Jack of All Suits
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Joined 06-11-05, id: 830683, Profile Updated: 01-07-12
Author has written 43 stories for Tales of Symphonia, Prince of Persia, V for Vendetta, Harry Potter, Naruto, Phantom of the Opera, Nightmare Before Christmas, Batman, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century, Sherlock Holmes, Megamind, and Hellsing.

I'm Jack. Twenty years old, living in one of many old, historic cities in the world. You know the kind; they look pretty to tourists. Less so when you actually live there? I've been writing fanfiction for about eight years now, on and off. My major focus is on roleplaying and my own original characters, but I do rather occasionally post a oneshot.

On that note: Any multichapter fics you see here have sadly been discontinued Sorry to those who enjoyed reading them, but I just have no muse to carry any of them on further. For those of you who have contacted me in the past, wishing to continue them yourselves, you'll be happy to know my multi-chaps are up for adoption. So to speak. If you're interested in continuing any of my ideas, feel free to contact me.

Once again, I'm less avid about fanfiction than I was years ago. So please don't expect frequent posting... you'll be disappointed.

On that note, thanks for checking my profile and have yourself a perfectly darling day.

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When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7612 - Favs: 5,339 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Case of Slander by stupidpenname reviews
A sequel to A Case of Restraint. Holmes and Watson have had enough of something else. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
The Law Of Your Anarchic Demise by Atrophy-Conception reviews
Sally along with the help of some of the other residents of Halloween Town must help Jack regain his title of Pumpkin King after it is taken over by a previous owner. Finished.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,014 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/23/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Complete
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A Place For Everything and Everything In Its Place reviews
Post-manga. In thirty years things change, including the layout of the kitchen. War erupts within Hellsing when Alucard dares defile the sacred ground of the kitchen. The subsequent battle ruins Integra's hope of a night off.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Alucard, Integra
Freddy reviews
A battle goes south before it even begins when Metroman unveils Metroboy, Defender of Metro City - In Training! Too bad Metroboy wasn't filled in about what being a sidekick entails before he signed up.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Megamind, Metro Man - Complete
Abrasive Cleaning Agents reviews
This was her life. Missing dinner, dates, and work to sit down and watch two adults revert to seven year olds on a playground.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Pere Clopin reviews
T'is the season to be jolly. Mind you, 14 year old Esmeralda seems to have missed the memo. Ah, but that's all right - Clopin's more than willing to interrupt the teen angst with holiday cheer. DISNEY-VERSE
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Clopin, Esmeralda - Complete
Burials reviews
How does one dispose of the body of Lord Voldemort? With respect or with vengeance? The decision rests on Harry, as the final step to ridding himself of Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Date reviews
A modern take. Esmeralda and Phoebus have arranged to go on a date, but of course, what fun would that be without everyone's favorite gypsy king tagging along?
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Phoebus, Clopin - Complete
Hellfire reviews
Disney-verse. Following the capture of the Court, Clopin has an angry exchange with Frollo.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Clopin, C. Frollo - Complete
A Bad Day reviews
A day in the life of Sherlock Holmes isn't always roses and success. Even famous detectives have those days when things go from bad to worse to awful.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Storm Chasing reviews
When Holmes becomes depressed and nostalgic, his fantastic powers of deduction begin to slip. In order to prevent the Great Detective from becoming a liability, and to restore his happiness, Doctor John Watson is returned to life.
Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,501 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010
Disguises, Disguises reviews
The many disguises of Sherlock Holmes have often confused and bewildered me in the past. Time and again I have been placed in the part of a perfect fool. This time, however, I was determined to be prepared! I would catch my friend in his act.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Mrs Kitty reviews
At five years old, Sherlock Holmes might not know much about the world, but that's why he's got Mycroft. Early morning mystery-solving ensues when Mrs. Kitty, the household cat, begins acting strangely...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft H - Complete
Da Duck ta' Reason reviews
You think Sherlock Holmes goes about walloping people with a duck?" - Inspector Lestrade saves a distressed duck and hilarity ensues.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Inspector Lestrade - Complete
Up a Tree reviews
Holmes and Watson, through a series of unexpected circumstances, are stranded in a tree surrounded by snarling hounds.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
I Want My Hat reviews
It wasn’t enough that Holmes raided his closet every time he visited! He had to get his own wife to conspire against him and his headwear!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Of Wedding Rings reviews
Inviting Sherlock Holmes to one's wedding is unorthodox to say the least. To let him hold the ring is utterly foolhardy.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Rules of Engagement reviews
ONESHOT. I Spy, tomatoes, and a lesson on the art of underhanded fighting. It's just another day on the Journey of Regeneration. Set on the way to Thoda Geyser.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Companionship, Discussion, and Hairbows reviews
Being trapped indoors by a storm isn't so bad when you have technology, but when the power goes in New London, the only thing left to do is talk by firelight... and wait for the lights to come on.
Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Flushed Out reviews
Disney-based. Sometimes it's difficult to do what's right, and sometimes the right things are the hardest to do. Clopin and Esmeralda find themselves in a situation to ponder this. Set shortly before the capture of the Court of Miracles. oneshot
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Clopin, Esmeralda - Complete
Perfectly Insufferable reviews
Oh, how I had come to loathe that tone. I had only lived with the man for all of three months, but I already associated that sing-song voice with a task I was loathe to do.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
A Matter of Miscommunication reviews
Sillyfic. Mrs. Hudson overhears a very odd conversation between her two tenants and draws the wrong conclusion.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
The Adventure of the Honored Guest reviews
oneshot. "I write this for my own benefit, and for the sake of having a constant reminder of my dear friend Sherlock Holmes, and one of his most glaring faults. I mean, of course, his complete inability to meld into society beyond his work as a detective"
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Battle: Because All the Creative Titles Were Taken reviews
Disney/Book. A retelling of the battle for Notre Dame with some influence from the novel and Disney combined. Scythes, marriage and gadjes, oh my! Follows the battle as fought by Clopin and Phoebus And Achilles, the wonder pony
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Clopin, Phoebus - Complete
Miracle reviews
Disney-Based. An outing with 6-year-old Esmeralda starts out wrong and only gets worse. To think, all he wanted was alone-time and a loaf of bread.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Clopin, Esmeralda - Complete
Luck of the Devil reviews
Disney-Based. After the Feast of Fools, Clopin enters Notre-Dame intending to rescue Esmeralda. Instead Clopin meets a very angry hunchback who is nursing a grudge against everyone's favorite gypsy king.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Clopin, Quasimodo - Complete
Sweet reviews
T2T based. The Prince is left unconscious following a jump gone awry. To protect their defenseless body, the Dark Prince takes charge and has complete control for the first time. What antics could he get up to? Dark Prince/Farah oneshot
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Good Company reviews
"For a ghost, you're very good company." The roof of the Opera House was a sanctuary for Meg Giry. Imagine her shock to learn she shares it with a ghost. Oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Erik, Meg Giry - Complete
Dear Santa reviews
When Harley makes an unusual wish for Santa, Ivy steps up to the plate to deliver. But will Joker play along? Christmas-y fic ONESHOT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Dealings in Death reviews
When Jack Skellington said "he would give it all up if he only could", he wasn't expecting to be taken seriously! Now Jack has less than one year to pull off the best Halloween the world has ever seen to prove he can still be King
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2008
Engel, Min Engel reviews
- "The blackness overthrew Erik’s mind and he let his head sag against the stone floor. ‘Christine...’" -- Three years after the Opera Incident, it is not Christine who has been kidnapped, but her kidnapper.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Erik, Christine
Wolf in Sheep's Clothes reviews
The threat of the Sands of Time has faded; or has it? The Dark Prince has fallen back into Babylon, and as the two princes are forced to work together, will they find the Sands still hold sway in the world? -Ch. 2 edited-
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,062 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 3/24/2006
Snowflake reviews
The first snow of winter finds Erik and Christine walking the Parisian streets, for once at peace regardless of the turmoil of their lives. Mindless fluff. AU-ish. Oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Christine, Erik - Complete
The End Crowns All reviews
No more tears?" "No." Fifteen years after their initial meeting, Sakura has her last conversation with Kakashi. -Character Death-One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
For Better or For Worse reviews
Young Severus has at last worked up the nerve to invite Lily Evans over to visit. Will the visit go well? Or will Severus' pitiable selfesteem get in the way as it often has before?Slight SSLE, 14 yearold Severus, Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tree reviews
V has died. But, even after death he cannot escape difficulty. Sent from Purgatory, V is invisible to all but those who are meant to see him. Will he be able to accomplish his goal and enter the Afterlife? Movieverse.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2006
Engagement reviews
PreTales. Kranna. Kratos has planned to propose for some time now, but, as the time grows near and everything falls into order, will he be able to go through with it? Will there even be an engagement when disaster strikes Luin? OneShot
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Kratos A. - Complete
My Son reviews
Kranna July 16. 10:02 pm. Lloyd Erik Aurion was conceived. This is the tale of the day in which Symphonia's hero was born.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Kratos A. - Complete
Can You Keep a Secret? reviews
On a night like any other, dangerously close to Kvar's Ranch, Kratos learns that Colette knows more than he would have ever suspected about his true identity [Spoilers]
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Colette B., Kratos A. - Complete
Temporary Just Won't Cut it reviews
Sequal to 'A Cat's Life': Kratos survived his week as a kitten, can Yuan survive his as a bunny rabbit? Will he tolerate Colette's old doll clothes, and the group believing him to be a female? Well duh... of course not!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,733 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Kratos A.
Hearts and Love reviews
Crappy title, I know. This is my take on how Kratos told Anna he loved her. Just one thing... He can't find the courage to utter the word 'Love' in front of her, or even say it while thinking about her. He substitutes it with a heart but, will she get it?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Kratos A. - Complete
Finding Home reviews
In the age Kratos grew up in, bandits ransacked villages every day, killing everyone in their path. When a similiar group destroys his home and kills his mother, Kratos has no one to turn to but the mercenary who found him.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Kratos A.
Yuletide of Symphonia! reviews
Follow the nine heroes as they go through Christmas time and have to deal with carolling, snowball fights with summon spirits and much more.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Tales of a Past Life reviews
While staying at Luin for a week, Kratos visits the home of Anna's parents, and tells Lloyd the story behind the massive Sakura Tree that looms before it.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Kratos A. - Complete
A Cat's Life reviews
Kratos has returned to Symphonia several years after the game! Unfortunately, he has been turned into a kitten! What'll happen when he encountered everything from Noishe to Catnip? And what about when Lloyd and the others find out?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,161 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Kratos A. - Complete
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