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Joined 06-04-05, id: 825565, Profile Updated: 09-29-09
Author has written 16 stories for Mario, Teletubbies, Animal Crossing, Wario Ware Inc., and Pokémon.

It seems you have once again came across the forgotten and condemned profile of the once revered Dixie Stonehall... If this is your first time upon finding me - I suggest you leave, before you fall victim to numerous flesh-eating diseases, and are induced with depressional issues.


Before you begin... Things you must know about me.

- I am ENGLISH. I can spell. I can spell better than a lot of you. Colour was destined to contain a U, and centre is written with an 'RE' ending.

- This profile contains no lies. I choose to be honest in every aspect of my everyday life - except when I break things.

- I often use profanity and swears in some of my higher-rated work. Better turn on your filter, motherfuckers. Mwah.

- If you've come here looking for excuses for why things haven't been updated, you won't find any. Mwah ha ha.

- I like to use bold and italic font styles sometimes. They are very fun.

A typical little organised bio...

(For those who cannot abide reading large paragraphs, and for me, who cannot abide writing them...)

Full Name: Dixie Astrid Stonehall.

Gender: Female - Duh.

D.O.B: 24/09/91 - And what a dismal day that was for England.

Hometown: Middlesbrough, England.

Hair: Blonde.

Eyes: Green.

Height: 5"1 - Shorty...

Religion: None really. I'm Agnostic. I have no strong beliefs, I don't know what to follow.

Nationality: Full English Breakfast!

IQ: 130.

Instrument: Keyboard.

Blood: Red. Type A. Tasty.

Ice-cream: Vanilla.

Pizza: Pepperoni, Chicken & Spicy Beef.

Aeroplanes: 26 times.

Fears: Heights, Needles, Dentists, Spiders, Death, Rejection.


Favourites

Colours - Red, Black, Orange, Khaki.

Drinks - Cherry Coke, Orange Lucozade, Raspberry Archers, Pepsi Max.

Foods - Anything that's bad for you.

Animals - Tigers, Cats, Dogs, Bears, Rabbits.

Consoles - Sega Mega Drive - followed by the Nintendo Gamecube.

Authors - Jacqueline Wilson, Grace Dent, Dav Pilkey, Lucy Daniels.

Bands - Rammstein, Maximum The Hormone, Dropkick Murphys, Slipknot, Freezepop, Mini Moni, Cannibal Corpse.


Links, Glorious Links!

If you ever come across me on iSketch- my username is -Dixie-.

(I'm terrible at drawing too.)

If you find me on IPBArcade - I'm known as Der-Metzgermeister.

(I own the high score on the most popular game - YOU CAN'T BEAT IT.)

My YouTube profile...

(There's everything here, from music countdowns to having a bucket of green slime tipped over my head.)

My DeviantART profile...

(Artwork in my own cartoon-realism style to go with my original fictions and fan fictions.)

My Fictionpress.com profile...

(Original fiction here. :D)

My Guitar Hero Community profile...

(I'm a Guitar Hero addict, I like showing off my scores. :D)

My new MindSay Blog...

(Sometimes I'm emo, sometimes I'm not. :D)

Most sites, I shall be known as Mog Anarchy, but there's some where I'm Dixie Stonehall and Der-Metzgermeister. Sometimes it's just Dixie or Metzgermeister.


So now you have lost around 5-10 minutes of your life reading this drivel...

If you came here to locate more atrocious pieces of fan fiction that I have written... Then they're just one more scroll away.

If you want a half-decent one; Dixie recommends: The Fox & The Houndour, or Super Mario Bros. VS Planet Earth.


Enjoy the rest of your lives, mortals.

- Anarchy out.


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Sick of You by AzoNintendo reviews
On an unusually long adventure, Mario invites Luigi to come along. But they can only take so much of each other. Rated for cursing.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Mario, Luigi
Pokemon Insert Random Jewel Here! by Animalluver reviews
My name is Dawn, and I'm going to tell you a story about my humorous adventures in Sinnoh. Along with my idiot friend Racade, and a weird guy named Lucas. A different story than all the other Pokemon fanfics!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,762 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008
Paper Everybody & The Thousand Anything Door! by Raykura-Kura reviews
I missed all the PM:TTYD Parodies, so I decided to make 1 of my own! Storyline Chapter 3/Fanfic Chapter 4 is FINALLY up!
Mario - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 52,962 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Mario, Bowser
Mushroom High School! Dun Dun Dun! by AzoNintendo reviews
I hope I'm not being stupid and unlucky for going to thirteen, but... Hey, it isn't like you didn't see it coming. :
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,960 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Mario, Bowser - Complete
Day Off by Thoughtless7 reviews
Surely the bright nurse could think of SOME excuse to not take the day off, but when she opened her mouth, no rebuttal came out. The doctor smirked at his cute assistant. Score one for him, score a thousand and three for Elli. He'd catch up eventually.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Claire, Elli - Complete
Mario Competes In a Game Show by MedievalPrince123 reviews
Designing? Cooking? Singing? Oh my! No it’s not a gay TV network it’s the new game show 'What Would You Do'. 100,000,000 coins are at stake for Mario and all characters imaginable. Whose embarrassment will finally pay off? The next challenge... Warball!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,664 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 3/18/2006
Guitar Hero, An Ode by DarkLight's Pen reviews
[Guitar Hero] An ode to Guitar Hero.
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Melancholy of Tsurara by Kitsune no Tora reviews
Come and join the life and mind of troubled Tsurara as she begins her new life in the desolate town of Tokoro.
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2007
Robbery in Diamond City by Rainbow Sparks reviews
Not every thing is as it seems in Diamond city .so just wait and see what tales lie in the center of Diamond city around the time of April fools
Wario Ware Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 7/10/2005
Ambrion Life by AC Fanatic reviews
Niki gets kicked out of her house and goes to live in Ambrion with an unfamiliar face...This is the story of my AC:WW character.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2007
Wario and Waluigi by lord-of-all-kobuns reviews
Wario and Waluigi go on loads of CRAAAAZY adventures involving video games, movies, and random treasures. Rated Kplus because of comic mischief and crude language. Please Review.
Crossover - Game X-overs & Wario Ware Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,578 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
Dress by im retired sorry reviews
Tangy corrects Rowan on a very important matter. [Oneshot. Crack.]
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
A little game called truth or dare by RocketFAN reviews
Butch, Cassidy, Jessie and James are sentenced to a 24hour lockdown at the Rocket training academy and play a little game to pass the time. Warning: Slight femme slash![RocketShipping]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Hot Showers by Llama-Alpaca-Llapaca reviews
This is a quick oneshot, rated T for language. It's a HermioneDraco, so... yeah. Hermione loved hot showers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Know your stars Crash Bandicoot and friends by Red Panda Bear reviews
Thank you to elemental goddess of fire for the use of characters.
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
Mario's Rampage by anythingbutmyoriginal reviews
Mario and Luigi go to a concert of a rock band but something terrible happens. Bowser's army invades and starts killing everyone. Mario gets pissed and he snaps. He'll kill Bowser at any cost.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Mario, Luigi
Know Your Stars: Wario Style by SmashSista18 reviews
It's Know Your Stars with the Wario Ware Inc. Cast! See them get humiliated before your very eyes! Rated K for crude humor.
Wario Ware Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005
Hunting Coelacanth by M14Mouse reviews
My character hunt for the coelacanth. She finds out why it is the rarest fish of them all.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
The Morgue of Luigi's Mansion by Cipher Admin Gengar reviews
Bio's on all of my favorite ghosts. How they died, why they haunt, and any other interesting facts. No longer oneshot! Hooray!
Luigi's Mansion - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Complete
Mean Town: Why Did I Move Here by ltdtoogal reviews
R&R This is a funny story about when Ty moves to a new town. What's the town called? Crapsville, of course!
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 5/14/2005
Medli The Rito by happy doing nothing reviews
Another Christmas carol by me... The Zelda version of Frosty the Snowman! I rewrote the entire song! Fun to sing! Very funny!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Medli, Komali
Annoying people by darksnowflake reviews
Sonic thinks Amy is annoying now, but Amy can be much more annoying. When Sonic says she's as annoying as she can get Amy wants to prove him wrong. It's a bad summary but plaese read it.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005
Thoughts on Vivian by ChiptuneImpulse reviews
Only read if you know what a loss is like. Title changed thanks for the reviews! Errors have been edited.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Complete
My Sick, Twisted, Undying Love by Aaron D reviews
Mona's really sweet on her main man, but when Wario finally goes too far, will she dump the burly Polish plumber(treasure hunter)software designer for good? (From WarioWare, Inc.)
Wario Ware Inc. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/5/2005
I Don't Party by DrippingInk reviews
One-shot story. Popuri of Friends of Mineral Town has been the target of two bullies for four years. She was always considered an outsider. This is her story.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Popuri - Complete
One day off by TornChick reviews
The S.T.A.R.S members have one day off to go to the amusement park, includes Jill, Chris, Wesker, Rebecca, Brad, Barry, Forest, Joseph and Nemesis.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 9/2/2004
Where's My HAIRBRUSH? by Aaron D reviews
A tip for Servbots: Don't ever steal Tron Bonne's hairbrush.
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2004
Full Tank: The Extended Special Edition by Crazy Girl Person reviews
If you think Parappa had it bad when he had to rap to use the toilet, then...well...you're right that is pretty bad. However it could have been worse.
Parappa the Rapper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/22/2003
The Worst Day In Coco's Life. by Ultimate Fan reviews
Poor Coco had the worst day of her life. Rated PG for "violence" and a shower scene. NOT FOR COCO LOVERS!!! I'M SERIOUS!!!
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/22/2002
Flushies by Bohemian Spitshine reviews
IF YOU DON'T LIKE POTTY HUMOR, DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT READ THIS! This is a collection of song parodies by my best friend and I about Toilet Flushers that go on strike! You are garunteed a laugh!
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2002
Peach Wins a Pukamon Badge by Golden Road reviews
Peach plays the role of Ash in this hilarious parody of that anime everyone knows of!
Mario - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/21/2001
The Hogwarts Bathroom by Potatoad reviews
The most toilet humor in a Harry Potter fic ever!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2000
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The Fox & The Houndour reviews
An unexpected set of friends, accidentally crossing paths now have to forget all of their differences, and devote all of their efforts and energies into fighting for what they love.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,225 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007
Mario Party: Director's Cut reviews
It's Mario Party: THEIR WAY! No rules, Totally unsupervised... And BOOZE FOR ALL!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,894 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Mario, Peach
Know Your Stars: Animal Crossing! reviews
It's Know Your Stars! Animal Crossing style! Watch their humiliation unfold right before your eyes!
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 11/1/2006
Chemical Plumbers: Live In Concert! reviews
[Songfic Collection] A whole bunch of Mario themed songfics, fitted to a wide range of music genres. Something for every single Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Yoshi, whoever! Any fans are welcome to sing along. [Requests accepted!]
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2007
Pocket Sized Monsters: Live In Concert! reviews
[Songfic Collection] A whole bunch of Pokémon themed songfics, fitted to a wide range of music genres. Something for every single Pokémon fan! [Requests accepted!]
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007
Things The AC Characters Would NEVER Say! reviews
The title says it all: Things The Animal Crossing Characters Would NEVER Say! :D Use your imagination, and think of your favourite townsanimals spouting explicits untrue to their very natures!
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007
Katrina's Crystal Ball reviews
Come, take a look into my shimmering crystal ball and see the shrouded, mysterious past of the Animal Crossing townsfolk!
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006
The Koopa Princess reviews
Bowser’s captured Peach! AGAIN. But this time, he wants to make amends, and turn her into an official member of the Koopa Royal Family!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,233 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Peach, Bowser
Super Mario Bros VS Planet Earth! reviews
If you are a resident of Planet Earth, you may be offended by this fan fiction. The Super Mario Bros. are miffed at their current status on Planet Earth. Their solution? INVASION!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,009 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006
Super Mario Middle School reviews
What’s the square root of a Fire Flower divided by the circumference of a Super ‘Shroom?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Peach
Of Blocks, Brothers & Blue Bloods reviews
[Oneshot] Mario robs Peach's wardrobe and the whole kingdom is taken over by a crazy narrator who controls the lightning!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
Pokémon Jokémon! reviews
A whole ton of bad Pokémon jokes, guaranteed to make you laugh, maybe at my stupidity!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
That Guy Called Wario reviews
[Songfic] Mona expresses her true feelings towards that evil, yet lovable, garlic scented plumber! A parody song I wrote to Bowling For Soup's 'Girl All The Bad Guys Want'. Sing along!
Wario Ware Inc. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
The Toilet Tubbies & The Magic Chocolate reviews
It’s just another normal day for Stinky Winky… Until he finds the magic chocolate! A lot of toilet humor in this thing! You have been warned... Hee hee.
Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Totakeke On Tour reviews
K.K. Slider regards his past life, before he was made out to be something that he wasn't. His past brings back his childhood memories, and he longs to return home.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
The Sound Of The Sirens reviews
[Poetry] The three Shadow Sirens express themselves through song!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Enemies - Complete
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