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Joined 09-02-16, id: 8231963, Profile Updated: 02-10-21
Author has written 28 stories for Les Miserables, Shining Company, Silmarillion, RuneScape, Fate/stay night, Ninjago, Final Fantasy VII, Gundam Wing/AC, and Pandora Hearts.

Warning: I am a very weird person. Keep reading at your own risk.

Ah, well, don't say I didn't warn you. I am a raving Tolkien/Les Misérables/Irish mythology/Avatar: The Last Airbender/Ninjago/Hakuouki/other assorted anime/historical fiction K-drama/K-pop freak and love Jesus Christ. I love writing, drawing, sewing, reading, singing, running, hapkido, archery, and being weird. I'm not that open with my writing, so this is really weird for me. Every once in a while my muse hits me over the head and holds me hostage until I post something, so all I can do is sit in a dark corner and wonder how people are going to react to my stories. Who knows? You are free to hate or love them, but it's still absoballylutely spiffin' hunky dory to have this chance to share my writing and not feel (too) weird about it. My profile pic and story covers are all my own artwork.

I am madly in love with Jean Prouvaire and Beleg Cúthalion, and about 90% of the Hakuouki cast. I have a problem with falling in love with guys who a) do not exist and b) usually die horrible deaths. I also have a problem with being attracted to creepy fictional guys - emphasis on fictional, thank you very much. I always love to chat, so if you want to, just PM. :)

I just want to take a moment to say that I don't ship slash pairings or threesome or whatever. Just the ordinary traditional guy/girl. Tough cahoonas. Call me a homophobe, and I'll get a T-shirt made.

My sister is Unicadia. Her stories are freakin' awesome, so be sure to check them out.

I always respond to reviews, even if it's just a simple thank you (unless you're a guest). Irisviel Answers Complaints would be the exception to this rule, for reasons.

It has come to my attention that several of my stories, particularly the older ones, were in great need of... hmm, how shall we say this - cleaning up. Anyhoo, I have finally gotten around to editing them all, so you don't have to cringe anymore. Enjoy!

Soooo, yeah. Have at it.

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Why Zack Is Never Allowed On The Internet Again by Plunny.Empress reviews
A list of Zack doing "To Do" Lists he found on the interenet with the help of Genesis, Reno, and Cloud. Inspired by QUEEN EEVEE's "Reason not to let Zack on one of the list sites". XD Rated M to be safe...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/6/2017 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Cloud S., Reno, Zack F., Genesis R.
Remember Me by Unicadia reviews
In his last moments, Jean Prouvaire thinks of the girl who never noticed him. Jehan/Eponine unrequited.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2016 - [J. Prouvaire, Eponine] - Complete
The Ten Princes by Unicadia reviews
An insane little tale involving Jehan's Worst Poem Ever, chocolate pudding, a vaguely familiar gypsy girl, and an artist who paints horses on every available surface.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/18/2016 - Complete
In Which Feuilly and Grantaire Almost Drown by Unicadia reviews
Feuilly goes to retrieve his bag from Grantaire - and gets a lot more than what he bargained for.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2016 - Grantaire, Feuilly - Complete
In Which Joly is Very Silly by Unicadia reviews
Joly meets Musichetta and makes a fool of himself. Featuring love advice from Courfeyrac and Jean Prouvaire.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2016 - [Joly, Musichetta] Lesgle - Complete
In Which Combeferre Has a Very Bad Day Thanks to Courfeyrac by Unicadia reviews
Courfeyrac and Bahorel humorously, but good-naturedly, torment Combeferre and Jean Prouvaire.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2016 - Bahorel, Combeferre, Courfeyrac, J. Prouvaire - Complete
In Which Cosette Falls for the Wrong Guy by Unicadia reviews
Marius gets sick the day he's supposed to meet Cosette, and some other fellow is the lucky man to win the fair Cosette's heart. NO OC!
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/22/2016 - Cosette - Complete
In Which Bahorel Misses by Unicadia reviews
Enjolras won't tell anyone his first name, and the others try to figure it out, with "devastating" results.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2016 - Enjolras, Bahorel, Courfeyrac, J. Prouvaire - Complete
Xenophobia in Beleriand by chisscientist reviews
In which everyone is prejudiced against everyone else.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,481 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 5/5/2010
In Which Musichetta Almost Gets Kissed by Unicadia reviews
Musichetta tries to get Joly to kiss her - but something else happens instead. Cover artwork by my very talented sister.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2016 - [Joly, Musichetta] Courfeyrac, Lesgle - Complete
Because He Killed Fingon by cheekybeak reviews
After Fingon's death Maedhros has created a secret society devoted to hating Gothmog. Here follows the inaugural meeting of the Gothmog Haters Sect. A spin off from Trichomania, and a sequel of sorts to The Maedhros Incident
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2016 - Celegorm, Maedhros, Maglor, Erestor
Give a Whistle by Prackspoor reviews
After the sacking of Ost-in-Edhil, the Dark Lord Sauron ordered his prisoners crucified and carried at the head of his army as banners so that their approach would strike fear into the hearts of his enemies. At least that was the idea. No one could have imagined that the last resistance of the Elven City had no plans to go out quietly… literally.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,785 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Celeborn, Celebrimbor, Galadriel, Sauron - Complete
An Overdue Celebration, Planned by Eönwë and Mairon by NirCele reviews
Eönwë and Mairon are a little jealous. Why can the Elves celebrate this new 'Yule' when the Maiar don't ever get parties? The two friends take matters into their own hands, deciding upon a party and present-exchanging. It gets a little...out of control. Second story in the FanFiction Christmas Countdown 2015.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Eönwë, Sauron, Ilmarë, Maiar - Complete
Dolls, Nephews, and Ambushes in the Dark by WalkingInTalaria reviews
After Aredhel leaves a very precious object at Fëanor's house, Fingolfin must rescue it at all costs.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 6/28/2015 - Celegorm, Curufin, Maedhros, Fingolfin
Loyalty by Julia451 reviews
"You heard the princess! Raise the anchors! We're taking the prisoners home!" What if that *wasn't* a mistake? A theory I have about Azula's captain in "The Avatar State."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Zuko, Zhao, Azula, Ozai - Complete
Faramir's Forum by rogue planet 13 reviews
Faramir starts a forum for abused and misunderstood younger siblings, but some of the members get a little carried away...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Boromir, Legolas, Eomer, Elrohir - Complete
Socks by RegenesisX reviews
Of embarrassed cadets and hysterical superior officers. EDITED 6/30/2014
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Revolutions, Great and Small 1 Rekindling the Fire by storytellers reviews
Series: How friends, enemies and big messes are created. Book 1: How do you keep talking about tomorrow when tomorrow was supposed to be today and today looks a little too much like yesterday?
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,314 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Enjolras, Feuilly - Complete
Revenge by Rolling Tomorrow reviews
Genesis Rhapsodos' ambitious hopes of promotion are high; he desperately wants join the esteemed First Class, but what if Director Lazard’s plans differ? And how will a broken toilet infected by mako hinder the group? -Birthday present for Krynn-Meridia-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Genesis R., Lazard D. - Complete
Plagiarism Benefits No One by Velveteen Nightmare reviews
Marius steals Jehan's poetry and passes it off as his own. Pure insanity. Please review. Finished 1-21
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2003 - Published: 12/1/2002
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Irisviel Answers Complaints reviews
The characters of the Fate saga certainly have to put up with a lot, but Irisviel von Einzbern has decided to receive the complaints of Masters and Servants alike and hopefully address their issues. Predictably, she has her work cut out for her. Reader participation is encouraged! Latest chapter: Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald.
Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 23,098 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/28 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Irisviel vE.
Tik Tok - Pandora Hearts Style reviews
I do not regret this in the slightest.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/9/2020 - Oz V., Gilbert/Raven, Xerxes B., Alice - Complete
Túrin Sucks reviews
In which Beleg delivers a long overdue lecture to Túrin on the error of his ways. Rated T because it's Túrin.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2020 - Beleg C., Túrin - Complete
Four Crazy Pilots and One Long Weekend reviews
When Quatre gives Heero and Relena one of his family's mansions for a wedding present, well-meaning but clueless Relena figures the only thing to do with such a large estate is to invite the other Gundam pilots over for the weekend. Handling four eccentric teenage boys for a few days turns out to be a much more daunting task than ushering in world peace. AU - Canon Divergence.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2020 - Heero Y., Relena P. - Complete
Shinra's Code of Conduct reviews
Congratulations! You've just landed a job at Shinra Electric Power Company! Whether you're a SOLDIER or a secretary, there are rules of nature unique to your workplace to insure the safety and survival of all. The slightest breach in the code of conduct and you'll be leaving Shinra in a coffin - that is, if the scientists don't get a hold of your corpse first...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/16/2020 - Published: 6/30/2019 - Complete
To A Cloud
Cloud Strife, Ex-SOLDIER, Shinra's scourge. How can he face these endless battles when he is a battle in of himself?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2019 - Complete
Skybound reviews
Imprisoned on the Misfortune's Keep, Jay can only sing.
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2019 - Complete
Ninjago Headcanons reviews
A look into the daily lives of our favorite ninjas. Exactly how much hair gel does Kai use? Why doesn't Jay drink coffee? What is the dark secret in Lloyd's pillowcase? Life with six magical teenagers is an adventure enough without the world blowing up.
Ninjago - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2019 - Complete
Galadriel's Rules For the Family Reunion reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2019 - Complete
Seven Princes reviews
The song of the sons of Fëanor, and the echoes of how they died.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2018 - Complete
We Are the Darkness reviews
Just before the attack on Doriath, Amras takes a moment to examine each of his brothers.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2018 - Amras - Complete
Elflings
Aredhel was not always the beautiful, graceful huntress she is today. Celegorm couldn't care less. Kid fic. One shot. Drabble. Whatever you want to call it.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2017 - Celegorm, Maglor - Complete
Invasion Day reviews
Sauron is thrilled to finally be doing something, and Morgoth has to struggle to keep up appearances as the all-evil Lord of Darkness. Based on Frozen's "For the First Time in Forever". Written in a moment of pure silliness. Warning for a little bit of gallows humor.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2017 - Morgoth, Sauron - Complete
A Prince in Chains reviews
Fourteen years beyond the Peaks of Iron. He left a princess and a kingdom behind. Sometimes the past becomes the future. Sometimes the dawn is darker than the night.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2017 - Beleg C., Finduilas, Gwindor, Túrin - Complete
Identity Crisis reviews
While performing magical experiments, Rin Tohsaka accidentally creates an explosion that almost destroys the city, but once the dust settles everything seems to go back to normal… until Sakura steals Excalibur, Arturia calls Shirou a mongrel, and Gilgamesh actually starts obeying Kirei (sort of). AU - Canon Divergence.
Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/28/2017 - Rin T., Sakura M., Kirei K. - Complete
Hail to the King
A song of Gilgamesh, the king who has everything he ever wanted... except the woman he loves. Kingdoms will fall, worlds ruined, and all hope be destroyed, but he will never cease yearning for what will never be his. Rated for passion, if that makes any sense.
Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2017 - Gilgamesh, Arturia Pendragon - Complete
Young Kings reviews
On her first day at the Holy Grail High School on Fuyuki Island, Arturia just wants to do as well as she can. Her academic life has barely begun, and she's already made friends and enemies... the most notable of which is everyone's favorite obnoxious blond, Gilgamesh. High School AU (obviously).
Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2017 - Gilgamesh, Arturia Pendragon, Iskandar, Medea - Complete
The Trouble With Being a Kingly Heroic Spirit reviews
Tokiomi has his hands full with his stubborn, self-obsessed Servant, but is very amused when Gilgamesh (finally) experiences his first hangover. Gilgamesh is not. The rating is for obvious reasons.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2017 - Rin T., Gilgamesh, Tokiomi T. - Complete
Saber's Night Off Part 2 reviews
In the second part of Saber's disastrous night off, our severely overworked heroine is now trying to reclaim her motorcycle key from Gilgamesh. Naturally, he makes everything harder than it has to be. Sequel to Saber's Night Off Part 1.
Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2017 - Gilgamesh, Arturia Pendragon - Complete
Saber's Night Off Part 1 reviews
A moment of uncertain peace during the Fourth Holy Grail War gives Saber a night off to enjoy the twentieth century, but unfortunately for her, it also happens to be the night off for two other Servants. Awkward conversations and weird outfits are the order of the day.
Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Gilgamesh, Arturia Pendragon, Diarmuid Ua Duibhne - Complete
Ballad of the Barrows Brothers reviews
The secrets, lies, deaths, and eternal bondage of the Barrows Brothers. Rated for horror-type imagery. (I don't really know what that means; it just sounds right.)
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2016 - Complete
In Which Enjolras is Kidnapped reviews
What would happen if the chief of the Friends of the ABC was to be kidnapped? Consequences include multiple shootings, burning buildings, and a wedding. AU. Rated for mildly violent action scenes and some kissing. Enjoy!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,951 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 9/9/2016 - Eponine, Enjolras, Montparnasse, J. Prouvaire - Complete
The Horns of Ylmir reviews
In which Tuor Ulmondil writes a song, marries Idril, and faces off with Maeglin, and we learn a little of the secret personalities of the lords of Gondolin. Rated for some violence and kissing and creepiness. Cover art is by me. DISCLAIMER: The song is by J.R.R. Tolkien.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2016 - Idril C., Maeglin, Tuor - Complete
The Avenging of Enjolras reviews
Courfeyrac makes the mistake of stuffing snow down Enjolras's back. Vengeance is swift and not very subtle.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2016 - Enjolras, Courfeyrac, J. Prouvaire - Complete
Love Triangle reviews
Joly and Laigle meet Musichetta for the first time. Their lives will never be the same. (As in, Joly has forgotten to be a hypochondriac and Laigle is finally getting lucky - or is he?)
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2016 - Joly, Lesgle, Musichetta - Complete
Exam Day reviews
The students of the Friends of the ABC discuss their test grades and learn a few uncomfortable things about each other.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2016 - Bahorel, Courfeyrac, J. Prouvaire, Lesgle - Complete
Land of a Thousand Skies reviews
The first Shining Company fanfic on this site! Just a little story of Conn when he still lived in Ireland. Little bit of romance (Conn/OC). Cover art is by me. The song is also by me.
Shining Company - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Conn, OC - Complete
The End of Civilization reviews
Combeferre tries to study during a meeting of the Friends of the ABC, during which Grantaire almost poisons himself, Courfeyrac and Bahorel try to kill each other, and Prouvaire reveals his dangerous side.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Grantaire, Combeferre, J. Prouvaire, Joly - Complete
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