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June 11, 2008-Sorry for my recent (and ongoing) absence everyone! I'm working on my novel and that requires quite a lot of work. I'm trying to finish ten chapters at least before November and my NaNoWriMo project take over my life for a month, so please bear wit me a little longer. Much thanks to my wonderful (who knows who she is. I love her very much) who had been making my work much, much better at the same time as destroying it. ) : Nonetheless, I love her. If you would like to read my book (or at least the Prologue of it) please PM me your email...I'll be glad to send it to you!

April 6, 2008-News update! I'm finally shoving myself into working hard on the 100 drabbles-I hope tohave them done before the 1 year anniversary. Thanks for all of your continuing support, and special thanks to Alice001 and ChiChikke, my first real big fan for this story, and my idol and inspiration. Fourty more to go, everyone! Wish me luck!

yay! a profile, finally. Here is some info bout me.

name: I'm commonly known as: Haruka, H-Sama, The Pie that lives in the Sky, Erin, Spiral, Spiralpaw, ilvl, TDJ, Kaliren, Kailey, Kassie, Rebekka, Tayla, Saraiwataru (Sarai), Bob the Three Headed Camel, Ren, Raist, and my real name is Jennie.

Age: you so don't get to know that!

weight: 90lbs

height: 5'2'

favorite movies: Spaceballs, robin hood:Men in tights, the LOTR trilogy, the Star Wars saga.(i'm an expert on vader), all the miyazaki films, V for Vendetta.

Occupation: I am a freelance writer working for no pay for the local newspapers, The Austin American Statesman and the Chronicle, and our school newspaper, as well as writing my book, several plays, the songs for out band, and a compilation of short stories. I also work our house as a motel for the two nuttiest cats on the planet, Abby and Dexter. I technically am a student.

favorite authors: tamora pierce, garth nix, louise renisson, J.R.R.tolkien, nobuhiro watsuki,jim benton, erin hunter.

web sites: http://tales.namco.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=14013

Appearance: I look like Jade with blue eyes, tips of the hair turquoise, and a chest. O.O

List of top hottie guys:

10. Schroedinger

9. Zelos

8. Kenshin/Jizabel

7. Van/Regal/Sephy (He killed Aerith AND is hot. SWEET.)

6. Yggdrasill/Mithos

5. Moth, Ylaine, Karakasu, Kat, Gema, Tiris, etc. (all the guys from my book are hot. TOTALLY HOT.)

4. Reno/Marly/Demmy/Xiggy

3. Nero/Weiss/Keele/Aizen

2.5. Asch

2. Zexion/Saix/Mansex/Alucard/Raistlin

1.1 Yuan

1. Vlad a.k.a. Darth Malazia/Dark! and Young! Walter/Isaak Fernand von Kampher

Vincent pwns them all.

FAVOURITE GIRLS:

10. Tifa (I don't know why...)

9. Woodstock-chan (Because she runs the world.)

8. Larxene (We are a lot alike. We're both completly sadistic. And she's surrounded by hot guys. LUCKY.)

7. General Cecille, Nephry, Tear, and Anise. (Cecille, because she rocks and has a frickin' big sword, Nephry because she gets Peony. Lucky. Tear because she has a cool song and is just generally cool, and Anise because...she's ANISE goddamit!)

6. Yazoo. (Yes, I count Yazoo as a girl. She's cool.)

5. Shalua/Rosso/Yuffie. (Shalua is awesome. TOTALY AWESOME. And Rosso? I just love Rosso. Don't know why. Yuffie because she steals stuff (Theifs are awesome.) and she gets Vincent. LUCKY!)

4. Sheena. (She is just plain cool.)

3. Raine. (We both like ruins, killing things, and can't cook. What else is there?)

2. Tsunade/Chloe/Norma. (She is totally awesome, and Chloe and Norma are A) Sexy and B) ILU CHLOENORMA. 8DDD)

1. Ren/Nasia (They may be my own characters but they ROCK.)

People who are generally awesome:

V!!

Fav stuff:

Kitties

guinea pigs

anime/manga

lotr/starwars/PotC/Tos/FF1-12&advent children

8-bit theatre/vg cats

Kingdom Hearts

YUAN

etc...

Tales of Symphonia favourite pairings:

Zelos/Sheena

Zelos/Lloyd

Lloyd/Colette

Lloyd/Sheena

Genis/Presea

Genis/Mithos

Mithos/Martel

Kratos/Anna

Kratos/Yuan

Kratos/Raine

Yuan/Martel

Yuan/Raine

Raine/Regal

Regal/Presea

Remiel/The Dark Chef

The Dark Chef/The Wonder Chef

Tales of The Abyss favourite pairings:

Jade/Anise (BEST PAIRING EVER)

Jade/Older!Anise

Jade/Himself

Jade/Dist

Jade/Peony

Jade/Basically anyone else in the entire game

Anise/Luke

Luke/Tear

Luke/Guy

Luke/Asch

Tear/Van

Legretta/Van

Frings/Cecille

Peony/Nephry

Peony/Natalia

Tales of Phantasia favourite pairings:

Arche/Klarth

Chester/Arche

Cless/Mint

Klarth/Himself

Kingdom Hearts/Kingdom Hearts: CoM, Kingdom Hearts 2 favourite pairings:

Riku/Sora

Riku/Olette

Hayner/Olette

Olette/Roxas

Roxas/Axel

Axel/Demyx

Sora/Kairi

Xemnas/Saix

Marluxia/Larxene

Vexen/Zexion

Xigbar/Xaldin

Xaldin/Belle

DiZ/Xeanhort

Mickey/DiZ

General Final Fantasy favourite pairings:

Vincent/Yuffie

Vincent/Lucretia

Yuffie/Sephiroth

Sephiroth/Cloud

Sephiroth/Aerith

Aerith/Cloud

Cloud/Tifa

Kadaj/Yazoo

Rufus/Elena

Rufus/Tseng

Tseng/Elena

Elena/Reno

Reno/Rude

Grimoire/Lucretia

Selphie/Seifer

Rinoa/Squall

Ashe/Balthier

Larsa/Penelo

Fran/Balthier

Balthier/Vaan

Vossler/Basch

Vaan/Penelo

Auron/Rikku

Favourite anime/manga pairings:

Hikaru/Kaoru

Mori/Hunny

Tamaki/Kyouya

Kyouya/Haruhi

Tamaki/Haruhi

Sasuke/Sakura

Sakura/Naruto

Naruto/Hinata

Sasuke/Naruto

Orochimaru/ANYTHING

Tsunade/Jiraiya

Kenshin/Kaoru

Urahara/Yoruichi

Aizen/Hinamori

Aizen/Ichimaru

Uohana/The thirteenth divison's captain...

Nanao/Shunsui

Ichigo/Rukia

Ishida/Orihime

Ed/Winry

Alucard/Integra

Alucard/Walter

Alucard/Anderson

Alucard/Seras

Rangiku/Ichimaru

Favourite all time pairings:

Aizen/Hinamori

Raistlin/Crysania

Jade/Anise

New: Auron/Rikku

New: Vincent/Yuffie

Fav quotes:

I so totallly knew that..maybe...kinda...sorta...nnnnnnnnot really~Me

I will not drink an opaque white liquid secreted by a cow!~Ed

The first theory states that if any one ever figures out what the universe is for, and why it is here, it shall be destroyed and replaced by an infinetly more inexplicable thing.

There is a second one that states that this has already happened.~Douglas Adams

Ich Bin Ein Berliner(I an a donut/I am a jelly filled donut)~JFK

I hope that someday humans and fish can life peacefully together~George W. Bush

Luke, I am your father~Darth Vader

Only sith deal in absolutes~Obi Wan

The force is strong with this one~Darth Vader

I am an orange. Fear me.~Me

Feed my house hold with this bread. You can do it on your head!~Harad

If you are not with me, I suggest that you stay out of my way~ Eric Lencher/Magneto

I've had eighteen straight wiskies. I think it' a new record!~ Dylan Thomas

The next time you feel like criticising someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.~Unknown

Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.~Oscar Wilde

Oh, I am so bored with it all~ Winston Churchill

Do not Speak ill of the dead~Kratos

Blame your fate~Kratos

And just who the hell are you?~Yuan-Sama

I am Yuan, leader of the renegades~Yuan-Sama

Life is uncertain. Eat desert first.~Jacques ? (don't remember the last name...)

What ever you are, just be good at it~Abraham Lincoln

I, like, chocolate milk~Cheese

Hadoken!~Black Mage

Boatdoken!~Black Mage

I like Swords!~Fighter

Ich haffa svertekern!(i like swords!)~K-Chan

Our choices are: Run away and not get killed, not run away and get killed, and smile like maniacs.~The Vegetable

Maturity is Overrated~The Bagel Molester

Maturity is for chumps!~Me

You no likey? You go findy.~Me

I have now reached an age that if some one tells me to wear socks, I don't have to.~Albert Einstien

LOOK TO YOUR LEFT! A FLYING COFFEE CUP!~Me

Are you completly sure that you are sane?~Cloud(not the one from Final Fantasy, my friend who insists we call her cloud)

There is nothing wrong with this swamp! I'm telling you, we were hungry. I mean, I'm eating a giant bug! -holds up giant fly, eats it-.

~ Sokka

NO! These are Zania's backup dancers, they come on in the third act with the komodo dragon and the snow machine!~Nicole

The Chinese are from China.~Cluseau

I arrest you for the murder of Eve Gluon, Yuri the Trainer who Trains!~Cluseau

Fly, you fools.~Gandalf

Lambas bread. And look! More Lambas bread.~Sam

All foes quiver at the sight of Fenris Ulf, captain of the Queen's secret police!~Me as Fenris Ulf a.k.a. Maugrim in a play

Five fearful, awful, horrible, atrocity ridden nights!~Me as Gimli in a play

Yes! FIVE NIGHTS!~Friend as Legolas in a play

Me: Yaaaay! Legolas x Gimli!

Dad: What?

Surely you would not part an old man with his walking stick?~Gandalf

Three hundred lifetimes of men I have walked this Earth and now I have no time!~Gandalf

Wher's the thump thump?~Jack Sparrow

I've got a jar of diiirt, I've got a jar of diiirt!~Jack Sparrow

Give it to us, raw and wrigling. You keep nasty chips.~Smeagol

All right, no body panic. It was dileberate, it was dileberate!~Gimli

They are immortal. Until you hit them in the back of the head with a hatchet.~Me

Shall I describe it for you? Or would like me to get you a box?~Legolas

Gimli: Two already!

Legolas: I'm at seventeen!

Sorry, Saruman, but you're getting assulted by giant talking and walking trees.~Me

American Jewish History is quite interesting! Look, I mean they had a riot on Rosh Hashana!~The Bagel Molester

A fool he may be, but an honest fool he remains.~Gandalf

Three days later Aragorn died of cancer of the big toe and left Arwen to raise their twenty kids as a widow. Several weeks later Legolas was found murdered inside her house, killed by Gimli because Legolas had used up her credit cards without asking.~My acting class.

Help me! I'm getting stalked by a giant marshmallow!~Me

He's so awesome! He can even predict the future! Oooooooooooh!~Me

Kitsu: Don't forget, the pudding is for me!

Me: -quietly- I want pudding too...

He's getting stalked by a giant eye inside a rock!~Me

Gandalf: Stand your ground no matter what comes through those gates!

Me: Unless of course, it's giant battle trolls...okay, maybe even if it is giant battle trolls.

I made a little origami man and then I called him Jesus. He lives in my underwear drawer and calls me Mama.~Me and Kiki

Mom (The Bagel Molester): When you have a cold, it makes your voice sound deeper and stronger.

Me: Ith ought it made me sound like I had a stick up my nose.

Mom: Well, that too.

I'm just doing my part to piss off the radical right!~Unemployed Democrats/Me

Me: Why are you eating my bagel?

Mom: Because. I have to keep up my reputation.

Bluuuuueberry pie!~Me/K-Chan

...Let me make it officially known that I am now scared to death.~Vlad

Me: That guy over there is trying to rape me!

Vlad: Which one?

Me: That one!

Vlad: The one in the creepy hat?

Me: YES!

Vlad: ...he's scary looking...

Why did you just stab me?~Ren

Mokeymokeymokeymokey!!~Me

Saix: Hey, Xemmy, have you seen my-

Xemnas: SHUT UP!!

Saix: Okay.

Honestly occiffer, I'm not under the alchafluence of incahol as some thinkll peep, but the drinker I stand here, the longer I get. I've only had tii martoonies, and I've got al day sober until Sunday up in! So siss on my pister, your not so muckin futch! Now really, what makes you think your so smuckin fart?~ Axel from the Stupid Files

Me: Vlad...

Vlad: What?

Me: Your being stupid.

Vlad: How?

Me: Shut up.

Vlad: But what did I do?

Me: YAOI!!

Vlad: EEEEEEK!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The dragon is illegal and it came from Mexico!!~Me

Some random kid: Your that buthead that rides our bus!

Vlad: Uhh...

Me: -twitch, hugs Vlad- Leave him aloooone, he's nice.

Vlad: -uninteligible noise that sounded slightly like a Yak dying-

Kid: Okay...-runs off-

Vlad: Uh...thanks...

Me: Don' mention it.

Nice one. Where did ya get such a giant christmas ornament?~The Bagel Molester

Vlad: You know what...MONKEY!!

Me: -crash-

You know what Ema?(hebrew for mom) I just realized that the stove is hot!~Me

Azul is blue in Hebrew, right?~Me

Is Cephiro butterfly in Spanish?~Me

I saw a squirrel and it was like 'graaargh!!'~Gir

Gir, your waffles have sickened me! FETCH ME THE BUCKET!!~Zim

Zim: What do these have in them?

Gir: These got waffle in 'em!

Zim: You're lying!!

You know what? This is two years in a row I've been all alone on New Years Eve, so I'm just gonna go drink myself under the table now...~Me

Me: I have a letter opener.

Vlad: What idiot gave you a letter opener?

Hey, Jennie, come and look! I MADE A CHEESE LOAF AND NOW I'M GONNA FORCE FEED IT TO EVERYONE I KNOW!!~The Bagel Molester

If you don't like the weather in Texas, wait five minutes, it'll change.~Texan saying

You see, we speak different native tongues. You speak 'English' and I speak 'Stupid'.~Me

It's snowing! In Texas! In Janurary!!WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!~Me

Do not make fun of my mouse nose or I will hurt you.~Me

Me: I wanna pet moose!

Bagel Molester: If you go to Austrailia where the meese are you can have one.

Me: ...Austrailia? Meese don't come from Aultrailia.

Bagel Molester: Alaska, I mean. I meant Alaska.

BbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbI'mamotorboatwheeeeeee!~Me

Remember remember the fifth of Noevmber~V

It's always the square root of three, isn't it?~Kiki

Is anyone here a homophobe? -silence- We have knives!~Kiki

Those are shome biiiiiiiiiiiiig tunips.~Me

Silence, inferior fools!~Me

Xemnas: I'm invincible!

Sora: You're a loony.

Cogito ergo woodle-I think therefore I woodle.~Lloyd Alexander

Speak softly and carry a big stick.~Teddy Roosevelt

Damn! No! Come back, squiggle!~Me

Bagel Molester: Do you want a Bartlt pear?

Me: A barbeque pear?

Bagel Molester: A BARTLET pear.

Me: Oh...

I do NOT need the marracas in the kitchen!~Bagel Molester

Pick the head up off the floor, will you?~Bagel Molester

Woodstock-Chan: My kayak is bigger than your kayak!

Edaba-chan: My kayak is orange!

Woodstock-Chan: My kayak is NEON orange!

Geeg: My kaak doesn't exist.

Me: I have a MYSTIC CHAI kayak.

Woodstock-Chan: DAMN YOU!

Yuske has a peg leg.~Woodstock-chan

Woodstock-Chan: It tasted like love, the meaning of life, and gingerbread.

Lyndon: So, by assosciation, gingebread is the meaning of life?

Woodstock-Chan: Yes, Lydon.

Lyndon: ...I knew it!

cackle FINALLY!! I control the world! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!~Me

My nickname is Raistlin, my fish is Dalamer, and my friend is Kitiara...doesn't that mean that my friend is married to my fish who is my apprentice?

I am NOT stupid!~Me

Sud...o...wood...o?~Ed in the Conneticon Musical

I'm gonna! I'm gonna! Uh...-holds up rock, throws rock METEOR!!-~Sephy in the Conneticon Musical

Brian a.k.a. Rufus a.k.a. Xemmy a.k.a. Vincent: You made us break even.

Me: I did?

Brian: I love you.

Me: Do I get a hug?

Brian: hugs

Me: MANSEX HUGGED ME!!

Oh my god...I was so scared I have been eating a toadstool!~Renee Artois

It was smuggled in under the skirt of a nun and great personal inconvince~Helga

Me: -Random garbage-

Sharran: ...HOLY SHIT.

I saw Spykids thwee! There were lost of -random stuff~Kitsu

Kitsu: I wanna see an electric eel!

Bagel Molester: Not right now.

Kitsu: Why not?

Bagel Molester: Not in our kitchen.

Good moaning~Officer Crabtree

And about as useful in high stress medical situations as an un-potty trained labradoodle. Together, the two of you make one barely passable doctor...slash labradoodle.~Dr. Cox

We want Tales of Symphonia Sequel!

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Plot Twist by freakyanimegal reviews
Anna never died, she Kratos and Lloyd lived normally. Thanks to Mithos, remembering nothing of Cruxis and angels. When they end up on the regeneration journey, with their memory slowly coming back...PLOT TWIST!COMPLETE. Thank you all! n.n
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 143,778 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Auron, my warrior by ChiCkkie reviews
Aurikku, slight OoCness, Rikku PoV. Chapter 21 finally updated! Yay!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,174 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Auron, Rikku
Sins by ChiCkkie reviews
Seven Drabbles. Angst, Romance. Aurikku.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Rikku, Auron - Complete
Five steps by ChiCkkie reviews
Welcome to Rikku's Masterplan to make Auron fall in love with her. Aurikku, Rated T, slight OoC-ness.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,131 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Auron, Rikku - Complete
Legend of Kratos? by freakyanimegal reviews
Kratos wakes up one day to find himself a child in a treehouse with a fairy named Navi annoying him. Join the Seraph as he goes on another journey, and even weirder, some of the people there seem familiar...O.o COMPLETE! THANKS GUYS! n.n
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,800 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Kratos A. - Complete
Two Worlds, One Soul: Revised Editon by Zoray Zorial reviews
Exactly like it sounds. TWOS returns, revised and edited. A mishap with the Eternal Sword sends Lloyd and Co. to Earth. Unfortunately, getting home will be far more complicated. PS: No, I'm not dead, the sequel is coming...just slowly...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,165 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Lloyd I., Kratos A.
Knight of Randomness by freakyanimegal reviews
ONESHOT. Upon looking on the internet via Yuan's laptop, Lloyd discovers the summary of the new TOS game. Needless to say, he isn't exactly thrilled at being a villian. So what does he do? He goes to the future and beats some answers out of himself, duh!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Lloyd I. - Complete
Sable and ivory by Marilena reviews
Yuffie didn't know that playing with fire can get you burnt. Especially when the fire is Vincent... Yuffentine.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,740 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
Christmas from A to Z by Ringtailer720 reviews
26 chapters for 26 letters of the alphabet, all dealing with the characters and different aspects of Christmas. Some funny, some introspective, and some fluffy. COMPLETE.
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 15,011 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Drabble, anyone? by ChiCkkie reviews
Aurikku drabbles. Rated M to be safe. Drabble 13 up! Don't stop reading, there's bound to be a drabble you like! And if not, request one!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,176 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Auron, Rikku
My Best Friend by freakyanimegal reviews
Genis POV. I knew that if it came down to it, if only one of us could get out of here alive, it would have to be him. Lloyd was our best chance to beat Mithos, not only that...but even more improtantly, he was my best friend.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Genis S., Lloyd I. - Complete
Artificial by Meowzy-chan reviews
Tabatha was created to become Lady Martel's vessel. It will take fifty days for her programming to prepare. As she ponders over her existance, she is left in the company of a Seraph.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,391 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Cursed Blood by Meowzy-chan reviews
When Yuan moves to Meltokio, he gets a new apartment and an eccentric new neighbor. And all the problems that go with it. [Collab with Audinale55] [KxY]
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 40,709 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Yuan, Kratos A. - Complete
Uglier Than You by Smenzer reviews
Han enter's a costume contest Palpatine is holding in order to win money, but will he win the prize? A oneshot story about greed. Complete. Humor.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Han S., E. Palpatine - Complete
Candy Collecting by Smenzer reviews
Luke wants to go Trick or Treating with Vader. Vader, however, isn't very crazy about the idea. Humor. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
In a Family Way by Angelsaurus reviews
Momo's late night visit to Captain Aizen left her with more than just memories. Will a phony relationship with one of her best friends be enough to keep her paternity secret safe from Soul Society and from the Evil Overlord himself?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,476 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - M. Hinamori, I. Kira
Separation by AmazonTurk reviews
Due to a freak Lifestream ejaculation, Cloud finds himself face to face...with himself. Rated T for cursing and all around stupidity. May become a three parter if the Muses go on a drinking binge...again. Guess what? It happened!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Cloud S. - Complete
ShinRa Migraine by AmazonTurk reviews
Tseng's headache never seems to go away...does anyone care? Elena does. Summary sucks, but story is much better. Rated M for a steamy dream and a little hand action. No longer a one shot! Dire need for TsengElena and I will help fill that need!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,558 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Tseng, Elena
Through Glass by T. Costa reviews
A collection of VincentYuffie moments from the beginning of the game to the end of Dirge of Cerberus, from Vincent's point of view. Rated for swearing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,076 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
The Illusion that is Life by ladynadiad reviews
Asch and Largo are headed back to Daath on a routine mission when their ship breaks down and the closest city at which they can stop to repair it is Baticul. They plan to get out of there as quickly as possible, but a curious onlooker changes their plans
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Asch, Natalia - Complete
The 'D' Word by freakyanimegal reviews
Oyako oneshot. Lloyd had always gotten so close to saying that word, yet never could finish it. He didn't really get why...it was just so hard to come out and say 'Hi, Dad' Maybe his friends can talk him into it...? Or maybe something else?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Lucky Seven by Fwe reviews
Rituals are funny things. They can last only a little while, or they can last your entire life. Rikku thought she could have kept this one up forever.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Rikku, Auron - Complete
A Recipe for Love by Charlett reviews
Natalia has decided that it's time to move on after Asch and cook up a romance with the man she wants to be with. However, she was never good at cooking, so Jade helps the princess on her course, with plenty of screwups and laughs along the way.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,061 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Natalia, Jade
A Question of Boredom by Catgirl the Crazy reviews
It is truly amazing what people will do simply because they are bored. Random LGvignette.
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Lina I., Gourry G. - Complete
Happy Birthday Anise by angel of the valkyries reviews
It's Anise's birthday and she's in her room talking to herself about the males on the team. Jade overhears and blabs to the males. Anise realizes it and she freaks out. I'm bad at summaries...so if it sounds interesting read it..if not then dont
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Anise, Jade - Complete
The Diary of Sir Arthur Hellsing by Tintenschwert reviews
Arthur Hellsing, Chief of the Hellsing Organisation has to deal with many problems including a 13 year old butler, a vampire looking like a girl and Hellsing´s daily madness. predawn, with young walter and girlycard.and including alcohol.betaed by moralit
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,997 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006
Idiot Seraphim Zes by Meowzy-chan reviews
Sixth part in the Idiot Seraphim series. As usual, life with the Seraphim is chaotic. This time, however, it reaches a whole new level of disarray. Fights, cappuccinos and posters galore. Pairings: ZexLl, KrxYu, MixGe, MaxCo
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,366 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
Diamonds and Guns by T. Costa reviews
Six years after the crisis with Meteor, Wutai is taken over and Godo killed. Yuffie sinks into a world of drugs. Who can save her? Yuffentine. Rated for swearing, drug use, language, and sex. Complete.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,964 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Baby Pictures by freakyanimegal reviews
Auish. OOcness. Pointless. Kratos has a strange obsession when it comes to pictures of his son...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
JERRY SPRINGER TORTALL STYLE! by writersfairies reviews
The title is pretty self explanatory. There is alot of bashing and randomness. This episode is about Alanna's love life and all the other random characters that we're involved with her scorned lovers. It's hillarious. Read and review.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Of Love, and Betrayal by dark-hearted rose reviews
Long before Jack Sparrow roamed the Seas, long before William Turner fell for Elizabeth Swann, an elusive Goddess and a shy sea Captain lived and loved. This is their story. Set premovies, rating subject to change. Many thanks to all who Read and Review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Davy Jones, Tia D.
Happy Go Lucky by Alice in Despairland reviews
In one simple move,Anise learns a new mystic arte...that involves singing and pure craziness. [Slight AnisexJade]
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Anise, Jade - Complete
Jellyfish Sorcerer in Training by Catgirl the Crazy reviews
Sequel to In Your Shoes. Lina takes it upon herself to teach Gourry to use magic. Pity the poor guy. Yes, I know this has been done before. I tried to make it original, ok? Leave me alone. Nonfluff LG ONESHOT
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Gourry G., Lina I. - Complete
A Beautiful Mind by Silarcta reviews
Saïx and Xemnas shared a childhood together. Assault. Will they be able to remember each other when meeting again? What dark past is it that hovers behind Saïx? Crappy summary, I know. Will be lemon [SaïxXemnas]. Slight violence.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,065 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Saïx, Xemnas
Vocabulary by Miribai reviews
A collection of shorts centered around the Dutchman's Captain and the Goddess of the Sea. Davy x Calypso.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Davy Jones, Tia D.
Tales of Phanmail by phantasiagirl reviews
Ever had a burning question you wanted to ask Cless, Klarth, Mint, Arche, Chester, or Suzu? Well, thanks to a few strings being pulled, all you have to do is write a little letter...
Tales of Phantasia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007
Regretting by Envie the Otaku reviews
Oneshot. Aizen Sousuke is faced with the consequences of his actions at the Soukyoku in the most unlikely of ways... Spoilers for Soul Society Arc.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2007 - S. Aizen - Complete
Dies Irae by Endless Sorrow reviews
He may have fallen in love with the sea, but it was a woman who betrayed him. CalypsoxDavy Jones oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Davy Jones, Tia D. - Complete
In Your Shoes by Catgirl the Crazy reviews
It's been said that you can never really understand a person until you've stood in their shoes and walked around in them a bit. Lina and Gourry learn the meaning of this in a way neither of them expected. Insanity results. ONESHOT
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Lina I., Gourry G. - Complete
Father of the Bride by LVB reviews
AU. Anakin Skywalker and family are invited to Alderaan for an announcement. What happens when the announcement involves wedding bells and a mystery groom? Sequel to Meet the Skywalkers.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,001 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Han S. - Complete
It Beats Not for Me by Darkaus reviews
I love Davy Jones from POTC. A look into his thoughts.What do ye know of love?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Mental Break by Jaymo reviews
Aurikku. Six years after Sin was defeated, Rikku gets a golden opportunity to change her life.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Auron, Rikku
The Man Who Loved the Sea by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
AWE Spoilers Alone in the brig a woman confronts the moster created by her love. DavyCalypso
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Davy Jones, Tia D. - Complete
Mourning by Eurgh reviews
The sea will never stop mourning her Davy Jones. Oneshot, drabble. R and R, please.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
An Accounting of Souls by Mira-Jade reviews
He has never feared death, but now he is taught to embrace it. AWE [Davy Jones X Calypso]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Davy Jones, Tia D. - Complete
Beat of my Heart by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
Contains Spoilers for AWE, How I think the movie should have ended, DavyCalypso
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Davy Jones, Tia D. - Complete
Monster by Demyx Rules reviews
Monster. How should I feel? Creatures lie here... looking through the window. That night he caged her. Bruised and broke her. He struggled closer. Then he stole her. [Marluxia x Namine. Hardcore. A little extreme. Chapter 2 up.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,545 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Marluxia, Naminé
Spirit Crossing by Catgirl the Crazy reviews
Sequel to the Mystery of Kanzaka Manor. Not long after defeating L, Lina and co find themselves in a disturbingly familiar situation. Trapped in an inn by a storm, strange ocurrances make them wary. Could this really be a coincidence? LG/AZ DISCONTINUED
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,718 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007
Armor Break by Jaymo reviews
Set during Yuna's pilgrimage. Something happens during the journey that changes the lives of the party members forever. Slighty AU. Aurikku.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Auron, Rikku - Complete
Midgarian Hillbillies by AmazonTurk reviews
Yes...it IS that stupid. Mild swearing. Ugh...seriously...need...sleep.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Cloud S. - Complete
Bad Puns by AmazonTurk reviews
Elena and Rude pull a pun on Reno. Rated T for swearing and drug and alcohol references. Totally random and slightly idiotic, but short enough you won't want to shoot yourself for wasting time to read it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Reno - Complete
Of Voodoo Dolls and Fortune Cookies by AmazonTurk reviews
Reno pisses someone off and revenge is sweet. Rated M for swearing and a mastabatory display in a ritzy restaurant. Now that's classy!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Reno - Complete
Hellsing: Genesis by The Logos reviews
AU. What if Integra stumbled upon the wrong room that fateful day? What if Walter had been the one to save her and not Alucard? What if Alucard was left to sleep for another decade? This is their story....
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2007
Destiny's Hand Book Two by KD Skywalker reviews
Can Luke Skywalker's daughter live up to what destiny has in plan for her?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,366 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Luke S.
Shattered Planet by TionneDawnstar reviews
HIATUS, YuffiexVincent pairing. Takes place 500 years after Meteorfall, sequel to Shattered. You need to read that one to understand what's happening here! A new threat is looming over Gaea, GeoCorp is even worse then Shinra, so how will they stop it?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
Bad Boy by Angelsaurus reviews
After his capture, Aizen receives the unusual sentence of being returned to a 5 year old child. Now Momo is in charge of caring for an inexplicably naughty little Captain. Can she raise him up right? Or will someone unsavory get their hands on him first?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,312 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006 - S. Aizen, M. Hinamori - Complete
Avarice by Digital Phoenix reviews
[MarluxiaLarxene] She was his princess, and he was her king, lord and master.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Marluxia, Larxene - Complete
Goddess by ChiCkkie reviews
SessXOlderRin,SessOoC, Lemon. Twoshot with Sesshy and Rin. With lakes and moonlight.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Melting the Ice by AmazonTurk reviews
Turk, snow, Vincent, NAKED! Alcohol, cursing, lemons not the fruit either...or is it a citrus? Rated M for all that fun stuff that everyone wants to read, even if they don't admit it. Demons are cool.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Vincent V. - Complete
Caffeine is Detrimental to Your Health by AmazonTurk reviews
What happens when Rufus bans all caffeine from the Turks? Nothing good...lots of funny...nothing good. Look! A giraffe! Rated T for swearing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Icecream anyone? by Jacceh reviews
Finally finished, ending rather stupid. Saïx decides to play a game, but will Xemnas agree to it? XemnasSaïx,Twoshot. YAOI. Warning inside.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
Tales of the Inn The God Generals Version by ladynadiad reviews
A continuation of the amusing Tales of the Inn series, but with a new twist. This time it's the God Generals staying at the inn and Largo, Sync, Asch and Dist end up in a room together.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
Sweet Memories by ladynadiad reviews
Some cute little memories from Natalia's past with Luke, finally being continued!
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Natalia, Asch
Pointers and Fangs by Sanis reviews
Walter is forced to talk to a young Integra about rather intimate matters, like intercourse, despite a raging desire not to. Alucard is a nuisance, as usual. Oh, and apparently the infamous butler was once a sex god. Who knew, right?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
From His Vantage Point by Chedder reviews
Dark Walter catches the author in the act of writing a rather embarassingly naughty bit about him, which opens the door to certain possibilities. It's platonic so get your mind out of the gutter :P R&R Please.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Sephiroth's Network by AmazonTurk reviews
The truth behind the Chorus. They're Sephiroth's Network!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Sephiroth - Complete
Colour by Chedder reviews
An enlightening conversation between my character and Dark Walter about perceptions of people. It's an excerpt from a larger on going series that may or may not get put on this website. Please R&R.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Complete
When Boredom Strikes by Jacceh reviews
Saix really can't find anything to do, while Xemnas tries to find a way to entertain himself. Axel and the others discuss what's happening around the castle. [crackfic, slight OOC and quite limey] Read at your own risk X3
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
His First Mistake by Aphelionite reviews
His first mistake had been allowing her entry into his personal quarters, his second had been not to throw her out the moment he realised her intentions. Warning: Only for risque ADMMers!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,640 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - [Albus D., Minerva M.] - Complete
What Makes Us Special by Silarcta reviews
‘“Saïx!”Xemnas ran towards the motionless shape on the floor, illuminated by the moonlight.’ What would have happened if Saïx beat Sora? Lemon, and the poll is CLOSED. Please stop voting on it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,862 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Saïx, Xemnas - Complete
The Massage by Jacceh reviews
Number I is having a hard time with his paperwork and Number VII decides to help him relax. [XemnasSaix] oneshot, contains lemonfluff. PLEASE R&R 8D
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
What a mere Toffee can cause by Jacceh reviews
Who'd knew that a toffee could cause such a drama? [XemnasSaix]Contains slight limey content, fluff and very random interruptions. You have been warned [Oneshot] First attempt at pairing. R&R please! 8D
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
Officers Meeting by Platinum Dragoness reviews
Nanao is late. Zaraki and Yachiru are late too. They don't care. She realizes she doesn't really care either.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Nanao I., Yachiru K. - Complete
Dear Diary by Lendra-chan reviews
Unemployed and housing a humble homeless, Kaoru Kamiya becomes rapt by charms of a dream disguised job of disaster. Kenshin Himura, her trusty tagalong knows the truth. Will modesty stop his meddling if her heart becomes involved in the fated ruin?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,704 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Kaoru, Kenshin
Idiot Seraphim Cinco by Meowzy-chan reviews
Fifth part in the Idiot Seraphim series. Just when they thought life had become reasonably normal, a new threat lies on the horizon for our favourite Cruxis gang. The fate of the world rests on their shoulders. Pairings: ZexLl, KrxYu, MixGe, MaxCo
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,599 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Complete
The Organization's Universe Wide Adventure! by Shikyou Daemon reviews
What happens when you bring a bunch of phycopaths back from the dead? RANDOMNESS OF COURSE! Join Larxene, Zexion, Demyx, Axel, Xemnas, Marluxia.. And all the other people with the uberly cool X names in their adventures!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Axel
Running Out by onlyfrequency reviews
Hinamori's always runing out of something.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/18/2007 - M. Hinamori, S. Aizen - Complete
All He Wants For Christmas by Silarcta reviews
Xemnas really doesn’t want to celebrate xmas on his own and neither does Saïx. Not much else than lemon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
Spitting Woodpeckers by Emrold reviews
[CRACKFIC. NO PLOT WHATSOEVER.] One totally random, unusual day at the World That Never Was. Includes Xaldin being biffed around by Saix, spitting woodpeckers, and Xemnas being bling. Roxas has a pacemaker...?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
Messages in the Fruits Basket by Cherry-sama reviews
I think I am the first to do this... One day, Shigure decided to buy an answering machine for his house! ...And everyone else he knows... Who knew what chaos would erupt?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 10/14/2006
Hearts of Destiny by Darth Malazia reviews
A Crossover of Full Metal Alchemist, Hellsing, KOTOR, and Star Wars 2 months after ROTS I don't own anything. changed rating to M just in case is now I've decided is going to be part of a series.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,161 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005
Totally Messed by Cherry-sama reviews
What would happen if Saria owned a Camper van, if Zelda had a jewelry obsession, if Mido died in the first chapter, and more? Dare to find out? There is only one thing to descibe this fic. It's...Totally Messed!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,630 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Link, Navi - Complete
If You Were Gay by SconemeepT.T reviews
Singing Dalamars, gay clerics, and embarrassed Raistlins, Oh my! Play off of Avenue Q's If you were gay... It's freaking funny, okay? READ IT!
Dragonlance - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Raistlin, Dalamar - Complete
The Mystery of Kanzaka Manor by Catgirl the Crazy reviews
Also known as Catgirlchan's Halloween Fic of DOOM! The Slayers spend the night in an abandoned mansion, only to discover it's haunted. When Zel and Gourry are kidnapped by ghosts, Lina and Amelia must save them. Some trad fluff.
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,537 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
Second Sorrow by eleni459 reviews
[AizenHinamori oneshot] Hinamori searches for hope but finds something else instead. Soul Soceity arc spoilers.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2006 - [S. Aizen, M. Hinamori] - Complete
I Know What You Did by Aphelionite reviews
Minerva knows what Albus did after the events of PoA and is determined to make him own up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Old Wounds by Aphelionite reviews
'Tell me what you want me to do and I'll do it' She leaned forward, 'I want you to leave, Albus, and never mention this again.' Albus Dumbledore has incurred the wrath of his deputy and this time he may not be able to apologise enough. Sequel to "A Life Less Ordinary". ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/8/2006 - [Albus D., Minerva M.] - Complete
Pirates of Symphonia by Meowzy-chan reviews
After Kratos thought he was safe from a crazed fangirl, he get picked by the scourge of the seas... Pirates! 'It's captain Yuan, savvy' [YxK] [Collab with AnnaAurion123]
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,203 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kratos A., Yuan - Complete
Thanatos by Halcyon Seraphim reviews
After waking from her coma, Hinamori embarks on a journey both physical and cogitative, a journey to discover the true reasons behind the betrayal of one Aizen Sousuke. AizenHina, and yes, I screwed the manga plot just a tad.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2006 - S. Aizen, M. Hinamori - Complete
Love and Lightening by Anime-Goddess2 reviews
An update long over due! There is a storm rolling in, and Kenshin reflects on his feelings for Kaoru. What happens when being caught in the rain, leads to heated confessions? KK Warning: lemon content
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,599 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 6/4/2003 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Tales of Advertisement by Cherry-sama reviews
One day, Lloyd is making a beef and cheese sandwich when he is suddenly attacked by two female kidnappers. Lloyd gets captured and learns that the kidnappers only want him, and the rest of the ToS cast to be in advertisements! Spoilers
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,184 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006
Two Worlds, One Soul by Zoray Zorial reviews
Through a mishap with the Eternal Sword, the ToS company finds itself on Earth, unable to return. To make it worse, an enemy from Kratos' past has resurfaced, and he's out for veangence. Complete. Epilogue fixed!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,699 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
A Kratos and Yuan Beach Adventure by brandy mallory reviews
Kratos and Yuan are at the beach. One shots, sort of. KratosxYuan mild adult themes...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kratos A., Yuan - Complete
Secrecy by Meowzy-chan reviews
Yuan attempts a disguise of a renegade. Through a few mishaps, he finds himself being knocked out. When he awakens, things are different than before. [YxK] [Collab with Katandshadow]
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,467 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Kratos A., Yuan - Complete
It Started With A Threat by Shikyou Daemon reviews
Xehanort never thought he'd ever harbour feelings for a urchin from the slums. SaixXemnasXehanort. Multichaptered. PreNobodies
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Saïx, Xehanort
The Organization's Talent Show by JuneBugFlu reviews
This is the 5th Organization Talent show, since they have nothing better to do while they wait for Sora and the gang. but this time, Xemnas is sure he'll beat Axel and Demyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Xemnas, Demyx - Complete
Another Aurion by freakyanimegal reviews
Sequel to 'Phantom Problem' Anna is back, so things are happening. Such as Anna getting Raine ticked, throttling Genis, running from Colette, oh, and...SHE'S PREGNANT! Chapter 17, the baby is here! Complete! Might make sequel..
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,530 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Complete
Taming the Troublesome by Lendra-chan reviews
Kenji, Kenshin's son, is pure trouble. Babysitters can't take his behavior. Kenshin as one parent, has to find someone to take care of Kenji. When an old friend is perfect for the job and arises new feelings, what's to become of Kenji and his dad?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,749 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Elbows by Farther reviews
[AuronXRikku, oneshot] Sort of post X2. Auron, Rikku, and a hotel room somewhere in Luca.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Auron, Rikku - Complete
Silly Songs With The Kingdom Hearts Cast! by Shikyou Daemon reviews
Humor songs, parodied from real songs which I do not own, sung by the Kingdom Hearts cast! What could be better? Rated For many, many things.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2006
Past, Present, Future! by Shikyou Daemon reviews
Zexion found an old journal of his back in his days as Ienzo. When he gives it to Demyx without first reading it, it shows the happygolucky blonde just what his lover was like before all of this happened and how he himself ties in with all of it. [Zexion
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Zexion
The Elevator by Different Perspective reviews
What happens when Tseng and Elena gets stuck in an elevator.... After Advent Children, OOCness. TsengElena
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Tseng, Elena - Complete
The Kender Spork of Turning by SparrowWriter64 reviews
Tas and Fizban get the ingenious idea to create a Kender Spork of Turning. What happens when Raistlin comes back and gets slightly cheesed off at them? A race to take over the world ensues. And all Dalamar can do is sit back and sigh.
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Tasslehoff, Raistlin
Office Repair Blues by Dark McCloud reviews
Alucard and Walter get sentenced to repairing Integra's office after one of Alucards crazy stunts destroys it. Walter and Alucard OOCness galore. Ch4 is up what will the mismatched office repair team do when they go to assemble Integra's new furniture an
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005
The First Journey by Shikyou Daemon reviews
Kratos Aurion was always strong. He never had to accept help from anybody ... Until he decided to try to find the Chosen one who was said to end the great war between Tethe'alla and Sylverant ... What happens when he gets attacked in the Tethe'alla woods
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Kratos A.
Cooking With Cruxis by Yami-chan and Unrealistic reviews
Or That Cooking Fic with a Lot of Titles. This is a random bout of insanity. Count on seeing Raine's cooking, Cruxis flashbacks, Yuan acting like an idiot, and the so called bonding times of the HEROES of the Kharlan War.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
Villain of the Story by OwlRi aka Geladwyn reviews
RugenHumperdinck. Starts after Humperdinck sets the Machine to fifty, continues after the movie has ended. The boys are awfully observant and don't miss much.
Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2006 - Published: 10/10/2005
The Emperor of Slytherin by Smenzer reviews
There's a new student at Hogwarts and it's Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars! Will Draco be able to keep Slytherin House under his control? Will Palpy be able to fly a broom or brew a potion? This is a comedy! Lord Vader has now arrived at Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,356 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
My Ferret and I by Smenzer reviews
Draco 'ruins' Hermione's reputation by seeing her in her underclothing while a ferret and is forced to marry her. Modern day Regency romance. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,590 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Penpals by Smenzer reviews
Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader start writing letters to each other, unaware of who the other really is.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,865 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
Barriers Crumbling by SeraNeputsune reviews
The story of Minerva McGonagall's life starting from her first year of Hogwarts showing the development of her relationship with Dumblebore, their troubles and the barriers that fall away.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Minerva M., Albus D.
The Replacements by Nine of Swords reviews
Since when is Dalamar a physics major from Kalamazoo and Raistlin an addled blond wearing generic khakis? A selfinsertion like you've never seen before... Rated T for language.
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,806 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Raistlin, Dalamar
The Slayers and the Search for the Holy Grail! by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
This is my rendition of Monty Python: Search for the Holy Grail. This is written, I believe, in a way that even if you didn't know MP, you would still be able to enjoy this story. Rated for Language and Killer Bunnies. I'm not joking. Canon pairings.
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 12/6/2005
Can't Hurry Love or Choose It by Nephthys Snape reviews
A new DADA teacher has Severus Snape up in arms. Throw in Remus Lupin, and Snape is a very unhappy man, especially with Peeves targeting him. Albus is of no help because the teacher is his and Minerva's child. Set during Harry's fifth year. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,896 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Conversation With Vader by Smenzer reviews
A crazy zany story similar to Pranks. Vader has problems with Han, Luke, Leia, Palpy, Mace, Yoda, Shmi, Prince Xizor, ObiWan, QuiGon, Padme and almost every SW character! VERY FUNNY! Read & Review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,221 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Darth Vader, Han S.
BAM! Young Walter gets his GROOOOVE on by Riddler Woman reviews
short story about young walter dancing with that sexy ass of his. him and his awesome dancing skills and don't forget...BAM!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2005
Just Between Us by Hermione Eveningfall reviews
During the harvest holidays, Han, Leia and their children visit Luke at his Jedi Acadamy on Yavin 4. However, when they arrive, Luke's health is not quite as well as they'd hoped...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,066 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Luke S.
The Mask of Vader by KD Skywalker reviews
Anakin would give anything to become who he once was...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 23,918 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Randomology by The Wolf King reviews
A series of oneshots dedicated to the wonders of randomness. Each chapter is a new situation. Takes place throughout all 6 Episodes. Rated for language and sexual references.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005
Vanilla Days by I am Cara reviews
Goes from Episodes 3 to 6. When Anakin gets his soul 'consumed' by the Dark Side, what if it actually physically splits from him? The good half of him gets sent to an eerie Phantom Planet. Anakin's POV. AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Anakin Skywalker
Fly Wars by paintedbynumbers reviews
Ani,Luke,ObiWan,Yoda and the rest of the gang get stranded on a desert island in the middle of nowhere. Things start to get a bit tricky when everyone starts turning to the dark side. Based on Lord of the Flies by William Golding.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 6/19/2005
Star Wars Journals by Dancing Pickle reviews
Basically the journals of the chracters from Star Wars. But not exactly what you'd suspect. 'Is that a ship? IT MUST BE THE PIZZA DELIVERY GUY' Anakin and Darth Vader's Journal up!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 5/23/2005
stolen kiss by locatamy reviews
A sweet & sour romance revolving around Kenshin and kaoru. Would their true love last forever!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Kenshin, Kaoru
A Marriage Of? by Lady Angharad reviews
Once again, Albus Dumbledore takes the fall for the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Dear Diary by Centauri Cruxis Angel reviews
The views and thoughts of our favourite Feudal Gang, of their everyday problems...“Kikyo, me and InuYasha get it on sooo good that…you…well, can’t…get it that good…from…Sesshomaru’s ‘horny’ dragon…yeah, that’s right Play-Doh woman! Love and Kisses Kagome”
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,618 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Inuyasha
Coruscant Clearinghouse Sweepstakes by Smenzer reviews
CRAZY ZANY FUN! Luke is being held on the Death Star, someone is trying to kill Palpatine, everyone does STUPID STUFF! OK, Vader acts normal. Maybe its a little weird but in a funny crazy way
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,194 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/13/2004 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Luke S., E. Palpatine
Aftershocked by Filter1970 reviews
Jack McCoy thinks hard on his relationship with Claire after her accident (season six)
Law and Order - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2003
Star Wars:What It Really Should Have Been Like… by The Greatest Boba Fett Fan reviews
Really, just a bunch of craziness. With Darth Vader, Luke, Jango and Boba Fett, and others. Have Fun! RR please?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2002 - Published: 5/14/2002 - Luke S., Darth Vader
100 themes Aurriku drabbles reviews
100 themes, and Aurriku drabbles to go with each. In order, so updates may be slow.warning, Auriku within. Read at your own risk. Dedicated to Alice001, inspired by ChiChikke, and much love to all my wonderful readers!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Auron, Rikku
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