Author has written 14 stories for Invader Zim, Jhonen Vasquez, Harry Potter, Vampire High, CSI, Big Wolf on Campus, and House, M.D..Real Name:Mary(Yeah i put me self in my storys)
Nicknames:Bear, Boo, BooBear, Mare, Marebear FAVORITES
Favorite Animal:PIGS(YAY PIGS)
Favorite show:Invader Zim, Simpsons
Favorite Color:Blue and Purple
Favorite Sites: www.Livejournal.com , www.fanfiction.net (DUH)
Favorite Band:The Black Eyed Peas Favorite Pairings:
Dib/Gir(IT HAPPENS) Harry Potter:
Yeah I'm into the gays(LOL)
Yay thats it Facorite Quotes(NOTE: THIS IS ALL ME AND MY FRIENDS THAT QUOTE THIS CRAP):
(lunchroom)Chelsy(I dont know how she spells it):How they got all this yougert into one little tube I'll never know(heehee she was eatin a tube and we was jokin around) the school halls)Sarah.M:Deflect (The school halls)Guy:YOU SUCK!
sarah.M:Kinda like your mom ain't I! (Class:Whatching a stupid movie):Me:I bet the captin has a thing for number 41
Libby:Heehee he's just seeing how fast he can go (lunchroom)Me:yeah well at least I can touch my husband. you know what i mean by touch right(lifts eyebrow suductively)(OH me and my friends have husbands mine is JHONEN VASQUEZ and my friends have internet comic husbands)
Caitlyn:OMG BAD MENTAL PICTURES! I DONT NEED THEM
Me:Yeah haha i got you good (class)someguy infront of me:HEY DO YOU SMELL SOME Frenchfries(looks at me)
Me:(sniff snif)f No but do you smell stupid(looks at him)(HE THINKS I"M FAT(looks down at belly) i kinda am though but WHAT EVER) (With sister)ME: Hmmm intresting very instresting
Sister:WHAT THE HELL I TOLD you to get on with your choers (On the phone with my brother-in-law)ME:I need you womenly adivce
him:WHAT I"M A GUY!
Me:YEAH but i think your a girly-guy
me:heehee ME AND MY FRIENDS:WASP(HEEHEE I CANT SAY THE STORY ON HERE SORRY) Me(talking to some invisable guy):HEY YOU GET BACK HERE OR I"LL TELL MY HUSBAND ThaT YOU LEFT ME ALL ALONE IN THE DARK(NOTE:this was in the middle of the day)
Girl passing by:Ok whatever your on i want some! (Out on the school yard)Me:Look I'm sprem(wigglys around on the ground)
Libby:Umm hmm yeah sure you are Me:I'm messed up aren't I?
Sarah.s:Oh yeah! Pam:My life is crazy
Me:No Pam Your Crazy! Me:OH MAN THAT WAS COOL but it hurt so... lets do it again Me:PIGGY I WANT THE PIGGY I"M A GONNA GET YOU PIGGY Me:Well ok but only if you try it first
friend:AHH WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH
Me:CUZ YOU SUCK! ME, Tasha. Meg:ROBERT PLANT ROCKS
some guys on the street(DRUNK AFTER CINCERT):YEAh! WHOO Me,Tasha, Meg(AFTER CONCERT ON THE HOTEL BELCONY):FUN FACT: ITS NOT A MOOSE(JOHHNY QUOTE TOO!) Me(skool): I wonder if that thing that makes dib head so big makes other things big to
Brie:Yeah me to hmmmm Me:just call me that bagel girl Guy hittin on my friend who was on drag for hall-o-ween(HE LookeD like A girl really I WAS a GUY AND A bad ON AT THE anyway):SO what you doing later?
Me in lady drag(ie man):(Garbs friends hand)With me so stay away from my girl
Guy: BUt aren't you a..
Me:Shut up! Me:DANCE FOR THE NAME OF GOD DANCE! you know what dont dance for god he sold my soul!
Gemma(Cousin):Your scary! Ok me, my firends: Kristen, Cedes, Brieanna, Tasha, Brie, Meghan, Holly, and Kaila have this joke where we are all (apart from Kristen) from harry potter here is the quote:
Kristen(To me): Watson
Me Kristen (To Cedes): Radcliff
Me and Kristen(To Brieanna):GRINT!
Me and Kristen(To Tasha): Felton
ME and Kristen(To Brie): MAGONAGAL
Me and Kristen(ToMeghan): DUMBLEDORE
ME and Kristen(To Holly): RICKMAN
Me and Kristne(To Kaila): Hagrid
As you can see or atleast read, we dont have all the real peoples last names so wer used their harry potter last namesXD. and when we say the name we point to the person! Travis:Mary Why Are You Mad?
Travis:Yes You Are! Why?
Me:No I'm Not!
Travis:YES Your Are! Why?
Me:Well I Am Now! well thoughs are my favorite scool/home quotes. SO...here are my favorite T.V quotes: Invader Zim:WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP!
Gir(AKA ME):I MADE IT MY SELF Gir:I NEED A SAMICH! Zim:IT'S LIKE GAINT GLACTIC RUBBER PANTS...the pants comand me! T.R:Well...(suffles hand in pants)(I KNOW THATR SOUNDS GROSS)( pulls out a samich)(WTF why was a samich in there?)But heres a samich. Gaz:EVERYTHING TASTE LIKE A PIG Thats it i might put more on later though heehee ok well my Mary-suing will end after "What is this Feeling" because i'm really tried of it. YAY Plans for storys:
Summarry: Someone writes a poem to Dib its a love poem. Note this is a gay story but you have to guess to see who it is. I have an evil plan for this one heehee.One-shot "When 3 people love him"
Sumarry:Johnny, Zim, and Dib(Same age)love the same guy can the three friends battle for his love? this happened to my friend Kyle but with three girls i asked if i could change it to those guys and he said yes cuz HE'S A LITTLE GAY BOY THATS WHY I'M HIS FRIEND(cough cough) "Pure soul"
Sumarry:Johhny need Becca to kill him because if he's killed by a "Pure soul" He'll go to heaven and not worry about coming back. But becca dosent want to kill this strange man, She trys many things but cant do any of them to become and "NON pure soul" what will she and johhny do to both get what they want. "The wrong girl"
summary: What happens when Johnny trys to kill the wrong sister? some crazy crap happens. "Johnnys sister"
Summary:Johnnys horible parents take Margret to Johnnys house so she can be his problem. Can johnny take care of this 14 yearold girl. Many test cunducted the answer is ..maybe! but what will the 14 yearold cute boy next door say? "Crazy IZ Musical"
Summary: All the IZ caracters SING sing I TELLS YOU SING!oh it is a ZADR As is most of my fanfics YAY! email me if you like any of these and want to see them up sooner:D heehee some face i like Gaz:>. I'm in grade the 8th and i'm lovin the hell out of it. well I live on a hobbie farm in Canada(YAY). hmm... what else i'm in middle school and i have a lot of friends. hmmm... I suck at spellimg(<--hehee) and i'm good at math(1+1=700):). yup thats about it. heehee oh and I'm a Big Hyper freak. So yeah umm yay
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