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Joined 06-06-05, id: 827491
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Formerly known as Troublesome Natto. But that name was too long, and I kept spelling troublesome wrong. Plus, troublesome gets old after a while, ne?

CONTACT ME, BABY!

EMAIL: pinkfangs@gmail.com

MSN: xoxsweetbubblesxox@hotmail.com

AIM: XxLimesxX

Yahoo: pixelsaurs

Blanket Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, I'd make Neji an Existentialist . (see below)

My name is Sophie, but you can call me Natto. My name (in greek) means wise, and I am anything but. ramble You'll never meet anyone retarded-er than me. No, seriously, I dare you to try. And if you CAN, I will write out a full apology. But I doubt you'll put that much effort into it, because you're a goddamn lazy-ass. Who can blame you? /ramble

I used to write really bad CATS fanfic, but I deleted it. I write all sorts of fanfic (That doesn't mean I post it)depending on my mood and lazy-ness quota. Someday I'll marry Shikamaru.

Love me.

Hate me.

I don't really care.

Yeah, I write fanfic, and my favoritest pairing is Shikamaru + Temari.

My Chapter Policy:
You'll get a chapter when you deserve one.

No, honestly, I shoot for every Friday, but things come up, and sometimes you won't get it until Saturday, or Sunday. This is, of course, assuming I have people who 'want' to get it, lol.
MY NEXT MISSION (Fanfic Wise):

Sequel to Taming the Troublesome!

BELOW! We studied Absurdist Drama and the theatre of existentialism once in Advanced Acting. They're a movement of people who only believe in the phiolosophical present. Therefore, they do not believe in 'fate', or 'destiny' . But you should know that allready right? 'Cause you're smart.

QUOTES:

Jacob: -raises hand-

Alex: Five bucks says that the next thing Jacob says is stupid.

Me: You're on! Who knows, maybe he'll say something smart for once!

Teacher: Yes, Jacob?

Jacob: So the Greeks thought that Persia wasn't coming back for a second strike, right?

Teacher: Right.

Alex: Whoa!

Me: You owe me five bucks, Alex!

Jacob: So after the Persian Wars, the greeks were unsteady. Then, didn't Japan invade Greece?

Alex: YOU OWE ME five bucks, Sophie.

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Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3346 - Favs: 3,999 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7036 - Favs: 5,374 - Follows: 2,194 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Exile by Oku Moku reviews
Banished from Konoha for crimes he did not commit, Shikamaru finds himself abandoned by everyone and everything. When he is rescued by ninja from Suna, he begins anew as his life in Konoha becomes nothing but a bitter memory he only wants to forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,703 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Chocolate Chip Pancakes by DesertCat reviews
Temari was busy looking for an 'easy button', but it turns out she didn't need one in the first place. TemariXShikamaru three part.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Desert Rose by Sabaku Siblings reviews
Why is Temari so late? Kankurou moves silently and Gaara is perceptive. Needless to say, it doesn't take long before both find out the details on their own. The results of which could be catastrophic. ShikxTema. SPOILERS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,474 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Espresso and Hotcakes by SILENT TROWA reviews
On a lazy, rainy, postmission morning, Shikamaru makes breakfast, reflecting on the past few hours. Unbeknownst to his mother outside, he brought a lot more than a few scratches and bruises home from the last mission...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Nothing Like That by GrimmZ reviews
Yet another ninja play, we still dont know what they're about. Now the team needs to save Konoha and Suna from war with their mad acting skills! Taking swings at Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars and more [ShikaTema]Sequel to Something Like That
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Shikamaru's Notches by Tacky76 reviews
Shikamaru's notches are strikes that he makes as a ninja, whether in combat, life or love where he comes out on top. Brains vs Brawn kinda thing. Be warned these stories are so wrong!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Shikamaru N.
Psst! by Arkana reviews
Lee finds out about Neji and Tenten’s relationship the hard way. The VERY hard way. [Team Gai love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
And She Would Wait by Brianag reviews
...and she would wait to see what kind of man this boy would grow to be. Spoilers up to current chapters sprinkled throughout. ShikamaruTemari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,934 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Too Thin by Oh Dee reviews
Temari tells Shikamaru her opinion on his eyebrows...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Trust Me by 3Jane reviews
Gaara has a new experience with Sakura. Extra silly, rated T as in teehee, because ... yeah.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Festivities by Kilerkki reviews
Asuma would like to do many things before dying, especially if said things involve Kakashi or Kurenai or, even better, both together. AsuKakaKure, and a festival. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Asuma S., Kakashi H. - Complete
Rise from the Ashes by Kilerkki reviews
Even the best shinobi can betray themselves. Asuma, Kurenai, and a simple gift. [Oneshot, AsuKure]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Asuma S., Kurenai Y. - Complete
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Spending Christmas with Troublsome Women reviews
[TwoPart] The first and second Chirstmas Shikamaru spent with Temari, For Misa. Holiday Spirit AHOY! [ShikaTema]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Taming The Troublesome reviews
The peace between Konoha and Suna lies in the hands of one, very annoyed Shikamaru Nara. But can he keep those hands from strangling a certain Temari? Or can he just plain keep his hands off her? Love and peace has never been so troublesome.[ShikaTema]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,319 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Screwing With Her Lover reviews
Kankurou catches Shikamaru at his house waiting for Temari. With a beer in hand, Kankurou decides it might be fun to screw with his sister's lover. Implied [ShikaTem]. One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete