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Um...Hi! I love Harry Potter , cookies, Harry Potter, romance movies, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, fluffy fanfiction, and did I mention Harry Potter.
Crazy is a relative term in my family!
Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
"Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make."
Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
Drive carefully, 90of people are accidents.
If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough
loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty!
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Illiterate? Write For Help
Boldly Going Nowhere.
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
normal people worry me
you say physco like it's a bad thing
those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do
don't regret doing things, regret getting caught
"I'm going to live life or die trying"
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"
"Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate.".
They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?.
"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down." –Anonymous
"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"
"I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states"
"It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility"!
If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!
Consciousness- that annoying time between naps
OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO