anotherblastedromantic
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Joined 05-29-05, id: 822857
Author has written 5 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Phantom of the Opera, and Chronicles of Narnia.

Ahoy there! Maybe you accidentally clicked on my abnormally long penname, or maybe you like my writing and want to read more of my stories, (oh, please, let it be so!) but whatever the case, you're looking at my profile!

Penname: anotherblastedromantic (obviously)

Current state of mind: clinically insane (YES! I've finally made it over the hill of sanity! Woo-hoo!)

Any other specifics: If I told you that, I'd have to kill you... (Looks around suspiciously.)

Favorite things:

Fire.

Sharp shiny weapons.

Chocolate.

Chocolate.

Reviews.

Books: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Artemis Fowl, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Wicked, Son of a Witch (the sequel to Wicked), Persuasion, Pride and Prejudice, Jane Eyre, 1984, A Tale of Two Cities, and... and... oh, too many to count.

Movies: Phantom of the Opera, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Van Helsing, Pirates of the Caribbean, Wizard of Oz, anything with Audrey Hepburn in it, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Tim Burton version), Corpse Bride, The Village, Walk the Line, Monte Python and the Holy Grail, and, and... again,too many to count.

Musicals: Phantom of the Opera, Wicked, Chicago, Oklahoma, 42nd Street, Rent, Lion King, Into the Woods, Les Miserables, but not The Full Monty becuase it has old men stripping in it (shudder)...

What I'm currently working on: I guess you'll just have to scroll down and READ the actual stories to find out, now won't you? Time for an evil cackle: mwahahaha...ha...ha.

Pointless conclusion: Well, it isn't much, but this is my profile. I'll add more to it later. I hope you enjoy my stories; and if you have decided that I am too much of a borish writer and have concluded to go spend your time more wisely such as plotting to take over the world with an army of mutant ducks, well, that would be all right too. Thank you for your time.

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Overlooked by meowbooks reviews
These oneshots are devoted to the overlooked characters or objects of the movie.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,272 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 12/28/2005
The Opera Wench by my-echo reviews
COMPLETE. Currently undergoing revision. Almost two years prior to the advent of Christine, a young dancer stumbles upon the mysterious Erik one night and feels a strange affinity for him. Leroux-based.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 157,131 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Complete
Fire and Ice by ToryTigress92 reviews
Another one of my Beckabeths! In this one we find out how Governor Swann knew Beckett before he became a lord,and there's going to be lots of smut and fight between our favourite pairing! Please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,616 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - [Cutler B., Elizabeth S.] Weatherby S./Governor Swann, Lt. Theodore Groves - Complete
Words by Maska reviews
POTO...without music. Odd I know. I'm interested to see how people like this. Modern fic
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,092 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/30/2005
Dark Chocolate Days by DeppFictionLovers reviews
Willy and Danika are discouraged after their failure to produce a 'hair' of their own. Instead, they create the Golden Tickets. After Charlie moves in, what will happen when they find out that Willy finally did something right, and Danika's pregnant?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,811 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
Bound Forever by Countess Alana reviews
Hey! This is the sequel to To Be Rekindled. One day while Cassidy is working at the tavern, a man runs in screaming, Vampires! Cassidy's world is turned around when she is kidnapped by someone she thought to be long dead...
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,670 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 8/1/2005
Rubicon by GreenWood Elf reviews
Lord Beckett's wife joins him in the Caribbean just as the seas fall under her husband's control. Sequel to My Friendliest.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,721 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Cutler B. - Complete
Nine Months and Counting by PlayerPiano reviews
After three years of marriage, Victor and Victoria are expecting a new addition to the Van Dort clan.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,324 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Trouble With Mortals by pucktofaerie reviews
Puck and Oberon face a new challenge that will require a ton of trickery to pull off. Harry Potter crossover. Enjoy!
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,593 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 7/9/2005
Unfinished Business by Wrongful Vanity reviews
[Corpse Bride] Bonejangles comes topside to settle something unfinished,and requests, well, demands the help of Victor and Victoria to do so.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,991 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005
Frozen Chocolate Can Still Melt by DeppFictionLovers reviews
AU: pre movie & book: From his office high above the town, Willy Wonka coldly watches everything around him. Can a girl melt his frozen chocolate heart? Now M!: Lightly influenced by Beauty & the Beast & Phantom of the Opera: Complete!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,227 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Complete
Aftermath by Jasper Corel reviews
Where the movie leaves off, our story begins. It makes perfect sense that Victor and Victoria would not be married right away...not when the entire town thinks he's faked his own death to commit adultery! Our heros must deal with the cynics.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,956 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 10/1/2005
To Be Rekindled by Countess Alana reviews
She had been with him and his brides for 9 years. She was his servant. He never noticed her until one uneventful day. Could he be falling for his servant? First Fic! RR!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,852 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004
Disney's Phantom of the Opera by The Lark reviews
What if Disney ever got its paws on Phantom? *shudder*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2002
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Stuck on an Island reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow finds himself stuck on an island again... but this time he is trapped with a few other characters: Legolas Greenleaf, Violet Baudelaire, Artemis Fowl, and even Van Helsing. Madness ensues.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,087 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
Mr Tumnus' Wild Night reviews
Mr. Tumnus gets crazy. Ohhhhh yeah.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008
Pirate Bride reviews
He had married her in an attempt to save her from slavery. She was awkward, ugly. Their marriage was a secret, kept from all of his silly lovesick lovers. Nobody knew he really loved her. Not even him.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,608 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 11/18/2005
In the Chocolate Factory reviews
Two years have passed since Willy Wonka opened his giant chocolate factory, and Charlie Bucket's beginning to feel the stress of it. And, to add to his troubles, a very strange relative has decided to pay a visit to the Buckets. VERY random.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,340 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005
Masked Men reviews
Phantom of the Opera vs. V for Vendetta. What will happen when two masked terrorists with similar storylines duke it out in an arena for thrill crazed phans? I could have put this in crossovers, but I'm a rebel. Please reView.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006