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Joined 05-28-05, id: 821911
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi.

I like to write.
My most desperate wish is to be one of those amazing writers who inspires all sorts of feelings in people.
Unfortunately, I'm not, so I'll just have to keep on trucking.

Please don't have a conniption over anything that happens in my stories.
I've got the focus of a five year old with ADD.
It's bound to change anyway, don't get your knickers in a twist.

I like reading, writing, drawing, painting, and dancing, but artistry defnintely isn't my forte.

I've been known to be a reckless alchohalic, an unwavering cynic, an obscene kleptomaniac, and an intellectual bitch, but please don't let those clutter your judgement of me. I can be reasonably friendly.

PS: Blaise is a boy.
GET OVER IT.

LONG LIVE DHr IN FANFICS AND HHr IN THE BOOKS!

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Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5308 - Favs: 5,949 - Follows: 3,308 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 4038 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Undesirable Feelings by dracosgirl2515 reviews
DMHG!Warnings: adult content and language. Hermione begins to feel unwanted and unexplained feelings toward Malfoy. With the help of Ginny, Hermione realizes she is sick of the overlysweet type of man whom she usually attracts. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,236 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1956 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Scales and a Tail by Halfling reviews
Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 4041 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Welcome To Hell by RootbeerFloatShallPrevail reviews
Summary: One of these days, Granger, you’re going to be in debt to me. And when you’re begging for me to spare you, I don’t think I ought to. Rated R FOR A REASON, HAS PLOT! NOT CLICHE! This is RootbeerFloat under new pen name! FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,577 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Make Me Forget His Name by jmalfoy reviews
Tired of her husband being unfaithful, Hermione turns to the arms of the least likely person… her one time enemy and her husband's best friend. Sometimes remembering the person who has loved you most is the hardest thing to do. HGDM. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,753 - Reviews: 2375 - Favs: 2,912 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6461 - Favs: 5,275 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Negative Side by Plaidly Lush reviews
None of them knew what it was that made Hermione change. All they knew was that she was different. Then Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy became friends, and the world as everyone knew it was over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,328 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Love Before Their Time by LovinLovegood1 reviews
If you don't fool fate, Fate will fool you. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,184 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Never Again by MagicalWishes25 reviews
Sequel to The Hidden One.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,903 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2156 - Favs: 5,363 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Guess Who, Anyone? by Peruvian powder of DOOM reviews
In the aftermath of the war, both Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are wanted persons. Hermione, by the triumphant side, the Dark Side. Draco, by what was left of the defeated side, the Light Side. Identities concealed, they are set up on a blind date by
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,192 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Eternity With You by jmalfoy reviews
After a brush with death, Draco binds himself to Hermione for the rest of their lives. Will Draco and Hermione find a way to protect their most precious treasure? What does his mother have to do with anything? DracoHermione. On HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,124 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Pick of the Litter by Nova-Janna reviews
Have you ever heard of one of those auctions where they bid on all the handsome young men to raise money? Hogwarts has decided to try some new tactics for entertainment...DMHG and Blaise.Hannah, just to be different
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,144 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
This Time Around by Disneydoll0424 reviews
Hermione Granger travels back in time and meets up with the Marauders. She finds out that changing the past can have unexpected consequences for the future. HGRL COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 255,823 - Reviews: 5017 - Favs: 3,163 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by Ceres Vesta reviews
COMPLETE. Hush my friends and let them hold each other, help them make the moment last forever. In the end, it shall be Draco and Hermione, for I am the Sorting Hat, and what I say will be. "You're filthy," he drawled. "But you're beautiful."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,255 - Reviews: 2002 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3260 - Favs: 4,823 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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One Night reviews
On a trip celebrating their engagement, Viktor Krum and Hermione Granger run into an old...er...friend. When Draco Malfoy makes them an offer that's hard to refuse, they run into trouble that may tear them apart. VKHG, then DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,327 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Eternally, Impossibly, Yours reviews
A new PenPal program at Hogwarts brings together an unlikely couple. After baring their souls to each other, they each discover their mortal enemy on the opposite end. Will they make it to peace, or will they tear each other apart?HGDM, rr my summaries su
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,254 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hope reviews
Songfic, DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Assignment reviews
Post Hogwarts. Hermione is assigned to hook up with Draco to get Death Eater information. Draco is assinged toguess what?hook up with Hermione to get Order information. Drama. Fun. Woohoo! read. review. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
DraMione, True Love! reviews
This is a parody of a lot of DracoHermione cliches. I was reading the most horrible DraMione, and I just couldn't resist. So, here goes! R.R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Return Of Dumbledore reviews
One Shot. Girl visits JKR. Entails: Alcohal. Yolts. The return of Dumbledore. Superstealth moves. Old women. Fat guys who look like Vince Vaughn. Please read. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Albus D. - Complete