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Joined 06-01-05, id: 823099
Author has written 8 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Lord of the Rings, RuneScape, Allo Allo!, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and Artemis Fowl.

I made a message board about writing... not that anyone posts. -Sniff-

Here it is, if you're interested.

So anyway, hello folks! I am Fluffysilver from deviantArt. :)

Firstly, STORY STATS! Sauron's Bombshell - I'll update it when I feel like it.
This isn't Middle Earth! - on hold, it's really crappy right now. Might redo it, actually.
Death takes over the Bar - DONE.
Fluffy's Movie - On hold.
Family Wars - Also on hold.
The Life of Pika, a Melee Participant - On hold too.
Gollum's Pie - DONE.

Finally, quotes!

"No shit, sherlock." ~ Maddox (maddox.xmission.com - it's not a positive site, he uses it to rant, just telling you.)

"BACK OFF! It's MY tuna fish!" ~ Ken (vergial.deviantart.com)

"100 chickens in the coop! 100 chickens in the coop! Then a duck, what the f--, 99 chickens and a duck!" ~ Best friend (not saying which) singing along to "100 bottles of beer on the wall".

"Aww! She's so cute!" ~ Ley whenever I pretend to be offended.

"You've got the worst timing ever." ~ Ley again, when I used her ruler to catapult my lip stuff across the room just as my science teacher was telling my class off... Oops...

I didn't get in trouble, by the way. Back to the quotes!

"Brain capacity... cheese... brain capacity... slugs... shower... brain capacity..." ~ Me in the shower after getting up in the morning.

"NononononononononoNO!" ~ Me cutely objecting to something. Being deliberately cute. Usually before 4th quote.

"Hmm... how come the bible tells you to love your enemies AND "not suffer a witch to live". The hell?" ~ Me during Christian Studies. (Not meaing to spark any religion fights, but it's true.)

"OK, so two barks means go ahead, one bark means come to me, or whoever's barked once, and a howl means they're near you, got it?"

"OK, whatever. What was two howls again?"

"They're near you."

"Wasn't that one howl?"

"Oh crap, it was. Damn, I forgot now. Just... grr..." ~ Me and Fyre playing war games with my brother and his friend (us being one team).

"I'll give you 5 bucks if you can find a four leaf clover!"

"... OK, I'm not giving you five bucks!" ~ Me and Fyre, we came across a patch of clovers, she said the first bit... then I stooped down and picked up a four leaf clover. I've still got it. AND IT'S A HUGE ONE TOO! Much bigger than the usual ones I see. Not huge, but big.

"Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once!"

"Why do you always say it only once?"

"Because I'm clinging onto a drainpipe that's about to fall ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOVER! AAAAHHH!" ~ (Allo Allo) Rene asking Michelle about her famous quote.

"Helga! How did you get up there?"

"I'm standing on a peasant. STAND STILL!" ~ (Allo Allo) Colenel Von Strohm in jail asking how Helga got up to the window.

"She has pissed out!" ~ (Allo Allo), Officer Crabtree the Englishman who speaks very bad French. ("She has passed out")

"Gid moaning!" ~ Crabtree again. ("Good morning")

Also - my LJ.

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The Day School Got TWISTED! by THECheeseTurkey reviews
Woot! And now its is the second half of the year with the lord of the rings charaters as our teachers! Thus starts the all new section! What will happen now? Weird essays, Celeborn the counsler, school clubs, a play, angry dwarves, school news papers and
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 153,053 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2005
The Magicalness Of Artemis's Head by A Penguin Named Jim reviews
A magical story, about a magical head.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Broomstick Between Them by Jaizar reviews
Take one James Potter, captain of Quidditch team, and irresponsible Head Boy. Add one Lily EVans, dedicated Head Girl, hell bent on getting revenge on James for his shirking of duties. Sprinkle in a Quidditch trials, and wait for explosions to occur.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,004 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Be Well by RussianWolf7 reviews
As I'm sure you can tell from the title, this was inspired by The Opal Deception. In other words, I stole Root dying with his last words Be well and that's it. I actually like this one, so please read and review.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Holly S., Julius R.
Waiting by Good Queen Vold reviews
Faramir and Éowyn in the Halls of Mandos: their pasts and their futures unfold while they must endure with patience the hours of waiting...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Faramir, Eowyn
Three more days by Vatel reviews
Real Characters. After Hbl Princs, so spoilers. Oneshot. Last days of trio at the Burrow, Ron and Hermione's feelings finally revealed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Pong by Insert-Blank reviews
The ball ponders its existence and the neverending quest to be free.
Pong - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2005
Behind These Hazel Eyes by Cyberspace reviews
PostOD. A oneshot about everyone's favorite female captain and exactly what's behind her hazel eyes.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Holly S. - Complete
Sunny Acres Part 2: A Never Ending Freak Show by Faramir Fancier reviews
Ok, this is PART TWO! Isn't it totally amazing? Now it even has a spiffy new name! Muahaha! Sorry. Anyway, I suggest you read Sunny Acres Retirement Facility before you read this, otherwise you will be confused beyond count.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005
Memories of Darkness by Serb reviews
Post WW2. Waking up in the Berlin Hospital, Herr Flick finds out that three years of his life are missing from his memory. Someone is out there to get him, and won't stop until they do. READREVIEW!
Allo Allo! - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,655 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2004 - Published: 2/14/2004
Three cases of Severus Snape by Serb reviews
CALLING ALL READERS! Released in the magical world there is a creature, mush worse than a Mary Sue. Could Severus resist its 'charms? Must be read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Severus S.
Hu Gardarn by Blue Yeti reviews
aka. Knurd. Lies are very troublesome things. Especially for Julius Root, exCommander of the LEP. Lies have a habit of getting in the way of his life, destroying it. But they're everywhere. [HollyRoot]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Julius R., Grub K.
The Lost Discovered by Blue Yeti reviews
After Root's death Holly and Foaly are assigned the task of cleaning out his office. They learn a lot about Julius that they couldn't see when he was alive, even though it should have been obvious.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Julius R.
Talks and Discussions by Serb reviews
The 'Allo 'allo characters and I have a little talk.....Please Read and Review!
Allo Allo! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/29/2002
Return of the Game by Serb reviews
Sequel to 'Madness at times'. This is nuttier than the first one. Is Clarence really evil? Had Hermione traveled really too much in the past? Does Bertorelli really like his hat? Find out here!Read + Review!
Allo Allo! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/29/2002
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Forgotten Fairy reviews
Holly receives the shock of her life to learn that a fairy has been successfully living with humans for a decade without exposing the People. How did he do it? Or is there something deeper, something unconsidered?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/7/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Holly S.
This isn't Middle Earth! reviews
Thanks to Sauron, our favourite elf Leggy's stuck in Sydney, Australia. The only way to disguise himself from the fangirls is to change his appearance and apply to be a teacher with his fake degree. But who the hell's Orlando Bloom?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Legolas
Family Wars reviews
The family's obsessed with the god Zamorak, but young Jasmine prefers Saradomin. When her mother burns her favourite possession, the cloak, Jasmine completely overreacts and runs away to join Castle Wars, to rub it in their converting faces.
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005
Pool of Death reviews
It was what she always wanted. Her husband, Arthur, and her daughter used to always love it, until the day it claimed her life. OCs inside.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Complete
Gollum's Pie reviews
The Pie Lady recounts her tale with her therapist, involving pie, plastic rings, and fish. Rated for swearing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Gollum
Sauron's Bombshell reviews
Sauron goes back in time the day before the Council of Elrond, and orders the GAITS to drop the bombshell which will make turn everything upside down! Frodo drools, Elrond's hyper oh, very scary. VERY OOC. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Sauron
Death Takes Over the Bar reviews
When Michelle makes Rene and the staff take part in another of her plans, she leaves the most interesting... beings... to mind the bar. Singing not by Edith, eeping, and drunkeness! One shot!
Allo Allo! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Complete
The Life of Pika, a Melee Participant reviews
Things are changing at the Melee stadium, but are they for good? Edited title
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005