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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, A song of Ice and Fire, Winx Club, and Sekirei.
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Song of A Northern Sorcerer by ffdrake reviews
Darth Nox crash lands onto the frozen land of the North after barely escaping an ambush from the Zakuul Empire. Alone and without resources and with no hope of rescue, Nox decides to make the best of his situation and attaches himself to nearest available option until he can rebuild his powerbase and influence. And with his arrival, the fate of Westeros will be forever changed.
Crossover - Star Wars & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 447,921 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 3,864 - Follows: 4,389 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 2/9/2020 - Sith I., Jon S.
Robb Returns by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The Red Wedding has happened and the Old Gods are getting worried about what has happened. They have no choice. Robb must return.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 159 - Words: 667,616 - Reviews: 8344 - Favs: 7,144 - Follows: 7,637 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Eddard S./Ned, Robb S., Theon G., Domeric B.
Death's Fixer by Browncoat-Valentine-335 reviews
With only weeks left to live, V enters the Afterlife for information on the man who built the chip that's killing her. Little did she know, someone else was also looking for Hellman. Harry Potter is as chaotic as they come, with magic and death following in his wake.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cyberpunk 2077 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,493 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 12/23/2020 - [Harry P., V] Judy A., Johnny Silverhand
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 194 - Words: 854,391 - Reviews: 13027 - Favs: 6,207 - Follows: 5,150 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 9/4/2005
Don't tell by blue-eye-white-wing reviews
Ron was caught by the worst possible person at the worst possible time. Can he survive whats to come? Ron harem.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 348,479 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 3/9/2018 - Kim P., Ron S., Bonnie R., Tara
Team Building Exercises by blue-eye-white-wing reviews
Kim is away... And Ron got mixed in a bad situation, or is it a blessing?
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 138,878 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 7/19/2019 - Ron S., The Middleton Cheer Squad
Harry Potter and the March of the Damned by defiasstone2 reviews
Weary of dealing with Wizarding World after the deaths of his closest friends and the Hypocrisy of those he had 'saved', Harry Potter uses a ritual to travel somewhere else. Though he hopes the travel will help fill the emptiness he feels in his soul, the yearning for something to help him feel 'complete', Harry will find that Grim Darkness awaits, and there is only War.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,758 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 7/3/2020
Of Steel and Chakra by Ian Hycrest reviews
After an unexpected attack during a routine mission, Tenten finds herself stranded in a frozen wasteland. Determined to make her way home, she travels south, finding refuge with the Starks of Winterfell. She decides to stay and await rescue there, but when her new friends are threatened by the political scheming of the South, Tenten's not just going to stand idly by...
Crossover - Naruto & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 107,274 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 1/4/2020 - [Tenten, Jon S.] Arya S., Eddard S./Ned
Harry Potter and the Whole New World: Rising from the Ashes by defiasstone2 reviews
In a world where Lord Voldemort is nowhere near the top of the Dark lord food chain, Harry is forced to lead the survivors of a world on the verge of destruction. As such a desperate plan is formed and the World of Warcraft will be shaken to its foundations by the Phoenix rising from the ashes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 148,209 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 2,899 - Updated: 8/20/2020 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B.
Harry Potter and the Breaking of the Blood Wards by ZebJeb reviews
Harry has had enough and decides to prematurely to break the Blood Wards around Privet Drive. Dumbledore's reaction doesn't go as Harry expects. Set at start at 5th year. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 265 - Published: 7/26/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Hermione Granger and The Obliviated Parents by ZebJeb reviews
Twenty years after returning her parents' memory, Hermione reflects on how well things worked out with her parents. Her parents have a differing opinion. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 131 - Published: 2/11/2019 - Hermione G., Dr. Granger, Mrs. Granger - Complete
Shattered Fairy Tale by Lady Khali reviews
After twenty years of okay, Ginny needed-no, deserved-more. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Endgame by LeQuin reviews
Ron leaving them stranded on the hunt for the horcruxes wakes Harry and Hermione up to the fact that they cannot continue on as they have. They will have to think things through and not trust to luck or a destiny that may or may not turn out in their favour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,949 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 8/19/2017 - Published: 6/24/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Fox's Illusion by Yojimbra reviews
Learning from his past mistakes, Kurama takes the intiative with Naruto and formulates a plan to be rid of his newest vessel. He will create a human form and have the boy fall in love with her, so he desires her and her freedom. Naturally, once free, he plans to eat the foolish monkey. But things don't always go as planned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,296 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 6/10/2017 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Three by Tsume Yuki reviews
In which the world experiences the aftermath of a bargain between the Pirate King and the Master of Death. Oneshot
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 753 - Published: 7/21/2017 - Harry P., Gol D. Roger, Ace - Complete
Fallen by ForgerOfLies reviews
Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,394 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 4,788 - Follows: 5,440 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Dawn S., Harry P.
Prophecy Will Have Its Due by apAidan reviews
Prophecy will always have it's way. And usually in a way you least expect. Cross an Epilogue with a prophecy. Throw in a cat in a box and the fact the Weasleys find that grandchildren are 'cheaper by the dozen'.Mix with Harry Potter's need to be helpful, and you get a situation where prophecy is fulfilled. Sort of. A very tongue in cheek look at Prophecy in the Potterverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 86 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last Chance by LeQuin reviews
Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,404 - Reviews: 2296 - Favs: 7,521 - Follows: 3,706 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Debt by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is owed many life debts. In his fifth year, someone decides to actually honour theirs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,698 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 4,018 - Follows: 1,608 - Published: 9/16/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Daughters of Fate by McWhite reviews
We all know that Harry Potter is the Master of... wait, Time? How did that happen? And whatever will Death do when she finds out about this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 766 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 3,676 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Focus by Luan Mao reviews
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 388 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
Unconventional Win by NarutosBrat reviews
They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 832 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Complete
The MILF and the Veela by whitetigerwolf reviews
When Harry doesn't step forward after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire, Dumbledore uses the Goblet to summon his wayward student. Awkwardness ensues. ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE. M for...embarrassing situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 921 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Harry P., Narcissa M., Fleur D.] Draco M. - Complete
Leftovers by Viraqua reviews
Due to certain events, Kurenai finds herself the reluctant sensei of a student that makes her genjutsu look like infomercials. Thus is the story of Team 11. Rated MA because I'm evil...and possible lemons, drug references, harems, depravity, and everything else I can think of. No, Kurenai and Naruto don't get together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,328 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 3,232 - Follows: 3,301 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U.
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3159 - Favs: 8,841 - Follows: 5,557 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Possession by GrimGrave reviews
Link and Zelda, a pair of students, are happily together. But everything will change when Link finds himself with a new next door neighbour that is the complete opposite of Zelda. AU, and some OOC involved. Rated M for language,minor violence, adult themes of strong nature and serious drama.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,418 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - [Link, Veran] - Complete
Things that make you go hummm by Dracom Blade reviews
A short short story that stops the Order from a simple snatch and grab of Harry. Polyjuice Potion makes you think about things in a whole new light. Really think about it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 100 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Married Life of Severous Snape by Larry Huss reviews
A sort of a love story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Vince's Ambition by Lucinda reviews
Vince Crabbe has an ambition. He just needs to convince someone to remove the biggest obstacle to making it happen... One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Vincent C. - Complete
Gregor the Gallant by redcandle reviews
Gregor awakens in Qyburn's dungeon suffering from Hollywood!amnesia. Crack!fic.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Cersei L., Gregor C., Qyburn - Complete
Parry Hotter by Heather Sinclair reviews
One Shot. Harry went missing after the final battle. Ginny and Hermione has found out where. No Ship, No Slash. Mild humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 8,596 - Follows: 1,144 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 5,592 - Follows: 1,456 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11563 - Favs: 22,858 - Follows: 8,075 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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A Rise from the Ashes reviews
Fear and idiocy saw him cast through the Veil by the people he saved not long before. After escaping his frozen prison with peculiar allies in tow he gets shown a bright new World of Magic inhabited by Fairies. A world whose surface blazes bright, masking the truth below with its blinding light. Co-Author IcySnowSage.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winx Club - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 119,567 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 1/1/2019 - [Harry P., Bloom, Trix, Chimera]
Frozen Ideas reviews
Just a place where potential stories go that I have no plan to expand on, but also don't want to forget. Includes all kinds of crossovers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,581 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/3 - Harry P.
Fateful Ashikabi reviews
In an ironic twist Harry Potter receives an inheritance from an unknown and distant relative, after he had to pay off the damages caused by breaking into Gringotts. To claim it he had to travel to Japan. Unknown to him Fate wasn't quite done with him yet. A new age awaits. (Harry Potter/Sekirei/Witchblade-Crossover)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,745 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 11/29/2020 - Published: 7/27/2019 - Harry P.
God-Emperor of Essos and beyond (DISCONTINUED) reviews
After losing a devastating war against the muggles Earth wasn't a place for magical people any longer. In an attempt to have a life worth living Harry and his companions travel to an unknown world. Instead of finding the long awaited peace new problems, threats and enemies await. [DISCONTINUED]
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 337,878 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 4,419 - Follows: 4,808 - Updated: 6/25/2018 - Published: 1/7/2017 - Harry P.