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What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you goddamn fool. I shall shit fury all over thou bitches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.

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Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 345,712 - Reviews: 9040 - Favs: 10,653 - Follows: 11,329 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Gateway with Gotham Problems by BMWWWriter reviews
Wonder Woman may be able to end wars, but how will she react when a serial killer plagues her city. First in a planned series for WonderBat shippers. Sorry guys, it's practically an entire novella at this point. #Batman #Wonder Woman #BMWW #WonderBat
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,908 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 9/7/2020 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Dick G./Nightwing, Barbara Gordon/Batgirl/Oracle - Complete
Altered Reality by DimiGex reviews
When Kakashi wakes up beside the impossible, he knows something is wrong. Either he's losing his mind or he's trapped in a genjutsu so powerful even he can't escape. Is he strong enough to fight or should he accept the world that could have been?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,418 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 7/14/2016 - [Kakashi H., Rin] Obito U.
Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman- Beginnings by Brian368 reviews
How the Trinity met. May include other heroes later on. Bruce and Clark are in their late 20's and have been operational for 5 years each. Diana is in her mid 20's and has been in Man's World for 2 years. She has not become Wonder Woman just yet. All the heroes are aware of each others existence although they have not worked together yet.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 148,574 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/20/2020 - Published: 10/20/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
This Sensei is Mine! by Knight Kunoichi reviews
Collection of stories between our favourite shinobis and kunoichis and their loving senseis. Threw sweat, blood and tears their mentors stay by their side. Shamelessly fluff, because we all know how they really are inside. Please read and review
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,027 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/20/2018 - Published: 9/7/2016 - Kakashi H., Asuma S., Gai M., Kurenai Y.
Certain Dark Things by darth-healer reviews
Sakura's mission is simple - find a cure for the disease ravaging lower Fire Country. When Itachi Uchiha makes an appearance, sick and traveling with two orphaned children, Sakura is faced with a difficult decision. Itachi holds the key to curing the disease, but will she be able to live with herself after working with a mass murdering missing nin? ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 202,224 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 234 - Published: 5/18/2017 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Belongs To Her by Akane Nyx reviews
A little time in the hospital. A little insight into the past. A little bit of compassion. A few little solutions. A little mission. Will it take more than a little for her to realize what belongs to her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 107,533 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 5/27/2009 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.] Tsunade S.
Calm before the Storm by i-am-the-fandoms reviews
Natasha Romanoff is changing and it's because of Steve Rogers. Was she falling in love or it is only for children. And what does Steve think? Falling in love has never been crazier. Set after AoU - story updated with MINOR SPOILERS. The Soldier and the Spy, Stevetasha, Captasha, CaptainWidow, Steve and Natasha, Romanogers, whatever you wanna call it fluff/smuff M.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 111,453 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.] Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Chasing a Legend by Voiceofsummer reviews
During one of the most crucial missions in the history of Konoha, Sakumo is forced to make an all too different decision. The White Fang dies as a hero and not in disgrace. The life of Hatake Kakashi is changed forever. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 216,275 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 11/10/2015 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Kakashi H., Rin, Obito U.
Kisses of My Secrets by kiwi4me reviews
They were labeled like invisible tattoos on them, leaving inerasable marks so everyone saw what the world did. But she saw through him. He understood her. Together their marks will merge and the ink will blend to form something much bigger than any label can hold. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,513 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Kakashi H., Ino Y. - Complete
Will of Fire by Cynchick reviews
Forced to flee their village and the new regime, the loyal shinobi of Konoha must find a way to preserve their way of life and take back their home. As they fight for their future, Team Seven struggles to overcome the past. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 223,234 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 3,445 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Growing Pangs by The Edgy Bubble reviews
Through a turn of awkward events Sakura starts to see a new side of the teacher she never really paid much attention to before, and that teacher suffers similarly. A story about a forbidden relationship and the many obstacles in their way. First Story!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 432,954 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Paths We Take by tallgirl20 reviews
Sakura just knew that stupid mission would go bad. Now stuck in the past, she must get home and soon. A stolen sword, Whirlpool politics, and teenage Kakashi are the least of her problems because... the Kyuubi is coming and she cannot interfere. Right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,833 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4935 - Favs: 6,086 - Follows: 4,380 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Second Chance by Chayanne reviews
Do you believe in second chances? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 86,489 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
What the New Year Brings by ShipperTrish reviews
KakaSaku. How you spend New Year's Day determines how you will spend the rest of the new year. Looks like Sakura has one hell of a new year ahead of her!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 139,675 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Never Say Goodbye by JackTheRipper666 reviews
Kakasaku Kakashi's just been assigned to his toughest mission yet: Legal gaurdian to his former student Sakura. It's his job to keep her happy. But does that mean falling in love with her? Disclaimer: I Don't Own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 79,535 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A tale retold reviews
What if the situations had been different? What if different choices were made? Would the world still be the same as we know it? Would Naruto Uzumaki still be the child of prophecy? Would the world still go through infernal sufferings? Would the world still be cursed with hatred and war? This is a tale about what you know. This is a tale of what you don't. This is a tale retold.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,742 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 5/11/2017 - Kakashi H.