10 things I know about you. are reading this. are human can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips just attempted to do it. are laughing at yourself. have a smile on your face and you skipped no. 5 just checked to see if there is a no. 5 are laughing at this because you are a idiot & everyone does it too. are probably going to Copy and Paste this on your profile to see who else falls for it. What DOTD really means: Don't Offend The Dragons. Put this in your page if you support dragons. If you've ever wished that dragons existed in our time, copy and paste this into your profile. NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS: NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm NORMAL PEOPLE: say "OMG!" HTTYD FANS: say "OH MY GODS!" NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself! NORMAL PEOPLE: say "shut up or I'll tell on you!" HTTYD FANS: say "shut up or my dragon will burn you!" NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!" HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms HTTYD FANS: yell "NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!" NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk NOMAL PEOPLE: say "Oh my Gosh" HTTYD FANS: say "Oh Dear Thor" NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile! NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." HTTYD FANS: will say "The Gods Hate Me!" NORMAL PEOPLE: Hear a shriek and ignore it HTTYD FANS: hear a shriek and yell "NIGHT FURY! GET DOWN!" NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic" HTTYD FANS: see a mini Toothless figurine and scream "Oh my word! That is the cutest thing EVER! I must have it NOW!!!!!!!!!" NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon HTTYD FANS: a doctor?! Plus 5 speed?! A shield! NORMAL PEOPLE: don't know the stats for the different dragons HTTYD FANS: Deadly Nadder: Speed 8, Armor 16. Hideous Zippleback: plus 11, stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs) NORMAL PEOPLE: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know. HTTYD FANS: will instantly know to show them an eel, scratched them under their chin, give them some dragon-nip or reflect the light off something to let them chase it. Normal people: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all. HTTYD fans: Will search every store for every collectible, clear a whole shelf in their room for them and make a saddle and tail piece for every Toothless plushy and figurine they have. NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home. HTTYD FANS: watch the movie again and again until they can recite every line off by heart (Example: *changes to Scottish accent* excuse me, barmaid, I believe you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone!) NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work HTTYD FANS: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work NORMAL PEOPLE: don't REALLY care when the third movie is released. HTTYD FANS: will count down the days till the premier and check youtube every day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!!) NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts HTTYD FANS: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle's egg to someone. NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it. HTTYD FANS: will say, "You've got to stop all...this." NORMAL PEOPLE: "Astrid? Don't you mean 'asteroid'?" HTTYD FANS: *dreamily* "Astrid..." NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger, "we ain't gonna live!" HTTYD FANS: "chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now..." NORMAL PEOPLE: will 'keep calm and carry on' HTTYD FANS: will 'keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 3' NORMAL PEOPLE: won't really care what they use for a belt buckle HTTYD FANS: will never use anything bone-like. EVER! Normal people: if you want to get yourself killed, jump off a cliff or stab yourself or something HTTYD: if you want to get yourself killed, go with the Gronckle. NORMAL PEOPLE: wisest quote - 'Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning' - Albert Einstein HTTYD FANS: 'If you get blasted, you're dead' - Gobber the Belch NORMAL PEOPLE: will ignore this HTTYD fans: will post this into their profile and add their name to the list before the Red Death gets them. The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will. You Know You're a Book Nerd If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc. You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books. Everything reminds you of the book. (EVERYTHING) You quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME.) You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer. You've got a book memorized. You've read a specific book more than five times. (lots...) You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (That is just too easy...I've read a 700 paged book in two days.) You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. IF YOU ARE A BOOK NERD AND PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!! If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile copy and paste this into your profile. HOW CRAZY?? Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't Spanish and you just do that to annoy him. Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o, but you forgot your spoon, so you try to drink it through a straw. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when you start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends you're high, because you can't stop laughing when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world. Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane. Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty" Crazy is when you start a sentience and in the middle of it you stop and watch nothing pass by you then start talking again. If books are your life and you couldn't possibly live without them, copy and paste this into your profile. YES 100 TIMES YES If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. There are many things worth dying for, but only a few worth living for. If you have something worth living for, copy and paste this into your profile. Even when you can't see Him God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile. If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile! If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer: "Where to begin?" If you spend hours on end reading FF, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and paste this if you’re team TOOTHLESS! If when your obsessed Twilight fan friends say "I want to be a vampire!", you say "Screw vampires, I want to be a dragon!", copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile. "I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile. If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours. If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile Copy and paste this to your profile if when you hear thunder you wonder if there are any Night Furies out. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this onto your profile!(I go crazy with anticipation) Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. She was kind, caring and polite like all princesses were. She lived in a castle far far away. One day while picking flowers a dragon captured her and took her to it's lair that was hidden far from the kingdom. She stayed with the dragon for months. Then one day a handsome knight in shining armor came and shouted "FEAR NOT FAIR MAIDEN! FOR I AM HEAR TO RESCUE YOU FROM THIS FOUL BEAST!" 95% of girls who would be the princess would scream "MY HERO!" if your one of the 5% percent who would say "No thanks I'm good here." copy and paste this onto your profile. D* put this R* on your E* page if you A* prefer your M* imagination S* over reality Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile. If you are of the opinion that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, copy this into your profile. If you have ever read something and got sucked into that book, copy this into your profile. If you enjoy books about dragons, copy this into your profile. If you enjoy fantasy in general, copy this into your profile "I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile If you think How To Train Your Dragon is awesome, copy paste this on your profile. If you KNOW How To Train Your Dragon is awesome, copy and paste this on your profile If you think the twins are the most hilarious thing that has ever happened to HTTYD, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've watched HTTYD and HTTYD 2 at least 15 times, copy and paste this on to your profile. If you are counting down and continuously checking reliable HTTYD websites for updates on the third HTTYD movie and the next RTTE season, copy and paste this on to your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile. If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile. If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile. If you're looking at these copy and paste things and thinking: I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!, copy and paste this into your profile! |
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