Cadence Cascadehide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter. I'm college student in the U.S. (I will eventually graduate. Hopefully. One day.) I like Slash, Het, and Gen. It's all good. My favorite genre is humor, with action and adventure being very close behind. Here's the thing: I will, honest to God, read just about anything. Stories I enjoyed reading will be in my C2. Super Favorite stories (ones I will re-read again and again) are in my Favorites section. Be warned: Some stories in my favs and C2 do contain slash. (I warn for EVERYTHING. lol) |
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The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,559 - Reviews: 4552 - Favs: 13,690 - Follows: 12,793 - Updated: 6/16/2024 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Part 5: Second To None by RoczaDeb reviews
Jon goes to Basic Training. Part 5 in the Little Jack Grows Up series. Gen. AU.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 110,912 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/16/2023 - Published: 6/26/2007 - J. O'Neill, OC - Complete
Compass of thy Soul by Umei no Mai reviews
Being reborn into the Uchiha clan during the Warring Clans Era is surprisingly idyllic, so long as you don't mind hard work and are too young to know any of the people who are actually dying. But innocence never lasts, and trying to help family stay alive is a road strewn with a surprising number of pitfalls and last-minute diversions. [SI-OC. Fluff, politics, fix-it. No Aliens.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 142,101 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 4,985 - Follows: 3,191 - Updated: 9/5/2019 - Published: 7/15/2019 - [Madara U., OC] Izuna U., Tajima U. - Complete
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 26360 - Favs: 23,380 - Follows: 22,579 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 16462 - Favs: 12,792 - Follows: 10,918 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 2662 - Favs: 10,408 - Follows: 5,915 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10819 - Favs: 29,220 - Follows: 16,365 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Little Harry and the Mirkwood Adventure by Azraeos reviews
HPThe Hobbit crossover. Seven year old Harry Potter, along with an unexpected someone, falls into Mirkwood Forest just as Bilbo and the dwarves defeat the spiders.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,168 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 2,742 - Follows: 2,933 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 10/6/2006
It's a stretch! by dogbertcarroll reviews
I've seen far too many stories where squealing fangirls (You know who you are!) try and pair Xander with Angelus, so I decided to try and write a couple of scenes were they actually got along.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Xander H., Angelus
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 4,347 - Follows: 3,426 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 9322 - Favs: 14,849 - Follows: 11,461 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 2,281 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 5779 - Favs: 7,189 - Follows: 2,252 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Caveat Inimici by S.Rebeiro reviews
Hermione is a sister to Harry, a mother to Rose and Hugo, a wife to Ron...and a Legilimens and Unspeakable. She is also very, very angry. A look at a Hermione who developed the instincts she evidenced with Marietta and Umbridge. AU, but canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 279 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Doubting Thomas by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 3,454 - Follows: 778 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 2,134 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by lecturience reviews
ABANDONED. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
The Law of the Jungle by Roozette reviews
Everyone knows the law of the jungle. NEVER come between a lioness and her cub. Not even death will prevent Lily Potter from keeping her child safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,888 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3665 - Favs: 8,134 - Follows: 7,311 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
The Book of Dobby: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
There's only so far you can push anyone before they'll push back, and Harry's been pushed too far. Between that and Dobby's form of mad proving contagious, things are about to get violent. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,963 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 280 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 3,902 - Follows: 4,209 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2605 - Favs: 5,782 - Follows: 6,470 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
My Gilded Life by Skysaber reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart. The one person in the books who was there at a pivotal moment and could have made a difference but was utterly unable to. Until a dimension traveler took over his position.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,892 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6813 - Favs: 21,049 - Follows: 8,103 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2922 - Favs: 5,732 - Follows: 2,747 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Square Peg in a Round Hole by MarbleGlove reviews
or Junior Year of High School, Revised, A Clones Tale. Highlander-Stargate X-Over. Methos was just spending a year as a highschool teacher; Jake O'Neil was just trying to be someone other than Jack O'Neill; neither are simple individuals.
Crossover - Highlander & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,514 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Methos - Complete
Window Of Opportunity Bonanza by Livi2Jack reviews
Crossover with Bonanza. Give it a chance. Really fun weaving how Jack O'Neill is drawn into a mystery about the Cartwrights in Season 3 when a scientist from the SGC winds up in the Old Wild West at the Ponderosa. Can SG1 make the rescue? Should they?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Bonanza - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,452 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007 - J. O'Neill - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 3,297 - Follows: 3,612 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 7,044 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 290 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 334 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Dopiest Hufflepuffs by egyptianriver reviews
James and Sirius meet before Hogwarts and things change. AU. JPLE SBRL Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Sirius B., James P.
Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 257 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., OC
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 12202 - Favs: 27,000 - Follows: 10,319 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
One Whole Star by amazonziti reviews
When the Dursleys are killed in an unforeseen car accident, a six year old Harry is shipped off to the only remaining family willing to take him. Chapter Three. WIP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,061 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Harry P.
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 7,448 - Follows: 3,092 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 4,445 - Follows: 1,728 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 2,747 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
When Jack Met Buffy by Memet reviews
Prequel to ‘Tall Tale’ of sorts How did Buffy and Jack first meet?
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/7/2005
Fancy by lairy fights reviews
[HarryDraco] [ONESHOT] 'Actually, you did toss me up against the wall,' Draco pointed out. 'Rather kinky of you, Potter. I would never have guessed you liked it rough.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 5,530 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
You've Got to Have Friends by Memet reviews
sequel to 'Happy Pills' and 'Tall Tale' -- more Jack and Buffy insanity for the unsuspecting masses
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/24/2005
Happy Pills by Memet reviews
Sequel to 'Tall Tale' by popular request
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/25/2005
Tall Tale by Memet reviews
COMPLETE (BtVSSG) Jack is over four hours late for work...where is he and what is he up to?
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Throwback by gidgetgirl reviews
After Faith comes to LA at the end of season one, a faulty spell turns Angel and Faith into small children, and Cordelia and Wesley must look after them until the spell can be reversed. COMPLETE!
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,672 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/19/2004 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Complete
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Omakes and Shorts reviews
This is going to be a sort of cache for my short ficlets and Omakes. There will be no continuity between chapters. All the little blurbs of stories here are open for adoption.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007
Seventh Year is upon us reviews
just a minidrabble about Harry's reaction to the EVENT that happened at the end of HBP.Warning: HBP Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.