Author has written 2 stories for Crucible, and Shakespeare.
Hi my name is Jueru2003 and I'm currently studying a Business degree with a second major in Japanese.
I have a new home for my fanfiction directory since bravenet deleted my site due to inactivity... Probably should have logged in last semester... anyway, here is the new link https://sites.google.com/site/fanfictiondirectory/home, I think google sites is a much better host anyway.
As I have nothing better to put here, here are some quotes from stories that I found amusing:
Trowa proceeded to slap the hysterical Quatre who, in his state, slapped him right back. Trowa, more surprised than anything, slapped the still-shrieking Quatre a little harder in an attempt to calm him. Quatre slapped him back, so Trowa slapped him yet again, with the same result. Duo, fed up, slapped them both and Heero, seeing that everybody was slapping everybody, exclaimed something that sounded suspiciously like 'free-for-all' and cheerfully hauled off and punched the doctor.
It was right about then that I passed out.
When I regained consciousness I found a very irate Zechs standing by my bed, watching something just out of my view. Lifting my head I found that Treize was supporting my upper body and had apparently been trying to wake me, but he too was watching the other pilots, a small smile tugging at the corners of his mouth. The scene before us was chaos.
A nurse was trying to revive the doctor, who Heero had hit pretty hard. An orderly who had snuck up behind Quatre with a tranquilizer was now unconscious at Trowa's feet. Trowa lifted his sleeping love and calmly stepped out of the room, much to Zechs' relief. Heero was being stalked by a two security guards.
Duo, not in his right mind to begin with if you ask me, had leapt between them and their target, and was now waving his arms in a ridiculous fashion and shouting something about being Shinigami and taking them to hell. Zechs, muttering that there was definately somebody daft in the room and it obviously wasn't him, had called in a therapist and a few more security guards to restrain Duo. Heero, thinking that Duo was being attacked, punched the therapist too, who decided that he didn't give a damn if they were minors or not and proceeded to take a swing at Heero. This pissed off Duo, who somehow managed to throw off the security guards restaining him and jumped on the therapist's back screaming that the therapist was a minion of the devil and would be brought to justice by Shinigami.- Wufei POW, Solitary Dragon, chp. 10, by Nyctophilia
"I suppose you'll all be glad to know you put me through a lot of hell to get you here," he grumbled, splashing some of the cool water from the basin on his face. "I had to give them my word they wouldn't be harmed. My word as the honorable Milliard Peacecraft."
He said the name with contempt, his tone conveying more self-loathing than all of Heero's suicide/self-destruction attempts combined. I, however, was in no condition to appreciate his pain. Having been taken back into their custody after only a day of freedom, or at least, only a day of conscious freedom, I immediately fell back into the familiar pattern. Namely, I bugged Treize by needling Zechs relentlessly.
"You're related to Relena Pain-in-the-ass Peacecraft? Good god, you deserve to suffer."
Treize snickered. Zechs gave me a blank look.
"Do you have a problem with my sister?"
I rolled my eyes. Dear gods in heaven, the banshee was his sister. No wonder he wore a mask of shame. If she was my sister, I'd bury my face in a hole and never take it out.
"Other than the fact that she's stark raving bananas and has a voice that could curdle milk, no, of course not. Unless you count the several missions she's ruined because she's a senseless blond twit. No offense."
Zechs tossed his head in a way that, at that moment, made the family resemblence annoyingly clear.
"Hah. That I don't like women has nothing to do with the fact that she's a bubble-headed tart who doesn't have enough brain cells to rub together. If I were you I'd thank my lucky stars you don't look alike. As much as I don't like you, I never would have insulted even you by assuming you were related to her."
From what I had seen of Zechs, which was mostly as an opponant in battle and fellow pilot, I had expected him to be far more mature than he was. His reaction, however, disillusioned me. He stuck out his tongue.
"Well, you're a dork."
A dork. Zechs Marquise, OZ's top pilot, had just called me a dork. If he was the best they had, it was no wonder they always lost to us. I had more maturity in my little finger. - Wufei POW, Solitary Dragon, chp. 10, by Nyctophilia
“Sorry I’m late,” Duo called out cheerfully. Kakashi instantly recognized the fact that Duo had been monitoring the area and was readily mocking him. “I shorted out my alarm clock when I overloaded my thermal scythe.”, Worlds Apart chapter 9 by Mieren
“Can you summon anything more dangerous than a frog?” Trowa asked, still trying to follow the plan. Naruto shook his head.
“My contract is with the toads,” he said. “But I guess they could transform after they got here.”
“Transformation is not possible,” Wufei said derisively.
“Is too!” Naruto yelled, jumping down to face off with the Chinese boy. “Henge!”
Naruto vanished in a cloud of smoke, replaced by a buxom brunette vixen. He blew a kiss towards the pilots, watching for the best reaction. It was Wufei, hands down. The Chinese pilot made a strangled noise and suffered a severe nosebleed. Quatre turned bright red and averted his gaze. Trowa, man of zero expressions, actually snickered. A muscle in Heero’s cheek twitched and he managed a strangled “baka.”, Worlds Apart chapter10 by Mieren
“What’s in the glass vials?” Wufei asked.
“The reason that G kicked me permanently out of the chemistry labs on L2.”
“Chemistry lab… wait. Don’t tell me that was the incident a few years ago where an entire city block melted on L2 and the entire atmosphere on the colony had to be replaced.”
“Okay. I won’t tell you. I won’t tell you either that on L2 there was only an ounce of it.” They had a little over four gallons between them. Wufei paled., After Dark Chapter 13 by Mieren
“What? It’s only a level eighteen biohazard,” Duo protested.
“Duo, there are only four biohazard levels,” Wufei said tiredly.
“No, there are quite a few more after they started analyzing some of my experiments.”, After Dark Chapter 15 by Mieren
“…the three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever.”
Mariemaia Khushrenada, Gundam Wing