Linwen
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Joined 06-13-05, id: 831905
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Movie X-overs, Anime X-overs, Artemis Fowl, Hey Arnold, and Dhoom/धूम.

Hello. This is my place for fiction. I don't claim to be the best one there is, and I'm not really prolific when it comes to work, or rather, I go through phases of lotsa-work/no work at all, so, well, cope. I work moderately hard in the ones I do write, but since I tend to lose interest in things pretty quickly, I don't often finish what I start. Such is the fate of poor "Kill Tom", which was a good idea when I first thought of it, as well as "The Right Thing" and "What lies behind the veil." Details below.

Update: I have deleted three stories. I'll let you to figure out which ones, if you care enough. I'm afraid I won't repost them in any shape or form. I have personal reasons for this.

My Published Works

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"Baby Blues": This fic is supposed to be for the September-October 2006 Challenge from Criminality, but I doubt it gets any award, mainly because I sent it off without having someone else give it a read. It's an attempt on a challenge that was supposed to be romantic, but ended up as psychotic angst on my side, which is kind of weird. It deals with Post-partum-depressed!Angeline, and all the symptoms - mood swings, delusions, detachment from baby and of course, depression - were taken from Wikipedia, so it's not out of the blue.

"Sue dismissed": The idea made me giggle when I first thought of it, about two years ago. I wrote it back then, and published it on an LJ comm, but upon re-reading, noticed a lot of things wrong with my writing. After a thorough revamping - as thorough as my job allows - it's here. Enjoy, and it might have more chapters (yeah, yeah, I know now it says 'Complete', but that's not final).

"Kill Tom": I got inspired for that one after seeing a fan-made poster - superbly drawn and coloured, I must add - of Harry, wearing Beatrix Kiddo's yellow suit. I think I have a draft of the chapters, but I'm not sure. I'd like to continue with that story, so have hope.

"Fic&Tonic": It is complete, but it was posted first on LiveJournal, and I'm doing some tweaking before putting it here, so if you're one of the... er, one person reading it, I won't leave you hanging.

"The Right Thing": I'm not sure if I'll continue that one. As fun as it is to abuse poor, poor Remus, the story would pretty much turn into endless shagging/emotional manipulating/stupidly mushy situations if I carry on with the original idea, and none of the three appeals me, so, sorry. Although, if there were interest in it...

"What lies behind the veil": It is still a good idea, and I might think about continuing it.

"There": You need to go read Megatokyo. It is not the angsty stuff my one-shot makes it look like, but a really funny story about two gaijin trying to make a living at Tokyo, and failing miserably, with funny consequences. Now, where did my story come from... I'm not quite sure.

"Spread your wings and fly!": ... you've got to be kidding. It was for a challenge, 'write a Sue and see how many people reply', so nope, no updating on that one.

Anyway, since I already own a LiveJournal account, I will not rant endlessly here. If you came here through one of my reviews, I'm sorry to disappoint you but I'm not at all a conceited, arrogant good writer, only that I sometimes get cross with people that don't write like they've passed elementary school. And those to whom I've left positive reviews (and raving, sometimes) consider yourself lucky, for seldom do I have the time to put some work into that.

So, have fun and leave reviews. I don't mind flames - I get a laugh out of those - so it's okay if you feel revengeful. ;)

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Kill the Cliche by Mickey John reviews
There's been an interesting development in the usually drone patterns of the university campus. Susan Derkins, note: childhood nemesis, has transferred to NYU. Will await further development. Signed, Dr. Calvin. SusieCalvin... eventually.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,105 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Calvin, Susie Derkins
A Dork's Diary: Memoirs of Keira Matthews by Sukie Lou reviews
A dazzling satire of modern human relations amoung young magic people? An ironic insight into the life of an ordinary witch? Or the self centred moaning of a neurotic teenager?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,439 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Terry B., Justin F.
Kelsey's Declassified Fanfic Survival Guide by Euphoric Weaver reviews
I have read so many fanfics and over analyzed them to the point of never wanting to read another fanfic, ever again, and have discovered what it takes to create a great fanfic. Read and discover the secrets of the all powerful fanfic!
Ned's Declassified SSG - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007
The Other Universe by firenze083 reviews
The sum of our choices. Five alternate realities if they’d each chosen something else. All characters.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
And We Dream of Twilight, and Softly Spoken Words by jadeddiva reviews
As he walks away, he thinks he despises her earnestness more than anything else. He tries not to think about the way her lips looked when she thanked him. HouseCameron. Third Season, immediate future. Written for livejournal's backsexy ficathon.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Take Some Getting Used To by the kid from colorado reviews
Oneshot. After three years, Artemis has finally returned, as told by Butler. If you haven't read The Lost Colony, don't read this. Spoilers!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Complete
Message In A Rum Bottle by Sleepy Lotus reviews
Will's life is turned upside down after finding a message in a bottle from a certain pirate. JE, Will angst, one shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Complete
How Helga Got Her Mean Back by Skyhiatrist reviews
When the class find out Helga is leaving for England, they bet her that she can't spend her last two months in Hillwood being 'nice'. XComplete, really this timeX
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,605 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 4/27/2005
It's all in the name by Silver Side reviews
Is it me or my life is fate's idea of a joke? OneShot.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Complete
The Last Test by Hybrid5784 reviews
(Based on the show) The Gruntmaster 6000 has one last test to finish, only ethical problems arise. Will it succeed? ( R&R, if you want. )
Dilbert - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2004
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Fic & Tonic reviews
Set during OotP. An HP fan finds herself trapped in Pansy Parkinson's body, and heavily disrespected by her Housemates. And she has a mission involving Sirius Black, with no weapons but her former knowledge of the Potterverse as a literary work.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,982 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/1/2006 - OC, Pansy P. - Complete
Her Golden Chance reviews
Sunehri placed three bullets into Aryan's chest, and everything in her world fell apart. Had she done the right thing? A life of uncertainty is certainly not worth living. Based on Dhoom 2 final scenes, Sunehri/Aryan, featuring Jai Dixit and one OC.
Dhoom/धूम - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Suspension reviews
When a breaking and entering attempt goes wrong, Rhonda faces something graver than detention. Will she save her precious school record, especially after Helga forbids her to seek the help of a certain football-head? Based off a well-known movie.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Rhonda, Arnold - Complete
PRECIOUS dirt STONE road reviews
Grief, frustration and a cold determination have dragged Emmeraud Wilshire to her current path. Will they be enough to help her find her father, lost in the mists of time but for a faded picture and a couple of words?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - OC, OC
Nineteen Years Earlier reviews
Nineteen years is a long time for things to happen, and who said it was going to be easy? Spoilers for Deathly Hallows, and general respect for canon, so don't read if you don't like.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Of Love After War reviews
After the war, the Malfoy family moves to Italy, to escape the social stigma of their involvement with Voldemort. And surrounded by such peace, beauty and comfort, love can no longer be absent from Draco's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., OC
Socialite reviews
People has different interests, and often use each other to achieve their ends. Collection of drabbles regarding Artemis II and women. Several genres covered.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
Maria reviews
Search for paranormal signs on exotic locations qualifies as a normal day for the Fowl heir, but what happens when his hormones start a revolution against his will? Suddenly, pretty girls are all around, that's what. Slight spoilers for The Lost Colony.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Baby Blues reviews
Baby Artemis the Second lies peacefuly in his cot, but how is Angeline? Warnings: distorted perspective, angst, discontinuous timeline.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Angeline F., Artemis F. Senior - Complete
Sue dismissed reviews
Oneshot. A stranger with mysterious powers manages to breach into the Fowl manor security. Or has she?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
There reviews
Megatokyo oneshot. Erika ponders her tragic love life while accompanied with endless beers and Largo.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Complete
Kill Tom reviews
Tom took everything he loved. Now it's time for payback. Kill Bill & Harry Potter crossover.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2006
The Right Thing reviews
RemusOC, analysis of Remus' psyche, angst. Insecurity is Remus' middle name, and he craves for friendship bonds. Will he go over the line to keep his dear goddaughter closer to him, especially when their relationship borders the limits of legality?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,830 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - OC, Remus L.
Spread your wings and fly! reviews
This story was intended to be a Sue since the beginning. Katya Richards finds Sirius Black is her father, and flies all the way from the US to attend Hogwarts. I don't think I'll be updating it anymore, though. Thanks for your reviews.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
What lies behind the veil reviews
Something dangerous is being plotted at an alternate universe, and it endangers the Potterverse like never before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Sirius B., Harry P.
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