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Info about me...

though why the hell anyone would want to know anything about me is odd... and slightly disturbing...

I hope there are no rapists reading this...(sweatdroplets)

Yeah well im a teenager. Not legal, I COME FROM ACROSS THE BORDER! YAY MEXICO! Nah Im just jokin (sweatdroplets again) um im acutally from Southern California. Eh-heh. No burritos for me.(I hope someone doesnt shoot me for that. My friend Nacho would! (Really his name is NAcho. Dont look at me like that I didnt name him. Well its his second name. His first is Ignasio or something. And no he is not a voice inside my head! I only have two, ones named Concience (he's always telling me to kiss babies and masturbate under rainbows and crap World Peace--AND THEN STRAP A BOMB TO MYSELF AND BLOW UP MY SCHOOL PLEASE HELP MEEEEEEE! GOD HELP ME!

you didnt hear that

DID j00 HEAR THAT? THAT WAS HIM! HELP!

no it wasnt. Shut your mouth foolish human, or I'll do it for you

er, yes Concience. You know I will always be loyal to you! o.o;;!

and George. (George tells me to kill people. I like George. I met him when I was 9. He made the bad bulllies go away with a steak knife! ..> woops... :(sweatdropplets) uh, yeah... I think I did that before too...

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Well anyways Check out my favorites list if you want some really sw33t Inuyasha fics... I put all my favorites on there - (stabs)

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Concience pulls out chainsaw)

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The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3890 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Harry Lives! by teachersnape64 reviews
Sequel to Harry's Last Hope. Sirius comes back through the veil, putting Harry into serious danger. Can Snape save his newly adopted son? Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Quidditch.Almost a Severitus COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 253,027 - Reviews: 5187 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Taming Of Harry Potter by Mel J1701 reviews
For young Harry Potter, a cupboard under the stairs was luxury compared to the conditions he has been kept in since he was seven years old...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,758 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 2,487 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Way of a Shinobi by Kira-Reen reviews
AU. Hatake Kakashi was ANBU, now he had to learn to be human. Uzumaki Naruto needed a guardian and he got a teenager with silver hair. Chapter 25: Itachi finds himself faced with yet another living legend; Kakashi awakes in a strange land. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,468 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5598 - Favs: 4,292 - Follows: 3,012 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4295 - Favs: 6,442 - Follows: 6,550 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Best Birthday Present by LadyNightRunner reviews
Kakashi lost a bet, and Iruka is the only way for him to 'pay off the debt'. A big kennel on Iruka's front porch has his socalled 'birthday present' inside. Garaunteed to stay within 20 feet of you for months!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Harry Potter and Fate's Debt by Intromit reviews
Eleven year old Harry Potter is waiting to leave for Hogwarts. While he is waiting for the Dursleys to wake, he finds a letter addressed to him... from himself. It has a simple message: Get to know Ginny Weasley. Post OOTP. AU. HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 201,656 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 4,208 - Follows: 3,357 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Black Sheep by True Radical Dreamer reviews
AU. Uchiha Naruto, son of Rin and Obito, tries to find his place in life. However, with a crazy teachers like Gai and Anko, will that place be where he wants it? Naruto/Anko, Abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 184,739 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Dueling Harmonies by True Radical Dreamer reviews
What happens when you mix one part angry crippled ex-Sound ninja and one hyperactive idiot? Dueling Harmonies, that's what! Tayuya is brought back to the village and has to fit in, all the while trying to avoid thinking about all that she's lost. Dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,326 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U., Tayuya
All for One by Vesvius reviews
Naruto might be hated by the villagers, but he has been accepted by a much more important group in Konoha: The thirteen primary clans of the ninja. Not only that, he's been adopted by them. Meet Naruto, heir of the fourteen clans! NaruHarem. Runner Up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,248 - Reviews: 3375 - Favs: 3,087 - Follows: 2,793 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U.
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 2,547 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Rewritten Life by Yih reviews
Discontinued, new vs. is A LIFE, REWRITTEN. A week after being sent to the Dursley's, Harry is left at an orphanage. Albus is left no choice but to fetch the child and raise him at Hogwarts under the Fidelius Charm...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,488 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
Legacy of the Rasengan I: Naruto by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,215 - Reviews: 4124 - Favs: 3,441 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Kiss Me Deadly by Aweshum reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Don't Say A Word by Lady of Revenge reviews
When a sunny high schoolboy meets a schizophrenic and silent mental hospital patient. NaruSasu. Warnings for rape/child-abuse in flashbacks , mental illnesses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,962 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Time by RossWrock reviews
Now AU, 6th Year, following OoTP. Tired of the way Dumbledore and the Order treat him, and ready to face his destiny, Harry dedicates long hours to muggle and magical training to take the fight to Voldemort for a change. Slight HPGW, not shippy though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 470,346 - Reviews: 4673 - Favs: 4,307 - Follows: 3,232 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 12/31/1969 - Harry P.
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 3,908 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Animeloves001 reviews
Orochimaru would have never been a good father anyway. That's what the people of Konoha thought as he was forced to watch as Kyuubi was sealed inside of his newborn son. 15 years later, Naruto finds out the truth, and it sure isn't pretty. [No pairings] [Indefinite Hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,822 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Perpetual Smile by Sigfried27 reviews
Despite the happy sounding title, it's not all that happy. A few years ago, a young Naruto went missing. What happened to him during that time. Most likely a NaruShizune pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,042 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Naruto U., Shizune
Awakening of the slumbering beast by Saotome Kyuubi reviews
During his fight with Haku, Naruto tapped into Kyuubi's chakra. Here he did something more. Starts on the day after the fight and goes from there. Will be NaruHina eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 105,361 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
My Demons by AngelWing1138 reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is new at Konoha High school, and his first impressions to the entire school are amazing. Why? Because he's the only one known in the history of the school to stand up to Naruto Uzumaki. [NaruSasu, SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,528 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7234 - Favs: 7,731 - Follows: 2,393 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Shadow Fox by Sigfried27 reviews
Naruto runs away feeling guilty about Sasuke's supposed death, what will he learn and where will he end up. Read it, because you never thought that there would be a NaruKin story with over a thousand reviews.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Reincarnation by VeiledLantern reviews
NaruSasu HET. How can you say sorry when you are thousands of years late? Uchiha Sasuke woke up in modern day Japan with all his memories intact. And he must find and talk to Naruto, who had forgotten without divulging 'his' secret. Though unfortunately..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,636 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 11/25/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Young Again: The Rewrite by Taliath reviews
PostHBP. When all hope seems lost and everybody is dead, Harry transports his soul into the body of his one year old self. This time, he's going to try and set things right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,665 - Reviews: 1874 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Sounding in the Dark by True Radical Dreamer reviews
AU. At an early age, Naruto is drawn into Orochimaru's circle of friends. What this denotes sends ripples through the Fire Country and the world at large. Naruto/Tayuya, Abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,166 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Living Behind a Mask by Synica reviews
What if the mask Naruto wore to hide the pain of his childhood hid much more than that? NarutoxFemale Kyubi. WARNING! Angst is an understatment. Don't like OOC, then don't read. Minor Sakura bashing. Story Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,524 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Book one: Start in a new life by writing-phoenix reviews
On hold AU How would things have changed if the Dursley’s had gone from insulting Harry to hurting him? This story features Harry’s first year at Hogwarts, him making friends and facing challenges in the new and wonderful world. Warning: Child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 139,502 - Reviews: 2107 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Rubies & Sapphires Book 1 by Synica reviews
Naruto is taken in at a young age by Kakashi, and trained by the Jounin Senseis. However, Naruto's sapphire eyes have only one thing in their sights. The ruby eyes of one Yuuhi Kurenai. NarutoxKurenai. Sakura & Sasuke bashing for all. First Part Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 111,145 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Harry's Last Hope by teachersnape64 reviews
The summer following Sirius death, Harry is filled with guilt. Snape helps him prepare for the battle of his life against Voldemort! Over 2,ooo,ooo hits! Harry rocks! Not a Severitus but close.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 251,650 - Reviews: 2931 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unseen by shadowmaster62 reviews
Annoyed enough at being dead, Naruto is forced to pay off a debt to the Shinigami. Working as the god of deaths right hand, however, does have it's perks, including messing with mortals, cool powers, and an amazing dental plan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,465 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 4/13/2005
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 3,398 - Follows: 584 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Invictus by opalish reviews
Harry Potter disappeared from Privet Drive when he was six years old. Now, ten years later, he's been found...and he's not about to be anyone's hero. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,894 - Reviews: 2512 - Favs: 3,169 - Follows: 2,028 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Harry P.
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3249 - Favs: 5,662 - Follows: 1,864 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Fan Fiction by dave-d reviews
There's a writing contest. The entries were sent in too early, before Tsunade had a chance to explain things. More was on the line than anyone realized. Who wins? Why is that a problem? [one shot story]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 6,648 - Follows: 472 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Forgive and Forget by waiting4morning reviews
Severus Snape awakes in a Muggle hospital with no memory of how he got there or who he is. Hunting desperately to regain his shrouded past, Snape discovers that he himself is being hunted… Author's note added
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,934 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 8/6/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
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