherous consolation. Gift-fic for Morgul-Squirrel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2018 - Witch-King of Angmar, OC - Complete
Speed Dating or The Romantic Misadventures of Sarah and Jareth reviews
A sexually repressed heroine and a hero in his midlife crisis meet each other by accident at a speed dating event. What could possibly go wrong? Answer: Why, everything! Let's explore the murky depths of embarrasing failures in the department of love life, because haven't we all had enough of blissfully unrealistic smut?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,569 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Jareth, Sarah
Reaping Day reviews
He had done everything she wanted and the time had come for her to pay her dues. It's a match made in hell, when one as selfish and unscrupulous as Sarah Williams strikes a bargain with the wicked and deceptive Goblin King. Humorous short story, romance if you squint.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,146 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 10/22/2016 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Of Nightmares and Elfkings reviews
She should have realized that every action has a consequence. Now she is left to deal with the repercussions of her running the Labyrinth, that come to haunt her in the shape of a white barn owl. Fairy tale taking a stroll down a very dark alley. Warning not fluffy! COMPLETE
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,753 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 10/23/2016 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete