TrojanElves
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Joined 06-08-05, id: 828976
Author has written 5 stories for Troy, and Lord of the Rings.
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Mary and Joseph :tentative title: by InChrist-Billios reviews
COMPLETE: Mary slipped into bed, completely exhausted from her day of work. She fell instantly into sleep, and had a very weird dream, or so she thought. The dream, she realizes, is a startling reality that she has to face and find a way to tell Joseph.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Complete
Jesus Take The Wheel by Emilth reviews
How Carrie Underwood came up with the song . . .
Bible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
Terminator vs Jesus Christ by Angel of Music - Lone Wolf reviews
What if the Terminator had been sent back in time to save Jesus from his death and Jesus was not aware of it? This is a fic I based on a video parody on You Tube. It is not as comical as it sounds and is actually angsty. Rated T for chracter death and vio
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
The Last Temptation of Christ by SirNotAppearingInThisFilm reviews
My version of the Last Temptation of Christ... don't kill me for this. oneshot, just a bit of fun.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
Judea High School: The Judas Chronicles, Vol 1 by TrenchcoatsAreSexy reviews
AU. Judas, Jesus, and the others are students at Judea High School, located near Nazareth, PA. And you thought freshman year was hard enough!
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,191 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2006
Dealing with the Eorlingas by the great THEM reviews
A girl gets dropped into Middle Earth and ends up in Rohan. She adjusts to her new life and makes friends with Éowyn. She doesn't get along so well with Éomer though... Tad MarySueish, but different from most. First chapter stinks.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,444 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Eomer, Eowyn
What Do We Do Now? by TrenchcoatsAreSexy reviews
Random stuff at the end. Pretty selfexplanatory.
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
To Prank an Elf by Filegedhiel reviews
Glorfindel begins to realized that pranks are not everything. But does that stop him? I think not. A story of pranks in the Last Homley House.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Glorfindel, Elrond
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Two Is A Crowd by peril reviews
Cute little story about when young Merry and Pippin try to share a bed at night. NO SLASH
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Troy Story by vanillafluffy reviews
Silly little ficlet that recasts Troy on a low, low budget scale. Tongue in cheek.
Troy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/26/2005
Last Words by Eyes-of-Pearl reviews
COMPLETED. What were Hector’s last words to his brother before he faced off against Achilles? Not slash No incest. It is only the love shared between brothers who knew that this was the last time that they would see each other alive. Moviebased
Troy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
What's the Buzz by MartaL0712 reviews
A filk: Sam, Rosie, and Ted Sandyman at the Green Dragon; based on the scene at the beginning of "A Shadow of the Past". To the tune of the song by the same name in Jesus Christ Superstar.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2005
The Phantom of the Rock Opera by Alaura Fairfield reviews
The Phantom gang decides to take on 'Jesus Christ Superstar'. Chaos ensues.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2005
Cheeses Spice, Supersize by Corrupt Innocence reviews
You thought you knew Jesus Christ Superstar. You were all wrong! See the real thing! (By real I mean the version created by a couple of band members with major JCS withdrawal) You'll Laugh, I promise.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/30/2004
Who wants to live forever by Steeljren-Dag reviews
JCS Songfic Judas reflects on the past and Jesus during John 19:41
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Complete
Judea High School The Prom by TrenchcoatsAreSexy reviews
What if the JCS guys were in high school nowadays?
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Complete
Cash On The Nail by TrenchcoatsAreSexy reviews
Caiaphas' thoughts before the crucifixion.
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Complete
Aqua Blue by TrenchcoatsAreSexy reviews
Judas/Jesus one-sided angst, and Lazarus' pool. My first attempt at slash, please be nice. JCS 2000.
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Complete
Iscariot The Spy by TrenchcoatsAreSexy reviews
At the last minute, Judas changes his mind and decides to do something about it!
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Complete
Sara, Judas, Pilate & Jesus In Amsterdam by TrenchcoatsAreSexy reviews
To celebrate Easter, me, Judas, Pilate & Jesus are off to the NETHERLANDS! whoo whoo
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Complete
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When Camping Gets Scary reviews
Young Prince Legolas and two friends go on their first camping trip...to unexpected results.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Why the Fellowship Should Avoid Cruises reviews
What would happen if the Fellowship of the Ring went on a cruise? Well, let's just say it wouldn't be very pretty!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
The Ultimate Anti Mary Sue reviews
Ever get tired of reading countless Mary Sues? Here's the exact opposite. Meet Emily Jane. This is what would really happen if some girly Legolas fangirl somewhere was suddenly dropped into Middle Earth. Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Legolas
The Unsuited Sentinels reviews
When Merry and Pippin are appointed the task of the Fellowship's nightly sentinel duty, they prove yet again that the best job for them is to stay FAR away from anything imperative to the Quest's success. Read and review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
The Chain Duo reviews
Briseis has a not so great idea, and through a handful of deceptions, Achilles and Hector are chained together during the night. But how will they survive the day without killing each other? Read and review!
Troy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete