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Author has written 31 stories for Harry Potter, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Star Wars, Suite Life series, Pirates of the Caribbean, Secret Window, NCIS, Mummy, Lord of the Rings, Phantom of the Opera, Terry Brooks, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Earth's Children, Escaflowne, Enchanted Forest, and Star Trek: 2009.

Random stuff about me ...

Name: Yours Truly

Age: while I refuse to divulge my age in years, I will say that I'm old enough to know that age and wisdom do not nesiscarily go hand in hand. (that's an awesome quote from Jodi Foster in the movie Anna and the King)

Birthday: the day William the Conqueror invaded England

Height; short. and that's all I'll say on that.

Weight: dunno.

Location: somewhere in my mind, but don't ask where, because I can't tell you.

People I would most like to meet are: Johnny Depp, Mohandas Ghandi, Grace O'Malley (Granuaile),

Pet peeves:

people who hurt animals and/or other people. NO ONE has a right to do this. NO ONE.

being treated like a number. I am NOT a number!! I have a name, and it isn't 945378653094923410293 either! (or any set of random numbers that have nothing whatsoever to do with who and what I am)

RANDOM SURVEY

What book are you currently reading?

stuff I have to read for class. I don't have the time to read much else, much as I want to.

What music are you listening to?

"Arezou" by Niyaz

What was the last website you were on before fanfiction.net?

an email

Who was the last person you talked to/was on the phone with/emailed?

my little sis

What was the last thing you cooked?

a sandwitch (though in all fairness I made the bread myself)

What color are the walls of the room you're in?

white, though it's kind of hard to tell under all of the posters

Who's in the closest picture frame to you?

my kitty

Do you know who the governer of your state is?

yes. the real question is do I care.

Ketchup or mustard?

Neither. they are both disgusting.

How many different programs do you have open on your computer right now?

2 - this and my homework.

Are you serious about writing?

of course

Are you mad at anyone right now?

No.

Have you ever been water skiing?

never.

What's the weather like?

nice, but a little cool, which I like.

What do you think about school?

learning is awesome, but tests are a pain.

Are you going to get published someday?

Maybe. I never really thought about it. Though I probably won't want to ... I like writing for fun, and publishing would probably take all the fun out of writing.

Anything else?

I'm obsessive, love writing and I hate driving.

Right Handed or Left Handed:

I can use both, but I'm better with my right.

Your Heritage:

European - from all over Europe.

Your Fears:

hm ...

Your Perfect Pizza:

plain cheese is nice, though I like red onions and chicken.

Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:

u, r as well as the numbers 2 and 4

Thoughts First Waking Up:

where's my caffeine? (if I wake up when I want to) why did I wake up so late? (if I wake up later than very early)

Your Best Physical Feature:

dunno

Pepsi or Coke:

Dr. Pepper!

Chocolate or Vanilla:

that depends on my mood.

Cappuccino or Coffee:

hm ... again, it depends on my mood and if I'm up late studying.

Do you Swear:

every damn day :) lol just kidding :) I actually only swear at my car (but only in various foreign languages - it's more fun when no one knows what you're saying) which isn't often, since I hate to drive.

Do you Sing:

of course

Do you think you are Attractive:

not particularly

Are you a Health Freak:

eh ... I try to be.

1. What is your Middle Name? that's need to know. You don't
2. What country do you live in? the country of my mind 3. What country do you wish you lived in? hm ...that's a hard one ...
4. How did you find out about plaza?what?
5. Name your favorite thread:what?
6. Name five people on plaza you really like:what?
7. Name three people on plaza you'd like to get to know:what
8. What comes to mind when I say 'Peanuts!' peanut butter
9. What does the color 'black' remind you of? choir robes 10. What book are you currently reading? books for class. 11. What are you going to be doing tomorrow at 9 a.m.? sitting in a classroom
12. Do you take showers or baths? why do you want to know?
13. How old do you wish you were? the age I am now. 14. Do you think truth is a relative of lying? sure, why not?
15. What does 'you can't have your cake and eat it too' mean? that there's only one cake!
16. If I asked you for cake would you give me some? that would depend on if I actually had cake. 17. On a scale from 1 to 10, how well do you know me? eh??
18. How well do you wish you didn't know me? inserts manical laughter here what is that supposed to mean?
19. Who's your favorite? Santa Clause of the Easter Bunny? the Easter bunny.
20. Are you planning to go steal kids' candy this year after Holloween? No, why would I do that? it would just be more candy for me to eat, and I already have too much of the stuff.

1. How many hours do you spend studying? it depends on how much homework I have and if I have a test, but in general a lot.

2. How many hours do you spend on the computer? a fair amount

3. Do you see something wrong with above answers? there's too much time ...

4. Give me 10 reasons why I shouldn't strangle you in your sleep: you can't find me, that would be illegal ... I'll let you figure out the rest, but there are a lot more than 10.

5. Am I very minionish? glares at you what??

6. Are you very minionish? no!

7. Have you ever thrown confetti? yes.

8. Why is your plaza name the name it is? what is that??

9. List all your previous plaza names if any:what does that mean?

10. Do you like vegetables or fruit better? it depends on which vegitible and which fruit

11. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? introvert

12. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? sings choir warmup with the same lyrics

13. Are you a morning person or a night person?It depends on when I have my coffee.

14. How many piercings do you have? why do you want to know?

15. Which number looks prettier? 16, 99, 23, or 72? 23

16. How do you know if your big toe is happy with life? I just know.

17. Are you happy? yes.

18. List three words people have used to describe you: loud, dorky, nice.

19. List three words you would use to describe yourself: annoying, geeky, klutzy

20. What is your favorite color? seaside blue.

1. When you do these surveys, are you just trying to find an excuse not to do what you're supposed to be doing? sometimes, but sometimes there is nothing better to do. 2. How does the weather affect your attitude/mood sunny, happy; rainy, gloomy? rain makes me happy 3. Why do we put our thumb up to signify 'ok' or 'good job'? I've never though about that before ...
4. Do you expect others to read your survey answers in this thread?eh??
5. Do you even read other people's answers in this thread? eh??
6. What does 'random' mean based on the context of this this thread title? eh??
7. Are you wondering why I have so many questions about 'this thread'? eh??
8. Do you like sushi? um, I haven't eaten much sushi, so I don't know yet. Nori (the seaweed wrap for sushi) is kind of an aquired taste ...

9. Do you even know what sushi is? yes.
10. Have you ever eaten a peanut butter and chocolate chip sandwich? no ... peanut butter and chocolate don't go together. Kind of like banannas and strawberries

11. List all my previous plaza names if you can: wait, what?!
12. Where did the phrase 'the sky is falling!' originate from? again, I don't know, though chicken little comes to mind

13. What comes to mind when I say 'Look!' look at something

14. How many siblings do you have? 5

15. How many pairs of shoes do you own (be honest girls ) too many. 1 6. Do you prefer hot or cold climate? it depends on my mood
17. Would you rather drown or have your head chopped off? how about neither?
18. How many toes does a three-toed sloth have? at least three.
19. If you could be any superhero (ie; batman, spiderman, superman, etc...) who would you be and why? dunno 20. Besides Lord of the Rings, list a favorite movie of yours: Pirates of the Caribbean

1. Finish this: Fe Fi Fo Fum, I smell...
2. Are you a fan of coca cola or pepsi? neither. I like diet Dr. Pepper.
3. How do you drink your coffee if you drink coffee? what's that supposed to mean? if it's coffee it's coffee and I'm not going to complain about coffee ... unless it's decaf.
4. Have you ever stood in front of a mirror and talked to yourself to get to know yourself better? no.
5. If so, give us a little excerpt from your dialog
6. If not, make a little excerpt up: "Yello" (yeah, it's random) 7. Ever gone to a seafood restaurant? yes.
8. Ever ordered swordfish? no.
9. Based on above answer have you ever picked up said swordfish and challenged a stranger to a duel? based on the above answer, what do you think?
10. Do you consider yourself a bit...you know...weird? yes.
11. Do you consider myself to be slightly...uh...cracked? yes, and random!
12. If you found out today you only had 24 hours from the minute you found out to live, how would you use your time? I have no clue.
13. Are you an outdoorsy or indoorsy type person? both, depending on my mood,
14. List three favorite artists/bands in regards to music: Niyaz and Lunasa
15. What does the color Red bring to mind? diet Dr. Pepper
16. What is your favorite part about Holloween?
17. What is your least favorite part? going about asking for candy ... well, just asking for candy in general.
18. If you saw Frankenstein in the street and he looked lonely, what sort of conversation topic would you strike up-if at all? hello? introvert?!
19. What size of shoes do you wear? would that be in Irish sizes or American sizes? 20. Which is more realistic for you to own someday? Diamond jewelry or a red hot sports car? neither.

1. Where do tears come from? the lacrymal duct.
2. How do you vent/overcome your anger/frustration? (ie, bang your head against a cement block, throw pillows, slam doors, etc...) it depends, though sometimes I write, sometimes I throw pillows and sometimes I just ride my bike 3 What does 'silence is golden' mean? no public speaking! YAY!
4. Have you ever wished upon a falling star? no, just hot air balloons.
5. How about a starfish? no.
6. Ever wished you could live on a different planet? not particularly. I like this planet 7. How do you feel about Pluto not being a planet anymore? eh ... I'm not a big fan of astronomy 8. What's your least favorite color?
9. How did "don't throw the baby out with the bath water" become a saying?
10. You think, therefore you... am. Je pense donc je suis.
11. On a scale from one to ten, rate your intelligence: do I have to rate my intelligence?
12. On a scale from one to ten, rate chocolate chip cookies: 11 :) unless, of course teh person making them doesn't use enough flour and they turn into little chocolate chip greaseballs. 13. Are you sick? no.
14. What does the color
Yellow bring to mind? sunshine
15. Do you prefer chicken or beef? chicken. Actually I prefer tofu to either, but chicken is okay :) beef is gross though

16. Fish or pork? fish. Again, pork is gross, but fish is yummy.
17. Ever eaten a mango? actually, no.
18. Do you like junk food? Depends on the junk food. Though I really like popcorn.
19. How do you like your eggs cooked? any way, depending on what I'm going to have eggs with. 20. Have I made you sufficiently hungry?
eh ... I just ate.

1. What does abstract mean? look it up yourself
2. What's abstract? calling twisted pieces of barbed wire art.
3. What's relative? an English word
4. Who's your relative? many people
5. Dogs or cats? cats!
6. Birds or hamsters? whatever my cat would rather eat. 7. Have you ever thought about what being a cannibal would be like? not really
8. Honey or brown sugar? honey, though they are both yummy
9. Ever eaten molasses by the spoonful? um, no. I don't like molasses all that much ... at least not by itself. 10. Ever eaten a frozen banana? yes ... covered with chocolate 11. Do you like regular or chocolate milk better? it depends on the fat content of the milk. I can't drink skim milk with chocolate, and I can't drink any milk other than skim with chocolate. 12. Are you a chronic pop drinker? um ... looks at feet ... how do you defnine "chronic pop drinker"? 13. Mountain Dew or an energy drink? diet Dr. Pepper
14. Hugs or kisses? (and no lame excuses about 'depends on the person') hugs.
15. Swimming pool or Hot tub? swimming pool
16. Why did the chicken cross the road? so there could be a joke about it.
17. Why do people say 'Many hands make light work' when humans only have two hands? because people are obsessed with being part of a group.
18. Do you prefer wearing shoes or going barefoot? barefoot. Though socks are nice when it's cold.
19. What does the color Indigo bring to mind? flowers
20. What colors would be in a perfect rainbow? ROYGBIV. if it ain't broken, don't fix it!

1. Why do people think it's ok to change the color of these surveys to something different? dunno. Why does never allow us to change the font colors? 2. What does 'abhorrent' mean? it has to do with being grossed out. 3. Why does pink bring such bad connotations with it for minions? I dunno ... pink is pink, nothing more nothing less.
4. Have you ever wondered where biases come from? no.
5. List three pet peeves of yours: People who hurt others, being treated like a number, driving.
6. List three things you do that annoy other people (that they've said annoys them): being loud, being obsessive, being hyper.
7. What's in a name? nothing. That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet ...
8. How many hours of sleep do you get on average a night? I'd like to get 4, but it's usually at least 6.
9: Do you snore when you sleep? I don't know.
10. Are you a blanket hog? I don't know.
11. Have you ever wondered why the sun is yellow? nope. It just is yellow.
12. List five things that make you happy: writing, writing, writing, writing, and writing
13. Why do people tell you to 'listen to your heart' when your heart only beats? because we make up a lot of wierd ideomatic expressions 14. What does the color Orange bring to mind? I don't like orange 15. How tall are you? tall enough so my feet reach the ground
17. How tall do you wish you were? I'm happy being as short as I am.
18. How tall am I? what??
19. What color is your hair? the same color as my hair
20. What color are your eyes? the same color as my eyes.

POTC survey

My Opinion On:
Jack Sparrow: I like him
Will Turner: I like him
Elizabeth Swann: eh ...
Barbossa: he's a good villain ...
Davy Jones: I feel sorry for him
Tia Dalma/Calypso: undecided
Bootstrap Bill: hm ...
Pintel and Ragetti: they're very funny.
James Norrington: he deserved better.
Lord Beckett: grr ...
Jack the Monkey: cute, except when he's undead
Mr. Gibbs: he's okay
Anamaria: she's cool. I wish she had been in the second and third movies.
Sao Feng: he's okay

Take Your Pick: Jack or Will: Jack, I guess ... if I have to choose, that is.
Jack and Elizabeth or Will and Elizabeth: I prefer Willabeth, but Sparrabeth is okay Black Pearl or the Flying Dutchman: The Black Pearl Pirates or the EITC: Pirates! Jack or Barbossa: Jack!

POTC: COTBP
How many times have you seen it?: too many to count
Is it the best out of all three?: hm ... I can't decide

What was the funniest scene?: where Jack is floating in on the sinking boat.
The stupidest?: When they introduced Will.
The saddest?: Barbossa's death
The most action packed?: The fight between Jack and Barbossa
Out of 10, what do you rate the movie?: 10

Did this get you into pirates?: Aye!
Did it get you into Orlando Bloom?: well, this and LOTR
Did it get you into Johnny Depp?: yes.
Did it get you into Keira Knightley?: eh

POTC: DMC
How many times have you seen it?: lots of times, though less times than COTBP
Was it better or worse than COTBP?: a little worse, but only because of the ending.
What did you think of the Kraken?: evil beastie!

What was the thought that came into your head when you saw Davy Jones?: I want to know why he's all tentacley ...
What was the funniest scene?: hm .. I liked the scene where Jack falls with the jar of dirt
The saddest?: the end scene on the Pearl.
The stupidest?: none.

The most action packed?: The sword fight on Isla Cruces
What was your reaction when Jack was killed?: NO! they can't do that!!
What was your reaction when you saw Barbossa?: want, what!?
Out of 10, what do you rate the movie?: 9.99999999999999999 ( I had to take off for the ending)

POTC: AWE
How many times have you seen it?: 3 times in theaters. Now that it's out n DVD, I have watched it more times than I can count.

Did you like it or did it disappoint you?: I liked it, though there were things that could have been better.
Did you like the idea of the Chinese pirates?:
What was the funniest scene?: for some reason I liked it when Jack had the figurine of Beckett in the cannon
The saddest?: the very beginning
The stupidest?
The most action packed?: The maelstrom battle and Davy and Jack fighting
What was your reaction when Davy Jones was killed?:
What was your reaction when Beckett was killed?: Yay!!
What was your reaction when Sao Feng was killed?: It's Sad..
What was your reaction when Norrington was killed?: Sad..
What was your reaction when Will was killed?: NO!!
Are you happy Will was made Captain of the Flying Dutchman?: immortal beats being dead, yes?
Do you like the fact that Will and Elizabeth had a child?: yes.
What do you rate the movie out of 10?: 10

For/Against Pairings?
Jack and Elizabeth: okay, but it has to be believable.
Will and Elizabeth: Yes
Jack and Will: um ... no.
Elizabeth and Norrington: again, okay, but it has to be believable.
Elizabeth and Barbossa: not really a big fan of this one ...
Jack and Anamaria: Yes
Jack and Scarlet: Maybe
Jack and Giselle: Maybe.
Beckett and Elizabeth: Not really a big fan of this one either
Davy Jones and Calypso: Yes

Love Jack Sparrow?: Yes
Love Will Turner?: Yes

Have a jar of dirt?: No
Want to be a pirate?: Yes,
Believe Jack is real?: Maybe

Want a 4th movie?: Maybe, If it's as good as the first three.

Hate Jack?: No
Hate Will?: No
Hate Elizabeth?: no.

Like the villians?: depends on who is the villian.
Think Barbossa is hot?: no
Want to kill Jack the monkey?: NO

Own the movies in VHS/DVD?: the first two. And now that it's after December 4th, 2007, I have AWE as well.

Buy anything piratey you can find?: I try to

Shove POTC in everyone's faces?: shove, no. share, yes.
Know a lot of quotes?: a few.

Talk like Jack?: sometimes
Talk like Will?: sometimes
Talk like Elizabeth?: not really
Talk like Davy Jones?: not often
Talk like Tia Dalma?: not often

Confuse people with Jack's confusing ways of talking?: when I'm talking like Jack, I try
Quote Barbossa when people say they don't believe in ghosts?: Sometimes.
Like rum?:
Drink rum?:
Have you??
Shouted a POTC quote randomly in class?: Maybe
Seen POTC: AWE more than 10 times?: not yet ... well, probably.
Ever drank rum to be like Jack?:
Considered becoming a blacksmith like Will?: Maybe
Ever had a POTC marathon?: wanted to, but I don't have the time
Annoyed people with POTC?: yes
Named a pet/belonging/person/stuffed animal after a POTC character?: Yes...
Joined POTC fanclubs?: Yes
Started a POTC fanclub?: no
Written a POTC fanfic?: Yes...
Quoted one of the movies aloud to yourself?: Yes

Thought like any of the characters to get through a situation?: maybe
Scared your little brother/sister by acting like Davy Jones?: No
Drawn a picture of one of the characters?: Yes

Roleplayed POTC?: no.
Made a: Shrine to Jack: that's up to interpretation of the word "shrine"

Destroyed POTC DVD or VHS from watching it too much?: No
Turned someone off POTC by talking about it too much?: I don't think so.

Do you Have
The first movie?: Yes
The second?: Yes
The third?: not yet ... well, as of 12/4/07, yes :)

The first movie soundtrack?: Yes
The second movie soundtrack?: Yes.
The third movie soundtrack?: Yes.
The remix CDs?: they made them?

a POTC beach towel?: no, though I've seem them and thought they were cool

a POTC notebook/diary?: Yes (more like too many of them)
POTC jewelry?: no
a POTC pillowcase?: no
a POTC bedspread: no
a POTC pen?: no
POTC posters?: Yes
A large collection of pictures/avatars?: Yes
POTC lipgloss?: No
a POTC hat?: No
POTC sandals?: No
a POTC character plushie?: No
a POTC keychain?: Yes
a POTC t-shirt/sweater?: yes
POTC sunglasses?: no
POTC coloring books/sticker books/ story books/novels etc.?: Yes
a POTC iPod/mp3player/laptop/cellphone skin?: no
a POTC mouse pad?: no
a POTC desktop picture?: Yes
any POTC games?: no
POTC toys?: Yes
a Jack Sparrow costume?: No
any other character's costumes?: No
a POTC pinball machine?: No
a POTC picture/poster autographed by Johnny, Orlando, or Keira?: No
a POTC merchandise object I haven't listed?: Maybe... but probably not ... well, yes.
If so, what?: a deck of POTC playing cards

Do you think
Jack Sparrow is hot?: Yes
Ugly?: NO
Okay?: Yes

Will Turner is hot?: Yes
Ugly?: No
Okay?: Yes

Beckett looks like an ice cream?: No...
Norrington looks like an ice cream?: not particularly ...
Elizabeth should die?: no

Jack should die and stay dead?: No
Will should die and stay dead?: No
Davy Jones shouldn't have died?: No

The actors?:
Do you like Johnny Depp?: Yeah
Orlando Bloom?: Yeah
Keira Knightley?: yeah
Geoffrey Rush?: Yeah
Jack Davenport?: Yeah
Bill Nighy?: Yeah

What one do you hate the most?: Hate? Too strong of a word here!
What one do you love the most?: I have to choose?
What one you think can't act?: Eh?
What ones do you wish to meet?: Johnny Depp and/or Orlando Bloom
Have you seen any of Johnny's other movies? Yes.
Any of Orlando's? What ones?: yes
Keiras? What ones?: Yes

What actor do you like more than you did before?: considering I didn't know anything about them before ... all of them.
What one do you really worship to death?: Johnny Depp
Do you like Johnny in character better or not?
Do you like Orlando in character better or not?
Do you like Keira in character better or not?

At Survey's End
Will there be a fourth POTC movie?: yes, The Orb said so.
Did you like the survey?: Maybe.
Are you going to watch POTC after this?: Yes ... homework permitting
I'll end it this way, as Jack Sparrow says: Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!

Random Star Wars survey

01 ))
Who is your favorite character from the original trilogy?

Han Solo.

02 ))
How would you rank the original trilogy, in order from favorite to least favorite?

I can't decide ...

03 ))
What are two of your favorite action scenes from the original trilogy?

the Millinium Falcon in the asteroid field

blowing up either death star

04 ))
What do you consider the most emotional scene from the original trilogy?

When Vader tells Luke he is his father.

05 ))
Do you have any favorite toys or collectibles based off the original trilogy?

No, unless you count books.

06 ))
Which character had the most unsatisfying death in the original trilogy?

Boba Fett (though this is in the movies. Probably why I like the Bounty Hunter Wars series)

07 ))
What's your favorite ship or vehicle from the original trilogy?

Millenium Falcon or the Slave 1 ...

08 ))
Who is your favorite character from the prequel trilogy?

Obi Wan Kenobi

09 ))
How would you rank the prequel trilogy, in order from favorite to least favorite?

again, can't decide

10 ))
What are two of your favorite action scenes from the prequel trilogy?

Anakin vs. Obi Wan

the begining battle scene of Episode 3

11 ))
What do you consider the most emotional scene from the prequel trilogy?

Order 66 - in particular the part where Anakin goes to the Jedi Temple

12 ))
Do you have any favorite toys or collectibles based off the prequel trilogy?

No, unless you count books.

13 ))
Which character had the most unsatisfying death in the prequel trilogy?

Jengo Fett ... or possibly Dooku.

14 ))
What's your favorite ship or vehicle from the prequel trilogy?

Slave 1

15 ))
If you could get a personalized Star Wars themed license plate for your car, what would it say?

hm ... I dunno.

16 ))
Do you have a favorite Star Wars based video game?

No.

17 ))
Have you read any of the Star Wars books (expanded universe), and if so, what are your favorites?

Yes. I like the Bounty Hunter Wars, the Han Solo trilogy and Tatooine Ghost.

18 ))
Are you a fan of the "Clone Wars" cartoon series?

There's a cartoon series??

19 ))
What (or who) do you hope to see in upcoming Star Wars TV series?

there's going to be a TV series??

20 ))
If you were stranded on a desert island with one Star Wars character, who would you want it to be and why?

Han Solo.

My Favorites

movies -POTC, Harry Potter, LOTR, Phantom of the Opera, Chocolat, Star Wars, and historical movies.

TV show - NCIS, Star Trek, The Next Generation

anime series - Honey and Clover

actors - Johnny Depp, Hayden Christensen, Orlando Bloom, Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Shin Koyamada, Alan Rickman, Jason Issacs, Mark Harmon, Michael Weatherly

books - I love Harry Potter, the Shannara books, books by Morgan Llwelyn ( I hope I spelled that right), Le Petit Prince, Stranger in a Strange Land, Eragon (I haven't read Eldest yet, so I can't say) The Tao of Pooh, To Kill A Mockingbird, the His Dark Materials trilogy by Philip Pullman,

authors - Terry Brooks, Jean Auel, JK Rowling, Patricia C. Wrede, Morgan Llwelyn

poets - Paul Verlaine, Pierre de Ronsard, Victor Hugo, Jaques Prevert,

bands - Lunasa (a traditional Irish band, for those who have never heard of them) and Niyaz (an Iranian band)

singers - Josh Groban and Andrea Bocelli,

composer: Pergolesi

songs: Un Nuovo Giorno, To Where You Are

color: Peacock Blue (also called Seaside Blue .. if you've seen the color you know what I mean)

food - hm ... there are a lot of foods that I like ... it depends on what I'm in the mood for ...

drink - one can never go wrong with a glass of water, especially when one is really thirsty (unless it's carbonated water). My favorite soda is diet DrPepper. I also like coffee and a lot of different kinds of tea.

season: either spring or autumn.

subject - hm ... I'll have to say just about any foreign language class, history class or linguistics class ...

animal: kitties:)

insect : lady bugs :) they are just awesome :)

sport - um ... I don't really much like organized sports, but I do enjoy swimming and riding my bike.

random things I like: kitties, riding my bike, things that are hand knit (scarves, hats socks, sweaters ...) singing, puppies, cooking, swimming, reading poetry, taking a nice long walk, Irish dancing, (yeah, I know all that was probably covered before ...)

Things I dislike:

subject: math - any form of math, from basic math all the way up to trig and calculus.

food: steak, coconuts, hamburgers (well, just about any kind of beef or pork. eeewwww!), melons, and chocolate covered coffee beans.(which is wierd for someone who likes coffee ...)

color: olive. I'm not that fond of hot pink either. Though I would wear hot pink before I would wear olive.

books: Friday Night Lights ( I haven't seen the movie ... I don't want to bother), Catch 22, The Great Gatsby,

music: I don't like, or listen to rap. No offence to anyone who does. I also (again, no offence) don't like country music all that well.

song: The song I dislike the most would have to be Friends in Low Places. Sorry. It just grates on my nerves. I also find a lot of the popular rap offensive.

movie: hm ... after giving it long and careful consideration, I'd have to say that Tommy Boy is the movie I dislike the most. I guess I was just forced to watch it too often ... also, running a buisiness and cars are two things that I am not crazy about.

animal: I like all animals. With the possible exceptions of mosquitos and cockroaches. ( I guess insects count as animals) I'm not too crazy about poisionous snakes, either, but I jut leave them be, so long as they do the same.

sport: I really don't like football (American football, not soccer). No offense to anyone who does.

random stuff I don't like: tests, big cars, Fords, the stars, heights, really small spaces, Capitolists, conservatives, war, Tijuana, and country music.MLA, APA and Chicago formats, driving, cars that aren't automatic, most fast food restaurants (especially McDonalds and Burger King - ick!), driving, driving, driving and did I mention driving?

Favorite sayings

"Aithnionn ciarog ciarog eile" ( translation- one beetle recognizes another) - traditional Irish saying

" The distance between insanity and genius is measured by sucess" - Elliott Carver (a Bond villan)

" Be who you are and say what you like because those that mind don't matter and those that matter don't mind" - Dr. Seuss (This is probably as close to a motto as I can get)

"Power corrupts. Absoloute power is kind of neat" - I actually don't know who said this one ...

"Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice" - H.L. Mencken

"Minds are like parachutes: they function only when open." - I don't know who said this one either ...

"The bitterness of studying is preferable to the bitterness of ignorance" - a Philippine proverb

"Patriotism ruins history" - Goethe

"that's why humor is so great. It's so close to tears" - I don't know who said this first, I just thought it sounded cool.

"Legolas doesn't speak a lot - he prefers to let his actions speak for him. Legolas' moves are smooth and elegant, like a cat. You know how cats can jump and land steadily on their paws? That's what I'm trying to do. There's a strength in that, but it's very balletic. It's also bloody hard to do without falling over!" - Orlando Bloom

"Vig used to call me 'elf boy,' and I'd call him 'filthy human.' As an Elf, I never got a scratch on me, never got dirty. And Vig would come out with blood and sweat all over him. And he'd say to me, 'Oh, go manicure your nails.'" - Orlando Bloom

"We have these digs at each other. Viggo will go on about Elves and how they're always doing their nails and brushing their long, blonde hair, and being all prissy. And I just say: Well, at least I'm going to live forever! Got that? LIVE FOREVER!" - Orlando Bloom

"Elf Envy...they all had it." - Orlando Bloom

"Tell the truth and run." - anonymous Yugoslav proverb

'It's kinda fun to do the impossible.' - Walt Disney

"People are meant to be loved and things are made to be used. There is so much confusion in this world because people are being used and things are being loved." - don't know who said this one ...

"shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars" - yet another quote that I don't know who said ...

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit attrocities" - I saw this one on a bumper sticker, and thought it was cool. (and true)

"I went to McDonalds the other day and ordered fries. The girl at the counter said 'Would you like some fries with that?' " - Jay Leno

"Well, I was given the 'weird' badge but I think everybody's weird and that's the key to it. We should celebrate our individuality, not be embarrassed or ashamed of it. We all have idiosyncrasies, tics that are obsessive-compulsive. People do themselves a great disservice by not allowing themselves to see who they really are because they are afraid."-Johnny Depp

"Yes, the pencil in my hair actually serves a purpose" - me

"Whoever said 'the carefree life of a student' was never a student" - me

"Work hard, learn well, and make peace with the fact that you will never be as cool as Johnny Depp." - I don't know who said it, but whoever did was right!

"Now ... pour the rum and show me that horizon" - Rich English

"Sufficient unto the day is the shit therin" - my grandma

"Don't look at me in that tone of voice" - Greg

"If you judge people you have no time to love them" -Mother Teresa

"People seem more concerned with the luck of the early bird, but not the bad luck of the early worm..." -anon.

"Its better to be hated for being yourself, then to be loved for someone your not." - anon.

"The unconsidered life is not worth living" - anon.

"Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen" - Winston Churchill

"Sucess is not luck, it is a mysterious power of the sucessful" - Verdi

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know." - Mark Twain.

"A real friend never gets in your way - unless you're on your way down" - anon

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying. – Michael Jordan

"None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free." Goethe.

"Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you." Jean-Paul Sartre.

"Liberty without learning is always in peril and learning without liberty is always in vain." JFK.

"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." – Albert Einstein

When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends. - Japanese Proverb

" Civilization is the art of living in towns of such size that everyone does not know everyone else" - Julian Jaynes

Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can. Danny Kaye

"As long as one keeps searching, the answers come." - Joan Baez

"Men are more accountable for their motives than for anything else ..." - Archibald Alexander

"Whoever said sunshine brings happiness, has clearly never danced in the rain"-anon

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel ... just pray it isn't an oncoming train." - anon.

'Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not.' - anon.

"I don't believe in that phony hero stuff." Steve McQueen.

"I live for myself and I answer to nobody." Steve McQueen.

"Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?"-Anonymous

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."-Douglas Adams

"I can resist everything except temptation."-Oscar Wilde

"When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it." - Marie de Sevign

"A room without books is like a body without a soul." Cicero

"Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers." - Charles W. Eliot.

"I've never known any trouble that an hour's reading didn't assuage" - Charles de Secondat

"Smile. It confuses people."

"You call me a Witch like it's a bad thing."

"My imaginary friend thinks you've got problems ..."

"The statement below is true. The statement above is false."

Procrastinators Unite!! (tomorrow)

"Writing is a form of personal freedom. It frees us from the mass identity we see in the making all around us. In the end, writers will write not to be outlaw heroes of some underculture but mainly to save themselves, to survive as individuals." - Don Delillo

"The writer is always tricking the reader into listening to their dream." -- Joan Didion

"The pages are still blank, but there is a miraculous feeling of the words being there, written in invisible ink and clamoring to become visible." -- Vladimir Nabokov

"Instant gratification takes too long" - Carrie Fisher

"Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one." - Jane Howard.

"You can only be young once, but you can always be immature" - Dave Barry

"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it." - Franklin P. Jones

"History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"Reading is one of the great pleasures that solitude can afford you" - Harold Bloom

"The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it." - Patrick Young

movie/TV lines I like

- PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN -

"... and then they made me thier chief" - Jack Sparrow

"You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of" - Norrington

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!" - Jack Sparrow

"But why is the rum gone?!" - Jack Sparrow

"One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scandals, two that signal is over 1000 ft high. The entire royal navy is out searching for me, do you really think there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?!" - Elizabeth

"Apparently there's a leak" - Jack Sparrow

"Don't do anything stupid" - Jack Sparrow

"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you're ready to die for her, just like yuo promised. So we're all men of our word, really... except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." - Jack Sparrow

"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want ot watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly ... stupid" - Jack Sparrow

"And now ... bring me that horizon ... and really bad eggs ... drink up me hearties yo ho." - Jack Sparrow

"Complications arose, ensued, were overcome." - Jack Sparrow

'Much more better: it is a drawing of a key' - Jack Sparrow

"Wrong, what would be the purpose of finding the chest if we don't have the key? Even if we were to find said chest, which we don't have, it would be pointless to have unless we have the key, therefore giving us the ever so needed ability to unlock said chest." -Jack Sparrow

"Why is the rum always gone? ... oh, that's why." - Jack Sparrow

"I'm not gonig to eat you" - Will Turner

"Oy, Maboogie sninkle sninkle. Tout suite. Come on! I want more wood! More wood, big fire! I am chief, want big fire!" - Jack Sparrow

"Lam say-say eunuch-y, snip-snip." - Jack Sparrow

"Not good!" - Jack Sparrow

"Alas, my children, this is the day you shall always remember as the day you almost ... ... Captain Jack Sparrow" - Jack Sparrow

"Look, an undead monkey!" - Jack Sparrow

"You smell funny." - Jack Sparrow

"I want my jar of dirt" - Jack Sparrow

"Guard the boat, mind the tide, don't touch my dirt." - Jack Sparrow

"Oh, fine, let's just pull out our swords and start banging away at each other! that should solve evreything!" - Elizabeth Swann

"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" - Jack Sparrow

"Where is it? Where's the thump-thump?" - Jack Sparrow

"So tell me ... what's become of my ship?" - Barbossa

"My peanut" - Jack Sparrow.

"Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness" - Jack Sparrow

"Why would he do that? Because he's a lummox, isn't he? Well we shall have a magnificent garden party and you're not invited!"~Jack Sparrow

"Great. Now we're being followed by rocks." - Jack Sparrow

"Up is down? That's just maddeningly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?" - Jack Sparrow

"Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?" - Jack Sparrow

""Do you think he plans it all out or just makes in up as he goes along?" - Lt. Groves

"And that was without even a single drop of rum" - Jack Sparrow

"I wasn't finished with that" - Will Turner

"Permit me to lend a machete to your intellectual thicket." Captain Jack Sparrow.

"Look alive, men! It's not for naught it's called Shipwreck Island where lie Shipwreck Cove in the town of Shipwreck."~Mr. Gibbs,

"Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio..."- 'Captain' Jack Sparrow.

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain ..." - Jack Sparrow

"Dearly Beloved, we be gathered here today...to nail yer gizzard to the mast, yer poxy cur!"- Hector Barbossa.

"This is not my vessel. My vessel is magnificent, and fierce and huge-ish and... GONE. Why is it gone?" - Jack Sparrow

" Ladies, will you please shut it! Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced 'egregious'. By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?" - Jack Sparrow

"It's always belonged to you. Will you keep it safe?" - Will Turner

- STAR WARS -

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" - Qui Gon Jinn

"There's always a bigger fish" - Qui Gon Jinn

"Shut me down. Machines making machines. How perverse." - C3PO

"What's all this noise? A battle? There must be some terrible mistake! I'm programmed for etiquette, not destruction!" - C3PO

"Another happy landing" - Obi Wan

"Ninth time. That buisness on Cato Nemoidia doesn't count." - Obi Wan

"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause" - Padme

"Look, good against remotes is one thing. Good against the living ... that's something else" - Han Solo

"Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan

"Boring conversation anyway." - Han Solo

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?" - Yoda

"Wars not make one great" - Yoda

"Yeah, I'm responsible. It's the price you pay for being sucessful." - Lando

"Don't blame me! I'm an interpreter! I'm not supposed to know a power socket from a computer terminal!" - C3PO

"Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Where?" - Han Solo

"Exciting is hardly the word I would use." - C3PO

- SPACEBALLS -

"I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!" - Barf

"Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!" - Skroob

THE MUMMY

(To Ardeth) "You, lighten up." (to Alex) "You, big trouble." (to Jonathan) "You, get in the car." - Rick

"I was forced to find an alternative means of transportation." - Jonathan

"Lady, I don't behave for my parents." - Alex

"It's a dirigible!" - Izzy

"This was my first bus ride" - Ardeth

"No harm ever came from reading a book" - Evelyn

"This is my house and I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment." - Rick

"Great driving uncle Jon" - Alex

"I... am a librarian." -Evelyn

"There is a fine line between coincidence and fate." - Ardeth

"I need a new job" - Beni

"Ha! Airplanes are a thing of the past!" - Izzy.

"I loved the whole sand wall trick, it was beautiful ... bastard." - Beni

"Mum, dad, I can explain everything" - Alex

- MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL -

"And now on to scene 24. A smashing scene with some lovely acting..." - Narrator

"You don't frighten us with your silly knees-bent running around advancing behavior! " - French soldier

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" - soldier

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony." - Dennis

"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs." - French soldier

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." - French soldier

"Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"..." - God

"It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!" - God

- HARRY POTTER -

"These aren't ... real frogs, are they?" - Harry

"It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live." - Dumbledore

"Honestly, don't you two read?" - Hermione

"What happened in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret. So, naturally, the whole school knows." - Dumbledore

"Now, Harry you must know all about Muggles, tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?" - Mr. Weasley

"Why spiders? Why couldn't it have been 'follow the butterflies?'" - Ron

"Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?" - Hermione

"Bloody hell!" - Ron

"I love magic." - Harry

"I never liked these curtains.I set them on fire in my fourth year. Accidentally, of course" - Dumbledore

- LORD OF THE RINGS -

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less that half of you half as well as you deserve" - Bilbo Baggins

"Side? I am on nobody's side, because nobody is on my side" - Treebeard

"Nice hobbit." - Smeagol

- ERAGON -

"That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool."~Jeremy Irons as Brom in Eragon

STAR TREK, THE NEXT GENERATION

"Data, how can you be programed with a virtual encycolpedia of human knowledge without knowing a simple word like 'snoop'?" - Captain Jean Luc Picard

"If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we really are." - Captain Jean Luc Picard

"I remember every fact I have been exposed to." - Lt. Commander Data

- CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY -

"Good morning starshine ... the earth says hello!" - Willy Wonka

"Evreything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and that is in fact frowned upon in most societies" - Willy Wonka

"I've got to be more careful where I park this thing" - Willy Wonka

- THE PRINCESS BRIDE -

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says diffrently is selling something." - Westley

"No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley." Westley

"True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops. Everybody knows that." -- Miracle Max

" Have fun storming the castle!" - Miracle Max

"INCONCEIVABLE. " - Vizzini

- CHOCOLAT -

"Subtle ... Zesty? Disgusting" - Roux

"Who says I can't use a skillet?" - Josephene M.

"we can't go 'round measuring our goodness by what we don't do, by what we deny ourselves, what we resist and who we exclude... we've go to measure goodness by what we embrace, what we create, and who we include. " - Pere Henri

- MEN IN BLACK -

"We get unlimited access to all the technology in the galaxy and we have to cruise around in a Ford P.O.S.?!" - J.

" I've just been down the gullet of an interstellar cockroach. That's one of a hundred memories I don't want." -K

- SECRET WINDOW

"That you, John Wayne?" - Mort Rainey

"shit shit shit stupid stupid stupid" - Mort Rainey

"I have the magazine! I have the magazine you lunatic! I HAVE THE GODDAM MAGAZINE!" - Mort Rainey

"I don't respond well to intimidation. It makes me feel icky." - Mort Rainey.

"The only thing that matters is the ending. It's the most important part of the story" - Mort Rainy

"I'd be lying if I said I wasn't on the verge of doing snoopy dances." - Mort Rainey

- GREY'S ANATOMY -

"I've heard that it's possible to grow up - I've just never met anyone who's actually done it" - Meredith Grey

- KINGDOM OF HEAVEN -

A King may move a man, a father may claim a son. But remember that even when those who move you be kings or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God you cannot say "But I was told by others to do thus" or that "Virtue was not convinient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that. - King Baldwin IV, Kingdom of Heaven

- MY COUSIN VINNY -

Is it possible that the 2 defendants. Walk into the Sac-O-Suds, take several items off of the shelf, have the clerk take the money, make change, then leave. Then 2 diff... no, no, don't shake your head, listen to the whole thing, so you can understand it" - Vinny

"That's right. Don't be afraid to shout 'em out when you know 'em." - Vinny.

"no self-respecting southerner uses instant grits. I take pride in my grits." - Mr. Tipton

"Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A f'n' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a f what kind of pants the son-of-a-b who shot you was wearing?" - Mona Lisa Vito

"No, there's more! You see? When the left tire mark goes up on the curb and the right tire mark stays flat and even? Well, the '64 Skylark had a solid rear axle, so when the left tire would go up on the curb, the right tire would tilt out and ride along its edge. But that didn't happen here. The tire mark stayed flat and even. This car had an independent rear suspension. Now, in the '60's, there were only two other cars made in America that had positraction, and independent rear suspension, and enough power to make these marks. One was the Corvette, which could never be confused with the Buick Skylark. The other had the same body length, height, width, weight, wheel base, and wheel track as the '64 Skylark, and that was the 1963 Pontiac Tempest." - Mona Lisa Vito

- NCIS -

"Someone needs a happy meal" - Abby Sciuto

"For 'Nobody levaing the building', there are a lot of people leaving the building."~Abby Sciuto

"Hey McGee how's you SIG hangin?" - Abby

"What are you, my priest?" - Abby

"Wow. Gibbs said 'please'" - Abby

"You may be smart but my geek carries a gun!" - Abby Sciuto

You can't rush science, Gibbs! You can yell at it and scream at it, but you can't rush it" - Abby

"I hug and kiss technology" - Abby Sciuto

"Good God, Gibbs, I barley met the deceased!" - Ducky

"It's inconsistancies like these that start conspiracy theories" - Ducky

"Remember that urge you were talking about? I went with 'mom'" - McGee

"The defense Lawyer told me to shove it. The message was actually delivered by his assistant."~Tony DiNozzo

'Or die trying'?! Did ya have to put that in his head?!"~Tony DiNozzo

"Yeah. I have so many weekends free." - Tony DiNozzo

"I tried your cell. Tried your hardline too." - Tony DiNozzo

"Ducky, why would Gibbs rip out his hardline and put his cell phone in a jar of paint thinner" - Tony

"Don't you lock your door" - Tony DiNozzo

"arms dealers get very touch about their code names. Frog has a kind of slimy overtone to it, you should keep that in mind for next time, you could use it yourself." - Tony DiNizzo

"What? No balloons?" - Tony DiNozzo

"Why do I feel like a high school principal?" - Gibbs

"Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on here?! First Abby's lab nerd frames DiNozzo for murder and then McGee kills a cop! Did somebody break a mirror?!"~Gibbs

"You should wash your hands with soap for saying that." - Gibbs

"Go on. Unhydrate" - Gibbs

"Busted" - Gibbs

"The secret of a good bluff is not to bluff" - Gibbs.

"Subtle approach. You serve the warrent, I'll shove my SIG in her face."~Gibbs

"If you put me on hold again I will jump through this phone and strangle you!"~Ziva David

"Can Gibbs arrest god?" ~Ziva David

"Tony, your dying words will be 'I've seen this film'."~Ziva David

"Remove your hand or I will rip off your arm and beat you to death with it!"~Ziva David

"When you insult his relegion, you insult mine and your own. Now apologize." ~ Ziva David

“If Ever There’s A Time For Black Lipstick, It’s Now” - Kate

"Do people react that way because we're NCIS or do you just have that effect on them? - Kate

"When you're on the job 24/7 how else do you get to know someone?" - Kate

"I got my SIG and badge but HQ didn't issue my photo ID" - Kate

"Your mind DiNozzo runs the gammit from X to triple X" - Kate

"What is this Victorian England with the men with thier cigars and brandy while the ladies sip tea in another room?" - Kate

"Why not?" - Ari Haswari

Book quotes I like

"I like him" said Saphira quietly

"Of course you do; evreyone enjoys flattery" - Eragon

"After all, how can a mere dragon expect to tell a man like yourself what to do? In fact, everyone should stand in awe of your brilliance of finding the only dead end."
- Saphira

"Lets drop rocks on them!" -Saphira

~"Why are you here?" The Shade looked at him with contempt in his red eyes and smiled. "To gloat, of course. What use is a victory if one cannot enjoy it?" - Eragon and Durza (Eragon)

~"There's a reason why we're born with brains in our heads, not rocks." - Brom (Eragon)

"You are an enigma, Eragon, a quandary that no one knows how to solve." - Ajihad (pg. 407)

It’s overwhelming. I feel as if I am living in an illusion, a dream where all things are possible. Amazing things do happen, I know, but always to someone else, always in some far-off place and time. - Eragon to Saphira (pg. 430)

"You don’t know what it is to reach my age, look back, and realize that you don’t remember much of it: then to look forward and know that many years still lie ahead of you…" - Brom (pg. 275)

Knowing is independent of being. I did not know you existed before you bumbled in here and ruined my nap. Yet that doesn't mean you weren't real before you woke me. - Solembum (pg. 200)

Saphira:"If anything happens, I'm going to pin you to my back and never let you off."

Eragon: "I love you too." - Eragon and Saphira (pg 174)

That's the problem! I've been choosing male names. You are a she! - Eragon (pg. 58)

"Anyway, I'm not going to stay behind while some stripling gets to run around with a dragon" - Brom (pg. 97)

Wind howled through the night, carrying a scent that would change the world.-Opening sentence of Eragon (pg. 1)

It's really amazing the things servants find out. Did you know that one of the earls has three mistresses and they all live in the same wing of the palace?- Brom

You...you have a right to know that I am the son of Morzan, first and last of the Forsworn.-Murtagh

Sandurz pinched himself real hard. He was feeling soft and flabby. It wasn't the way he wanted to feel.He wondered how others could be ruthless all day long and not get tired. He wondered what exactly what ruthless ment. He'd have to look it up someday. But not today. He remembered he'd left the dictionary on the other end of the spaceship. Spaceballs: the book

"I don't know about this beaming down stuff." he told her "Is it safe?"

"It's as easy as breathing, sir" Zircon told him

"Uh - oh" Skroob thought. "Oh, well. Okay. I'll try it." - Spaceballs: the book

Langdon looked down at the car's controls and hesitated. "Shit." He groped for the stick shift and the clutch. Sophie? Maybe you -"

"Go!" she yelled. Outside, several hookers were walking over to see what was going on. One woman was placing a call on her cell phone. Langdon depressed the clutch and jostled the stick into what he hoped was first gear. He touched teh accelerator, testing the gas.

Langdon popped the clutch. The tires howled as the taxi lept forward, fishtailing wildly and sending the gathering crowd diving for cover. The woman on her cell phone lept into the woods, only narrowly avoiding being run down.

"Doucement!" Sophie said as the car lurched down the road "What are you doing?"

"I tried to warn you," he shouted over the sound of gnashing gears "I drive an automatic!" - The DaVinci Code

'"Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."' - Fred and George

"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!" -Harry, Ron, and Hermione, HP and SS

"I enjoyed the meetings, too. It was like having friends."' - Luna Lovegood

"And now, Harry, let us step out into the night and
pursue that flightly temptress, adventure." -Albus
Dumbledore

'Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?' ~ Albus Dumbledore (Deathly Hallows)

Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about you staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first.Oliver Wood

"It is only with the heart that one sees rightly. What is essential is invisible to the eye." - the Fox

""If you please, draw me a sheep" - the Little Prince

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you think that Captain Jack Sparrow should have ended up with Anamaria, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you wanted Will to not be stabbed during Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End, copy this to your profile. And add your name to the list. The Phanatics, ghilliekitten

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(O.o ) This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

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This is Bunny. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

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this is a cute bunny look at it, yes look at it LOOK AT THE DAMN BUNNY ALREADY!! ,now copy it to your site and help it take over the world!!

This is Bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

( ) ( ) Yes, this is the bunny. And he will take over the universe, one fanfiction profile at a time. (") (") BEWARE HIS POWER!!

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(") (") This is a bunny. Copy and paste him to your profile to help him achieve world domination and a carrot.

This is a bunny rabbit. Copy and paste this into your profile so it'll spread and achieve ultimate darkness in fanfiction

Spread the Bunny, OR be eaten by gaint man-eating goldfish!

Copy him and put him on your profile to help him complete world domination.

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This is Plot Bunny. Copy and paste him into your profile to help him gain world domination - I mean, to help him spread new story ideas Internetwide

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If your view on Harry Potter is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy-and-pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have a wide range of interests, put this on your profile.

If you believe in second chances, post this in your profile and add your name: Californiagirl1426, Lindsay Lupin, Noel Weasley, Thecrazyfanficcer, ghilliekitten

If you think you know too much/not enough, copy and paste this into your profile. (I need more knowledge )

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you totally messed up a story, or made it boring on the first chapter, in fanfiction, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think the Simpsons are annoying copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever fell down a hill, copy this into your profile.

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree.

If you are too busy with school to update, and tired of putting notes about it in your stories, copy & paste this in your profile.(well, I usually am)

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile.

Copy this into your pofile if you like to reverse things.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you find it odd that Mark is Jewish, yet his mom still called to wish him a merry Christmas, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone thinks you're crazy/is scared of you from it, paste this on your profile

If you have ever gone onstage and screamed "MOO WITH ME!" into the mike, copy this into your profile.

If you have so many of these that you end up posting three of the same one, check to see if this is here already and then paste it into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever suppressed the urge to shout, "Anarchy! Revolution, justice screaming for solution..." at some random time in your life copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever suppressed the urge to shout "Your mum!" at some random time in your life, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you will happily spend one love one livetime with the Phantom now that Christine's chosen the First Fop of France, copy this into your profile on your way to Erik's lair.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfic, copy this into your profile.

A Famous Fanfic Authoress once said: Nintey-eight percent of the people think that Christine should have stayed with the Phantom... and the other two percent who are for Raoul are just plain stupid.

Musicians are lucky because they only need to know seven letters of the alphabet. If you had no idea the
ABCs went past G (or even started ABC), copy this into your profile.

If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile

If you can spend hours making new copy-pastes, copy this into your profile.

The people in the world are black and white. If you would be the only green person in the world, copy this into your profile.

If you despise chatspeak, c0py th15 1n70 ur profile

If you think Orlando Bloom is HOTT copy this to your profile

If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

If you have ever played with fire, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you think there are some things you should just let go of copy and... Oh, you know the drill.

If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer than it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer than it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you are trying to make longer and yes, I am completely aware that I'm putting all this to make this copy-and-paste a heck of a lot longer than it has to be; I'm just smart like that.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

if you have ever made up a copy - and - paste thingy then copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you're trying to be an author/ess.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Random hyper teenagers of the world, UNITE!! If you are hyper, random, or just feel like copying and pasting something onto your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs!

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, FlameRisingSucks101, Swanfeather, Feathertail1021, Spottedfire, Jack's True Love,ghilliekitten

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you love POTC, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you had a countdown for AWE and now have one for when it comes out on DVD copy and paste this into your profile.

if you started a countdown for AWE the minute you got home from seeing DMC for the first time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are planning on being a pirate for halloween (or were) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are really good at cut and pasting...copy and paste this onto your profile and send me a message saying you're good!!

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or mat not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects post this in your profile

If you have over 300 novels in your room and think its odd people gauck at them, copy this to your profile.

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

math is overrated. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are someone who doesn't like and/or has issues with math but is just as intelligent as someone who likes math.

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been flamed, copy this into your profile.

If you call yourself as a crazy fanficcer, copy this into your profile

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'if you think's copy this to your profile already!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

If you believe in protecting animals and are against animal testings on stupid things like shampoo, copy and paste this into your profile while starting a petition at your school and/or neighborhood and/or state!

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw (Its fun), Liontide (whoa yeah),Arrowwing (you got it!), ghilliekitten

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are bossy, and are proud of it because it makes you even more like Commodore/ Admiral Norrington, Copy and Paste this to your profile!

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If, for some odd reason, you noticed that it was a miracle that something from the ship didn’t conk Lord Beckett in the noggin when he was about to die, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe Elizabeth Swann has a Kiss of Death, copy and past this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

-If people mistake you for being something other than human copy this into your profile.

-If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

if you sometimes find that you have more than one of the same "copy and paste" line in your profile, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a long bio/profile, and wish to hereby enhance the length of said autobiographical document, copy and paste this to said world wide web page to make said autobiographical document increase in length, number of words, interestingness, and other things which would be known as fun, copy and paste this piece of information to your said autobiographical document.

If you enjoy speaking in wordy sentences like the one above, copy and paste this to your profile.

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This is Duckie. Copy Duckie into your profile to help him on his way to stealing world domination from Bunny. After Duckie has taken over the world,Piggie will take it over from him. Then Froggie will take it over from him.

If you have too many fics online at once, copy this into your profile.

if you like poptarts copy and paste this into your profile

Marching bands are NOT gay/retarded. If you can get that through your thick skulls put this in your profile and add your name to this list: Shewhodanceswithdragons, Frostpaw, Silverstar's Shadow, Faith360, Thecrazyfanficcer, ghilliekitten

ATTENTION: CHILD ABUSE IS VERY, VERY REAL. IF YOU ARE 100 AGAINST CHILD ABUSE AND WANT TO HELP STOP IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!

Stop the C2 bashing! There are lots of C2 managers out there that are labeling people's stories as "Mary Sues" and " review begging authors". If you get tired of people reading your story, posting it in a mean C2, and not having the decency to review to tell you about it, or even to PM BEFORE they label your story, Add your name and copy and paste this to your profile! Argetlamgirl. ghilliekitten

If you think Murtagh is gods gift to women then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever ran right into a glass door copy and paste this to your profile

If you like to steal other people's cool and funny phrases copy this into your file!!

if you ever made up your own language just for fun or for a novel, the copy and paste to your profile (not yet ... I'm working on it ...)

If you know you have to much time on your hands because you are writing a 200+ page novel and all your friends think you're insane for writing it, copy and paste this into your profile (again, in the works)

If, when you have children, you will teach them that "A" is for "Atra esterni ono thelduen" copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe that Murtagh was wrongly locked up because of what is father did, then copy this into your profile.

-If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a huge Phantom of the Opera phangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list; Akira'kitana, ghilliekitten

If you ever forget how to spell your name, put this on your profile

-The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared, now more than ever, of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you hate wild goose chases, copy this into your profile

If you have a unique profile, copy this into it.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. (And Vader.)

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile. (That's the way, uh huh uh huh, I like it...)

If you want to become famous with your fanfiction account, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Thecrazyfanficcer, ghilliekitten

If you think that practically no one's (read: no one's) normal anymore, copy this into your profile. (Weird is the new normal, if ya catch my drift.)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've met your near twin (in resemblance and personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are Williz,RHr,or HG copy and paste

If you're a rabid Orlando Bloom fangirl, copy this into your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you want this dang war to end, copy and paste it into you're profile

If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.

If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true and you don't watch her religously then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Softkit, LostBluePhantom, Jedi X-Man Serena Kenobi, ghilliekitten

If you think poking the Phillsbury Dough Boy in the stomach is creepy, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten high on sugar, copy and paste on your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If you love Nancy Drew, put this in your profile.

If you think Nancy Drew and Ned Nickerson should be together forever, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think this is pointless, put this in your profile.

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, put this in your profile.

It you have ever spent too much money at Border's, put this in your profile.

if you think secondhand bookstores are just as awesome as regular bookstores, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like cheese, put this in your profile.

if you think American cheese isn't really cheese at all, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are getting tired of this extremely long profile, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you see no point in profiles copy this into your profile

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs, copy/paste this into your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever seen a shadow, thought it was a spider, and ran screaming for the indoors, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever eaten something that grossed your whole lunch table out, copy and paste this into your profile

I wonder who the the first person was who saw a cow and said,"I think I'll pull these dangly things and drink what comes out."~Someone's profile

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what your up to. (it fun to do)

If you believe in telekinisis, raise my hand

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this in your profile

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you think it's odd that Eragon got his dragons gender mixed up when he first started talking to her.

If you cried when you found out that Johnny Depp is getting married, put this in your profile

If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book,movie,musical,anime or game character copy and post this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that Hollister is a paradigm of the mass over-corporation of our world and the pathetic teenaged need for labels, copy this into your profile.

If you understood that, copy this into your profile

if you think the same thing about Ambercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, Claire's (and any of it's offshoots) or the Bannana Republic, then copy and paste this into your profile. (and if there's something missing, copy and paste this and then add it.)

if you think blue jeans are a perfectly normal thing to wear, and don't understand those who don't like to wear them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read or started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever gone so insane that your friends were scared of you the next day, post this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol and have sex... put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, post this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If short people will one day rule the world (!) copy and past this onto your profile.

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers will go with whats popular all the time. If you're part of the 8 percent that dares to be different, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If annoying people get on your nerves then copy this onto your profile!

If you hate preps then copy this onto your profile!

"I make a shot and wonder why I wasn't in basketball. Then I try the shot again and remember." If this is you, copy and paste this into your profile page.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people then copy this into ya profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been asked this Question and got it wrong copy and paste this on your profile. Now what is RED?

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, krandtm'sgrl, Adalene Dubois,BlackRoseVine, Elfy14, Princess Sianna, ghilliekitten

Put your hand up if you like waffles! Or simply copy & paste this into your profile.

If you love all things great and small and waffle-like, be smart. Copy & Paste.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have no idea why someone started these copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a perfectionist, who still manages to post chapters with over a thousand mistakes in them, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever looked for someone or something a million times, and are still trying to find them/it, copy this into your profile, and then keep on looking.

If you think 'air guitar' means a guitar with wings like me, copy and paste.

If you DO NOT think Will Turner is a eunuch then copy and paste this onto your profile. BUT IF YOU DO, think about the possible reasons Jack Sparrow would know that.

If you think that Norrington's bossy, but you still love him, copy and paste this to your profile. Remember, you can't spell Norrington, without, NO.

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have seen POTC:AWE and can't stop thinkin about it for 1 second and it's killing you that you have to wait to get it on DVD, put this on your profile

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted one of these copy and paste this on to your profiles, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can’t dance copy this into your profile

If your fashion sense is “is it comfortable?” copy this into your profile

If you don’t have much luck with technology copy this into your profile

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Emy Em Em, Kiska King, ButWhyIsAllTheRumAlwaysGone?, goody goody gumdrop 06,poniescheerleader1993 (when i'm extremely bored), ghilliekitten

99 percent of American teenagers have tried smoking pot... or not. A recent study found that the actual number is only 42 percent. Spread the truth; copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Lord Cutler Beckett, or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italix AND underline

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

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Crossing the Bar by Honorat reviews
Norrington has a decision to make. In the process memories of the past are dredged up. Every once in awhile, I have to write some raving sailing. Norrington has finally got the Black Pearl trapped. Jack is bound to do something crazy, but will it be the last thing he does?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 156,550 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N.
And Love Thee After by Brunette reviews
Ardeth has found love in his bride, Delphine. Evelyn is trapped in a marriage to Beni, but will her blossoming romance with Rick O'Connell be the key that saves Ardeth from Beni's revenge, or the catalyst for a vicious spiral? An Othello adaptation.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,837 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Ardeth B., Beni G., Evelyn C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Arranged by power-of -the-lightning-bolt reviews
Upon every witch's nineteenth birthday a letter is sent to her family requesting them to make a proposal of marriage to an eligible wizard bachelor, when Lily turns nineteen her sister picks James, will Lily ever find love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,939 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Power of the Ocean by Aveza reviews
[SQL to Astrid][Jack's daughter fic] One Girl. One Dream. One Ship. One Course. One Love... And Distant Opportune Moments... All to Find... One Man. One Pirate. One Treasure. One's Self... and the father who never was.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 221,787 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/9/2005
Now or Never by nowthatspink reviews
Full summary inside. JamesLily fic, their last year,and after they graduate. Hope you like it! Epilogue up...sorry and thanks for everything!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 117,113 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 4279 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Elevator by Medoc0 reviews
This is the randomest thing I have ever written. An IM conversation with the team concerning certain...activities between their boss and the Director. AU, Jibbsish.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Sparrington by SmittyChittyBangBang reviews
Ironically, this fic contains no slash, but does contain Captain Jack Sparrow and James Norrington exploring the wonderous world that is the POTC fandom. Heaven help them.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006
Trying On For Size by MRMFCB reviews
Tony has recovered and returns to work. The team gets case with a suspect from Kate's past. Story 3 in the Katharine DiNozzo series. Chapter 5 up!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Kate T., Tony D.
I Was Born to Die by CoalTrain reviews
Light AWE Spoilers: Who was that cabin boy? What could he possibly have to do with pirates? And what is his connection to the one and only Captain Jack Sparrow?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
The Ring by Zippy-Wings reviews
James has just asked Lily a very important question. What will the answer be? Sequel to The Locket, can stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Locket by Zippy-Wings reviews
Lily does things the way they are supposed to be done at Hogwarts. Even if it means attending events with the Head Boy...so just what are her feelings towards him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,310 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
You've Got Mail by CrazyStarfinder reviews
Tony receives a series of IM’s but who is it? Just a little bit of fun but quite amusing.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Tony D. - Complete
Places The Heart Has Not Yet Discovered by MRMFCB reviews
Sequel to A Little Secret. Something happens to Tony while on a case. Who takes care of Kit? Kate does! TATE Story 2 in the Katharine DiNozzo Series Chapter 6 UP! The End!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,068 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
A Little Secret by MRMFCB reviews
Kate and Tony have been going out for a while. But Tony has a secret that could tear things apart. Chapter 8 now up: The End Story 1 in The Katharine DiNozzo Series
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
Be My Bad Boy by nodoubtrox reviews
Zack’s 16 and Maddie agrees to go out with him on one condition: he must keep it a secret for 7 days, and he can’t then they’re over. Can he do it? Zaddie!
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,945 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 5/16/2006
Just Between Us Dying Gods by Honorat reviews
Spoilers for DMC. Jack Sparrow contemplates life—and possibly death—among the Pelagostos.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
Lucky Lil by Zippy-Wings reviews
Lily's life isn't always perfect. It isn't a fairy tale. She was lucky to get into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, but will she ever be lucky after that? Chapter 16 up! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,770 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Cat O'Nine Tails by Honorat reviews
The Cat is out of the bag again, and here is another chapter. Jack's cat is giving gifts. Jack is not amused. Mild Jack and Anamaria. This is fluff fluff fluff.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Complete
Black Magic by Honorat reviews
JackAnamaria. Jack as a teacher—couldn’t resist mate. Set a good many months after the movie. OneShot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Complete
His Name Is Tony by Charmingly Gorgeous reviews
[One Shot, Tate] His name is Tony. He has green eyes, and short brown hair. He stole my heart a long time ago. I stole his a long time ago. And now, we're celebrating it.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Complete
The Little Muggle by Sunny Hunny reviews
Lily Evans is a muggle, and she falls in love with a Wizard, James Potter. The Dark Lord, Voldemort, gives Lily some magic and 3 days to make James fall in love with her. This is AU and loosely based on the Little Mermaid. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,080 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/23/2005 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
YOUR SMILE by FAMie reviews
A short fanfic about a girl's love for Nobutada after his death
Last Samurai - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
A Cure for what Ails You by Corri reviews
Commodore Norrington, still feeling down about Elizabeth's recent marriage, simply wanted a quiet drink...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Complete
Astrid by Aveza reviews
After being left behind by her father, Astrid is raised under the caring arms of W&E. Spirited, stubborn & gullible, she's pulled into a life of handsome young men, awful governesses, seafaring lads, and oddly enough, strange dreams of a pirate named Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 147,357 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Complete
My Heart Will Go On by JeanieBeanie33 reviews
REPOST! a bit of a songfic, based on Celine Dion's song. It's a combination of Titanic and Pirates of the Caribbean. Will is Jack and Elizabeth is Rose. Will makes Elizabeth promise something and fortyone years later, its time to see if she kept it.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Wind's Eye by Aithne reviews
Sequel to "The Winds of Change". With Jack and Will accused of Norrington's death and not a shred of evidence to prove them innocent, it is up to friends, new and old, to save their lives. That is, if those friends can avoid turning against each other.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,850 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Winds of Change by Aithne reviews
Will's life is hanging by a thread. Elizabeth is violently ill. Barbossa and his motley crew are back along with the curse. Millions of souls could be damned. That leaves Captain Jack Sparrow to save the day...if he can manage to stay alive.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,469 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 7/16/2003
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Ship's Log reviews
Drabbles about Star Trek. Read, Review, and, of course, Enjoy. Warnings will be posted at the beginning of the chapter when appropriate.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010
NCIS Addenda reviews
a collection of NCIS drabbles.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
My Confession reviews
If nothing else, he could be grateful for that – the fact that she hadn’t just faded away and left forever, the fact that they could still be friends. Though … He admitted to himself that what he felt for her was something more than friendship.
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2008
Daydreams reviews
“You were daydreaming about Gibbs again, weren’t you?” Abby said, with a little bounce. Kate shifted her gaze to her feet and didn’t answer.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Kate T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Atonement reviews
But now I do see. I see the pain and suffering, and realize the wrong I have done
Escaflowne - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Folken F.
Accusations reviews
Rightfully accusing eyes – his – followed her everywhere, and the smoke emanating from the car was a beacon, proclaiming her guilt to the world
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Jenny Shepard
Tales of the Black Pearl reviews
A collection of drabbles about Pirates of the Caribbean ... Read them ... Captain Jack says so.SPOILER WARNING! AWE spoilers start at chapter 23
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 104 - Words: 21,180 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/9/2006
Friction Burns reviews
“I promised to tell you about those friction burns” Tony felt his heart stop. He knew what that meant and wondered what she was not telling him.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D.
The Ages of Middle Earth reviews
Drabble s based on LOTR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008
Clan Memories reviews
stories continuing the adventures of the characters in the Earth's Children series ... please R&R
Earth's Children - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2008
Starship Enterprise reviews
Drabbles continuing and expanding on the adventures of Jean - Luc and the crew of the Enterprise
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008
The Phantom's Opera reviews
Drabbles based on Phantom of the Opera
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008
Druid Histories reviews
Drabbles, at this point about Shannara
Terry Brooks - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008
Hogwarts, a History reviews
A collection of stories about characters of Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
Sparrow's Revenge reviews
Shipwreck Cove. Has Jack really forgiven Elizabeth? Rated for safety.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Christmas Wish reviews
It's Christmas day. Will it turn out well, or be a disaster?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Will T. - Complete
Katherine Sparrow reviews
It seemed like hours since the last of the black sails had faded into the horizon ...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Medjai Prophecy reviews
a scene from The Mummy Returns, including Ardeth and, of course, a prophecy
Mummy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Ardeth B. - Complete
Choosing a Side reviews
I swear to you, I didn't know ...Know what? What side you chose? Now you do.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2007 - James N. - Complete
A Life Worth Living reviews
Remember the boy at the beginning of At Word's End? this is his story How did he end up with the peice of eight? Does he have a connection with Captain Jack Sparrow, or not? What role does Beckett play in all of this?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Moonlight shadow reviews
the last that ever she saw him, carried away by a moonlight shadow ...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Kate T., Ari H. - Complete
Terrorist's Rules reviews
When you play by my rules, you face death.cowritten with ZippyWings
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Ari H.
One Chance reviews
Jack has really done it this time. How do we know this? He's lying on the floor of a prison. How far will he go to get himself out of trouble and save the ones he loves?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2006
Finding Natalie reviews
Zack and Cody have a secret. How long can they keep it from Moseby?
Suite Life series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006
Written reviews
What happens when writing during the clarity of late at night? Who knows? and when lots of caffine is added, there is no end to the chaos.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2006
Boba reviews
A kinda wierd companion fic to Kateel. the same sopiler warnings spoilers for the Bounty Hunter Wars apply here.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Complete
So So Summer reviews
Tibby's life seems to be spinning out of her control. Will her entire summer be riuned?
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 9/13/2005
Remember reviews
On her way back from a party, Tibby listens to a very apropos song ...
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2006
Kateel
How Kateel of Khulvult really feels about a certian infamous bounty hunter ... slightly AU a take off on the end of the Bounty Hunter Wars series By K.W. Jeter however, there are some serious spoilers ...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Complete
The End of the World reviews
Don't they know, it's the end of the world'Cause you don't love me anymore ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
Beyond the Veil reviews
After Sirius goes beyond the veil, he enters a completely different world...and he meets some people he does not expect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Sirius B.