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Joined 06-05-05, id: 826504, Profile Updated: 07-18-10
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Status: I'm currently sorting out my ideas for two stories (big HA there, as I'll never have the patience for both), but really, nothing will be coming soon. The muse is still recovering from the rigorous timeline work I had him do a month or so ago.

Update: A Serpent's Tears has just been rightfully eaten by the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. I hope no one was too attached to it, because I certainly wasn't. Feel free to send me complaints.

Gender: Female

School: University of Ottawa, Fourth Year Student
--Program: B.Mus

Favourite Authors:
-Douglas Adams/Janet Evanovich/Stephen King/Dean Koontz/Gregory Maguire/J. K. Rowling/Matthew Woodring Stover

More about me:

I am a faithful HP writer; I don't think I'll ever write for anything else. I love reading fanfics, and occasionally the fanfiction bug will bite, but unless my muse is working full-time, I can't guarantee steady updates. And of course, reviews are always appreciated : )

Where I can be found:

FictionPress: I have five things up so far; check them out.

LiveJournal: I spend a lot of time here, and I'll post whenever I damn well feel like it. But mostly about RL and other random stuff, whether the 'random' concerns games, books, movies, the Internet, etc.

Review Policy: I have enabled anonymous reviews, so drop one if you want (it makes me happy!). I will respond to reviews using the Reply tool, or an email if it's given in an anonymous review. I'm not a fan of taking up half a chapter discussing reviews, but if there's something you bring up that's important, I will address it in the following chapter.

Works-in-Progress

Cliché Chronicles: A collection of one-shots and ficlets in response to the many clichés fanon has spawned.
--Status: Chapter Three (Sweet Tooth) just posted. Chapter Four half written.

Mary Sue Chronicles: A collection of one-shots and ficlets, each about a different type of Mary Sue and how they came to be.
--Status: Chapter One (Mary Sue Riddle) posted. Planning the next Sue.

Two Stories that are in the Works: They will start trickling in by the summer of '10 (we can hope).
--Status: BLEEEEGGGHHHHHHH!!

...and hopefully more to come!!

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Weapon by Jade Tatsu reviews
Sequel to Possession. Lucius' Rebellion failed which saved the Light and now the true battle against the Dark begins. Working with the Order and the Ministry, can Harry remain undetected and keep his promise to his beloved Lord Voldemort? Slash LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 92 - Words: 375,531 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
I Want To Love You by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
DMHP Though Harry has the family he's always dreamed of, there's still a void within him. A void that's filled by Draco. But he's still a decent father to his sons: Lily isn't so lucky. PostDH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Before the Dawn by jharad17 reviews
Sequel to Walk the Shadows. After a horrific summer, Harry seems to be recovering from his ordeal, with the help of Snape and Lupin, as well as his friends, including, oddly enough, Draco Malfoy. But appearances can be deceiving.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,816 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 1,567 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 8495 - Favs: 6,076 - Follows: 5,544 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Beauty in Perfection, Stand by Me by imLittleLily reviews
HPDM-Being revised. Please Note: Since this story is being 'revised' it's incomplete at this time. Updates coming soon. Find out how Harry's & Draco's embroiling passions shift and coalesce into unity for the wizarding world. Sexy and fast paced. Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 56,643 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Shattered Illusions by Kalera I. McTierney reviews
HP/DM/SS, Slash. An attack after a Potions class leaves three people forever changed. Harry sees things in a new perspective, Draco is torn between what he wants and his family obligations, and Severus...Severus will be caught in the middle of it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,027 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Speechless by thesewarmstars reviews
Nine months after the final battle, Harry discovers Snape in St. Mungo’s, still suffering from a curse. The healers are doing anything but their jobs, so Harry takes it on himself to rehabilitate the man he’s learning to respect. SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,942 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 4,041 - Follows: 605 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7764 - Favs: 7,078 - Follows: 4,010 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lost But Not Forgotten by TattooShadow reviews
REVISED! Twenty years ago, a crime was committed and covered by the Ministry of Magic. Now, secrets are discovered and Severus Snape must relive the horror he witnessed while a student at Hogwarts and remember why he hates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,723 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Tears of Healing by Steppenwoelfin reviews
Ignores HBP and DH. Severus and Harry have to resume their Occlumency lessons in Harry's 7th year. After a bad start, Harry gradually learns to control his emotions and Severus learns to reveal them: a tentative bond develops...Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 77,609 - Reviews: 2254 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
My Name is Cameron Sage by thesewarmstars reviews
Things are going poorly for the side of the light, and in a last-ditch effort to fulfill his destiny, Harry goes back in time to try again. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,959 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Out of Azkaban by Laume reviews
Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Desperate Measures by vvc reviews
Harry may be a half-Veela, but there was no such thing as a destined mate. If somebody wanted him, they would have to prove their worthiness. And Draco’s chances don't look so good when Harry guts him at the welcoming feast… HPDM, mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 196,164 - Reviews: 2751 - Favs: 4,015 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13561 - Favs: 7,813 - Follows: 6,492 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Winter Pursuit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry needs Draco to help him find Greg Goyle before a psychotic killer does. Draco is more interested in pursuing Harry. Written for hp wintersmut on Livejournal. This is EWE because the epilogue was mysteriously ripped out of my copy of Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Proud by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
DMHP When homosexuality was decriminalized in 1993 Vernon practically had a heart attack, but Harry was very happy about it. Even if Draco thinks he’s a bit of a twat for screaming ‘Im gay and proud’ at Platform 9 .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco seeks out Harry in order to assist his family. And then he has second thoughts. This fic contains MATURE adult content. And Harry on a motorcycle. GUH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Walk the Shadows by jharad17 reviews
AU. The summer after 5th year, Death Eaters find Harry abandoned in the Dursley house and bring him to Voldemort. Will one particular Death Eater give up his position and his hate to save his enemy's son? Snape mentors Harry fic. violence,chld abuse,rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 113,854 - Reviews: 2233 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
10 Reasons to twitch by yaoi-fied reviews
Sequel to '20 ways to make my Professor blush'. This time, it's Snape's turn. HPSS Slash [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,990 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 110 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Life and Times of Neville Longbottom, Wizard by Peradan reviews
Neville Longbottom enters his first year at Hogwarts armed only with a hyperactive wand, constant advice from his senile relations, the friendship of his wily cousin, Harry Potter, and a lightning bolt scar on his forehead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,468 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Neville L., Harry P.
The Black Legacy by SueMonroe reviews
Slash. Alt 6th year, some HBP plot points. After the Dept. of Mysteries Harry realizes the world is not as black and white as he'd thought. How will the Black Legacy change Harry's future? Eventual HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,654 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Cost of service by aidan bard reviews
Summery: What would you do to win back the person you …er…like even if he’s a down right bastard at times? Where will Harry even have the time to do such a thing, with school work, hunting down horcuxes and fighting bad guys? [SLASH][HPDM][complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 155,573 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Losing Touch by A.O.T.I.F reviews
When Voldemort decides to visit Grimmauld Place, Harry willingly decides to accompany him. Lots of teenage angst, content/mentions regarding abuse, rape, self-mutilation... LVxHP complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 90,377 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Lube Express by yaoi-fied reviews
Dumbledore thinks it's time for Severus to take a vaction. So what does this mean for Harry? HPSS. slash. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bedlamite by Semika reviews
First let’s pretend Harry is sent to Azkaban. Now let’s pretend he doesn’t like it much. Then let’s pretend the ministry says OOPS and releases him. But finally, let’s pretend Harry does not easily forgive and forget. Dear wizarding world… this means war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,104 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P.
Beyond Words by Steppenwoelfin reviews
When Voldemort dies, he curses Harry to become mute. Dumbledore assigns Severus Snape to teach Harry how to overcome this obstacle. Initial hate yields to increasing understanding, respect and attraction between the two...Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,717 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Understanding by LameBicycle98 reviews
Fenrir Greyback bites Hermione Granger. Now she is returning to learn about the beast he has made of her. HGFG Rare Pairing. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Hermione G., Fenrir G. - Complete
Light on the Dark Side of Me by cocoa-snape reviews
Harry comes into his sexuality & discovers he wants Snape. Intense occlumency lessons pull these 2 together, but is Snape too troubled or too dark to return HP's affections? DE meetings & Dumbledore stir the already boiling pot, HPSS Slash, Angst COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,522 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 417 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Year's Temptation by Lomonaaeren reviews
DMHP slash, post War, post Hogwarts. Draco isn't pleased to discover he's a Veela at twenty four, especially since both he and Harry are married to other people. Harry proposes a compromise that might work, or might make things monumentally worse. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,448 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Always Smiling by Lady Salazar reviews
Running only made it worse, and crying only made them enjoy it more. So Harry smiled instead, and waited for the day when he wouldn't have to, when it'd be them running and crying in his place. Oneshot, RK elements.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,255 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 388 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Crash Boom Bang by Steppenwoelfin reviews
PreHBP. After Voldemort's downfall, Dumbledore offers Harry the DADA position at Hogwarts. A matured Harry accepts the job only to encounter detested Severus Snape. Is it too late for reconciliation...or for...more? Snarry fic. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 56,989 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Would You Find My Razor? by CardboardCreative reviews
A parody songfic that attempts to unleash the very true theory that Mimi is actually a man dressed in drag to the world. Will Roger approve?
RENT - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Mimi M., Roger D. - Complete
Bullet With Butterfly Wings by just-Felton reviews
[fixed & beta'd] despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage. someone will say what is lost can never be saved. .No real happy end. .SongFic. .Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Meaning of the Name by Lady Salazar reviews
What if Harry had been an heir of Slytherin? How could that have changed the events in the Chamber of Secrets?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,605 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Bonds of Water by Heather68 reviews
Harry Potter has never been entranced by music before now, but he is willing to do anything to learn how to play the same melody, even if it means learning from Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,139 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Stronger Than Hope by Alaunatar reviews
AU after OoTP, a few HBP details. An obsessed, grieving Harry has decided on a dangerous way to defeat Voldemort. Snape is paying closer attention than before, but his contempt for Harry blinds him. Eventual Snape as Harry's guardian story. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 164,882 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Hunted by LameBicycle98 reviews
Hermione and the werewolf. Warning: A bit dark in early chapters. HGFG Rare Pairing. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,225 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Fenrir G., Hermione G. - Complete
20 ways to make my Professor blush by yaoi-fied reviews
[COMPLETE] Harry decides he likes how Snape looks when he blushes and is determined to make it happen again. SLASH. HPSS. Tittle says it all. R&R [This a sexual story between teacher and student. If you can't handle it, don't read.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,072 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Darker Side of Me by Angel's Fear reviews
CompleteDraco is assigned a dark task and is told to accomplish it by any means necessary. But will his chosen plan really lead him to his goal? Or will it throw him into a mess of confusion and give him a change of heart? Slash HPDM, alternate 6th book.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,291 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lettered by Dysperdis reviews
It all starts with a simple letter... Rated for later chapters Slash! HPTR HPLV! NonHBP Compliant!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,229 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Redefining Summer by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Summer at the Dursleys has always meant Harry is overworked, under fed, and lonely, all Harry wants is a normal summer, what he gets is anything but normal. NaNoWriMo 06 project
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,465 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Irreversible Destiny by SheWolfe7 reviews
AU. HPLV. Dark!Harry. Severitus. Can someone's destiny really be set in stone? It's time for change, time for revolution and time for truths to be revealed. Freedom comes in many forms and Cyriacus Snape is about to usher in a new unexpected future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,006 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 2,149 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 4,130 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Irihi Safaia reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if a Hogwarts letter was delivered to the wrong person?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Complete
Une singe pas morte? by philosophy-toastie reviews
Bellatrix and Rodolphus. As the AntiPairing. With a Monkey. I neither own Harry Potter or POTC. Joke fic, written for one of my friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Two boxes and a rectangle thing with buttons by bonnjie reviews
What happens when the teachers of Hogwarts find a computer in the staffroom? Completed. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
Chasing Paper Butterflies by A-Spirit reviews
Saying goodbye... COMPLETE. SnapeHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Burning Cardboard Bridges by A-Spirit reviews
Waiting and hoping... COMPLETE. SnapeHarry. Sequel to 'Chasing Paper Butterflies'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3719 - Favs: 2,792 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Strong Bad Email 1X6: resurrect by that one little guy reviews
Strong Bad gets an email asking him to resurrect his old Compy 386 from the dead. Well, you know what Strong Bad does. Rated for chainsaw wielding zombies.
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Forbidden by Tulips and Jill reviews
Ginny is attacked and pulled into Knock Turn Alley. The last person she thought would save her did. Draco? Has he changed or is he simply reeling her in to destroy her.?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 130,607 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Take the tiger by the tail by aidan bard reviews
[complete]Lucius Malfoy comes up with a plan to get the Boy who lived,at least his powers using his son as bait. What he does not expect is an unexpected death in the family,a whole gang of Gryffindors and his son's hidden feelings for Harry.[HPDM][MPREG]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,060 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mind Over Matter by nat rulz reviews
Harry never was good at potions. Ron never was good at controlling his temper. Draco never was good at shutting his mouth. A potion pairing by the HarryHating Snape only ends up brewing trouble. slash! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,971 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Forsaken by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPDM - Wherein Dumbledore does the unforgivable, and is forsaken by his pawn.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,363 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Closing the Door by sarini reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to 'Finding the Key'. I think Black is still alive. Severus thought he might forever regret those words. The wizarding world is in trouble again, only now Harry can't save them. SLASH HPCW SS?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 186,458 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
One Winged Angel by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPTR - One view on why Tom Riddle became Voldemort, and what he does once he realizes that particular truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,846 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Dancing Knife by nat rulz reviews
Such a pretty knife. So shiny and sharp. Strange how much meaning it can have for me. Me Harry James Potter. A sharp knife a deserted classroom a silent castle a remote location an uncaring world. DmHp. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Different Kind of PureBlood by Ceilidh of One reviews
With the Order of the Phoenix gone, Harry has no more protection with the abusive Dursleys. He expects to be murdered. What he doesn't expect is to be rescued by an equally helpless Draco Malfoy, who's been disowned for becoming a vampire! HPDM SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,327 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reclaim by Batsutousai reviews
Sequel to Abandon! In love with the man he's expected to kill and member of the esteemed Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter must fight in a war in which he is divided. Can he lead his world to peace? –Tom/Harry, AU, OOC, SLASH, HET, FEMSLASH, noHBP–
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 100,676 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 7/8/2005 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Dragon and Angel by DragonsAngel68 reviews
COMPLETE! Strolling through Diagon Alley Lucius Malfoy comes across a little boy who could have been Draco's twin. Has his family tree been expanded, without his knowledge? Has Draco been keeping secrets? Or is he oblivious to the fact that he may hav
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 382,637 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Serendipity by SolarCat reviews
[HPDM slash] Strange dreams and the arrival of Draco Malfoy on his doorstep send Harry's sixth year spinning in a direction he never expected. At long last, Chapter 30! Please forgive the wait, and leave a Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,854 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Possession by Jade Tatsu reviews
HPLV The Dark Lord has always known what belongs to him but claiming possession might take longer than he thought and lead to betrayal but with the power such as he wields who dares? FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 122,861 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Finding the Key by sarini reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to Unlocking Harry Potter. No HBP. Severus Snape is no longer a spy and has officially acknowledged Harry Potter as his son. Just when it looks like things are getting better for Harry... SLASH HPCW .. !WINNER 2006 GOLDEN QUILL AWARD!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 187,397 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Chasing the Dragon by Barbarella reviews
Humor fic set in seventh year. Lots of teasing, foul language, naps and general insanity. HD slash and for the sake of the story, we'll pretend book six never happened. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,117 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Unlocking Harry Potter by sarini reviews
COMPLETE! PostOoTP, PreHBP. Severus has been having dreams, dreams so real they feel like memories. What is his mind telling him? Severitus with a twist. SLASH HP?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 182,808 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Crimson Emeralds by The Velvet Ghost reviews
Every question has an answer, and Harry is about to uncover some answers that he never asked for. As old memories are stirred, he will be forced to take a step back and consider the very meaning of loyalty and trust. Spoilers for HBP, now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,683 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Abandon by Batsutousai reviews
Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 265,689 - Reviews: 3453 - Favs: 4,144 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ginny W. - Complete
A Moment in Time by The Shadow Bandit reviews
COMPLETE: AU: Harry learns during his seventh year that his life can change forever in a single moment in time. SLASH and MPREG HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 181,596 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 3,856 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shame by A-Spirit reviews
Shame... It choked him. It made him cringe inside, as Snape's anatomy would be ripped apart, examined and found revolting. It made him angry and left him feeling trapped. COMPLETE! SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 6,221 - Follows: 393 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Induction by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPSS- A perhaps disturbing look at what one bitter man's obsession could lead to, and the unexpected results ... but for whom?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,924 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Verisimilitude by Sailor Grape reviews
HPSS slash:: When Severus is poisoned, the search for an unknown cure undergoes as his body is put into a stasis. Five years later he is brought back to find that his entire world has been turned upside down--by Harry Potter! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,233 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Golden Snitch by Michael Serpent reviews
HD slash. I'm warning you. Harry and Draco trying to get the upper hand of each other, mentally and physically. Some roughness and some tenderness. And some weirdness... And Voldemort drinking mint tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,855 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Biology by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPBZ - It wasn't just power and ability that Tom Riddle transferred to Harry that night. He made him the son he never had, and that changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,019 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Potion Master's Daughter by mattierobertson reviews
Harry meets Eva, a witch sent to Hogwarts after years of home-training. With a best friend like Draco, can Eva be trusted? Only time and experience can tell. Rated R for some sexual content and language. NOT SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 189,228 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Phoenix's Flight by The Velvet Ghost reviews
Why is Snape acting so oddly? Who is causing the mysterious disease sweeping Hogwarts? What's wrong with Draco Malfoy? And what is the Dark Lord planning for Harry Potter's sixth year? AN ALTERNATIVE 6th BOOK, WRITTEN PREHBP, now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 276,740 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Trebaxus by ghost-wiring reviews
Love occurs between Snape and the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. I'm in the process of reworking the story. Bare with me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,698 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 11/11/2002 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Vigilae Mortuorum by Shamera reviews
Sequel to Into the Cold Fire, Harry arrives home to realize that nothing is as he expects it to be. Voldemort's curse has taken ahold of the wizarding world, and no one knows how to stop it. H/D.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,766 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 3/2/2004 - Published: 5/8/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Ankh of Khepri by The Velvet Ghost reviews
A new Dark Arts mistress, mysterious attacks at night, lessons to kill, an Egyptian monster, and terrible dangers await Harry Potter in his seventh year. Sequel to The Phoenix's Flight. SEQUEL TO AN ALTERNATIVE 6th BOOK, WRITTEN PREHBP, now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 205,199 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/11/2004 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Gold Tinted Spectacles by Beren reviews
Complete - Harry's sixth year has come and gone, part of him has been alone. As his seventh year dawns he's looking for something and he's not sure what but he knows it's out there and involves Draco Malfoy. Harry-Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 182,191 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Youth by JMA reviews
Severus goes undercover. HPSS. This was my first in this fandom, marvel at those firstfic mistakes!....Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Into the Cold Fire by Shamera reviews
After a final fight with Voldemort, Harry is sent to another world... a world where he died ten years ago, Voldemort is still at large, and his parents are alive. But the differences aren't stopping at that. H/D *Complete with Epilogue!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,495 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
And I Get By by Silvia Kundera reviews
"Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." (Harry and Draco friendship fic -- not slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Serpent's Bride by reiko reviews
In Ginny's sixth year, Draco saved her life... and that's a wizard's debt. Now, five years later, its payback time. Especially now that Draco is in desperate need of a wife. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 178,491 - Reviews: 2196 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/23/2002 - Published: 2/18/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
A Terrible Joke by Angie Astravic reviews
Don't say you weren't warned. Harry gets invited to the Dark Wizards' Ball; Malfoy resorts to double entendre.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2001
Slytherins Are Sexier by morrigan reviews
Sorting Hat song spoof. Utterly unworthy of me. Pushing back the boundaries of stupidity in fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/16/2000
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Mary Sue Chronicles reviews
Where I ridicule the ridiculous. A collection of oneshots and ficlets in response to the many Mary Sues and Gary Stus fanon has spawned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2008
Cliché Chronicles reviews
Where I ridicule the ridiculous. A collection of oneshots and ficlets in response to the many clichés fanon has spawned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007