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Joined 06-02-05, id: 824339, Profile Updated: 09-10-11
Author has written 22 stories for Artemis Fowl, CSI, Pirates of the Caribbean, Deltora Quest, Harry Potter, Transformers, Star Trek: 2009, Sherlock Holmes, Star Wars, Merlin, Sherlock, Teen Wolf, Hobbit, Zombies, Run!, and Rowan of Rin series.

Readers,

I might try my hand at Supernatural and/or Criminal Minds and/or Glee ficlets in the somewhat near future.

I've now started my first crossover fic. It's based on Star Wars and Star Trek XI. Updates are slow because it's now a regular crossover, meaning I actually have to come up with a plot now :) Also, school has started, which means classes have priority. But I'm graduating this year, so more time for ff!

C.A.T.

About me:

I am (going to be) a screenwriter, hence my presence here (it's great practice!)...I enjoy humor and a healthy dose of sarcasm.

Hobbies:

Reading. Writing (go figure). Sarcasm, too.

Likes:

Harry Potter (books then movies), Star Wars (original then prequel then EU), Lord of the Rings (book and movies), Artemis Fowl, Pirates of the Caribbean, Transformers (live-action), Star Trek (TOS, TNG, VOY, XI), Sherlock Holmes (ACD canon and BBC), Criminal Minds, Community, Fringe, Glee, Supernatural, Merlin, and Chronicles of Narnia (books and movies)

Favorite Quotes:

I've got a bad feeling about this--just about every main character from StarWars, slight variations

Give me your face! -- Optimus Prime

Believe me to be -- Sherlock Holmes

About my stories:

Star Wars/Star Trek XI crossover: On-going, I swear (just very slowly, like an Ent)

Merlin fics: Right now, I'm writing a few more of these just to keep in practice

Transformers: Unlikely to be continued due to "Dark of the Moon"

Sherlock Holmes: In limbo, slight chance of conclusions (more likely to see new BBC "Sherlock" material)

Both AF fics are COMPLETE (for new readers, apologies for typos and errors - I wasn't even a teen when I wrote those)

CSI, Deltora (the first one), POTC HOTS, Oneshot, and Promotions are COMPLETE

HP, Deltora (the second one), and Stop the Presses are UNFINISHED FOREVER (insert dramatic music here)

About Mary-Sues:

I'll be the first to admit that some of my female characters can come off Sue-ish. I think this is because I get so focused on getting the correct characterizations for everyone in the established canon that I forget about my OCs. To be honest, I would rather receive compliments on getting a canon character correct than making a believably interesting OC. I'm sorry if it keeps people from enjoying my stories. It is something that I'm working on.

Some of them are pure accidents. Alexis from my Transformers stories has been accused of Sue-ness, but she was inspired by the Armada character Alexis (hence the name and relationship to Starscream) and was also meant to serve as a more effective combination of Leo (human sidekick) and Alice (Decepticon traitor). In fact, "Dark of the Moon" had Dylan Gould, a male version of what Alexis was intended to be. Some of the earlier characters were somewhat self-insert, but I was new and thought that was okay ;)

Thanks for reading!

C.A.T.

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More Things That Never Happened to Sherlock Holmes by Pompey reviews
On-going series of AU drabbles and drabblets, some depressing and some funny. Updated as ideas strike me. Suggestions welcomed. Feel free to steal any AU that spawns a plot-bunny. Ch 97: the first rule of getting information out of people is Don't Be A Creeper.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 97 - Words: 14,319 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 3/12/2008
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7775 - Favs: 8,245 - Follows: 7,737 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
The Quirks of Jim Kirk by Dark Satirist reviews
Jim Kirk has many quirks. Here are twenty-six completely unrelated, random, crackish insights to his life. Emphasis on crack. Contains some mild cursing, Spock logic, and McCoy's hyposprays.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 51,544 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/2/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the King of the Trolls by glorwen reviews
Artemis has just lost his third lab assistant due to an untimely visit by Mulch. Now, he has to find a new one. What happens when a Troll King rises and wants her as his bride? Rated T for later... stuff... TroubleXHolly ArtyXOC
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,677 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Artemis F.
Snapshots of an Extraordinary Life by 98Shaddowolff98 reviews
Unconnected, unrelated drabbles based on a word choice. Rated T because I can't promise no violence etc. Chapter 17: Writer's Block HIATUS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Shattered by Nidia.Ceylon reviews
Starscream stared at the small child. They both remained silent while contemplating each other. Her blue eyes met his crimson optics with no fear. “I’m Alexis Witwicky. Who are you?” The Seeker tilted his head in confusion. “I’m not sure.”
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Starscream
Dear Arthur by redlily188 reviews
"Dear Arthur, I'm a warlock..." Merlin gets mad at Arthur and skips town. Merlin and Arthur exchange letters as Arthur tries to get him back. No slash. Full of humory goodness! Dedicated to Word-Stringer
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,138 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Merlin - Complete
PE by Tonzura123 reviews
It's the first term at Hartbee's School for Young Men, and the prestigious institution is about to experience the full enigma of the eccentric Pevensie brothers. A nonslash brotherfic rated for intense action and frightening nightmares. COMPLETE
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,328 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Just Like Last Tuesday, Except With Zombies by angel-dawes reviews
Lima is infested with zombies, and McKinley High's glee club, along with guest judge Emma Pillsbury, hole up inside the school to combat the blood-thirsty hordes. Full ensemble fic with emphasis on Puck, Rachel, Finn, Quinn, and Kurt. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,311 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
The Edge Of Reason by Kibble Beast reviews
Are your subordinates acting up? Sometimes speeches just aren’t enough, eh? Fed up of his Autobots -cough, and Decepticons, cough- clashing with each other, Optimus decides he has to save his sanity and puts them into teams to improve their relationships.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,041 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009
Sparkling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings, when he was a tiny sparkling? Protocol only goes so far when a sparkling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,931 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee
What The Transformers Thought Of Transformers 07 by Kibble Beast reviews
When the Transformers heard that Transformers 2007 was coming out, they just had to tune in and watch the premiere. But just what will their reactions be? Warning: this is deranged. G1-verse!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Stuck on an Island by anotherblastedromantic reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow finds himself stuck on an island again... but this time he is trapped with a few other characters: Legolas Greenleaf, Violet Baudelaire, Artemis Fowl, and even Van Helsing. Madness ensues.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,087 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
Nightmare by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with Bumblebee, the last of the younglings, when he had a series of nightmares? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,897 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
The Difference Between Nobility and Morality by ronnocc reviews
AU: In the last moments of his life, Peter contemplates about his life as King Peter Pevensie of Narnia.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter: The God of Smelly Midgets by Caitlin-and-Emily reviews
Parody thing of the second movie...NOT BOOK, this has NOTHING to do with the BOOK. Really incredibly, sometimes painfully random. Please enjoy. And review. Please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Complete
CSI Chase for Life by linschickrule101 reviews
Someone's killing off people from the CSI lab, starting with the lab techs and moving up. How far will they go, before someone catches them? And how many will die? Only time and investigation will save the CSI lab. (Many Character Deaths...sorry)
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,498 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Greg S., Gil G.
Thirst for Revenge by Fofa reviews
When a mysterious stranger appears, some unusual things happen to the Titans, one by one. Who is causing this, and why? T for things not meant for little children Introduction up.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2005
Artemis Fowl: The Groundhog Technique by MOQ reviews
Opal Deception? Rubbish! This is what really happened. The subchaptering now works, so it should be easier to read now. Also, Chapter 2 is most definatly up!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Artemis F., Opal K.
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Say Something reviews
Runner Five has been running from the past. When a visitor from Mullins gives Five a chance to go back, will it mean goodbye to Abel Township? Gender neutral Five, spoilers for S2M40.
Zombies, Run! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,554 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Complete
The Audacity of Youth reviews
Young Kili accidentally influences Dwarf politics in the way only a sleepy toddler can. Updated: Fili learns what it means to be a big brother. Fluff, movie-verse, more chapters coming
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Kíli, Thorin
Riding Shotgun with Werewolves reviews
Stiles ends up in a Jeep with no brakes and no way out, which means he has to call Derek for help.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Stiles, Derek H.
The Sandbox reviews
Sherlock and John met once before as children in a sandbox. Total fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Simple Proposal reviews
Or, How Morgana Tried to Reveal Her Parentage; After 3x06, Morgana thinks of a way to get Uther to reveal his secret.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Morgana, Uther - Complete
Arthur Doesn't Miss reviews
Merlin wonders about how Arthur can throw knives perfectly but not mugs.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Love Across the Stars reviews
Crazy things happen when exploring the final frontier leads to a galaxy far, far away…Specifically, McCoy gets a drinking buddy in Han, Spock and Leia bond over their destroyed home planets, and Luke can't get a girl with Kirk around. A crack at crack.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Luke S., Spock
Transformers 4: Branding of the Neutrals reviews
Sequel to Return to Cybertron. With Decepticons battling amongst themselves for power, the Autobots have focused on repairing Cybertron. Yet peace can only last so long, especially when some don't want the war to ever stop. Post-ROTF, SamxMikaela.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,422 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime
The Game Is A Footprint! reviews
Watson challenges Holmes to a modified game of Hide-and-Seek in the middle of London, with only logic to help him. Of course, a mystery soon follows. Based on a plot bunny.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Into the Hiatus reviews
Sherlock Holmes is often called the 'Greatest Detective of All Time'. Yet how will he handle solving a mystery in modern England, especially when his 'friends' have secrets to hide? Time travel AU, no pairings.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,028 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Sherlock Holmes
Promotions reviews
Even in the future, rules must be followed. Heroes have to go by the book, and they have to earn their promotions like everyone else. Just a funny idea...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2009 - J. Kirk, P. Chekov - Complete
Transformers 3: Return to Cybertron reviews
Once again, Sam Witwicky is key to the survival of the Transformers. This time, the threat is the greatest the Autobots have ever known, and a vengeful Megatron is unlikely to help matters Post-ROTF SamxMikaela; Sequel is up: Branding of Neutrals
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Artemis Fowl: Legend of Frond reviews
Artemis Fowl is in Chicago, and seems to stumble on a fairy. The problem is she doesn't know it. And then the Mafia gets involved with an old score to settle.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,039 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Artemis F., Jon S. - Complete
Deltora Knights: 1 Knights of Rin reviews
The Shadowlord is planning another takeover of Deltora, and Lief needs all the help he can get. Crossover w RoR. Feel free to R&R. Temp hiatus, see profile
Crossover - Deltora Quest & Rowan of Rin series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Lief, Rowan
Harry Potter and the Final Fight: Year Seven reviews
Warning: Spoilers of Half Blood Prince. Read this fic only if you've finished HBP. Unless you want to spoil the story for yourself...Temp hiatus, see profile
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,566 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Harry P., Ron W.
I'd Die For Her reviews
Will, Elizabeth, and Jack are once again endangered when some pirates with a grudge against Will and Jack find the Aztec gold. Will Will make the ultimate sacrifice for his love?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,253 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 7/21/2005
Stop the Presses reviews
You are not a military man, Mr. Turner. What happens if events make him one? Temp hiatus, see profile
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 8/18/2005
One Shot reviews
Oneshot about one shot. Story of emotions that has OD spoilers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Holly S. - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: Heir of the Sword reviews
Jack Turner is a young blacksmith, living a quiet life with his parents Will and Elizabeth. That all changes when a girl shows up and he realizes that his parents have a secret.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,879 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Encrypted Trouble reviews
Artemis is back and is changing left and right, for the better sadly. He works with Holly and Mulch's P.I. and is getting in over his head when danger comes to a friend...Last Chapter Up
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,943 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Opal K., Artemis F. - Complete
CSI: Las Vegas: Night and Day reviews
Nick and Sara are together, and Sara is pregnant...with what could be Greg's child. Some gory action in this opening...
CSI - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Greg S., Sara S. - Complete
Deltora Heir reviews
Lief and Jasmine are expecting their first child when some unseen complications come up...FINISHED
Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete