Jollie Killjoy
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Joined 06-06-05, id: 827458
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

You know, I'm still wondering why I signed up here.

Or what in the seven hells and a toothpick my name means, for that matter.

Oh well.

Now about what I'll be writing... (Hopefully, or perhaps not so hopefully, I'll get around to doing that)

Since the Half Blood Prince justcame out, I'll probably be writing fics that have something to do with it or possibly Order of the Phoenix, for now. I might venture into anime/manga... might. We'll see. I like extremes: either my stories come out really whacky or funny, or they come out all depressing or something. Occasionally I'll write something normal. I like poetry as well, so I'll probably have some poetryfics. Songfics too! Lyrics are love, dude.

As for the stories I'm working on...

Seven Ways to Escape the Afterlife(HBP SPOILERS) (ON HIATUS) - this was originally going to be about Tom Riddle trying to find out about Horcruxes, immortality, and the likes duringhis late school years. Well, the prologue takes place during his school years, but the second chapter and on willbe set when Tom's working at Borgin & Burkes. God knows why I changed it, but hey, my stories tend to have a life of their own. In a very rare occasion, this story is neither at the funny end of the spectrum or the depressing end of it... it'll probably get pretty horrific later on though. On another rare occasion, the OC's in this have pretty big parts, mainly because I have no idea who was around back then. Hopefully, I managed to make them fit into the story well.

The Woes of Using a Telephone - this particular story is slightly out of its mind; features Draco being stripped of all his magical powers in a freak accident. Will involve a psychiatrist. And Draco rooming with Harry, Ron & Hermione. And of course, 'alkeehols'. Bahahaha. I should probably be working on Seven Ways, but hell, this was too fun to pass off.

Better on Holiday- yet to be posted, and I'm not revealing anything until it is for reasons of my own. (Not to say that there actually is a reason, of course)

If anyone's wondering why I don't have any favorites, it's because Ican never decide whether to add someone (or something) as a favorite or not. That, and myopinion about certain stories (not to mention my tastes in general) change faster than a girl's moods while she's PMSing.

...No, seriously. Quite hypocritical of me, in a way. Seeing as I'd love it if someone were to favorite me. Cry.

Aaaaaaaand that would be all. There's really no point in writing crap about myself, because I'm so fecking contradictory I'd probably just end up confusing everyone into oblivion. (Except for you, Meghna, wink wink)

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Seven Ways to Escape the Afterlife reviews
HBP spoliers! A trip to Hogsmeade leads to a quest for immortality... How will young Tom Riddle achieve it? How far will he go to do so? And what does Malfoy's grandfather have to do with it, anyways!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,539 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Tom R. Jr.
The Woes of Using a Telephone reviews
PostHogwarts. Draco Malfoy had it all... until he got stripped of all his magic, and possibly a few articles of clothing. By a strange twist of fate, he is then forced to room with his favorite people, Ron, Harry, & Hermione. Plotless? No. Insane? Uhuh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.