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Joined 05-31-05, id: 823051
Author has written 4 stories for Valdemar universe, Horatio Hornblower, and Harry Potter.

GAHHH!

I haven't had time for fanfiction, lately, other than reading it, and coming up with endless plots in my head. Meanwhile, I have been working on my own stuff. I just came back here the other day, and wow, I suck. No, really, I promise I write better than this. So, I am going to be reworking things, and perhaps putting some other stuff up, I dunno. I will be keeping some of the things up here because I don't have them stored anywhere else, so beware, things such as Light have atrocious issues.

Cheerios, kids,
MB

"Whatcha talking about whore, I am the freaking mothership!"
- Me in a conversation with dear, dear Taliesin, my lover from hell.

"Do not muddle in the affairs of slashers, for you are cute and would look good with another guy."
- Wise words by none other than Moi

"In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd."
- Miguel de Cervantes

"I thought you said we were done doing things the stupid way."
- Puss In Boots, Shrek 2 (2004)

"No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats, approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less."
- Lazlo

"Well, it's a crazy fucked up world and we're all just floating along waiting for someone who can walk on water, man."
- Heroin Bob, SLC Punk! (1999)

"And I'm his money..."
- me in response to my friend saying "Well, I'm Switzerland."

"Well I couldn't well say I'm his watch...or I'm his chocolate now could I?"
- me in response to the wierd looks people were giving me after I say "And I'm his money..."

"We're all a little bit mad here..."
- me in a nutshell

"Methinks someone's been spending a little too much time rummaging through the closet for sequins and Spandex..."
- from Extenuating Circumstances, a fic by Violet Spark, Hermione to Draco

“You do know you sound like the illegitimate child of a Muggle greeting card and a fortune cookie, don’t you?”
- from Extenuating Circumstances... (psst go read it...)


all time favorites from my own stash

:I’m right behind you, you ninny.:
- Companion Istar to Desiree from The Rainmaker.

“This is a Dictatorship, not a Democracy and you are Hitler.”
- The final rule when Aimee teaches Harry to drive in Light.

Draco Malfoy (divided by) muggle(s) (equals) much hatred and fury which usually (equals) a well placed Memory Charm. Simple math that.
- from Draconian Train Wreck

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Inevitable by bunny angel reviews
Another chance for Vanyel & Tylendel, but nothing's ever easy. [ AU right after Staven. YAY CHAPTER 6! ]
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,981 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/3/2004
The Legacy of Lupin by Alexis Ravenlockes reviews
H.P. crossover. Rahne Sinclair always had questions about her real parents, but never the means to search for answers. When the Xmen go to London to escape antimutant feelings, Rahne searches for answers and finds herself a pawn in the middle of a war.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 131,922 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Remus L., Wolfsbane/Rahne S.
Like the Moon by Fireblade K'Chona reviews
Another update? Oh, the astonishment! Chapter 57 up, involving glorified Capture the Flag, turned ankles, overreactions, and books!
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 159,378 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 5/21/2003
Worlds Apart by Jaelle17 reviews
Sequel to Worlds Collide. COMPLETED!
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,848 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Complete
Your Intentions by The Atomic Cafe reviews
RLNT. Ted Tonks asks Remus the dreaded question.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
That River in Egypt by CloudKat reviews
Draco's gone and pitched a tent in Egypt next to everybody's favorite river... Can he crawl out of his nonacceptance in the shortness of this fic? [repost] Slashy, short, humorous oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Draco M. - Complete
Two's Company by DarkSideoftheMoon reviews
Just Remus and Tonks, my take on what might have happened after the hospital wing scene. HBP spoilers, obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Piano Man by Hawiian Girl reviews
My idea of the postwar wizarding community. Pairingless. Oneshot. Songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Bill W. - Complete
Rowan's Journey by Ryo-girl reviews
Rowan Dumas has always been different, but why? When he finally discovers that he is a wizard, how does he react? How does his family? Will they let him attend Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,570 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 6/11/2005
Padfoot? by Padfootz-luvr reviews
REVISED EDITION:: What if Sirius didn't hunt out Peter after he went to Godric's Hollow? What if he stayed with Harry at the Dursley's house...but with a catch? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,406 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Dark Side of the Moon by Mrs.HarryPotter12 reviews
Ron's been in Azkaban for 6 years. His retrial is being handled by Ginny and Harry, so that leaves one person absent from his life. Hermione, who's determined to forget about him. Too bad her heart isn't as determined.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,186 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Fiery Death by Lily Michelle reviews
Harry comes home to a little surprise. Rating is for SLASH HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Restoration by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
What happens when the fighting ends? How do you pick up the loose threads of your life and weave them back together? A nonlinear, multi character, postwar scenario. Prequel to 'Paint the Town.' Not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Harry P., Draco M., Ginny W., Penelope C. - Complete
We Did Nothing by TGP reviews
The Death of Voldemort isn’t as much a cause for celebration as they all thought it would be. Slash, ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Wolfsbane by Spectral Scribe reviews
PostOotP. Two tragic pasts. Two secret identities. One way to kill a wolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Remus L. - Complete
Worlds Collide by Jaelle17 reviews
Don't we all dream of Valdemar? COMPLETED!
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,100 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Dream of Something More by Amandah Leigh reviews
Harry Potter One-Shot. Would be an epilogue to book seven, if book seven were out yet. HP is seventeen, and reflecting on his life as a Wizard. Explains a lot... Can’t give too much away in summary, but I really like this concept, so please read and revie
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
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The Magi reviews
Kris' Tale. What happened if Kris didn't die in Hardorn? Lira comes to the rescue, well sort of. AU Timeline after Arrow's Fall.
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005
Light reviews
In a fight against Voldemort and his croanies, Harry picks up an old watch which turns out to be a portkey. Far away from everything he knows and the battle he was currently fighting in, can Harry get himself out of this mess?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,711 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Blue Mask reviews
Takes place after Retribution episode. Did Archie Kennedy really die or was it all a ruse? Enter meddling old fools, spies, henchmen and sailors and who could forget Old Boney...eh!
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005
Flirting For the Socially Inept reviews
Aimee meets Aiden. What happens when a sullen, introspective, quidditch loving, Slytherin meets Hugglepuff's very popular and eligible Quidditch Captain...in the hospital wing. Much miscommunication and sillyness insues. Marauder Era Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 8/24/2005