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Joined 06-04-05, id: 826073, Profile Updated: 01-06-10
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.

Admiral Jaye was my very first penname and currently stands as my present one out of sheer nostalgia.

Nice to meet you all.

If you were, on an off chance, curious...here I have provided info about my Fanfiction stories:

The Dark Lord Gets a Myspace
Lord Voldemort finally looses it when his new found plan to control the Muggle world begins with www.myspace.com. Join Voldie and his goonies as they go through the infamous process of creating and operating a Myspace Profile through a series of pathetically short chapters with a very out-of-character cast. Garunteed pointlessness. If you'd like to visit the Dark Lord's myspace please go to www.myspace.com/ilovethedarkmark and send our dear Volders a friends request. He'll add almost anyone and if you comment, he comments back...sometimes...he's gotten lazy recently...

Wait! Haven't we heard this before?
It's a post-hogwarts fiasco. If you're familiar with the Draco/Hermione cliches you're already half-way familiar with the story. I had a funny idea one night: "Let's combine every Post-Hogwarts Dramione cliche and see if people will still read it!" I mean, there's been cliche stories all by themselves hasn't there? But what happens when you mix them all together?

Yup, this!

Questionable Adventures: A Ringwraith Story

My first Lord of the Rings fanfiction! An out-of-character cast of Sauron's most feared Nazguls engage in a series of random things, yet to fully be determined.

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Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
But What About VOLDEMORT? by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
Things are going a little bit wrong in the HP universe... Ron's marrying Dobby, the Marauders are having a tea party, and OH YEAH, Voldemort keeps popping up and killing everyone! NOW COMPLETE, OMG!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,253 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Logic will Break Your Heart by attica reviews
When his father died, he left him a simple note, and on it was scrawled five very simple words: 'Never marry someone you love.' DracoHermione. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wit's End by zarah joyce reviews
Draco Malfoy and sex were two completely irrelevant, unrelated terms... or at least, that was what Hermione Granger thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ends of the Earth by SilverStar24 reviews
Ch 21 up! “Granger,” he said softly, his voice fading. What?” she snapped. “I know where to find one of the Horcruxes.” He saw the shocked look on her face for a fleeting second before he collapsed to the ground, unconscious. Post HBP. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 112,214 - Reviews: 2276 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sanctuary in Potions by zarah joyce reviews
When Hogwarts announced their need for a new Potions professor, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were deemed best for it. Each was desperate to have the job, and since there's only room for one of them… chaos inevitably erupts. Updated! Chapter 6 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,760 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 4,202 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 166 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All I Need To Get By by Sleeping Dragons Die reviews
Even if the Head of Unspeakables thinks he's insane, Draco Malfoy enjoys working at St Mungos. But when Operation Stonehenge goes horribly wrong and the best Unspeakable is brought in to his ward, life gets more interesting. Is he mature enough to get by
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,164 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 5/1/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why you shouldn't screw around in Potions by Sexysaxist reviews
Draco tampers with Hermione's potion and hilarity results. Later Chapters have been pulled for massive editing. will be re-posted later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hermione Granger's Diary by angryoldmen reviews
This is getting quite pathetic, really. There are more wards on my secret stash of romance novels and seduction how-to guides than are on the entrance to my quarters." Chapter 10 is up. More World Cup, Hoorah!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,075 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L.
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Abyss by zarah joyce reviews
FINISHED. Draco saves Hermione the night Hogwarts is attacked. Now, complications arise between the two as they fight their feelings, as well as other foes, in reclaiming their lost school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,757 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 8/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Promise by icewater reviews
Complete! Post-Hogwarts. “Alright, Gin, I accept under the knowledge that he will make it a miserable night for me, and I am immensely looking forward to two weeks without the forced companionship of Malfoy.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,829 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/25/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3135 - Favs: 4,024 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter PickUp Lines by Bennybunny reviews
If you need a summary after reading the title, I suggest you read the title again. This is another product of my demented mind. Please, don't read this if you're a prude, you won't get even half of the jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Complete
Therapy by Evadne reviews
Harry and Voldemort get some much needed help...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Complete
A Certain Point of View by B Bennett reviews
Watching Star Wars. Harry and Ron have opinions about the men in Leia's life; Hermione's undecided.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2001
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Questionable Adventures: A Ringwraith Story reviews
admiral jaye's first lord of the rings fanfic! join a cast of out of character nazgul as they plunder about Middle Earth. rated m for language .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Nazgul, Sauron
Wait! Haven't we heard this before? reviews
Let's combine every post Hogwarts 'dramione' cliche & see if people will still read it. Now I bet you're thinking: Why would I want to read a serious story where the author purposely uses a bunch of DMHG cliches? The answer is: got anything better to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,546 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Dark Lord gets a Myspace! reviews
In a plot to destroy humanity, the bored, desperate and fearless Lord Voldemort decides to do something no dark lord has ever done before. Join Voldie and his vile companions as they engage in this typical Muggle pasttime.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,670 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Voldemort, W. Grubbly-Plank