Wanker - King of Wank Peasants
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Joined 09-26-16, id: 8305422, Profile Updated: 11-02-20
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

I write porn sometimes.

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Sensei-kun reviews
AU. Forced to retire from ANBU and take an all-kunoichi team by the Third Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki was reluctant to take the job at first. However, with time he soon realized how important his team became to him. Basically porn mixed with plot, not a very good plot but HEY there's smut here. Strong!Naruto x Harem. OOC elements. Sexually sexy sex inside. ALSO available on AFF dot net
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 148,407 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 6,103 - Follows: 6,895 - Updated: 8/17/2021 - Published: 11/1/2018 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H.
The Red Spiral reviews
A "What If" scenario regarding the Child of Prophecy. A younger, dying Naruto Uzumaki left at the Valley of the End meets an older version of himself in his mind, one tainted by hate. What follows after their meeting was a fate that severed the world as chaos was unleashed. YamiNaruto, OPAF, harem, smut, little bit o time travel, morally sick stuff, UNLIMITED EDGE. Also on AFF. net
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 126,431 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 1,936 - Updated: 8/10/2021 - Published: 5/26/2020 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Mikoto U., Kushina U.
Scion of the Uzumaki I: Melty Mizukage reviews
An older Naruto born before canon is raised by Sarutobi, Jiraiya and partly Tsunade to become a true shinobi of the Leaf. Cautious, calculative, and callous to a certain degree, the Uzumaki lives according to his own wants and needs. After spending a year in Kiri's civil war, it's only fair he receives an award and the Mizukage had quite the gift for him. Part 1 of one-shot series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 183 - Published: 7/19/2021 - [Naruto U., Mei T.] Kyuubi/Kurama, Sanbi/Isobu - Complete
Hangover Shenanigans reviews
Years had passed since the Fourth War, the one that took her husband, and a mildly depressed and emphatically frustrated Yoshino Nara downed her sorrows with drinks. Her needs flared in a primal way and she went ahead to get what she wanted. Naruto, however, was faced with a dilemma on how to deal with the fallout of a troublesome situation as his friend would put it. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 142 - Published: 7/11/2021 - [Naruto U., Yoshino N.] Shikamaru N. - Complete
Flowery Retreat reviews
Burdened with a secret S-Rank mission, Naruto Uzumaki was fired up on all cylinders for the mission and to meet that octopus guy the big geezer toad was talking about. On the way he hit a little detour and it annoyed him at first, but once a familiar blonde gave him a look and said words he liked to hear, the Hero of the Leaf was willing to take a small break. NaruIno. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 170 - Published: 7/11/2021 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Cherry Pie reviews
Her marriage to Sasuke was far from the fairy tale she envisioned it to be. Always keeping her at a distance, even after she sired his child. Starved for affection, Sakura finds an answer to her problems, just not the way she imagined it and from someone she didn't expect. Once she got a taste, she could not resist anymore. NaruHinaSaku. NTR-warning. Cheating Sakura. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 267 - Published: 7/11/2021 - [Hinata H., Sakura H., Naruto U.] Sasuke U. - Complete