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Joined 06-11-05, id: 830761, Profile Updated: 04-02-12
Author has written 25 stories for Harry Potter, and Drop Dead Fred.

I like to write.

I neglect my stories...but I promise there are good reasons!

I forecast that I will neglect them in the future, as I am likely be geographically unstable for a while as well as super busy.

I promised myself six years ago when I first started writing that I would never leave a posted story unfinished.

This promise bodes poorly for me (and for my story The Collaborator, though I still maintain that I can still pick it back up after five years).

Read and enjoy!

Also: I recommend my more recent stories more than my early ones.

Also: I will be unapologetic about making Chapter 36 of Deviated World trashily dramatic...or at least as trashily dramatic as I am capable of.

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Final Riddles by Recipe reviews
When you cast an Unforgivable, you have to mean it. Feel it, breathe it... and Ginevra, I'm still alive. GWTR - A time travel story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,084 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Bit of a Holiday by Only Sometimes reviews
“So, after SEVEN YEARS you decide to waltz back in, a bit drunk, at two in the morning! You’re legally dead, being missing for seven years!” “Legally, not literally, c’mon now, let’s focus on the positive..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,167 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Ginny W. - Complete
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Along Came A Wizard by fallenwitch reviews
A bet, a wanted witch, and a magical contract land Draco in a most unexpected situation. Can his Slytherin soul survive intact or will he succumb to one redheaded witch in bondage? Snarky humor, romance, and a pinch of angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,669 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Obsession by Kerrymdb reviews
Complete! Epilogue is up! In her heart, Nymphadora Tonks knows that Remus Lupin is the only man for her. Then why can’t she get Severus Snape out of her head? Rated T for adult themes and sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 128,109 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - N. Tonks, Severus S. - Complete
Imperius by Jess Pallas reviews
“Imperius…Werewolves…You Know Who…” The last words of a dying man force Remus Lupin into a dangerous investigation at the infamous Feral Institute. Sequel to Oblivious although prereading isn’t vital.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 208,480 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Match Me by falling into you reviews
[COMPLETE]When Draco Malfoy discovers his mother is dying and her last wish is to see him happily married with children, he signs up with a matchmaking service. Will he find love with the one woman who doesn’t believe in it? DracoGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,584 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
What she's capable of by ForeverLaDonna reviews
(Complete) Everyone knows Draco Malfoy is a selfish, cunning and devious Slytherin that's glutting for punishment. Ginny Weasley is just the person to dish it out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,012 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Love is Only for the Strong by Lina Shay reviews
[Finished] Ginny Weasley doesn't feel that she can go on living anymore. Goyle would do anything to find out why. Yes, it is a GinnyGoyle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2003 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Ginny W., Gregory G. - Complete
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Deviated World reviews
Remus Lupin looked around. If this was death, he expected more than what looked like an abandoned classroom at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,729 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Spinning Ends reviews
Sequel to "Spinner." Tonks really did not know how she had become such a horrible Auror that she had been kidnapped and tied to a chair twice. This time she was also blind-folded in a foreign country. What luck she had.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,795 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - N. Tonks, Severus S.
A Coward at Best reviews
Written for the "Not-So-Heroic" Death Challenge. Prompt Suicide."To Mungdungus Fletcher—braver than we all gave him credit for."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Mundungus F. - Complete
Bows of Innocence reviews
Just how did Dolores Umbridge end up with Mad-Eye Moody's magical eye?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Alastor M., Dolores U. - Complete
Death Turtles reviews
George always was the philosophical one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Vernon Ruins the Magic reviews
Vernon Dursley was always such a realist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Vernon D. - Complete
Confidence reviews
“I have overstepped a line, and I will continue to do so until you understand.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - N. Tonks, Severus S. - Complete
Stan Shunpike: Renaissance Man reviews
Stan Shunpike scene from the Quidditch World Cup elaboration. One-shot. "'"I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister of Magic, I am."'"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Stan S. - Complete
Drop Dead Uncle Fred reviews
Hearing voices is bad. Seeing people who no one else can see is worse. Having your mad, invisible uncle help you with your miserable love life, well, that's just plain horrid.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Drop Dead Fred - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,440 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Ginny W. - Complete
Sparks and Cogs reviews
Anyone who witnessed this scene would understand why her family thought she was batty. But a few, a few would smile at it and they would understand. Molly Weasley copes with the death of her husband.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
In Death reviews
AU: If Gellert Grindelwald had died by the hand of Albus Dumbledore. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Jam reviews
And he didn't even alphabetize his chocolate by type! Short Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Line of Loyalty reviews
He had abandoned his family, his brother, and that was something that could never be forgiven or forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Lucius M., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Sunken reviews
So he sat, lonely and tired, hoping that his tattered robe would envelope him until he disappeared all together. A Percy OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Percy W. - Complete
Bliss reviews
She knew it was deceitful, she knew it was wrong, but at this point she just wanted Remus to be happy. And in some twisted way, it would be comforting that he would love her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Disappointed reviews
He should have tried harder, to whatever end. Or maybe, if he had done more, it would have made it all the more difficult in the end. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Spinner reviews
Spinner’s End was not the most pleasant of places. Nymphadora Tonks, or just Tonks as she preferred, could testify to that. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,082 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - N. Tonks, Severus S. - Complete
The Collaborator reviews
Her morbid fascination with evil would be the death of her one day. Nymphadora Tonks makes unlikely alliances admist the turmoil of war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,459 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006 - N. Tonks, I. Karkaroff
Notoriety reviews
Soon he would be lying on the ground, face down in the mud, stripped of everything from his watch to his robes. Most of all he would be stripped of the only little bit of dignity he still possessed. A Ludo Bagman story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Ludo B. - Complete
Voldemort's Seventy reviews
He had never really had a birthday, at least not one he enjoyed. Perhaps he could change that, seeing that he was the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
The Noose reviews
By the slight smile on Lucius’s face one would think he would be anything but guilty, but Arthur knew better. OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Arthur W., Lucius M. - Complete
The Benighted and the Oblivious reviews
So, he was not the most intellectually bright crayon in the box and if his ego got any bigger he might explode, but Tonks still couldn’t help her crush on him. Changed to OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - N. Tonks, Gilderoy L. - Complete
Jungle reviews
Neville Longbottom has returned two years after the War, but not everything is how it should be. Politics, betrayal and love all come into play as the election of the new Minister of Magic approaches. Rated T to be safe. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,023 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Neville L., Ginny W. - Complete
Temperamental Contempt reviews
Insults, fights and odd feelings are happening between Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy. Throw in a little Harry Potter a dash too much of Voldemort and it becomes tasks, torments and betrayals. Rated light T. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,718 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Sing Out reviews
Harry Potter sat with his head in his hands. He was useless now. OneShot, SongFic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete