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 Author has written 29 stories for Angelic Layer, Foxtrot, Card Captor Sakura, Avatar: Last Airbender, Harry Potter, and Sherlock. STATUS: inactive (updated 2021) 20s. from north carolina. also on ao3, if you like the atmosphere better there! (same username, and all my recent fics are crossposted.) some of these fics are really old and essentially here for archival/sentimental purposes--for instance, the first listed story was posted when i was eleven, lol. i think they start being readable around 2010/when i made the switch to writing HP, but obviously ymmv. you can also find tied for last translated into russian (in-progress) on Ficbook! the translator's username is Al1en. -sw |
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Panned by uchiha.s reviews
AU. Famed critic Voldemort pans Hermione's play, humiliating her in front of the world. As she vows to prove she can write a perfect play, being around Voldemort makes her reconsider the vows to her boyfriend Viktor she is planning on making.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,279 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 37410 - Favs: 31,776 - Follows: 23,072 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nightingale by everambling reviews
Brilliant student and prospective MI5 recruit Hermione Granger is inadvertently thrown back in time by a top-secret government experiment- Right into the lap of aspiring bio-engineer Tom Riddle, who she knows in her time as the man whose dangerous ambition will herald a nation's ruin... /Non-magic AU. /Something wicked this way comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,192 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Valentine's Day Massacre by uchiha.s reviews
WARNING: CRACKFIC. AU, Oneshot. Set in the universe of my Tomione fic "The Scientist" but can stand (feebly) on its own. Hermione and Tom have only been together for less than two months when a mysterious package shows up at her flat. HG/TMR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Tabula Rasa by everambling reviews
"You're not in any position to be dictating terms, Tom," she said through gritted teeth. "You'll do as I tell you."... "Don't call me Tom."... "No arguments, Tom." / AU Humor/Romance. Hermione is assigned as Voldemort's criminal case worker. Hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Witch by uchiha.s reviews
AU, Oneshot. She turns back to look at him and he reaches out to take her - but their hands never touch. TMR/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,181 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
frisson by verity candor reviews
It's a sparkling feeling, like living, and breathing, and a little bit like burning, just around the edges – it's like wine in your throat, and fingers on your skin, and you, and this – and it, all of it, it just feels so alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,328 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 3/9/2011
Routine Procedure by meggannn reviews
A meeting at a broken-down red telephone box. Sherlock needs to make a call and Harry's just trying to get to work.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 185 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
Twist of Fate by jazzpha reviews
AU. Lu Ten survived the Siege of Ba Sing Se, and the Earth Kingdom fell. Iroh rules the Fire Nation, but his reign does not go unquestioned. Meanwhile, a new Avatar is found in the South... and Princess Azula's idea of a prank changes everything. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,084 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Zuko, Katara] [Azula, OC] - Complete
The Scientist by uchiha.s reviews
AU, HG/TMR/FW. Attraction builds between Hermione and her best friend's older brother, yet she can't tear her mind from the mysterious puzzle that is her critical theory professor: Dr. Riddle. EPILOGUE UP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,258 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
i have gone at dusk through narrow streets by i forgot to blink reviews
Draco, Hermione, and what came before and after the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
i am sleeping on a time bomb by i forgot to blink reviews
The war is over, and they go to Antarctica.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Confessions by samtana reviews
A collection of unrelated short confessions. Some are romantic. Some are funny. Some are just weird. My favorites: 5: Aang 13: Ozai 14: Bumi 17: The Bullfrog 18: Long Feng 23: Jet 31: The Mechanist 38: Jun 40: Gen. Fong 53-55: On Ji/Foamy/Earth King
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 41,147 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008
Circle by Padakin reviews
Five times Severus Snape called for Lily Evans.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 3362 - Favs: 7,014 - Follows: 4,014 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Defections by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble. How the much-vaunted Marriage Law would work in actual practice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey by Plenty O'Custard reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Unaltered by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble. There are, indeed, many disadvantages to serving evil...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
The Extras' Game by Convoy Butterfly reviews
[drabble, sillyfic] While Sakura and Syaoran are busy changing their lives, their friends and family deal with the changes in an unorthodox way.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Meiling L. - Complete
Sonnet unto His Dæmon by Qoheleth reviews
Being, well... a sonnet unto the author's dæmon.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
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Ad Infinitum reviews
As he forges inexorably toward the end of time, he may come to wonder if this is a world worth ruling. Science fantasy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,061 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 3/24/2022 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy reviews
The night that Harry and Dumbledore return from the cave, the Death Eaters are delayed from reaching the top of the Astronomy Tower for one more minute. Draco Malfoy lowers his wand. / An AU in which Draco accepts Dumbledore's offer to fake his death and go into hiding with the Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 309,858 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 6/18/2021 - Published: 3/24/2020 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Only Beautiful Thing in the World reviews
To most of the world, Tom Riddle is the perfect Avatar: diplomatic and prodigious, the pride of the Fire Nation. But Hermione Granger—healer, secret bloodbender, and member of a society that's tracked Riddle's moves meticulously—knows the truth. She knows what Riddle's planning once he masters the Avatar State. At the next full moon, she's going to make sure that never happens.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/27/2021 - Published: 1/12/2021
Common Household Poisons reviews
The evening she met Luna Lovegood, of course Ginny had fractured her tibia. And twisted her ankle. Also possibly sprained her left wrist, though it was difficult to tell, because pain was referring across her body like sound echoing through a mountain range. / A brief history of Ginny Weasley's injuries. Linny. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/27/2020 - [Ginny W., Luna L.] - Complete
Unsinkable reviews
He: a young man long since raised from poverty, now on the verge of inheriting a magnate's business in the 1910s. She: an impoverished young woman on her way to start a new life in America. In short: Tom Marvolo Riddle, Hermione Jean Granger, and one voyage on the RMS Titanic - and how it would change their lives forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,515 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 12/18/2019 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
sunshowers reviews
Ginny and Luna don't talk at school. They exist to each other only in summer, in the miles of countryside between their houses. / Luna/Ginny. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2019 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
ghouls in the attic reviews
Ron knows other people have glimpsed his insecurities, but nobody seems to know how threatening they feel, how all-consuming they could become. Nobody has understood. Nobody until him. / a oneshot deathly hallows AU based on the fact that tom riddle canonically says the sentence "i have seen your heart and it is mine" to ron
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,381 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/28/2019 - Ron W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fix Me reviews
Sometimes hatred is the only way to find out who you really are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,682 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/13/2018 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Toxicology reviews
Being best friends with a horcrux for seven years changes a person. / a darkish hermione oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/22/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Exceeds Expectations reviews
Albus suggests that Snape employ some new teaching assistants: a pack of corgi puppies. Unabashed crackfic. Oneshot. I have no excuse for this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Complete
Sketches reviews
A collection of oneshots and character sketches. Varied topics, from Dean Thomas' love of football to Hermione's childhood if she'd had an older brother. Written from prompts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Hermione G.
Like Rosin on Heartstrings reviews
It is seven months and twelve days after the fall, and Sherlock Holmes has returned to 221B under cover of night to retrieve his violin.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bent and Broken reviews
Sherlock Holmes is many things: consulting detective; non-bender; semi-sociopathic descendant of the once-Fire Lord Azula. John Watson is many things: waterbender; ex-soldier; healer; live-in P.A. to Sherlock Holmes. And the man they find in the alley is many things, chief among them, dead. This mini-murder mystery is set 90 years after Korra, with the new technology that entails.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,202 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
angels long fallen reviews
The one thing Sherlock doesn't know about Jim Moriarty is the most important.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,010 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Have a Nice Day! reviews
Tom Riddle: secret, brilliant heir to the biggest company in the world, VoldeMart. Hermione Granger: sent to his prestigious school on full scholarship because VoldeMart outsourced her parents' jobs to China. Bridges burn. Sparks fly. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,373 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Avada Kedavra Anonymous reviews
No one missed Riddle's pale fist tightening around the useless wand in his lap. "I am Tom," he ground out. "I am here for the sole reason that the alternative was community service." / Hermione moderates a post-Avada Kedavra support group. Chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 266 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Missing reviews
George is trying to find something.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/1/2012 - George W. - Complete
Tied for Last Original Ending reviews
Warning: This will make absolutely no sense if you haven't read up to Chapter 32 of Tied for Last. Just so you know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Gamp's Law reviews
Myrtle Westing-Smith was the first person to die at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for 67 years, 4 months, and 6 days. The student who died 67 years, 4 months, and 6 days before her did not have nearly so pleasant a death. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Complete
De Craticula Politiana reviews
Where are Patronuses when they aren't called? One-shot written for Qoheleth's Malachy O'More challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
A Love Story reviews
Who's really Hermione's true love? No OC; canon-compliant. Yet... mysteriously... no Ron/Hermione. A short and lighthearted take on the most passionate romance in the Harry Potter world!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Evolution reviews
I am everything the world has made me, a tragedy and a thirst for vengeance. No OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,314 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Complete
Erised reviews
The days are getting a little too similar, but what is there for her to do differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Tied for Last reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,359 - Reviews: 2511 - Favs: 4,139 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Banana Pancakes reviews
A quiet morning. SS.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
The Higher You Aim reviews
My mom used to tell me that the higher you aim, the farther you have to fall. I've aimed about as high as it gets: Li Syaoran, son of a lord. And then there's me, Sakura, the blacksmith's daughter, who's not planning to fall any time soon. SS
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,309 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007
Notes on the Sun reviews
Zuko reflects on where he is and where he's been. No pairings.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Zuko - Complete
A Day in the Life reviews
Drabble. Paige gets slightly more creative with her torture methods.
Foxtrot - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
The Newbie reviews
A new Deus, Akiru Takahashi, starts to play and makes friends with Misaki, not knowing that she is the deus whose angel he admires. Complete.
Angelic Layer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Complete