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Joined 05-27-05, id: 821589, Profile Updated: 10-25-13
Author has written 8 stories for Star Wars, Nightmare Before Christmas, Mario, Danny Phantom, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Spider-Man.

My name is Stephen James, or the LemonyShepard.

I started this account way back in 2005, when I was an impressionable 15-year-old novice, and unfortunately I’ve been neglecting it for years. Now it’s 2013, I’m 23, and I’m determined to finish every single story that I’ve started.

A lot has happened to me since I last updated. My life has been shaken more than once, the innocence of high school has been replaced with the harsh reality of college, and my creativity has been tested beyond its breaking point. I’m not the writer I was back in 2005, or even the writer I was when I last updated in 2009. However, whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stronger, and I hope that my writing can reflect my newfound maturity.

Anyways, you don’t wanna hear all of this silly babble. You want to read my stories! Here’s a breakdown:



Lock (Nightmare Before Christmas) travels to the long-dead Oogie Boogie's mansion to confront the one thing he never thought he had: fear. I wanted to write something spooky for Halloween one year. This is the result. Spoilers alert: In retrospect, it's not very spooky at all.

Octavius vs. Grievous

Grievous, rebuilt by the Empire, is now a Sith Lord on a mission to destroy the remaining light in the galaxy. Otto Octavius, resurrected by the AI in his "smart arms", is now trying to join Spider-Man and regain trust to those in NYC. Who will win? Who will die trying? Takes place between Episodes 3 and 4 of Star Wars and episodes 2 and 3 of Spider-Man. 16-year-old Steve wrote this story. Go easy on him; he's learned so much since then.

King of the Koopas

Bowser, Kammy Koopa, Toadsworth, Chain Chomp, The Koopalings...how did they come to be? Their origins and more are all explained in this prequel to Super Mario 64. Bowser begins his journey as a small and impressionable Koopa, but after the Kingdom threatens his siblings, he learns that he is destined for so much more. But just how far will young Bowser go for power? My most popular fanfic to date, for whatever reason.

King of the Koopas: Because I knew You

Sequel to King of the Koopas. Kamilia has left, Brank is gone, and Toadstool has vanished. Left only with his brother's eggs and hope for a new empire, Bowser must fight off a strange assassin from another world and stop him from collecting the all-powerful Stars and saving the heir to the Mushroom Kingdom, Princess Peach. Meanwhile, Peach herself slowly uncovers the secrets of her dark past. Just who was her mother? What did her father do to Bowser to make him so ruthless? Bowser and Peach must put aside their differences to save everything they hold dear. Will they simply become allies, or something more? Takes place during Super Mario 64.

That Rainy Night

She's a confused girl who is only out for revenge. He's a misunderstood hero who only wants to help. Basically, a song-fic one-shot concerning Danny's thoughts of Valerie on a rainy night. ("If I Told You" from The Wedding Singer musical)


King of the Koopas: Something Wicked

Making like George Lucas and writing the first story last, this is the third and final story in my King of the Koopas trilogy. This story tells the tale of young, naive Kamilia and her best friend, Shoshina, as they enter their first year of Bycaster University to learn sorcery. However, when a series of mysterious events unfolds before their eyes (including a dark murder mystery, a pirate ambush, and a full-scale war), Kamilia must choose between her own desires and her destiny. Prequel to King of the Koopas.

Simmer Down, Conan

This fic has been cancelled because of terrible terribleness.

Chronicles of a Stormtrooper

Stormtroopers have always been the anonymous henchmen with incredibly weak armor in the Star Wars series. But who are they deep down inside? You'll find the answer in Cody, Butch, Mack, and Jordo, four average Stormtroopers simply trying to make a living as Vader's henchmen. While the Empire struggles to stop the Rebel Alliance from destroying their battle station, these Stormtroopers just want to watch TV and find their bathrobes. This story was a lot funnier to me back when I was sixteen...

Lemony Shepard's Picture Show

A bizarre and twisted story loosely based off of a variety of dark Broadway musicals (Little Shop of Horrors, Bat Boy, Rocky Horror, Sweeney Todd, etc.) It chronicles the misadventures of a timid Broadway producer, Leo, and his strange adopted son, Edgar, as they become part of the most bizarre Halloween party anyone has ever seen! After accidentally crashing his car into a ditch, the two weary travelers to seek shelter in a dark, mysterious mansion. As the bodies pile up, Leo must decide who he can trust before the hungry plant, crossdressing alien, zombified barber, and chainsaw-wielding manmad close his curtain once and for all!

Alright, people, this stuff is kinda important, so check it out.

First and foremost, you guys need to be aware of the fact that I started all of these stories back when I was either 15 or 16. To put that into perspective, I'm currently 23. My two most popular stories, King of the Koopas and Because I Knew You, are real rubbish in comparison to the later chapters of Something Wicked, so I ask that you to read those stories with the patience and understanding of someone babysitting a five-year-old. The concepts still hold up pretty well, it's just my style that struggled. Fortunately, I've gotten a lot of constructive criticism from both of those stories, and I like to think that my writing style has matured since then. And who knows? Maybe I'll go back and rewrite them? Only time will tell.

My long-completed projects are Octavius vs Grievous, which was a ton of fun to write due to all of the fight scenes; King of the Koopas, which has kind of become my magnum opus, and is my favorite piece due to the amount of thought and research I put into the story; King of the Koopas: Because I Knew You, the sequel to KotK, which has surprisingly become one of my most popular stories; and two one-shots, which are stupidly-difficult to write.

My Case Closed project, Simmer Down, Conan, has been cancelled. It wasn't living up to my expectations, everyone was starting to drift way out of character, and I wasn't familiar with the entire Case Closed storyline when I started writing it. It's a huge mess right now and instead of trying to edit the whole thing, I'm just putting a stop to the madness right now. Sorry for everyone who was enjoying it (I know the Case Closed tag has a lot of fans), but it's done now.

However, I do really need to focus on King of the Koopas: Something Wicked. I need to complete my KotK trilogy this year or, so help me, I’ll go crazy. This entire story is literally six years in the making. Six is a nice, round, horribly huge number, and I really don’t want to be still writing it in 2013. Thus, that is my main goal before anything else.Chronicles of a Stormtrooper is funny, and has definite potential to grow, but it’s not at all on the top of my “Fan Fic Priority List” right now. However, I know I don’t have many chapters left in Lemony Shepard’s Picture Show!, so expect me to revisit that as it gets coser to Halloween.

To all of you out there who are still following my drawn-out craziness, and take the time to read, follow, comment, and love my stories, I thank you. You keep me going in more ways than one. You have no idea how amazing it is to have people out there who care about your work and your stories. I love you and thank you all!


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A Heart of Stone by General Luigi reviews
What happened to Bowser that made him the villain so many gamers know and love? This story tells of his life before Peach and anyone else. Please note that every now and then, a chapter will be in the time after Paper Mario 2.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,399 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Bowser
Rise of the Koopa King by PhycoKrusk reviews
An original and epic look at Bowser's rise from softshell to the King of Koopas
Mario - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,363 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Bowser
Linking the Chain by Pata Hikari reviews
While searching for Riku and Mickey, Sora and Company stumble across a strange place where they are promised to find what they desire, at a price. A strange place called Castle Oblivion... Chain of Memories Novelization
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,720 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Sora, Naminé
Parody of the Caribbean:Curse of the Bungled Prose by Luna-GrrrBack023 reviews
Yet another parody of our favorite movie. Same plot and characters as the movie but with all the strange little plot plays and twists I could make. Includes ADD, black market light fixtures, a bone crushing death trap, and a volcano.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,246 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
The Real World by JennieMac reviews
This is a continuation of Blink with some more mature themes hence, the rating. Please enjoy and review.
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2006
Broken Wings by Dancing Turtle reviews
[ON HIATUS] Warren contemplates life as a mutant. Perhaps he's learnt to accept who he is...or maybe he just wants the chance to be 'normal' again. X3 spoiler.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,099 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Angel
Darkness Binding by xshadowbornx reviews
[ every light must fade ] After a year of waiting for Sora, Kairi sinks deeper into sadness, and in doing so, opens her heart to darkness...and what will become of Sora? [ takes place after CoM ] [ Sora x Kairi ]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,495 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Sora, Kairi
Blink by JennieMac reviews
C'est finis. To be continued in The Real World, for those who wish to follow.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,444 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Kingdom Hearts 3: Memory of Xehanort by ExploringtheHeart reviews
This is what I vision when I think of Kingdom Hearts 3 you KNOW it's coming soon. If you've seen the secret ending of KH2 then you may recognize what's happening in the prologue. Btw, this is my first fanfic, so be kind, lol! UPDATE: Chapter 11 is up
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,583 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006
Love Thine Enemy by littlesoprano reviews
[WICKED MusicalverseMGM film combo] When Dorothy accidentally comes across a grief stricken Glinda, she learns the truth about the Witch of the West... and reevaluates her relationship with another wicked witch in her life.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,179 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 7/21/2005
Icebreaker by Shimegami-chan reviews
One-shot. "Hi, I'm Danny Fenton, and my most memorable moment is the one where I became a half—ghost."
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Femme Fatale: Venom in LA by Booksaboutnothing reviews
Venom has moved on to become the lethal protector of Los Angeles, but now that age is catching up to him Eddie Brock starts looking for someone to carry on the Venom tradition.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,069 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006
The Power of the Stars by Yoshimaster reviews
An indepth retelling of Super Mario 64, ranging from the origin of the Stars to the final battle with Bowser.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,334 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Mario
The Forever by morgankit reviews
When Noodle returns to KONG in early 2004, there are many things that Noodle needs take care of as everyone comes home to record both with the music, and with her band mates.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 11/6/2005
Tales of a Pumpkin King by LittleMissPadfoot reviews
My version on how Jack Skellington became the Pumpkin King Rated T for violence and character death later on.On Hiatus...Sorry.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 10/22/2005
Secrets of the Emeralds by JudasFm reviews
COMPLETED! Something very strange has been happening on Mobius. Sonic, Tails and reluctantly Knuckles go to investigate, but when Sonic meets with a terrible accident and is presumed dead, Knuckles and Tails must fight their enemies alone. Please R&R!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,190 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Complete
Photograph by The Steel Angel reviews
People forget that ghosts were once humans. We all have pasts, and we all have memories. Unfortunately, we all have certain memories burned into our minds forever. I'm Ember McLain, and this was my past...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2005
Just a Second Chance by The Master Planner reviews
Archie crossover Dr. Otto Octopus Octavius gives up his criminal career and finds a job teaching science classes at a high school. What will happen when one student finds out his little secret?
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,870 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Complete
Conan's Choice by Janet Martini de La Ley reviews
Conan Edogawa is tired of having two lives and needs to choose between them: life as Conan or life as Jimmy Kudo. He made a choice and has to live with how it affected everyone Conan and Jimmy loved and cared about.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,585 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 5/13/2005 - M. Sera, Ran M. - Complete
Defying Gravity by Valieara reviews
Wicked Musicalverse. Lady Glinda had a bad night, a night full of shakes and regrets and pain... But she sat up half the night and lit a candle in a window... Glinda, the night after Elphaba's death.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Complete
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King of the Koopas: Something Wicked reviews
Prequel to King of the Koopas. A young Kammy Koopa and her best friend attend the prestigious Bycaster University before a horrible murder mystery tears them apart. Now, Kammy must clear her name, stop a full-scale war, and save her entire species before a mysterious tyrant changes her world forever. UPDATED!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,538 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Kammy Koopa
Lemony Shepard's Picture Show! reviews
A strange mix of dark Broadway musicals. Three travelers find their way to an old mansion...where a hunt for blood and lust takes over them all. A must read for die hard Broadway lovers!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,032 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 10/24/2006
The Chronicles of a Stormtrooper reviews
A situation comedy about three Stormtroopers dealing with insanity, prejudice, homosexuality, and armor that doesn't work! Kinda like Seinfeld in space! Rating just in case.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Stormtroopers
That Rainy Night reviews
One-shot song-fic. Danny's thoughts of Valerie on a rainy night. The song is If I Told You from The Wedding Singer
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Danny F., Valerie G. - Complete
King of the Koopas: Because I Knew You reviews
Sequel to King of the Koopas. Bowser struggles to keep a mysterious assassin from overthrowing his throne as Peach slowly discovers her dark origins. As secrets past and present are brought to a shocking light, the beauty and the beast are forced to rethink everything they thought they knew about each other to save the kingdom.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,148 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Peach, Bowser - Complete
King of the Koopas reviews
Prequel to Super Mario 64. In an age where King Toadstool rules and the Koopas are segregated, a young Koopaling named Bowser finds his innocence shattered by the Mushroom Kingdom. As he grows, Bowser vows to make life for his species tolerable again by seeking revenge on the throne. But it's a long way to become a King, and Bowser's claws will never be clean again.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,356 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Bowser, Toadsworth, Wart, Kammy Koopa - Complete
Fear reviews
Oneshot about Lock confronting the one thing he never believed he had: fear.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Lock - Complete
Octavius vs Grievous reviews
Spider-man Star Wars crossover. The title says it all! When the two baddies get brought back to life, a bizarre twist of fate leads them to the battle of their lives! Will one atone for his sins, or will the other conquer the world? COMPLETE!
Crossover - Star Wars & Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,297 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 6/14/2005 - General Grievous, Doc Ock/Dr. Octopus - Complete
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