Author has written 11 stories for Jak and Daxter, Yu Yu Hakusho, Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VII, Boondock Saints, Doctor Who, and Sherlock.
I thought it was time to rewrite my profile! I'm Phoenix Diablo Jaden Stryfe Silveria Noir, blah blah blah.
Ookami:You said that already, and a profile is ment to be done once...
Maybe someone new is reading it...? And NO, they aren't.
Ookami: YES, they are. And if anyone is reading this rubbish for the first time, they should be beaten with a spoon.
Shut up! The last was boring and uneventful, and I like spoons.
Ookami: You ate roses...Without a spoon, mind you.
Ookami: If that isn't uneventful, I don't know what is.
When you sleep, you're uneventful... Though sometimes you mumbles things like teddy bear, and squishy squishy muffin.
Ookami: I do not! I sleep like a bloody rock!
A rock that mumbles about bears and things that are squishy!... Wait... What's squishy?
Ookami: -growls- You're brain. I'm surprised you can even think anymore.
-rolls his eyes- Imagine what I could do if I still HAD all my braincells.
Ookami: You saw that on a keychain, and maybe you could hold a decent conversation that doesn't involved eating anything... Or spoons.
You started the spoon bit, and I like keychains. They're eventful.
Ookami: Is that your new word?
...It is now.
Ookami: -slaps his forehead- Oh, god, save me from this HELL!
Ahahaha, you will never be freeeeee!
Ookami: Oh, I will. I'll chew my way through your eyeballs.
Ookami: Gross! I am not a fag boy, fagboy!
If you say so... -coughs and shoves Ookami away- My muse and I argue...Alot. So don't mind that too awful much.
Ookami: It was better than eating roses...
-Throws a thousand spoons!-
Ookami: AHH! ...-silence-
Ahh...sweet not-talking-of-an-angry-muse. Bliss. But anyway...If anyone has any requests,(Don't be shy, now! )email me...Or better yet,IM me at:
See a pattern?I thought you would!
Have a nice morning, noon or night! If you got to the end of this, go!
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