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Author has written 8 stories for Aladdin, X-overs, Discworld, Monsters Inc., and Pirates of the Caribbean.

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The Curse of the Piratical Parody by Lily Evanstar reviews
Parody of Pirates of the the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. 'Nuff said.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,022 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
The Experiment by shelledone reviews
Vetinari is lacking knowledge in one crucial area... NotyetLord Downey gives him a hand. VetxDown. slash.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2007
Honey by Harmonic Friction reviews
After being told how he's been brought back, Barbossa wants more than simply apples.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
Acting Lessons by rabbitsix reviews
When the spotlights are off and no one is watching, Kyouya does some of the best acting of his life. KyouyaTamaki, in a twisted sense.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
An Eternity of Servitude by Tollivandi Silverwing reviews
Genie was willing to give up his freedom so that Aladdin and Jasmine could be together. Why is that? What can a genie know of human love?
Aladdin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Complete
Unbalanced by bestia reviews
New Chapter Up. Warning: Not A Happy Ending. Surprise Conclusion.
Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 5/21/2005
Tormented by Broadwaypoetess reviews
Jafar tries to beat out the images but the desire lingers... one sided JafarJasmine one-shot. Very dark. Rating may go up if enough people ask for a stronger rating. PG13 for violence and lust
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Jafar, Jasmine - Complete
Canon Strikes Back by PirateBlacksmith reviews
When Mary Sues invade and the characters stay in character. Completed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Complete
The Letter by PirateBlacksmith reviews
One shot. He only had a few moments before they found him and dragged him back to his fate. But there was still a little more he needed to write.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Complete
Still Waiting To Wake Up by Beboots reviews
Randall has been in the swamp a bit too long... Not a humor fic.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2004
10 Fanfics You've Never Read Before by greenlikethesky reviews
Sick of same old, same old fanfic? Well here's the answer, amigos! 10 fanfics I can guarantee you've never seen before!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 5/21/2004
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From The Cutting Room Floor reviews
It's amazing that Tia Dalma can provide the gang with a dead captain, just when they need one. Here are the scenes that never made the film. Vaguely linked to 'Don't Give Up The Day Job, Love', but not necessarily.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,967 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 8/6/2006
Don't Give Up The Day Job, Love reviews
Jack Sparrow met a beautiful and angry lady pirate and from that moment, his life changed. NO HE BLOODY WELL DID NOT. Barbossa meets a very ineffectual and very plain lady pirate and does his best to ignore her as she charges about trying to be a Mary Sue
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,727 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Drowning By Stanzas reviews
The contents of a wrecked ship turn out to hold a female, whose throat Davy Jones quickly has slit. Unfortunately, she will insist on turning up in his dreams, drenched to the skin and clutching the first book of Horatian Odes. Casual readers beware.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
Door To The Third World reviews
Talking to monsters in your closet is all well and good when you're two, but not so when you're fourteen. At that age, real life is hard enough to deal with without monsters. This is a contemplation of what must be going on in Boo's mind.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/22/2006
Watchword Is My Watchword reviews
For the other point of view, visit the Angry Classicist, and be lost in our mangling of the Discworld Night Watch.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2005
Snip reviews
It's short. Very short. It's daft. Very daft. It's badly written. Oh, yeah, tell me about it... And it's going to make you grin wryly if it's the last thing I do. Harry PotterLord of the RingsSword In the StoneThree MusketeersPeter PanBattle Arena Toshind
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Complete
How I Found My Father And What I Did To Him After reviews
The sequel to 'Fashionable Impure Instruction'. Sort of. Set after the end of Aladdin. In Progress. Highly confused. Expect sporadic updates.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2005
Fashionable Impure Instructions reviews
A prequel to 'Aladdin'. Sex! Deceit! Sorcery! Torture! Everyone's favourite evil Grand Vizier!
Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,939 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Complete