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Author has written 9 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, and Buffy X-overs.

just another strange author trying to write, and i hope not failing miserably.

all americans, i am truly sorry for the extra u's and the r before the e in words like centre, for i am an australian, and that's just the way we do things down here.

sorry if it takes me ages to update, i'm a slow writer, most of the time, and when i'm not, it's just a burst of energy, and ideas, and it often takes me awhile to get it down on paper, or type it into a computer.

unfortunately as most of my writing seems to take place at 3 in the morning i tend to forget about having the stories betaed and just put them up, i write this so i can hopefully not get blamed for any truly god awful grammatical errors, please tell me if i make them, so i can remember for next time, or even change the one's already made. (perhaps i should put these in the stories themselves, rather then writing it out here, because honestly i don't think anybody even looks at these).

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Key to the Past by LilGreenImp reviews
The present may be the key to the past, but the past that is unlocked often changes how the present is perceived. Buffy stumbles upon her heritage and finds that disclosed secrets change more than she thought possible.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 75 - Words: 273,202 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Buffy S.
Time Future Contained in Time Past by Rebel Goddess reviews
In season 6, Spike told Buffy Every night I save you. Knowing what he knows now, this is how he could have done it. Or not. Featuring William the Bloodyminded. Spuffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slayers by Elfsong reviews
After the fall of Sunnydale the Scooby Gang moves in with the Fang Gang. Buffy gets a letter from her grandfather asking her to help protect Harry Potter. She and the Scoobie Gang, as well as Angel and his crew, head to England to help. Slash and AU
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,842 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Complete
Forgotten Past by Kiara-Zzyopen reviews
COMPLETE. HPBtVS. Dawn Summers is the Key, the Monks made her that but they needed a vessel to contain it. Now Dawn is starting to remember the vessel's life and she has to find out who she really is to survive. Please R&R
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,503 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Dawn S., Harry P. - Complete
Unexpected Losses by Jackamiah Meaney reviews
BtVSHP Early, early Season 3. Willow parents have been in a plane accident, resulting in Willow being orphaned. She's sent to live with an unknown godmother of no blood relation. Can she handle a new family and the loss of everything she loves? COMPLETE!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,289 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Complete
Long Black Leather Duster by Brynhild GoUrL reviews
Spander Slash Warning. A remix of Little Red Riding Hood.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Xander H., Spike
The We Hate Cordelia Club by alexywill22 reviews
What? You thought Willow was making it up? No! It's real! And you may be surprise on who the members are! Read and review please.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/19/2005
Buffy Summers and the Swirling Wormhole of Doom by ChocoTaco reviews
In fulfillment of an ancient AU prophecy, Buffy and the rest of the Scoobies are sucked into a wormhole and forced to live in alternate universes. Just randomness and hilarity, plus musicals! [DISCONTINUED]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 12/21/2004
Mistakes In Translation by Kickaha reviews
One syllable can make a world of difference...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Buffy S., R. Giles
Not All Monsters are Demons by imjustaguy reviews
BtVSL&O:SVU A serial killer attacts the attention of both the SVU and the Council. The Summers sisters learn that not all monsters are demons. COMPLETE
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,031 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Complete
Strip Tease by BadWolfKaily reviews
Set between season's 5-6,what happen's when a card game get's a little to friendly? The Scooby Gang play a type of strip poker card game,and they start to have some fun. Spuffy, Willara, Xanya.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
SloMo Buffy by Gareli reviews
My parody of "The Gift." Buffy in slo-mo! Two gay love scenes! An implied slashy ship! Read on... Completed!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Complete
Blondie Bear and the Three Slayers by D. Patterson reviews
Blondie Bear finds himself in the home of the three slayers while they're out patrolling. This can't end well!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2004
Adam's Education by rampantmonkey reviews
Short, oneshot drabble. entirely pointless and the product of a conversation at 3am that should never have happened. AdamSpike slashies
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Key of Dagon by Don Sample reviews
COMPLETE! -- A chance meeting in London leads Dawn into a whole new world she hadn't suspected existed. This story takes place following Chosen and The Order of the Phoenix. (Chapter 2: Lunch has been edited to unfudge Remus Lupin's age.)
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 187,125 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Complete
Muffy and the Vampire Slayers by Teri reviews
A new book gets Dawn's attention and takes it home to share with Buffy and Joyce. Why is she so excited about it? The book is called "Muffy and the Vampire Slayers."
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Buffy S., Dawn S.
Harry Potter and the Polka Dot Plague by Mariner reviews
Harry Potter discovers why polka dots are evil. Severus Snape discovers why it's a bad idea to forge your medical records. Lucius Malfoy discovers why you shouldn't give surprise gifts to your boss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,799 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/5/2002 - Published: 5/3/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
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death's embrace reviews
harry dies. other stuff later
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Harry P.
a night of happiness for two sexy slayers reviews
oneshot. a night, probably third season, before Faith goes bad, assuming of course that Faith and Buffy were both lesbiansbisexual, and were dating.yay for fanfiction, it lets me write this.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Faith L., Buffy S. - Complete
Spiles go hiking reviews
Spike and Giles go hiking, Spike won't stop complaining, and Giles seems to have something up his sleeve, you'll find out more later.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Spike, R. Giles
Spiles reviews
Giles is looking for an anniversary present for spike, obviously in all the wrong places.this is slash, if you don't like it don't read it.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2006 - R. Giles, Spike - Complete
poetry in motion reviews
dr suess style poem about spike and xander, explecit material inside SLASH.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
A Slightly Slashy Christmas reviews
most of the gang, some firefly characters, and two people from Harry potter, celebrate christmas with some gift giving, hope they like their presents.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
spander reviews
xander and spike hate each other, but sometimes hatred leads to romance, and sometimes, romance leads to this thing.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
i'll be representing you reviews
Harry is a lawyer and gets an unexpected case, Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
her great love reviews
Buffy's thoughts on Angel in forever.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Buffy S., Angel
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