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The Dimness of Edward by selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! Oneshot. Bella's on her period, and she doesn't want Edward to know, but he is making that surprisngly difficult. And how is it possible that he can't figure out what's wrong when he's as old as he is? PreEclipse. R & R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,177 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Living With Vampires by Red Pandas Dnt Eat Cheezits reviews
Starts right after Eclipse. Some one will shop. Some one won't like McDonald's. Someone will drink a V8. Someone will see long lost relatives. Someone will get married. Someone will get pregnant. And everyone's in for a big surprise. Rewrite in progress
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 122,585 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 9/22/2007
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Stained Glass Windows by BlueBlood359 reviews
A sequal to The Seduction of Edward..... When Edward finally gives in will Bella finally get what she wants or will the road she's taken lead only to heart ache?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,597 - Reviews: 2186 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
The Seduction of Edward by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Sex Talks With Edward by vampiregrrrl110 reviews
Edward is getting married, and as a doctor and father, I have a responsibility towards him. My 103 year old virgin son. This was going to be awkward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007
Big Day by Sexy n' Showing reviews
About Edward and Bella after the wedding:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007
Losing it by Mei0x reviews
Bella and Edward are alone in Bella's room, like they normally are. But Edward is after something this time. Temptation or Commonsense? Which will Bella give in to? After all, he is there until she orders him away. Or will she keep to her vow of 'never?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 11/3/2007
The Death of Isabella Marie Swan by jankmusic reviews
I was sure today was just the beginning of that time of the month, but as my day steadily got worse, along with my symptoms, I became aware of the fact that something was seriously wrong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,083 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
THE NEW MOON SONG by Falling.Twilight reviews
To the tune of 'Mary Had A Little Lamb.' A BoredInLanguageClass Productions. Contains Eclipse spoiler :3 ! Oneshot. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
Busted by ohxmyxria reviews
Takes place shortly after New Moon. It's the week before graduation. Bella and Edward decided their relationship is ready for a new level. But what happens when they are caught in the act? And by who! And what will follow that fateful night?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Early Afternoon Conversations by Bittersweet Mika reviews
Short interlude in the "Late Night" universe. Sakura wanted a nap, instead she’s stuck helping Ino out at the flower shop. And the blond just won’t shut up. Takes place after "Late Night Stumbling" One-shot, very short. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Complete
Late Night Stumbling by Bittersweet Mika reviews
It was supposed to be an easy mission. But when has Sakura’s luck ever been that good? Once again, student and teacher battle boring conversations, embarrassing situations and would be attackers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,351 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3/2005
Late Night Misadventures by Bittersweet Mika reviews
Sakura and Kakashi return for more embarrassing situations and nocturnal misadventures in this sequel to “Late Night Awkward”. Featuring girly situations, swordplay and bandits.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/23/2004
Late Night Awkward by Bittersweet Mika reviews
Sakura can’t sleep, and Kakashi just can’t escape his students. Awkward situations and revealing conversations abound. Not to mention some realizations about themselves and each other
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/3/2004
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