Salamandyr
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Joined 06-02-05, id: 824011
Author has written 10 stories for Legend of Zelda, Sonic the Hedgehog, Cave Story, and Pokémon.

Everything before 07 is old and dead and I'd really rather delete it, but people seemed to like it, so I'm leaving it up.

I have a slightly frustrating preference for pairings so obscure that they do not actually exist. (Not coincidentally, most of them are femslash.)I'm working on fixing this by writing some of them, but I work very slowly.

I am a triangle!

...wait, that came out wrong.

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Vargas by Zarla reviews
What if Johnny had not killed Edgar? How much of a difference does one person make?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 311,629 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Edgar V., Johnny C.
A Guide to Dealing With Perfection by Rhianwen reviews
It is an old tale, oft told. New girl takes over old farm. Townspeople take notice. Crops are planted. Cows are milked. Chickens are picked up. Chickens are put over there. Hearts are won. Minds are lost. MFoMT fic
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
The Mystical Object of FATE by Galaxy Girl reviews
Ganondorf has escaped from the Sacred Realm and threatens to plunge all of Hyrule in his wicked darkness forever! Will Link be able to stop him? ... Yes. Yes, he will.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,933 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 6/1/2005
The Family Business by Silverlight reviews
Tenten and Lee discover Neji's deepest, darkest secret. Not all things are what they seem to be...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/29/2005
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Alice's Pokemon Journey reviews
Alice wakes up one day to find herself much shorter and fluffier than usual, and things just go downhill from there. [Mystery Dungeon]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007
Gift reviews
Sue gives Toroko her necklace.
Cave Story - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
Never And Always reviews
Mocking every pairing I can think of! Continuing my trend of baffling titles! ...and baffling fics. [PG13, various pairings, slash and femslash and brainbreak]
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2006
I Knead You, Baby reviews
Tails was beginning to sweat from the exertion of his relentless thrusting... [silly drabble, kind of Tails x Cream, only not really]
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Tails, Cream/Cheese - Complete
Turn Against the Wind reviews
Rosemary is Sonic's granddaughter, and she's just turned 16. Up until now her life has been as normal as it could be, but things are changing for her...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2006
Card Games reviews
Shadow decides that, for his birthday party, they'll play a card game. Unfortunately, he's not so great at cards. Which is why he's wearing three layers of clothing... ONESHOT.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
Dance for Me reviews
Wave wants Tails to try something new, and is unfortunately disappointed. [Wave x Tails, kind of, blink and you'll miss it femslash]
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Tails - Complete
Bring Me To Life reviews
Tails has been searching for so long... [Sonic x Tails, mpreg, er... necrophilia?] [Parody! I set out to write the purplest prose I could!]
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Tails, Sonic - Complete
Madde Passione & Rubies reviews
Jet, Sonic, and increasingly halfhearted subtlety. Onesided JetSonic, oneshot. C'mon, why isn't there more of this pairing? It was so OBVIOUS!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Jet, Sonic - Complete
Blurring reviews
Before the dawn, Tetra thinks. set after WW ends, oneshot?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Tetra - Complete
DarthAmmonite (7)
Rhianwen (201)
Rokulare (1)
Senri (34)
Silverlight (37)
Zarla (44)