Kitt Otter
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Joined 06-08-05, id: 828732, Profile Updated: 12-05-17
Author has written 16 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Silmarillion.

Tolkien is my primary fandom and obsession. I like Elves with beards. I like all beards.

I write humor, sometimes mean, but always clean enough that I'd let my grandma see it. Círdan the Shipwright gets some attention.

I have a buffet of doodles on deviantART, though you may find the fare offered at the Silmarilion Club more palatable. Many thanks to Berende for allowing me to link to her awesome lamb-eyed Annatar in The Shipwright Shrugs: Lavender's Blue!

Other Tolkien fanfic archives I recommend are Storiesofarda.com, archiveofourown.org, and Faerie.

Eru bless!


“It is easy to be a madman: It is easy to be a heretic. It is always easy to let the age have its head; the difficult thing is to keep one’s own.” - G.K. Chesterson

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Puppy Perception by Origo reviews
The Shire Through The Eyes Of A Puppy... Post War Of The Ring... Follow Diamond, Pippin, Merry, Estella And All The Other Hobbits In Their Day To Day Lives... Follow Them Though Their Struggles And Elations, Births And Deaths... Expect The Unexpected..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 128 - Words: 709,630 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Tales of Older Days by Clodius Pulcher reviews
Dwarves, Elves and dragon cubs, oh my! It's 2430 T.A. and a hapless urchin is fleeing through the midnight streets of Bree... Starring Erestor, Tom B. et al, Dark Lords, Mariners, the Valar and others. MEFA 2011 Second Place in Adventure: General.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,430 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Erestor, Sauron - Complete
A Beleriand Treasury of Childish Tales by Clodia reviews
A collection of frivolous snippets. Number eight: domestic discontent in Lothlórien. MEFA 2010 Honourable Mention in Genres: Drama: Incomplete for ch.s 1-8.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,809 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009
The Journal of Alatáriel, Missionary by Clodia reviews
Being a fantastical account of the Lady Galadriel's journey to Middle-earth by an unknown author; edited and with critical comments by Erestor and Melinna of Ered Luin; preface by the Lord Celeborn of Lórinand &c. MEFA 2010 Third Place.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,388 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Galadriel, Celeborn - Complete
The Eyes Of The World by Gogol reviews
Denethor looks and is blinded.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Denethor, Sauron - Complete
To Face the Wolf by Maglor's finch reviews
In the Hogwarts dungeons, Snape finds a mysterious, badly wounded stranger. He appears to be bitten by a werewolf. What happened? Timeframe: Prisoner of Azkaban. Crossover with Tolkien's Silmarillion. Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,497 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
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Crowns of Holly reviews
Gil-galad and Círdan attend mid-summer festivities in Eregion. An unwelcome guest crashes the party. Written for B2MeM 2014.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Círdan, Gil-Galad, Sauron, Celebrimbor - Complete
Of Cabbages and Elves reviews
The Gamgees receive two unexpected and hungry visitors. Sam would prefer to play host, but his mayoralty propels him into a mystery of a missing Bywater lad, and he finds that even after 14 years, Sharkey's crimes still have echoes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,005 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Samwise G., Legolas
The Crossroads of Eriador reviews
So a shipwright, a high-king, and a seriously miffed Galdor walk into a bar…
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Gil-Galad, Círdan, Galdor - Complete
The Shipwright Shrugs reviews
Short whatnots and nonsense about Círdan, spanning from Cuiviénen to Forever. 7 - The Way the Tide Flows - Círdan tells two visitors a tale about the Second Age and the choice that determined everything after.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,607 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Círdan, Finrod F., Gil-Galad, Elu T.
LotR Scraps reviews
Where indiscriminate LotR stories are hoarded. SCRAP 3 - Mordor, First Class - Packing peanuts and postal orcs. A different take on the Fellowship's quest… Movie-verse!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Gandalf, Boromir, Legolas, Elrond
HOBBITS IN SPACE
Middle-earth shows up in surprising stellar places. Coz astronomers are Ringers too. Warning: essays. ***Part 1 – Asteroids!***
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Published: 5/15/2011
Oh No! Another Lord of the Rings Parody? reviews
'Fraid so. Frodo's a stinker and Bilbo's worse. Sauron's beard is pointy and his minions wield chainsaws. Aragorn couldn't find his nose in the dark. And the worst of it…? Gandalf owes me money. MEFA 2010 nominee; thanks Clodia!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,177 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Frodo B.
Just A Short Smoke reviews
Saruman is not the only member of the Wise with a secret.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Saruman, Gandalf - Complete
Master of Mischief reviews
Círdan gives a commentary on the Noldor princes, Lúthien has an idea, and Thingol throws pillows.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Círdan, Elu T. - Complete
The Ottyssey reviews
After a freak accident involving a tongue and a voltmeter, I find myself facedown in Arda dirt, in the body of a water-weasel. And with nothing better to do, I take on the burden of making the Fellowship's lives miserable.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,283 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
Postcards from B Baggins reviews
While on holiday, Bilbo has some time to spare.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bilbo B.
A Trinket Exchanged reviews
Two Elf-princes barter away a mithril shirt. Beware the cunning of Dwarves! Well, they think they beware'd.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
The Stars That Varda Made reviews
An essay. Varda kindled the stars and set them into patterns. Many of these stars the Professor named in Elvish, but which real-life stars was he referring to? MEFA 2009 Non-Fiction Honorable Mention.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
Trust to Fate reviews
Short AU: Forgetting every impossibility, the Three Hunters overtake the Orcs and contrive a plan to save the two captives.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
Hidden Watcher reviews
In Moria, Legolas takes his watch and something watches him. MEFA 2008 nominee.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Legolas, Gollum - Complete
Orc Talk! reviews
Young Legolas learns a new word and his older brother learns to be more prudent. *Rewritten. With thanks to Redheredh!* MEFA 2008 nominee.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Legolas - Complete