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Author has written 2 stories for Crucible, and Shakespeare.

Hi my name is Jueru2003 and I'm currently studying a Business degree with a second major in Japanese.

I have a new home for my fanfiction directory since bravenet deleted my site due to inactivity... Probably should have logged in last semester... anyway, here is the new link https://sites.google.com/site/fanfictiondirectory/home, I think google sites is a much better host anyway.

As I have nothing better to put here, here are some quotes from stories that I found amusing:

Trowa proceeded to slap the hysterical Quatre who, in his state, slapped him right back. Trowa, more surprised than anything, slapped the still-shrieking Quatre a little harder in an attempt to calm him. Quatre slapped him back, so Trowa slapped him yet again, with the same result. Duo, fed up, slapped them both and Heero, seeing that everybody was slapping everybody, exclaimed something that sounded suspiciously like 'free-for-all' and cheerfully hauled off and punched the doctor.

It was right about then that I passed out.

When I regained consciousness I found a very irate Zechs standing by my bed, watching something just out of my view. Lifting my head I found that Treize was supporting my upper body and had apparently been trying to wake me, but he too was watching the other pilots, a small smile tugging at the corners of his mouth. The scene before us was chaos.

A nurse was trying to revive the doctor, who Heero had hit pretty hard. An orderly who had snuck up behind Quatre with a tranquilizer was now unconscious at Trowa's feet. Trowa lifted his sleeping love and calmly stepped out of the room, much to Zechs' relief. Heero was being stalked by a two security guards.

Duo, not in his right mind to begin with if you ask me, had leapt between them and their target, and was now waving his arms in a ridiculous fashion and shouting something about being Shinigami and taking them to hell. Zechs, muttering that there was definately somebody daft in the room and it obviously wasn't him, had called in a therapist and a few more security guards to restrain Duo. Heero, thinking that Duo was being attacked, punched the therapist too, who decided that he didn't give a damn if they were minors or not and proceeded to take a swing at Heero. This pissed off Duo, who somehow managed to throw off the security guards restaining him and jumped on the therapist's back screaming that the therapist was a minion of the devil and would be brought to justice by Shinigami.- Wufei POW, Solitary Dragon, chp. 10, by Nyctophilia

"I suppose you'll all be glad to know you put me through a lot of hell to get you here," he grumbled, splashing some of the cool water from the basin on his face. "I had to give them my word they wouldn't be harmed. My word as the honorable Milliard Peacecraft."

He said the name with contempt, his tone conveying more self-loathing than all of Heero's suicide/self-destruction attempts combined. I, however, was in no condition to appreciate his pain. Having been taken back into their custody after only a day of freedom, or at least, only a day of conscious freedom, I immediately fell back into the familiar pattern. Namely, I bugged Treize by needling Zechs relentlessly.

"You're related to Relena Pain-in-the-ass Peacecraft? Good god, you deserve to suffer."

Treize snickered. Zechs gave me a blank look.

"Do you have a problem with my sister?"

I rolled my eyes. Dear gods in heaven, the banshee was his sister. No wonder he wore a mask of shame. If she was my sister, I'd bury my face in a hole and never take it out.

"Other than the fact that she's stark raving bananas and has a voice that could curdle milk, no, of course not. Unless you count the several missions she's ruined because she's a senseless blond twit. No offense."

Zechs tossed his head in a way that, at that moment, made the family resemblence annoyingly clear.
"I understand that you have no interest in women, but you I'll thank you not to speak of her that way."

"Hah. That I don't like women has nothing to do with the fact that she's a bubble-headed tart who doesn't have enough brain cells to rub together. If I were you I'd thank my lucky stars you don't look alike. As much as I don't like you, I never would have insulted even you by assuming you were related to her."

From what I had seen of Zechs, which was mostly as an opponant in battle and fellow pilot, I had expected him to be far more mature than he was. His reaction, however, disillusioned me. He stuck out his tongue.

"Well, you're a dork."

A dork. Zechs Marquise, OZ's top pilot, had just called me a dork. If he was the best they had, it was no wonder they always lost to us. I had more maturity in my little finger. - Wufei POW, Solitary Dragon, chp. 10, by Nyctophilia

“Sorry I’m late,” Duo called out cheerfully. Kakashi instantly recognized the fact that Duo had been monitoring the area and was readily mocking him. “I shorted out my alarm clock when I overloaded my thermal scythe.”, Worlds Apart chapter 9 by Mieren

“Can you summon anything more dangerous than a frog?” Trowa asked, still trying to follow the plan. Naruto shook his head.

“My contract is with the toads,” he said. “But I guess they could transform after they got here.”

“Transformation is not possible,” Wufei said derisively.

“Is too.”

“Is not.”

“Is too!” Naruto yelled, jumping down to face off with the Chinese boy. “Henge!”

Naruto vanished in a cloud of smoke, replaced by a buxom brunette vixen. He blew a kiss towards the pilots, watching for the best reaction. It was Wufei, hands down. The Chinese pilot made a strangled noise and suffered a severe nosebleed. Quatre turned bright red and averted his gaze. Trowa, man of zero expressions, actually snickered. A muscle in Heero’s cheek twitched and he managed a strangled “baka.”, Worlds Apart chapter10 by Mieren

“What’s in the glass vials?” Wufei asked.

“The reason that G kicked me permanently out of the chemistry labs on L2.”

“Chemistry lab… wait. Don’t tell me that was the incident a few years ago where an entire city block melted on L2 and the entire atmosphere on the colony had to be replaced.”

“Okay. I won’t tell you. I won’t tell you either that on L2 there was only an ounce of it.” They had a little over four gallons between them. Wufei paled., After Dark Chapter 13 by Mieren

“What? It’s only a level eighteen biohazard,” Duo protested.

“Duo, there are only four biohazard levels,” Wufei said tiredly.

“No, there are quite a few more after they started analyzing some of my experiments.”, After Dark Chapter 15 by Mieren

“…the three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever.”

Mariemaia Khushrenada, Gundam Wing

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May Angels Lead You In by heyjacquelynn reviews
"Ne, Chibisuke." A boy about six looked over at his older half-brother."Yeah?" it came as a quiet, almost melodic question."Do you believe there is a place for everyone in the world?" Ryoma Echizen joins Rikkidai High School.Yukimura Seiichi/Ryoma Echizen
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,054 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 1/3/2010 - E. Ryoma, Yukimura S.
Reflections of Demons by evil genus reviews
When the fight on the bridge takes an unusual turn, the whole Naruto tale changes, based off the one-shot Mirror, by Uchiki na Kage, see what happens when a hidden truth is exposed see inside for better summary Rated M for content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,602 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 2,505 - Follows: 2,341 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Connections by Sophie3 reviews
HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei’s novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke’s family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 110,986 - Reviews: 2361 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 3,230 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Secretary to the Generals by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. do not own. Cloud realised that joining SOLDIER wouldn't get him close to his heroes or in a position to help them for a Very Long Time. He found another way to be of assistance. Yaoi, but nothing heavy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,192 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 184 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Sarcasm At Its Best by ParaNoiablooD reviews
P.E. class was probably the most horrid class on the face of the planet. At least for everyone else that's what P.E. class is to them. For Tsunayoshi Sawada P.E. was boring as hell. Thus he took it upon himself to skip class and take a nap in the RR. 1827 DISCONTINUED. WILL BE REWRITTEN. NOT COMPLETE.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,306 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Past & Future by NinthFeather reviews
When Lelouch learns the truth about Genbu Kururugi's death, Suzaku panics and runs away. Lelouch doesn't know that following him could put everything he cares about at risk. No shonen-ai. Rated for angst and bleeped-out cursing.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,965 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Sasuke's New Little Brother by purplekitsune-chan reviews
This story has been adopted. If you want to read than go ahead, but please read the new version, there is a link in the last chapter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,013 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Friends by karina001 reviews
When Milliardo Peacecraft is abducted and left to die a solitary death Duo Maxwell decides to take a hand in the proceedings.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 133,730 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Zechs M., Duo M.
Guardian by Blueowl reviews
AU. SG1HP. Harry is taken that night by an Ascended Ancient and becomes a Guardian, a task that shall shape not only his protectees, but the universe.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,540 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - J. O'Neill, Harry P. - Complete
Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit by Suppi-chan reviews
It really does take a village to raise a Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 159 - Published: 12/28/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Real Story by Babiebyrd03 reviews
What would happen if Angel was in Sunnydale before Buffy? What if the story about how Angel got his soul was wrong? Read and find out! Rated M for future chapters. MM AngelXander
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,947 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Angel, Xander H.
The Immortal Hero by Ravenclaw-Girl28 reviews
The Lost Elfling" rewrite. The war is over but Harry has been left broken and bleeding. He’s given the chance to start again in a new world, but can he remain separate from another war when once again the people he cares about are in the middle of it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,479 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 3,136 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
No Need for Nerima by Lawra reviews
Genma tells Ranma about the engagement a day earlier, he also misses with the road sign. Fleeing, Ranma turns up looking for shelter and hot water just as Tenchi is being attacked by Ryoko on top of his school.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 199,600 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 4/25/2008
Magical Secrets at Sea by digisammiegirl reviews
Harry has a secret. No one knows about it and he'll be damned to Jones' Locker if anyone ever did. Harry Potter and post Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,766 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Honor among Thieves by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Updated! Enter Annabelle, the half-Dementor. Yeah, you heard right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,652 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006
Harry Potter and His Travelling Troubles by DementedViper reviews
Harry Potter can never be simple. Harry Potter has a secret...in fact he has quite a few of them. What happens when a stranger in a blue box turns up during the welcoming feast in Harry's 7th year? and Harry knows him?...Doctor who xover SLASH JackxHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Harry P.
RaEl Book1: A Long Forgotten Legacy by JhyarelleDrakon reviews
Ever wonder where Ranma's unearthly blue eyes came from, what secrets flow within his veins? Destiny had other plans when a boy went on a 10 year training trip. His hertitage was revealed to him, his life turned around, Chaotic as ever.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,501 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Ranma
Mage and Warrior by Minstrel Knight reviews
Harry is the neglected twin of the BWL. He discovers in the Chamber of Secrets a whole new world of knowledge, power and vision. Inspired, he and his friends seek to bring back the times of the Mage and Warrior. Book 1 of the Blackwolf Trilogy. HG NL DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,451 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 1,991 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Demon Kid by Haraldur reviews
Rated M. Somewhat AU, very OOC. Very strong, cynical Naruto. He went missing for a year at the age of six and plans to leave again when he considers himself ready. Missingnin fic. ...what is freedom? Is this freedom? To be alone? Cut off from [society]?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,888 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Naruto U.
The Binding by nuhuh reviews
Time Travel. Harry Potter is dead, murdered by the wand of Voldemort. Dumbledore commits his most loyal follower McGonagall to initiate his contingency plan for Harry's failure. It costs the woman her soul and puts Harry on the path of the forsaken.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,301 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 9/27/2006
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 3,397 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Payment on the Past by Shadowed Seas reviews
Back before the war it was said that Duo had made a deal with the God of Death, but it was never known that it was true. Now, in AC 201, Duo’s part of the deal is due, and payment isn’t going to be easy.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,695 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Duo M.
Spirits of Rebellion by Mage-Alia reviews
Set after Ootp. A chance encounter in the forest with a different kind of magical creature reveals a whole new power and Harry is sent down a path to save not only this new world but his own. Princess Mononkoe Crossover. No slash, AshitakaXSan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9704 - Favs: 12,685 - Follows: 3,653 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Grim's Promise by NightSeer reviews
ON HOLD: Check profile or lj for details. Two years before his death a powerful psychic made Sirius a promise. Now Genkai and Yusuke travel to London to keep it and throw the British magical community for a loop.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,472 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Yusuke U., Genkai
White War by Daemonchan reviews
*X-over Gundam Wing* Quatre finds a terrible secret of his father's that will link him inextricably to the lives of four assassins on Earth.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,117 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 11/20/2001 - Ken H.
Natural Selection by Merula reviews
Duo explains his theory of natural selection. Relena Bashing, AU, OOC .
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Duo M., Heero Y.
Summoners Sanctum by Shaun Garin reviews
[HPAUverse storyline] We've all seen Canon Harry visit another world where he died, is a death eater, or other such things. Let's see how things turn out when an AU Harry goes to HP Canon. Now Chaptered and added Chapter 3.
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,221 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004
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Eulogy for Hero reviews
This is a eulogy I wrote for Hero, from Claudio
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Broken Vows reviews
This story shows another side of Elizabeth Proctor and shows possible dark reasons behind her actions in the Crucible.
Crucible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
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