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Joined 06-02-05, id: 824108
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings.

Butterfly Lion is the older sister. Elven Bunny is the younger sister. Respectively, their names are Hannah and Elizabeth.

Books we like: Tolkien, Redwall, Fruits Basket, Lord Peter, C. S. Lewis, Eragon

Shows we like: Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, uh... we used to like survivor.

Hobbies we like: READING, writing/typing stories, drawing, being stupid, bugging each other

Animals we like: cats, rabbits, rats, dogs, platypi, hamsters, gerbils, etc.

Hannah likes Finrod Felagund, Elizabeth likes Ereinion Gil-galad.

There you go.

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Elves Shouldn't Be Allowed by Dark-Sylph reviews
A faulty time machine, a 17 year old girl stuck in an elf's body, and a whole troupe of characters dreading what the new wierdo from Mirkwood's going to do next! Elladan stands in for Orlando Bloom, and Legolas takes a turn as matchmaker for once.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,127 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Legolas, Elrohir
Not My Mother's Hair: A Series of Akito Vignettes by AmberPalette reviews
Several snapshot scenes about Akito Sohma's possible attempts to make amends with various previously cursed family members. MANGAbased.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,006 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Akito S. - Complete
Snidgets by MrsTater reviews
Third year Auror cadet Tonks is assigned a special case which takes her back to school and into the DADA office. The new professor has a few mysteries of his own, which require more time to solve and a few tactics not covered in Auror training.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,423 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
When it Rains, it Pours by Ella.Rose.x reviews
Chrestomanci really should have know something big was about to happen. Maybe the greeneyed man and gingerhaired woman who just came crashing into his drawing room can clue him in. [The ultimate Diana Wynne Jones crossover]
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007
Secrets of the Dance by The Girly Man reviews
Gym Class Dance Unit: Just screaming for trouble, right? Right. Trouble is what she hates. Trouble is what she got. [[COMPLETE!]] Finally!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,542 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
Eyes of the Cat by TigerTerror reviews
Everyone knows that cats can see ghosts. Why should Kyo be any different? Rated for supernatural references.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 52 - Words: 73,303 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Kyo S. - Complete
Glorfindel's Begetting Day by Nilmandra reviews
Gywnhyffar asked for the young twins doing something special for Glorfindel's begetting day. Farce, fluff and fun follow. But Glorfindel swears its all true. Happy Birthday, Gwyn!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,493 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Glorfindel, Elrohir - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match by silverjigsaw reviews
The elf Linwe and her friend Figwit takes it upon themselves to set the great heroes up with their true loves...EF, EL, AA.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,204 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Starr Struck by crazyroninchic reviews
Sequel to 'Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'. A daughter of Starr makes it her mission to find a way to bring MiddleEarth out from under her mother’s spell and back to normal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
The Gaming Piece by Mademoiselle Sosostris reviews
Gwen, a 17 year old fanfic writer, finds herself transported into Middle Earth by a rune charm... and she's determined not to become just another Mary Sue! Year 16, FA. Not your typical omygoshI'mWHERE kind of story! R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,647 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Elrohir
The Diary of an Accidental Mary Sue by Mhera and Co reviews
A Tolkien fanatic gets dropped into Middle earth as a companion to a Sue. Constructive criticism welcomed. All canon characters and locations belong to Tolkien's estate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,852 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
My Lord Thy Blood Pressure! by Terachi Kaishaku reviews
Written in an overblown, humorous imitation of Tolkien's writing style, this explains just why Glorfindel wasn't in the movie.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Elrond, Glorfindel
Don't Look Back Look Left! by Terachi Kaishaku reviews
If you study the Elves in LOTR, they all have a tendency to look to their left. Why is this so? Well it all dates back to the death of Finrod..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Galadriel
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Big Ugly Spiders? Where? Oh! reviews
Raeann and Selena get dropped into Mirkwood on their way to a costume party. They learn to adapt to their new settings and try learning elvish. No Legomance, maybe some implied ElladanxLothíriel, an elf OC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,206 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Elrohir, Legolas
Dealing with the Eorlingas reviews
A girl gets dropped into Middle Earth and ends up in Rohan. She adjusts to her new life and makes friends with Éowyn. She doesn't get along so well with Éomer though... Tad MarySueish, but different from most. First chapter stinks.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,444 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Eomer, Eowyn
Ro, have you been playing with Ada's ring again? reviews
Our take on the overused plot where characters from MiddleEarth fall into our world. No romance. Rated K plus for domestic violence, such as nosepulling.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,503 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Elrohir