RilienRhovanion
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Joined 05-28-05, id: 822246, Profile Updated: 02-13-09
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.

I am a fan of Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Eragon, X-Men, Twilight, and Star Trek.

age: 18

nationality: Italian

hair: dark brown

eyes: green

height: 5'6"

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The Veil by belladonnacullen reviews
You always have the choice between life and death... until you don't. There is poetry at the beginning and end of our journey, but it's what you make of the interim that counts. BxE, rated M, canon parings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,653 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20307 - Favs: 12,375 - Follows: 7,072 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cold War by Gleena reviews
In 2026, the Cullens realize that Aro desperately wants to possess Edward in order to use him in a barbaric experiment. Now, the Cullens must evade the Volturi while protecting one of their own as well as Aro's unwitting human pawn. 100% Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,878 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Elves Shouldn't Be Allowed by Dark-Sylph reviews
A faulty time machine, a 17 year old girl stuck in an elf's body, and a whole troupe of characters dreading what the new wierdo from Mirkwood's going to do next! Elladan stands in for Orlando Bloom, and Legolas takes a turn as matchmaker for once.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,127 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Legolas, Elrohir
Love Me by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Bella is sick and finds out she has cancer. Edward has to make a decision before it's too late. Nominated for Best Romance on La Tua Cantante awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,799 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette by Insanity's Partner reviews
Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Welcome Home by wtvoc reviews
all human. he's been away on a one-week business trip. rated M for Mmm... Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thorns to Hide a Rose by Jude Mackenzie reviews
A so far brief snapshot of the Cullen kids at school shortly before Bella arrives in Forks. Another side to Rosalie...and did the Cullens know about Bella coming before she actually did? Please read and review x
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2008
My Secret Pen Pal by SweetSouthernGal reviews
Lily & James are assigned to be secret pen pals. While their secret personas are becoming close friends, in the real world they're developing a complicated friendship. What'll happen when they meet face to face under their real identities? Only time will tell. Written PreDH. Edited 9/2013; additional epilogue planned and upcoming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,095 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Whatsoever You Do by Dreamstrifer reviews
Nindariel is a shy, pretty elf. Haldir is an arrogant, cold Marchwarden. And Rumil has the perfect plan to bring the two together. HaldirOC, set before the books.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,751 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Haldir - Complete
Wings by XxFleurdelySxX reviews
A different life and different choices, for a well known Angel. Chap.6: Spandex friends.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,556 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006
In Imladris by Evergreene reviews
A tale of the Fellowship in Rivendell. They had to meet sometime...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,952 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Call of the Wolverine by ridesandruns reviews
A bored Wolverine and a cell phone mean trouble.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
Sleep With Your Eyes Open by Katatonia reviews
Pippin gets a nasty shock one evening and Aragorn doesn't help matters...whoever said Rangers were mature? Warning: mention of death but nothing explicit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
When Gandalf Doesn't Like You by CrystalFNfire reviews
Gandalf is fed up and done with Mary Sues falling into Middle Earth all over the place. So, he decides to give one a taste of her own medicine.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Tales of the Lost Years by CrystalFNfire reviews
As Legolas and Gimli wait for the ship to let them pass into the Undying Lands, they meet an old man and begin to tell tales of their travels. R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,651 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
So You Want to Write a Tolkien Fanfic? by SickleYield reviews
Humorous guide to writing like a neurotic misogynist Englishman. Not that I think all Englishmen are neurotic misogynists. I freely admit that all the neurotic misogynists I know are American. Complete with one or two expansions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2194 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Deception and Heartbreak by Firestar385 reviews
Life in Imladris Arc. There's deception in Mirkwood and heartbreak in Imladris. A prequel to Dandelion with a host of new characters and conflicts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,657 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Elrohir, Legolas - Complete
Lost by SilverWolf7 reviews
After an accident leaves Glorfindel in a position he never could imagine for himself, he needs all the help he can get. With the help of Elrond, Erestor and two little Elfling twins, he begins to realise that it is not the end of the world.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,689 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Glorfindel, Elrond
The Weary Traveler by Golden-Flute reviews
NO SLASH! Late one night, in a pub close to Mirkwood, a strange Elf stops to rest only to find himself interrogated by a man about the untrue evilness of his own kin.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Legolas
All About Elrond by Erestor reviews
Elrond, saddened by the lack of meaningful angst about him, asks Erestor to write a tragic vignette. Pain, suffering, and gratuitous amnesia ensue. REVISED August '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
The Scruff Factor by JastaElf reviews
How DID Aragorn come to be neat & tidy for Elrond's Council? Ch. 7, The Long Awaited Scruffilogue: in which a squirrely evening is had by all, Dwarves learn not to drop eaves, and Legolas courts doom by going to bed early. This story is finally complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,871 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Field Trip by Kaiyoz reviews
Legolas goes on a field trip with his class. Sequel to Silent Times. Read and Review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Legolas
Diary of a Father by TrinityTheSheDevil reviews
Aragorn's Diary as he has kids. This is dedicated to all the moms and dads out there! Bet you'll get a laugh outta this! COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 4/17/2003 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Singing Songs by Miss Aranel reviews
An Imladris healer wrestles with the choice of whether or not to save an injured child's life, and deals with the consequences. OCs. Ch. 6: The hearing loss verdict, a trip to the gardens, white sandal pondering, and a visit to potential foster parents.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,163 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 11/7/2003
Silent Times by Kaiyoz reviews
Baby Legolas was born nearly a month too early... with some tragic results. Read and Review! Read AN!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Legolas
The Unauthorized Biography of Legolas Greenleaf by alliwantisanelfforchristmas reviews
A non-fiction story on a fiction site. Legolas is injured, has a fall, and comes to stay with my family. You will laugh, cry, and need a hug, I promise! Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,739 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 8/12/2002 - Legolas - Complete
Frond's Marvelous Misadventures by Erestor reviews
Estel has a caterpillar. The caterpillar's name is Frond. Estel and Frond have lots of adventures. A tale of courage, friendship, and survival in the face of horrific odds. Not an epic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
Great Scott by ridesandruns reviews
Jean plus JellO shots equals TMI
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Jean G., Cyclops - Complete
Vignettes of the Fellowship by AilciA reviews
Short stories and vignettes that give an insight into the fellowship and how they interact with one another. Some are stand alone, some are continuous, they show the little bits of friendship and otherwise that we don't get to see. not slash COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,680 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/13/2003 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Complete
The Littlest Balrog by Dragon Confused reviews
Or ‘Melkor’s Boys’. The Dark Lord has a very busy day looking after five cuddly little darlings. Well. . . almost little darlings. AU. Very very AU. Main characters: Melkor, Sauron, Gomig and various OBs. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,364 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2003 - Published: 5/6/2003 - Sauron - Complete
Little Elfling Lost by sheraiah reviews
A human hunting party stumbles across the aftermath of an orc attack in which a very young elf is the only survivor. Revised! COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Ardent Shine the Stars by Miss Aranel reviews
A little Legolas & family fic. For those who like a mix of angst, humor, & sweetness. Clean. COMPLETE! Responses to reviewers are now available!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,569 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/28/2003 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Elladan's First Word by Dragon Confused reviews
The family of Imladris spend a morning out in the garden. Baby Elladan manages his first word. Very sweet and cuddly fluff. Main Characters: Celebrian, Elrond, Glorfindel, Elladan and Elrohir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Elrond, Elrohir
While the Ring went south by Thundera Tiger reviews
What happened after the Fellowship left Rivendell but before they came down off Caradhras? Behold the missing scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,624 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Complete
Neatly Folded by Fionny reviews
Bobby Drake and Scott Summers bond over feminine underthings.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/10/2002
The Shi'ar Coffee Story by ajm1 reviews
Hank steals the coffeemaker for an experiment. (Note: Correct version of the story, posted by its actual author.)
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2002
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Phone Call reviews
Voldemort gives Harry an unexpected phone call. What could he possibly want? Repost. AU. OOCness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,043 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Where It Went Wrong reviews
Maslow's hierarchy of needs and where and how it failed, if applied to Frodo and Sam on their quest. A bit like an essay... Most people will probably find it boring, but if this sort of thing interests you, give it a try. Or just read it anyway.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Dark to Light reviews
The Urukhai were once elves. Haldir is on a mission to turn one back into an elf.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Haldir
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