Author has written 4 stories for Valdemar universe, Horatio Hornblower, and Harry Potter.
I haven't had time for fanfiction, lately, other than reading it, and coming up with endless plots in my head. Meanwhile, I have been working on my own stuff. I just came back here the other day, and wow, I suck. No, really, I promise I write better than this. So, I am going to be reworking things, and perhaps putting some other stuff up, I dunno. I will be keeping some of the things up here because I don't have them stored anywhere else, so beware, things such as Light have atrocious issues.
"Whatcha talking about whore, I am the freaking mothership!"
"Do not muddle in the affairs of slashers, for you are cute and would look good with another guy."
"In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd."
"I thought you said we were done doing things the stupid way."
"No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats, approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less."
"Well, it's a crazy fucked up world and we're all just floating along waiting for someone who can walk on water, man."
"And I'm his money..."
"Well I couldn't well say I'm his watch...or I'm his chocolate now could I?"
"We're all a little bit mad here..."
"Methinks someone's been spending a little too much time rummaging through the closet for sequins and Spandex..."
“You do know you sound like the illegitimate child of a Muggle greeting card and a fortune cookie, don’t you?”
all time favorites from my own stash
:I’m right behind you, you ninny.:
“This is a Dictatorship, not a Democracy and you are Hitler.”
Draco Malfoy (divided by) muggle(s) (equals) much hatred and fury which usually (equals) a well placed Memory Charm. Simple math that.