Jessi - Princess of Impatience
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Author has written 11 stories for Labyrinth, and Harry Potter.

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Mr and Mrs Gold, Season 2 by ShakespeareanHoneyBadgers reviews
With the curse broken Belle and her true love Rumplestiltskin are free to continue on their mission to find his long lost son. But like everything in their lives, the path to Baelfire isn't a straight one, and they will need each other more than ever to overcome the numerous obstacles that they will encounter. But no one ever said true love was easy. Remix of "Mr. and Mrs. Gold".
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,203 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, The Queen of Hearts/Cora M., Henry Mills
The Golds by ShakespeareanHoneyBadgers reviews
Continuation of "Mr. and Mrs. Gold". A young bookseller takes in a heavily pregnant Belle, drawn in by the mystery that surrounds her. Meanwhile, Mr. Gold juggles between trying to help his wife remember and keeping Storybrooke from falling apart. Are-you-even-watching-the-same-show AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,542 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
The Last One to Know by ShakespeareanHoneyBadgers reviews
Rumplestiltskin sits with Morraine during her last moments on earth.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Moraine, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
God Save the King by Morrigana reviews
Sequel to Softly As I Leave You and set 16 years later. As the worst war the Underground has ever seen comes to an end, Jareth begins the task of picking up the pieces of his world and his life. JS Chapter 34 up
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 108,916 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Jareth, Sarah
No Greater Love by bellevivre reviews
Penelope has only one dream she longs for, and has realized she will have to fulfill it alone. What will she do when Derek wants to be the one to give that dream to her, and everything that comes with it? Angsty, but eventual HEA
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,143 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
Tea and Sympathy by Jocemum reviews
HPB Spoiler Warning! Hermione is helping remove traces of the Order from the compromised Headquarters when the traitor returns. At long last: COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,583 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Finding His Voice by Michmak reviews
After the war, Snape retreats to his dungeons and is prepared to live his life friendless and alone. Will Hermione let him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,589 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/20/2006 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Walking Into Bars by Michmak reviews
In response to the WIKTT challenge - Hermione walks into a bar. In which Jimmy Buffet may may not make an appearance and Snape gets groped. A Michmak & Zambonigirl production.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,726 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 12/14/2004
How Dumb Were You? by duj reviews
WARNING, SPOILERS FOR HBP. Was Dumbledore dumb? Harry hasty? Hermione hokey? WonWon wanton? And what did Fred and George have to do with it? More: Sluggish Slughorn, halfhearted halfblood prince, delinquent Draco, repetitive Riddle, go getter Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Albus D., Severus S.
How a Single Event Can Change Your Life by Wile reviews
Or how Lucius Malfoy screwed up his revenge and affected a turn of events even he couldn't have expected including a student teacher marriage and a secret Hermione and Severus desperately don't want to become public knowledge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,590 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Babying The Dragon by Lirie Halliwell reviews
As thunders roll by the colossal Malfoy Manor, the Mother attempts to soothe her child into sleeping while the Father tries his hardest to remain stern. And fails miserably... LN ::Challenge by Llewellyn McEllis.::
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Realizations by Jibiathon reviews
COMPLETE....Told from Jareth and Sarah's POVs. Each admits to themselves that they love the other, but will they have the courage to admit it to each other?
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Complete
Stay by Darkaus reviews
And Snape drew his wand, Dumbledore called out,pleading ...Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Severus S.
To His Knees by Kicking Poe reviews
Snape and Dumbledore's final conversation. [HBP spoilers]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Severus S., Albus D.
Pivot by Nugrey reviews
There was more to the story.....Completed
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Complete
Done my Duty by Under The Bridge reviews
HUGE HBP SPOILER! DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU'VE FINISHED! A series of loosely connected oneshot things reflecting on what it means to do what's right over what's easy, all of which take place during HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
What I Know You've Done by snarkyroxy reviews
How do you convince someone to go back when the whole world has turned against them? Show them that you still believe. Oneshot, postHBP, SSHG friendship of sorts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Sad Sort of Happy by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
HBP SPOILERS! Lupin and Tonks talk after the funeral.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Failure by GoddessofSnark reviews
The only person who had thought him worthy, and he had failed him. HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
War Wounds by nibo reviews
Severus Snape has managed to make his cauldron explode in a potions accident. Who knew that his MediWitch at St. Mungo's would be recent graduate Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,402 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
He Wears His Cloak Like Moonlight Wears the Night by Michmak reviews
My entry in the Spring Faire at Ashwinder in the sonnets category. A back and forth between Snape and Hermione, of sorts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Say Your Right Words by Scattered Logic reviews
When dealing with Jareth, you should never take anything for granted...
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/23/2005
Distorted Image by ivyclarice reviews
Sometimes, we forget how unpleasant it is to be Gilderoy Lockhart. We underestimate him…and we forget how dangerous he can be. But perhaps he’d like us to forget. Complete. A oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
A World Without Music by Morrigana reviews
This story might get me banned, but I never could sit around and ignore an injustice when I saw one. Don't worry, it's still fun, and js too.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,062 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Complete
The Long Road Downward by ivyclarice reviews
An adult Severus Snape reflects on his relationship with his mother, and on one of the most painful experiences of his young life. Written for the 'Obliviate' challenge in the 'darkones' LJ community. Complete. A oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Once More With Demons by Morrigana reviews
BTVS Crossover. Sarah's family moves to Sunnydale, and Sarah suddenly finds herself assailed by supernatural forces. Who can she turn to for help?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,152 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/14/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Complete
Softly As I Leave You by Morrigana reviews
A quick, one shot, oh so angsty song fic based on the Elvis Presley song of the same name. Done. Finished. Complete.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Complete
Inner Strength by Morrigana reviews
In the face of heartache and tragedy, Jareth and Sarah learn that even the universe bows before love. COMPLETE. FINISHED. DONE. Please rr:
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Complete
Heart With No Companion by Michmak reviews
“Well, Miss Granger, even incapacitated as you are, you are still causing me trouble.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,596 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Must Be Love by opalish reviews
HGSS. A quirk of Snape's lips, an arch of his eyebrows, a tilt of Hermione's head... They were holding their own conversation the whole meeting through, without saying a word. Harry's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
She Never Stops Talking by Michmak reviews
Hermione never stops talking, which is something Snape comes to appreciate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2004
Having Hermione by Michmak reviews
As the title implies, there are scenes in this story not suitable for anyone underage - so if you are, don't read it! Summary?...sneaky Severus, ginger root, honey, lemons....heat and ice steam....don't know what else to say.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Nature of a Phoenix by Scattered Logic reviews
Ten years after the fall of Voldemort, a child reminds Severus Snape of the nature of a phoenix. (Ficlet - Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Missing by snarkyroxy reviews
ONE-SHOT If you are reading this letter, it means I have finally found the courage of my convictions and done what I should have done long ago...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Antidote by Scattered Logic reviews
An attempt on Harry's life forces a secret into the light. (Ficlet - Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Complete
A Slight Miscalculation by Scattered Logic reviews
Occasionally, even a Potions Master can make a slight miscalculation. (Ficlet - complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Desire by GoddessofSnark reviews
So what exactly does Severus Snape see when he looks into the Mirror of Erised?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Severus S., Severus S. - Complete
Where's the Tinsel? by Alicia Jennings reviews
What happens when Hermione hires a sitter for her and Severus' daughter, and steals the tinsel from the Christmas tree? A little bit of lemony fluff for the holidays.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/21/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Enticement by Scattered Logic reviews
In exchange for returning to the Labyrinth, Sarah is offered what she desires most... She's about to learn there is a huge difference between fantasy and reality.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,190 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003
Time and Again by Scattered Logic reviews
"I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you..." (Standalone fic)
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,862 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/27/2003
A Necessary Deception by Scattered Logic reviews
Sarah believed her defeat of the Goblin King nine years ago was a dream. It was real. But it was also a lie. (Story Complete)
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,164 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Complete
One by Cormak3032 reviews
Sarah's life has been filled with Heartbreak and disappointment. A gift from a friend brings her back to a place she thought that she would never see again. To confront a man she doesn't quite know what to think of after so many years. FINISHED!!!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 131,754 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/17/2002 - Published: 5/8/2002
Survive by Cormak3032 reviews
The Goblin King is summoned by a little girl who's wish is for him to help her mother survive. J/S FINISHED!!!!!!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 116,535 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/10/2002 - Published: 2/16/2002
Vendetta by Cormak3032 reviews
Sequel to "The Debt" Despite finally getting together, Jareth and Sarah have a rough future a head of them. The fairy tale ending is still far from reality...
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,004 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/11/2002 - Published: 2/16/2002
The Debt by Cormak3032 reviews
It has been 10 years since Sarah defeated Jareth. She expects to never see him again. And not only is his sudden visit a surprise but what he claims that she owes him. FINISHED!!!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,844 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/15/2002 - Published: 1/19/2002
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Soul Vengeance reviews
One of Lucius’ greatest fears. 1997. Lucius.Narcissa, Severus, Draco, Bellatrix.Rodolphus, Voldemort, misc. Death Eaters. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Fine Once More reviews
Lucius leaves on a mission and Narcissa waits for his return. 1980. Narcissa.Lucius, Draco. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Your Eyes reviews
After many dreams, a cry of desperation brings the image, in her vanity mirror, of the man Sarah desperately loves. Will he feel the same? JS romance, WIP, Ch18 up 12.09.05
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,744 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005
Animula Privo reviews
Hermione discovers a letter in an unlikely place that completely changes all of the beliefs she once held. WIP.H, Ch3 up 7.30.05, canon compliant through HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,498 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Shadow of a Man reviews
After a shattering event, Hermione sees a shadow amongst the trees of the Forbidden Forest and has a bit of truth to share. Oneshot, canon compliant through HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
If I Could reviews
Hermione desperately decides to break a rule of epic proportions to save the man she loves from death. WIP.H, Ch1 up 7.20.05, canon compliant through OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Unexpected Comfort reviews
A life altering event causes Hermione to stand up to a man she once feared before seeking refuge in the most unlikely place. WIP.H, Ch3 up 7.20.05, canon compliant through OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Set Me Free reviews
A strange injured owl has been shadowing Sarah window, but she learns the truth of his presence and the way her world is about to change. Eventually JS romance, WIP.H, Ch2 up 7.20.05
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/19/2005
A Champion's Prize reviews
A box of items bring back memories Sarah long forgot and, with them, a special prize. JS romance, WIP, Ch4 up 7.20.05
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2005
The Power of Us reviews
A ficlet of one woman's reaction to the death of her favorite character in a story. More generally, about the fears we all face when a new story, chapter or book waits just out of reach. Written BEFORE Book 6. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Fighting for a Short Happy Ending reviews
A writer's revenge on the characters, or specifically THE character, that plagues her. JS romance with nonstory dialogue. COMPLETED
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Complete