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It seems you have once again came across the forgotten and condemned profile of the once revered Dixie Stonehall... If this is your first time upon finding me - I suggest you leave, before you fall victim to numerous flesh-eating diseases, and are induced with depressional issues.
Before you begin... Things you must know about me.
- I am ENGLISH. I can spell. I can spell better than a lot of you. Colour was destined to contain a U, and centre is written with an 'RE' ending.
- This profile contains no lies. I choose to be honest in every aspect of my everyday life - except when I break things.
- I often use profanity and swears in some of my higher-rated work. Better turn on your filter, motherfuckers. Mwah.
- If you've come here looking for excuses for why things haven't been updated, you won't find any. Mwah ha ha.
- I like to use bold and italic font styles sometimes. They are very fun.
A typical little organised bio...
(For those who cannot abide reading large paragraphs, and for me, who cannot abide writing them...)
Full Name: Dixie Astrid Stonehall.
Gender: Female - Duh.
D.O.B: 24/09/91 - And what a dismal day that was for England.
Hometown: Middlesbrough, England.
Height: 5"1 - Shorty...
Religion: None really. I'm Agnostic. I have no strong beliefs, I don't know what to follow.
Nationality: Full English Breakfast!
Blood: Red. Type A. Tasty.
Pizza: Pepperoni, Chicken & Spicy Beef.
Aeroplanes: 26 times.
Fears: Heights, Needles, Dentists, Spiders, Death, Rejection.
Colours - Red, Black, Orange, Khaki.
Drinks - Cherry Coke, Orange Lucozade, Raspberry Archers, Pepsi Max.
Foods - Anything that's bad for you.
Animals - Tigers, Cats, Dogs, Bears, Rabbits.
Consoles - Sega Mega Drive - followed by the Nintendo Gamecube.
Authors - Jacqueline Wilson, Grace Dent, Dav Pilkey, Lucy Daniels.
Bands - Rammstein, Maximum The Hormone, Dropkick Murphys, Slipknot, Freezepop, Mini Moni, Cannibal Corpse.
Links, Glorious Links!
If you ever come across me on- my username is -Dixie-.
(I'm terrible at drawing too.)
If you find me on- I'm known as Der-Metzgermeister.
(I own the high score on the most popular game - YOU CAN'T BEAT IT.)
(There's everything here, from music countdowns to having a bucket of green slime tipped over my head.)
(Artwork in my own cartoon-realism style to go with my original fictions and fan fictions.)
(Original fiction here. :D)
(I'm a Guitar Hero addict, I like showing off my scores. :D)
(Sometimes I'm emo, sometimes I'm not. :D)
Most sites, I shall be known as Mog Anarchy, but there's some where I'm Dixie Stonehall and Der-Metzgermeister. Sometimes it's just Dixie or Metzgermeister.
So now you have lost around 5-10 minutes of your life reading this drivel...
If you came here to locate more atrocious pieces of fan fiction that I have written... Then they're just one more scroll away.
If you want a half-decent one; Dixie recommends: The Fox & The Houndour, or Super Mario Bros. VS Planet Earth.
Enjoy the rest of your lives, mortals.
- Anarchy out.
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