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Joined 09-30-16, id: 8319392, Profile Updated: 03-06-17
Author has written 6 stories for Mortal Instruments, Maximum Ride, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Thank you for coming to my profile!

Ok, so what fandoms do I read...

Mortal Instruments

Maximum Ride

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

MY SHIPS

CLACE (OTP)

Sizzy

Malec

Lukelyn

Heline

Pretty much every single TMI canon ship other than ones like Clabastian and Climon. *shudders* Just not right.

FAX (OTP)

Eggy

I don't have many MR ships.

PERCABETH (OTP)

Gruniper

Tratie

Anything I'm forgetting right now in the PJO world.

About me-

CLACE IS MY ALL TIME OTP

I have a best friend who I introduced to TMI. She is now obsessed with Malec and it's all she talks about. She doesn't see the amazingness of Clace!

I am female!

Although my pen name is annieherondalelightwood, I DO NOT SHIP JACE AND ALEC OR JACE AND IZZY! I picked the name not realizing how it sounded and now I'm too lazy to change it. Yay!

AND NOW - A BUNCH OF USELESS BUT AWESOME COPY PASTE THINGS!

How to Tell if You're a Writer-If you talk to yourself.-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'I wonder why I talk to myself ch?')-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean someone's liver?')-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.-If people think you might have A.D.D.-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.Copy and Paste this if you're a writer


15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of MM's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"


FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15.Swat at flies that don't exist.

16.Tell people that you can see their aura.

out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker!"

28.Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

32.Meow occasionally.

the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

36.Say "Ding!" at each floor.

37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

38.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."


IN THE CINEMA: Wait for it to go quiet and then stand up loudly and yell "I can't find the remote to change the channel!"


Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

16. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

17. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

18. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

19. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

20. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

21. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

22. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

23. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

24. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

25. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

26. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark


Friend: Will bail me out of jailBest friend: Would be in the room next to me saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with meBest friend: Will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lostBest Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to driveBest Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go awayBest Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall downBest Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with meBest Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks my heartBest Friend: Will help me plot my revenge and get with his best friend

Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and friend: Calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: Has never seen you cryBest Friend: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drinkBest friend: Opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: Asks you to write down your friend : They ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it backBest friend: Has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: Only knows a few things about youBest friend: Could write a biography on your life

Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doingBest friend: Will always go with you

Friend: Will help you find your friend: Will kidnap him and brings him to you.

Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

Friend: Will offer you a friend: Will dump theirs on you.

Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the friend: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

Friend: Will give you their umbrella in the friend: Will take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"

Friend: Will help you friend: Will help you move the bodies.

Friend: Will console you when you house catches on friend: Will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen.

Friend: Will ask why you're friend: Will already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Friend: Will tell you she knows how you friend: Will just sit down and cry.

Friend: You have to tell them not to tell friend: Will already know not to tell.

Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

Friend: Will never ask for friend: Is the reason you have no food.

Friend: Will knock on your front friend: Will walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Friend: Will say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the friend: Will not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

Friend: Will say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd friend: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

Friend: Hides me from the copsBest Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in publicBest Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.


Natural Highs Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It Does Make You Feel Good, especially #45.

1. Falling in love.2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.3. A hot shower.4. No lines at the supermarket.5. A special glance.6. Getting mail.7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).12. A bubble bath.13. Giggling.14. A good conversation.15 The beach16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.17. Laughing at yourself.18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you19 Midnight phone calls that last for hours.20. Running through sprinklers.21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS25. Accidentally overhearing someone say somethi ng nice about you.26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.29. Playing with a new puppy.30. Having someone play with your hair.31. Sweet dreams.32. Hot chocolate.33. Road trips with friends.34. Swinging on swings.35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.36. Making chocolate chip cookies.37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.38. Holding hands with someone you care about.39. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.40. Watching the _expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.41. Watching the sunrise.42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.43. Knowing that somebody misses you.44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter


One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.

Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm a Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

Rest In Peace, my old friend.


If you rearrange the following words, you'll find that the same letters spell the given definition. Someone out there either has too muchspare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

Dormitory: Dirty room

Astronomer: Moon starer

George Bush: He bugs Gore

The eyes: They see

Slot machine: Cash lost in me

Desperation: A rope ends it

Presbyterian: Best in prayer

Election results: Lies! Let's recount

Snooze alarm: Alas! no more z's

Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one

Mother in law: Woman Hitler

The Morse code: Here come dots

A decimal point: I'm a dot in place


This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world THE BUNNY! HEHE!

This is Duckie. Copy Duckie into your profile to help him on his way to stealing world domination from Bunny. After Duckie has taken over the world, Piggie will take it over from him. Then Froggie will take it over from him.


The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As Part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped if favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 2 letters shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments wil enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad yu smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

Some of my friends actually took this seriously. If you had a good laugh or if you just think it's funny, copy and paste it into your profile, and pass it onto others who could have a good laugh.


.: There's three ways to do things:..: The right way :..: The wrong way :..: And my way, which is wrong too, but faster!:.


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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is screaming everytime you hear the name Edward because you think Jacob is 10 times better. HAHA! -laughs at Edward fangirls- --That's Crazy, too. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you hear the Twilight Characters voices in your head. Crazy is when stare at the ceiling for three hours thinking of what to put in the next chapter of your fanfiction and then forget what book it's based on. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good and then have Spiffy the Hobbit and Pooky the Penguin attempt to eat him and when they fail miserably tell Fang that he's a "bad boy" and then ask him if he wants a cat.


98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.


My ceiling is white. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Chocolate tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.


If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are like Nudge, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If FAX is your drug, post this on your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you have a secret that nobody knows copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, then copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

IF YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR HOURS ON END, READING NUMEROUS FANFICTIONS, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever worn stilettos so you could use them as a weapon, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know the meaning of the word "penultimate", copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can solve a Rubik's cube without using a fork, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you laughed out loud while reading Maximum Ride, copy this onto your profile.

If you go through profiles like mad, looking at all of the copy/pastey-thingies, and copy/paste every single one that has a remote chance of being interesting, fill up your profile to the limit, and continue doing it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you screamed like a little kid when you found out a Maximum Ride movie was coming out, copy this onto your profile. (Yeah, I squealed like a child on Christmas... So sue me, alright?)

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you risk severe lower back problems because of being hunched over the computer so long, copy and paste this into your profile then get off the goddamn computer, Quasimodo!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you love copy and paste its, even though there useless, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-Coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you're a perfectionist and it gets you in trouble more times than humans have created a number for, copy this into your profile.

If you compulsively edit other people's work , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you're often confused for a shy and quiet person (but definitely aren't), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

IF YOU HAVE EVER BURST OUT LAUGHING ABOUT SOMETHING IN A BOOK, AND PEOPLE LOOKED AT YOU WEIRD, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever run up a "down" escalator, paste this into your profile.

If you are counting the days until the New Moon movie comes out copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes forget to breathe while reading Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Stephenie Meyer is one of the best writers in existence, copy this into your profile.

If you think Mike Newton should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profile

If you think just for the heck of it that bus should also take out Jessica and Lauren copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're crazy and you know it, don't just clap your hands, but copy and past this into your profile!

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been looking for something, then forgot what it was and why it was so important, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a mind that you're sure no one will understand, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I, like, can't believe, I, like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been in an awkward situation before paste this.

If you like rollercoasters paste this.

Put this in your profile if you know a person or two who needs to get squished by a bus... or Tyler Crowley's van

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you always say 'uhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, etc) copy this to your profile.

If you have an annoying younger --or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you start to freak out when you can't find one of your copies of Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, or Breaking Dawn when really you haven't lost it but your evil sadistic bunny of a sister thought it would be funny to hide them from you just so she could see you freak out, copy and paste this to your profile. (I'm constantly freaking! My sister has Tw, NM, and BD with her three hundred miles away in Florida!)

If, when you have a girl, you'll seriously consider naming her Isabella...copy/paste this into your profile. (Actually, it'd be more based on the fact one of my best friend's name is Bella... but still. :)

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell and hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you think Aro acts like a creepy camp councilor, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile

If you have ever tripped over a person, copy this into your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library or somewhere where it is supposed to be quiet copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorphs version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you have a weird habit of writing inside jokes somewhere anyone can see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. (Okay, not certain at all whether means "write" or "read".)

If you're too busy petting your cat and/or reading fanfiction to finish one novel a day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, TV show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever run into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe than putt thes in yoor profiele

If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when the ice cream truck comes down your street copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to re-enact 9/11 with building blocks, put this in your profile.

If you are Homo sapiens, put this in your profile.

If you use both Firefox and IE at the same time, put this in your profile.

If you know more than 3 programming languages, put this in your profile.

If you love irritating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have total blonde moments copy this into your profile

If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this!

If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile

If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile


PONDER THIS

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?Can fat people go skinny-dipping?If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?So what's the speed of dark?How come abbreviated is such a long word?Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops On my desk, I have a work station. Shouldn't that be where the work stops?If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men?How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?Why is it that 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged!?Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?Isn't it weird how the main characters in Maximum Ride and Dark Angel are both genetically recombinant beings named Max?If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?Can bald men get lice?Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey MouseWhy do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?Why they are called "apartments" when they are all stuck together?If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?Why is it called common sense if it's so rare?


Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed - I'm not a can, so don't label me.

Excuse me...have you seen my sanity?...I think I lost it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Silence is golden and duct tape is silver.

When life gives you lemons throw them in life's face, they're probably poisoned.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is - why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough!

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

There is no "I" in team but there is definitely a "ME"...

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous.

I agree with the dictionary: girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world: ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what your up too

I am NOT saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the MM's company for eating most of them.

I'm the kind of girl who's not afraid to prank my friends.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

I don't get even, I get odder.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.


Roses are red,Violets are blue,Sugar is sweet,And so are you,But the roses are wilting,The violets are dead,The sugar bowl's empty,And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblingsand rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?remember when all you wanted to doWAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Her dad was a drunkHer mom was an addictHer parents kept herLocked in an atticHer only friendwas a little toy bearIt was old and worn outAnd had patches of hair

She always talked to itWhen no one's aroundShe lays there and hugs itNot a peep of sound

Until her parentsunlock the doorSome more and more painShe'll have to endure

A bruise on her legA scar on her faceWhy would she beIn such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bearAnd softly criesShe loves her parentsBut they want her to die

She sits in the cornerQuiet but thinking,"Please God, why isMy life always sinking? "

Such a bad lifeFor a sad little kidShe'd get beaten and beatenFor anything she did

Then one nightHer mom came home highAnd the poor child was beatenAs hours went by

Then her mom suddenlyGrabbed for a bladeIt was sharp and pointyOne that she made

She thrust the bladeRight in her chest,"You deserve to dieYou worthless pest!"

The mom walked outLeaving the girl slowly dieingShe grabbed her bearAnd again started crying

Police showed upAt the small little houseThen quickly barged inEverything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowlyOpened a doorTo find the little girlLying on the floor

It must have been badTo go through so much harmBut at least she diedWith her best friend in her arms

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you have a heart.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to schoolHe told his friends that it was coolAnd when he pulled the trigger backIt shot with a great crackMommy I was a good girlI did what I was toldI went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the goldBut mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbyeI'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cryWhen Johnny shot the gun he hit me and anotherAnd all because he got the gun from his older brotherMommy please tell daddy that I love him very muchAnd please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crushAnd tell my little sister that she is the only one nowAnd tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her nowAnd tell my wonderful friends that they were always the bestMommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the restMommy tell my teachers I won't show up for classAnd never to forget this and please don't let this passMommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves thisMommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kissAnd mommy tell the doctors I know they really did tryI think I even saw a doctor trying not to cryMommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chestBut mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the restMommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crackMommy listen to me if you wouldI wanted to go to collegeI wanted to try things that were newI guess I'm not going with daddyOn that trip to the new zooI wanted to get marriedI wanted to have a kidI wanted to be an actressMommy I wanted to liveBut mommy I must go nowThe time is getting lateMommy tell my ChrisI'm sorry but I had to cancel the dateI love you mommy I always haveI know you know it's trueMommy all I wanted to say is "mommy I love you"


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditzI'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals (Just an FYI on this one, my family is Christian. I have not decided what religion I am or if I have one, so I bolded all of those.)I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up.I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandalI'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be going out with them all.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceitedI'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedyI'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazyI'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamasI'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuffI'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punksI'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHAI'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm blackI'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devilI'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie Hollister.I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up.I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snobI'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelonI'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horseI’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a SatanistI draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Anyone who is ON FANFICTION and didn't bold this one... You lier.)I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheepI’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (See above. IT'S FANFICTION!)I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loserI care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippyI have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virginsI'm PAGAN so I MUST worship SatanI'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against AbortionI'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Seriously! See above! If you don't like reading, why are you reading this now? Gotcha!)I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Donald Trump... No comment.)I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcastI like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (I don't read anime but the rest apply)I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the timesI'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionistI'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistakeI DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problemsI don't HAVE MANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be antisocial.I have a guy best friend, so I MUST be going out with him.I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar.I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundariesI'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sportsI like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho NaziI WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerdI'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be shortI'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebelliousI'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have moralsI'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsibleI'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challengedI'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attentionI COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad lifeI get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't tryI'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all GermansI like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immatureI am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I MUST just be emo.I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.I love SHOPPING so I MUST be richI like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

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Road Trippin (TMI) by Mina's Fanfictions reviews
After five years of being abused, Clary finally finds the courage to runaway. She plans to live a new life, away from the nightmares of her past. Little does she know that this whole new life is waiting for her with open arms. {OOC AH AU} - CLACE - Humour/Drama/Romance/Family/Friendship - Beta: Shauna Kullden
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 141,123 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 2/15/2016 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Valentine M., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
This is going to take some explaining by MyHavenisBooks reviews
Clary and Jace had been friends all their lives, but when Simon Lewis came around, Jace slowly got edged out. Years later, Jace is just sitting in a regular coffee shop when Clary walks in. She take his breath away, then he notices her tears. What just happened, and what has Jace missed all these years? *this isn't a sad story, but there are a few lows for the characters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,630 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L.
The Broken Guardian by Nightshade Guardian reviews
A slightly darker take on the guardian of the hunt context. Percy is betrayed by almost everyone at camp and leaves what had been his home for the last six years and a chain of events unfold. Pertemis pairing maybe one other later in the story. I DO NOT OWN PJO OR HOO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 162,591 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 11/5/2021 - Published: 9/5/2016 - Percy J., Thalia G., Artemis, Reyna R.
Playing the Players by iRiDeScEnT DrReAm reviews
"Are you ready to play the players, Tessa?" Tessa nodded firmly. "How hard can it be after all?" Clary and Tessa have had just about enough of Jace and Will and their womanizing ways - so they make a plan to give the two a taste of their own medicine and break their hearts. The only problem is, the Herondale boys are planning on doing the exact same thing. TMI/TID crossover.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,464 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 7/31/2021 - Published: 12/2/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
Spellbound by BlueBird Blues reviews
After learning the truth of Mor's feelings towards him, Azriel has a chance encounter with a cursed human girl. Azriel x OC. Takes place after the events of ACOWAR.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,761 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/3/2021 - Published: 5/15/2017
Spider-ling, Spider-Boy, Spider-Man by JustmeSpidey reviews
Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man, has finally joined all our favorite characters in the Marvel Cinematic Universe! This story explores some of the possible interactions MCU!Spider-Man could have with the Avengers, the relationships he could form, and the many fun and entertaining situations that could result. All MCU movies & TV included.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 210,329 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 2,774 - Updated: 6/22/2021 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker
You, Me, and Everything by peachtree3 reviews
Nesta and Cassian in different settings and different times trying to learn to live and love again. Or Nessian One-shot compilation! One one-shot everyday
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,015 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/25/2021 - Published: 5/7/2017 - Nesta, Cassian
Where Did It Go Wrong by CityOfClace01 reviews
Rylands always felt like he's had it all, the fame, the fortune, the girl who stole his heart when he was young, but things aren't always what they seem, one phone call will change his life forever just when he meets the women of his dreams… Will everything turn out okay in the end or will he lose sight in himself (Don't read if you haven't read When I Look Into Your Eyes)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 411,940 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/28/2020 - Published: 12/11/2016 - Alec L., Clary F., Jace W., Max L.
A Court of Death and Destruction by KatnissTrisBella29 reviews
This is my telling of after A Court of Mist and Fury. Book 3, basically. When Feyre is thrown into the midst of the Prythian war, how will she get through it? And is there something that even she, Feyre Cursebreaker, cannot conquer?
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,216 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/3/2020 - Published: 11/9/2016 - Feyre, Rhys, Nesta, Morrigan
The Volturi-A New Life by Bellatrix-The-Slytherin-Queen reviews
Edward has been keeping a secret He's been cheating on Bella with Tanya Denail since he came back last year and poor Bella has no clue what happens when she's finds out, will she be forgiving or will she give him sweet, sweet revenge R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/18/2020 - Published: 6/10/2017 - [Bella, Alec]
Jace cheats wow so original by Two Girls One Account reviews
Jace cheats on Clary and she has to run away but she didn't tell him a secret that she had... wow so original never before seen on this website (read it for the lols. Also if you hate fics like this, we got you)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/5/2020 - Published: 1/6/2017 - [Clary F., Jace W.] [Isabelle L., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.]
A Second Chance by RavenClawRavensandSlytherins reviews
Mala saw Aelin's fate - heard her pleas. She watched her in shackles, saving the world at the expense of her own. And so she gave them a second chance - sending them to the beginning.
Throne of Glass series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,175 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 3/3/2018 - Aelin G., Rowan W.
People leave,Memories Don't by LoneAuthoress reviews
They promised that they'd never leave each other. They'd always be together. But the Fates are cruel. Promises are broken,Tears are shed. People leave,but Memories Don't, (Related to my stories. OCxAPOLLO)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,680 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/15/2020 - Published: 5/23/2017 - Apollo
Wings of Chaos (ABANDONED) by StrandedGirl reviews
Percy Jackson was abandoned by his friends and family. After encountering a mystery man, he joins him in protecting the universe from all evils. 400 years later he must return to the place of his nightmares and save them once again. Will the past slow him down or will it push him to protect his once family.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,768 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/13/2019 - Published: 12/3/2016 - Percy J.
Percy Jackson Birthday Harem by TheGreenArrowDP2001 reviews
Hey guy's, this is my second story, hope you like it. If you do or don't like it, let me know in the comments. :)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,047 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/11/2019 - Published: 5/3/2017
Why is it Always Me? by eyedeekae reviews
So many people mix the idea of settling for something and being happy with something. So Edward, am I simply your experiment? You finally meet someone where you don't have access to their mind, and you become curious. It's that first spark of interest. Is that all? OOC Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,844 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/9/2019 - Published: 8/24/2017 - Bella, Demetri
Shake it, Bake it, Brew it by Blackkitten23 reviews
Between trauma after being attacked by Quirrell, harsh comments from Snape and being told he has to go back to the Durselys, Harry has had enough. This summer he starts kicking back and watches as Dumbledore's carefully laid plans for him crumble – Yaoi Boy x Boy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 143,645 - Reviews: 1825 - Favs: 5,079 - Follows: 4,217 - Updated: 5/10/2019 - Published: 7/31/2016 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Severus S. - Complete
A Court of Guns and Glass by A.J.Kester reviews
Real world AU. Feyre and Rhys are together and just trying to get through "normal" life. Non-linear plot line.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,186 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/9/2019 - Published: 1/30/2017 - [Feyre, Rhys] Tamlin - Complete
Navigating uncharted waters by Starryknight09 reviews
Sequel to 'The darkest hour is just before the dawn'. Tony and Peter struggle to settle in and navigate their new roles as father and son while an unforeseen threat looms on the horizon.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 139,741 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 4/25/2019 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
The troubles of university by MxJxM reviews
Aelin and all of her friends in university... Let's hope that they have fun, because wyrd help the headmaster if they don't. (No consistent storyline. This story is purely for my - and your - own amusement.)
Throne of Glass series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 123,540 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/30/2019 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Rowan W., Aedion A., Manon B., Aelin G.
Reverie by Wintreaux reviews
"When I see something I want I go for it until it's mine, Betty Cooper." She felt the dark and dangerous serpent hiss in her ear. She knew it was bad, she knew this was all bad but damn, why did it make her feel so good? - AU - OOC - Bughead -
Riverdale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,234 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 3/11/2019 - Published: 7/25/2017 - [Jughead J., Betty C.] [Archie A., Veronica L.] - Complete
Clockwork City by Silver Slytherin Princess reviews
London detective, Clarissa Fairchild, moves to New York City in hopes of starting a new life and ridding herself of her past. On the other side, big shot Jace Herondale is the best detective in New York City. Taking on murder cases, psychotic ex girlfriends, and so much sexual tension it's deadly. Homicide is about to get a hell of a lot sexier. OOC/AU/AH (Sporadic updates)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,456 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 2/12/2019 - Published: 12/25/2014 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Alec L., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
Let Me Love You by StormageddonDarkLadyOfAll reviews
'For five minutes, I'm just boring Clary Morgenstern, the unnoticed, unneeded, boring little redhead no one pays attention to- the girl whose secrets are safe. But then the classroom door opens and angel boy steps in, effectively starting the upside-down-isation of my life.' Clary has secrets no one can know but the new boy won't back off. What happens when love uncovers secrets?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,298 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 4/18/2016 - [Clary F., Jace W.] [Alec L., Magnus B.]
Ice Cold by Wartermehloan reviews
Clary and Jace have been at the same school for years now but hardly know the other exists. Will a school geography trip to the mountains of Iceland change things between them? When disaster strikes, will they be drawn together or torn apart? CLACE. I've tried to keep it real ;D
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,496 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 12/22/2018 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L.
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
High school classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. Between truth or dare, streaking, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella ... what could possibly go wrong? ExB. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,187 - Reviews: 3412 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 12/5/2018 - Published: 3/14/2008
Love undercover by feysand9299 reviews
Feyre is deep within the heart of the Spring court. telling their every movement to her love and mate Rhys without tamlin or Lucian suspecting and getting herself ready to strike at any moment. Meanwhile Rhys is heart broken as rebuilding the city Velaris and having to every day live under Amren's pleading demands to destroy the spring court and bring Feyre home to them.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/13/2018 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Feyre, Lucien, Tamlin, Rhys
My Golden Angel by Carebear96 reviews
Clary Fray has had a hard life. After a failed divorce with her husband Sebastian she is forced from going from living the high life to living in a flat with her four kids. Clary struggles to get by each day and prays for a chance to live again. When her new neighbour moves in and introduces Clary to her brother Jace, can he help Clary out of her depression and show her the light?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,305 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 10/3/2018 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
Rowaelin Hogwarts AU by RowaelinHerondale reviews
Swearing and sexual innuendos ;) (started out as Rowaelin One Shots.) Cover Art: Charlie Bowater
Throne of Glass series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,183 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/11/2018 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Rowan W., Aedion A., Aelin G.
Silver Crest High: A highschool Rowaelin and a Feysand FanFiction by LifeAfterAll reviews
When wonderful characters of Sarah J. Maas meet from across their two worlds, Throne of Glass and A Court of Thorns and Roses, in a high school setting, personalities collide. Told from different POVs, this story is a whirlwind of emotions. The only question is, will everyone be able to make it out alive...*SPOILERS–All ToG and ACOTAR books* *Updates: Mondays*
Crossover - Throne of Glass series & A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,637 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/9/2018 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Rowan W., Aelin G., Feyre, Rhys
The Woes of Having Neighbors by Scribomaniac reviews
Prompt: Rowaelin roommates or live-across-the-hall au? (All human, modern day AU) Rowan and Aelin are neighbors and Rowan is less than pleased.
Throne of Glass series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,636 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/21/2018 - Published: 2/28/2017 - [Aelin G., Rowan W.] - Complete
More Than This by oncetwicenever reviews
Clarissa Morgenstern and Raven Morsmundi work for the CIA. When they're sent to protect the son of a FBI agent with a threat on his life, they have no idea how much he will piss them off. When the two operatives pasts' come back to bite them, how will the CIA - and the agent's son - react?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,155 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/6/2018 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Clary F., Jace W., OC
Dawn Frost by KatieK101 reviews
Crowfrost: the handsome new deputy of ShadowClan. Dawnpelt: the beautiful daughter of Rowanstar. She-cats worship him, toms drool over her. He's fierce and she's fiery. She's smart and he's witty. He resents his Clanmates. She's tired of being seen as just a pretty face. They hate each other. But when they're forced to work together, can a friendship - or something more - bloom? AU
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 206,101 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/5/2018 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Tigerheart, Dawnpelt - Complete
Tethered to the Starlight by psyd17 reviews
Feyre is back in the Spring court after separating from her mate, Rhysand. Unfortunately, she will soon discover she not only has to protect herself from the King of Hybern, but another who is stuck in the Spring court against their will. Rhysand cannot help her on a majority of her journey, so she will be forced to take down Tamlin, Jurian, and Hybern on her own. Feysand pregnancy
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,565 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 6/29/2016 - Feyre, Lucien, Tamlin, Rhys
A New Chapter Begins by EmbryStarr reviews
What happens when Tamlin finds his own mate? And what will he do when he finds out that she knows how he treated Feyre Archeron before she fled from him. Will the bond work? Or will she, too, have to escape for her life?
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,418 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/22/2018 - Published: 8/30/2017 - Tamlin, OC, Azriel
The Right Thing To Do by lovesbitca8 reviews
Hermione felt the pounding in her ears again. She would see him for the first time since the Great Hall, gaunt and stricken at the Slytherin table with his mother clutching his arm. She hadn't meant to look for him. Not in the corridors, not beneath the white sheets of the fallen, not on the way to the Chamber of Secrets with Ron, but she was a stupid girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,287 - Reviews: 3455 - Favs: 7,977 - Follows: 3,387 - Updated: 4/12/2018 - Published: 7/8/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Court of Hope and Pain by VVirgo reviews
A Court of Thorns and Roses from the POV of our favorite High Lord, Rhysand. Please please review! Hope you enjoy and again PLEASE REVIEW!
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,142 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/2/2018 - Published: 8/25/2017 - Feyre, Tamlin, Rhys, Amarantha
Words of Werewolves by Ea Skyrah reviews
Every year, the cadre of Lycan werewolves holds a mating ball in search for their mate. Elide has just turned 18, now required to attend. Knowing that her mate surely couldn't be one of the most powerful werewolves in existence, she opts to not show up. Little did she know one choice and its domino effect would hold. Elorcan. AU.
Throne of Glass series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,670 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/31/2018 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Lorcan, Elide L. - Complete
A Court of Twisted Lies by TheLastBookBender reviews
Feyre had sacrificed her life in the past to save Tamlin, but now she will sacrifice everything to take him down. For her home, her future, her mate, her friends and family. For her world. Feyre is now a spy in the manor of the Spring Court, but it will not be easy. Based after A Court of Mist and Fury.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,617 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/20/2018 - Published: 5/22/2016
A Court of Truth and Deceit by SeaSpree reviews
Our take on the finale of the ACOTAR trilogy: A Court of Truth and Deceit. While Feyre is acting as spy in the Spring Court, Rhysand is in the Night Court, preparing for war against the King of Hybern, who plans to wipe out the mortal lands. To save their world, Rhysand and Feyre must be prepared to cheat and lie to win the war. In times like these, will truth prevail, or deceit?
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,936 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/14/2018 - Published: 5/9/2016
The snowball by Infernal Gamer reviews
A feysand fic inspired by a holiday au I saw. Lucien challenges Feyre to a snowball fight while Tamlin is away, but Feyre hits a passing by Rhysand in the face and "oh my god I'm so sorry I accidentally nailed you in the face!"
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,914 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/16/2017 - Published: 10/3/2016
Something Special by bookaddict06 reviews
Feyre and Aelin are best friends. Feyre knows no one and Aelin knows everyone. When they are asked to create something special for an art project why are both their eyes drawn to the sexiest guys in school.
Crossover - Throne of Glass series & A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,157 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/16/2017 - Published: 1/19/2017 - Rowan W., Aelin G., Feyre, Rhys
Boneheaded Football Players by Kapu479 reviews
Rowaelin fluff. Rowan is QB at their university. Aelin is both intrigued and repulsed. A party starts it all.
Throne of Glass series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/3/2017 - Published: 4/10/2017
Once Upon A Time by SpellCleaver reviews
A collection of ten short oneshots/drabbles where the TOG girls are put into fairytale retellings, i.e. Cinderella, Rapunzel, Puss In Boots, Rumpelstiltskin.
Throne of Glass series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,944 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/18/2017 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Kaltain R., Sorscha, Elide L., Lysandra - Complete
Really? by Advocate4BAMFs reviews
"Really?" Percy yelled exasperated. A bunch of short one-shots that aren't really related or in order. Just some funny ideas I had for parts of the PJO series. (HoO now included; others might come in later)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/16/2017 - Published: 9/14/2017 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Jason G.
A Compilation of Stories by firearms57 reviews
Different stories, different pairings, different styles. I plan on writing angst, romance, humor, all you can think of. Suggestions for what to write next can be left in the reviews. Feysand. Moriel. Nessian. :)
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,987 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/11/2017 - Published: 8/4/2016
Heart To Hearts by SpellCleaver reviews
A series of oneshots inspired by the events of A Court of Wings and Ruin. Things I was curious about; AUs and plot bunnies that came to mind; headcanons that are neither confirmed nor denied. Spoilers for ACOWAR. Complete.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,478 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/5/2017 - Published: 5/7/2017 - Feyre, Rhys, Nesta, Morrigan - Complete
Shadow Knights by me-oh-maya reviews
Basic Chaos/Percy story. Betrayed by the ones he loves, Chaos offers Percy a choice to become a Shadow Knight. He never expected to have to go back though.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,726 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/25/2017 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Percy J., Thalia G., Artemis, Chaos - Complete
Alone in the Townhouse (A Nessian Ficlette) by Rhysand-vs-Fenrys reviews
When the Court of Nightmares visits Velaris, Nesta and Cassian plot to take advantage of their time alone and finally take things to the next level.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Nesta, Cassian - Complete
A Queen of Iron and Roses by GrandFinaleigh reviews
Elain's first visit to the Spring Court as told through multiple POVs. Ongoing project. Reviews and feedback encouraged. ACOWAR spoilers.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 5/23/2017 - Lucien, Tamlin, Elain, Azriel
My Fair Lady by SpellCleaver reviews
"Feyre Archeron," a voice mused. "I almost didn't recognise you." "I would've thought that would be the entire point of a disguise, Rhysand." / Azriel was adamant that he still had spies on the inside. Rhys never thought to ask who. / "The rightful queen of Prythian lived in a derelict block of flats, near to a rubbish dump." Short Story. All Human. Fantasy-ish AU.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,533 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 6/21/2017 - Feyre, Rhys, Morrigan, Azriel - Complete
Shadows of Love by AvocadoGoddess reviews
He knows her secret. But he can't stop loving her. An Azriel one-shot.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2017 - Azriel - Complete
Camp Velaris by highladyfxyre reviews
Being sent to a summer camp full of rich kids to work as a councillor is the worst thing ever, according to Feyre. At least until she meets a certain violet eyed councillor and his friends.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,350 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/30/2017 - Feyre, Rhys, Cassian, Morrigan - Complete
I'm Not Your Type by LoneAuthoress reviews
Times when Percy annoyed Nico Di Angelo with the phrase we all know as...*drumroll* You're not my type. Yeah,I know it's different in the title...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/24/2017 - Complete
The Far Table in the Back by snelbyshyder reviews
Say hello to the next multi-chapter endeavor I have for you! Based off the recent movie, starring Anna Kendrick, Table 19, I figured who better to use from that inspiration than our wonderful Aelin A. Galathynius. I haven't written a ToG fic in a hot minute, so I'll also be re-reading the books as I go.
Throne of Glass series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/18/2017 - [Aelin G., Rowan W.] [Dorian H., Manon B.]
ACOTAR One Shots (Previously Prank War) by kiminicricket reviews
One shots of the Inner Circle. Will contain spoilers for ACOWAR
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,832 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/13/2017 - Published: 2/21/2017 - Feyre, Rhys, Morrigan, Azriel - Complete
Son Of Chaos The Judgement Of Olympus by kevin1984 reviews
The battle lines have been drawn. The Gods have made their final mistake. Now it is time for Percy to make sure they pay for it. However the Gods and Titans are not the only thing Percy will have to worry about. This is book four, if you haven't read the other books then you can find them on my profile page. pairing Percy/Thalia/Bianca.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,084 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 7/13/2017 - Published: 7/21/2014
Reverse the Spell by LoneAuthoress reviews
What happens when Lou Ellen of the Hecate Cabin accidentally misuses a spell,turning Jason,Piper,Percy,Annabeth,Leo and Penny into...five year old kids?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/7/2017 - Apollo - Complete
Twins of Night by HissHiss reviews
Mylani, high fae, daemati, half Illyrian, shadow singer, twin sister of the high lord of the Night Court. She was trapped, trapped in her own mind in a deep sleep, after 50 years of torture Under The Mountain. But now? Now she is back finding herself, a friend and then a mate. POST ACOWAR
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 6/3/2017
High Lady and High Lord of Night by Lana29 reviews
Takes of at the beginning of ACOWAR
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2017 - [Rhys, Feyre] Tamlin
Faebies by RhysandDarling reviews
Feyre Archeron, High Lady of the Night Court, is playing spy in the home of her former lover. Just recently, she and Rhysand had accepted their mating bond in a cabin located high in the mountains, which resulted in hours of mind-blowing sex. But what if it also resulted in something else... Like a baby? (Loosely based off the plot of ACOWAR but not really)
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,644 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/28/2017 - Published: 5/29/2017 - [Feyre, Rhys]
Aftermath by Kassanconnelly reviews
Post ACOWAR...disclaimer I do not own any over the Characters in this beautiful universe
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,043 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/27/2017 - Published: 5/16/2017
That's So Cliche by MyWindowIsOpen reviews
A tongue in cheek OS about the Twilight Universe, and all its wonderful cliches. What's the purpose of the story, you might ask? None. It just popped in my head. Take it with a grain of salt. :)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/20/2017 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett - Complete
The Returning Legend by ArcticWolf1996 reviews
After the Second Giant War, Percy was finally able to relax. However, when a son of Morpheus enters camp, the campers soon turn on Percy and drive him out of camp. Looking for a new life while coming to terms with his friend's betrayal, he reads about the many worlds outside of Earth and his decision was instantly made. Mainly focuses on his adventures and time in Chaos army
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 153,702 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 6/18/2017 - Published: 3/27/2016 - [Percy J., OC] Chaos
50 Shades of G(r)ay by esompthin reviews
Soulmate AU, in which your world is gray until you touch your soulmate. Then your world bursts into color. But, once you stop touching, it goes back to gray. This can cause some people to become a bit attached to their soulmate. Alexander never had that problem. He thinks the whole thing is stupid. Jamilton, a bit Lams and Jeffmads.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,755 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 5/5/2017 - [A. Hamilton, T. Jefferson] J. Madison - Complete
A Court of Trends and Laughter by KatnissTrisBella29 reviews
A series of one shots including all your fave characters from the ACOTAR series and TOG series. Basically, I'll write about modern trends, and how the characters experience/react to them.
Crossover - Throne of Glass series & A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/11/2017
Fun and Games by tidalfire reviews
A night that starts off as just fun and games gets a little more heated than anyone expected when feelings get involved. Based on an old OTP prompt of a game of Twister that gets a little touchy-feely combined with the classic spin-the-bottle prompt.
Throne of Glass series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/7/2017 - Rowan W., Aelin G. - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Game by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Percy is given the gift of the Gamer turning his life into a video game with levels, dungeons and skill points. Now Percy, armed with this amazing ability, sets out to prove himself to the world of the gods and humans by becoming the best at he can be and fulfilling his destiny. And eventually maybe even find love. Swearing, OP Percy, oh and REVIEWS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 781,118 - Reviews: 10814 - Favs: 12,483 - Follows: 12,226 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Percy J., Thalia G., Artemis
The Death of a Hero by Bianca di' Angelo1 reviews
"The darkness was of ink. The light, of sparkling wine." Rhy's POV of his death. ACOWAR spoilers.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2017 - [Rhys, Feyre] Tamlin - Complete
Rhysand and the Huntress by Beach50 reviews
Two hearts owned by one queen. A man who was made to be a king, but was only a mistress. A woman who fought for a man, who no longer saw her. Only a few words were spoken, yet they enraptured their minds. His thoughts were consumed, and the queen gave orders. Freedom was all they could hope for.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,583 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/29/2017 - Feyre, Rhys, Amarantha
A Feysand Fanfic by feyrehighlady reviews
About 1 1/2 years after the ending of ACOWAR, Feyre realizes that she is pregnant, and is going to bring twins into the world. But, with Feyre, who has the powers of all of the high lords as their mother, and Rhysand, the most powerful High Lord/Ilyrian as their father... Who knows what could happen!
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/29/2017
Setia by Ea Skyrah reviews
Prompt: "You don't marry someone you can live with—you marry someone you cannot live without." Nessian. AU.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2017 - Published: 5/28/2017 - Nesta, Cassian - Complete
Shadows of Poetry by Ea Skyrah reviews
For the dreams that are unanswered, and the nightmares that are lived: a quick AU shot of Azriel's ascent from the darkness.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2017 - Azriel - Complete
Dreams and Doubts by Nicoley117-TheBlueMartini reviews
Post-ACOWAR. Nesta and Cassian haven't spoken in the weeks following the war. But when Nesta has a nightmare of Cassian's death, she needs to see him.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/27/2017 - Feyre, Nesta, Cassian - Complete
Cough of Cacophonies by Ea Skyrah reviews
"A fresh poison a week, for we were born sick." Full summary inside. Nessian. AU.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2017
Walking down the aisle by Kuroneko95 reviews
OS. Cassian loves Nesta so much that he suddenly ask for her hand. Her reaction is also unexpected. Nessian, a bit of Feysand and mention of Elucien.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2017 - Nesta, Cassian - Complete
The Dream's Gift by kemkam reviews
Feyre has a dream about The Bone Carver, the Prison, and a little boy with violet eyes. Pure fluff. Post Acowar so *spoilers*
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/27/2017 - [Feyre, Rhys] - Complete
Escape by rowaelingalathynius reviews
When Feyre finds herself in desperate need of a friend, she ends up shedding her toxic relationships. When she's hired for a birthday party and meets a beautiful stranger, maybe a friend isn't the only thing she needed. But first, she needs to escape from the one relationship thats suffocating her. Modern AU.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,912 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/25/2017 - Published: 8/1/2016 - Feyre, Lucien, Tamlin, Rhys - Complete
How I changed by Mlooker reviews
Bella Swan has changed. She finally gets her life back on track after the Cullens leave, then she gets thrust back into the centre of the vampire world. How does she deal with Edwards advances? And what will she think of her new mate, the deadlist of the three vampire kings, the most powerful person in the vampire world?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/25/2017 - Bella, Caius
Serene by GiannaBrown reviews
Years after the chaos, Tamlin still hold the piece of message that she sent. Find your happiness, she said. But how?
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 5/23/2017
Valentine's Day at Camp Half-Blood by phangirlalways reviews
Leo has a plan for this year's Valentine's Day. He wants to make it the best day for Calypso. The guys- Frank, Percy, Jason and Nico join in the fun for their girlfriends. Well boyfriend in the case of Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2017 - Percy J., Jason G., Leo V., Frank Z.
Justice by Arwen4eva reviews
Feyre has been contained within the Spring Court for long enough, stealthily gathering information which is passed on to her Court. Now is her time to act and she is not wasting this opportunity. This High Lady is ready to play… the question is; are they? I DO NOT OWN THE ACOTAR SERIES! Set after ACOMAF!
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 5/7/2017 - [Feyre, Rhys] Tamlin - Complete
Terrassen Park by high-lady-feyre reviews
A Modern AU of Throne of Glass! Aelin is walking her dog in the park and meets a handsome stranger.
Throne of Glass series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/19/2017 - Rowan W., Aelin G., Fleetfoot - Complete
Tamlin POV CH 765 by Kalaelizabeth reviews
Much needed Tamlin POV from ACOWAR
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2017 - Feyre, Tamlin, Rhys
A Wind of Whisps and Shadows by aspentree11 reviews
Ever since the war ended, Azriel found himself being haunted by his past now more than ever. Are these fears arising simply because of his evolving feelings for a friend or are these memories an omen for something much, much worse?
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/18/2017 - Published: 5/10/2017 - Elain, Azriel
Trust and Shadows by GrandFinaleigh reviews
Things are ever confusing when it comes to Elain's affections. A short story for the ACOTAR fandom. Reviews and feedback always appreciated. WARNING: Major spoilers for those who have not read ACOWAR.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/18/2017 - Lucien, Elain, Morrigan, Azriel - Complete
A Court of Dreams and Healing by jilyisperfect reviews
Post ACOWAR 1-shots about life in the Night Court after Hybern. Told from Feyre's point of view.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/16/2017 - Feyre, Rhys, Nesta, Morrigan
Awakened - An Elain Fic by Eliniei reviews
Days after being forced into the Cauldron and turned into High Fae, Elain sits in her room and stresses over how much her life has changed until the power roiling deep inside of her threatens to awaken.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2017 - Nesta, Elain, Morrigan - Complete
Hairdresser - A Feysand Fic by Eliniei reviews
Fic request. Before a night of partying with their friends at Rita's, Rhysand helps Feyre style her hair.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/15/2017
Painting Class - A Feysand Fic by Eliniei reviews
Inspired from a late night conversation between a friend and a headcanon formed on Tumblr. Years after the events of ACOWAR, Feyre has opened a painting studio that offers free classes to the citizens of Velaris. Rhys offers to take over her High Lady duties for the night so she can teach, but decides to do something a little more mischievous.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2017 - Feyre, Rhys - Complete
My Night Sky - A Starfall Fic by Eliniei reviews
Inspired by a headcanon and drawing by Embaileyart. Rhys and Feyre are celebrating their first Starfall after the war. When her feet start to hurt after a night of celebrating, Rhys steps in to lend a hand.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2017
Together by Nicoley117-TheBlueMartini reviews
Post-ACOWAR. Nesta and Cassian talk for the first time since the events of the war, which ends up being more of a screaming match. NESSIAN.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/14/2017 - Nesta, Cassian - Complete
A Court of Ice and Stars by xnightwolfx reviews
Post-ACOWAR AU. Several decades have passed since the war against Hybern, and the Winter Court is hosting an inter-court peace gathering. When Cian and Calla, the heirs apparent to the Night and Winter Courts, meet again for the first time after several years, personalities clash, banter ensues, and sparks fly, even as dark forces threaten to shatter Prythian's tentative peace.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/13/2017
Advice by ILoveTheBooks reviews
After the events of book 3, Nesta needs to ask Feyre some relationship advice, but is Feyre up to the challenge? One-shot.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2017 - Feyre, Nesta, Cassian - Complete
Draw With Me by ships-and-saints reviews
Inspired by ACOWAR, but NO SPOILERS - Feyre and her family have settled in Velaris, the City of Starlight, where she has enrolled at the Velaris School of Design. Feyre experiences her first art class, reminisces about the past, and meets some interesting people and students - including Helion and Rhysand! And... Helion asks her on a coffee date? [Feyre x Rhysand][Modern AU]
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/10/2017 - Feyre, Rhys
Mythical Creatures by Two Girls One Account reviews
Clary, (a dryad,) was recently expelled from her old school and now must attend Alicante Academy with her brother and his group of friends. What could go wrong?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,061 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/10/2017 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Clary F., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
Tiny Hearts by snelbyshyder reviews
"Prompt from Tumblr: can u write a rowan x aelin fic that will break my heart? im in the mood to cry" You're damn right I can.
Throne of Glass series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/10/2017 - Rowan W., Aelin G. - Complete
You Are My Life by Arwen4eva reviews
Feyre has successfully infiltrated the Spring Court but feels so out of place; away from her home, her family and her mate. As her anger grows and her powers threaten to break free, can Feyre continue protecting her Court and those she loves without exposing herself? Set after ACOMAF. I DO NOT OWN THE ACOTAR SERIES!
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,451 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/7/2017 - Published: 5/28/2016 - [Feyre, Rhys] Tamlin - Complete
Day Off by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
In which Kevin accidentally sleeps over and definitely doesn't need to miss school. But Joaquin makes it hard to leave.:: For Bex
Riverdale - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2017 - [Joaquin DeSantos, Kevin K.] - Complete
Beauty Facing the Beast by EmbryStarr reviews
Following the story line of ACOMAF, Feyre is back in the dangerous clutches of Tamlin after he has searched for her for so long. Thinking that his pity will be his weak point, Feyre will soon come to find that she might be more of a prisoner than she was last time. Maybe Tamlin is more suspicious of her than she thought he was. T for language and possible situations later on
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,448 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/4/2017 - Published: 1/31/2017
Nameless (A Court of Mist and Fury and Throne of Glass) by RowaelinHerondale reviews
RowaelinFeyrhys Ships: Rowaelin and Feysand/Feyrhys . SET AFTER EoS and ACOMAF (AMAZING COVER ART BY: CHARLIE BOWATER)
Crossover - Throne of Glass series & A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,394 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Complete
A Short Vacation by onelongstarrynight reviews
Oneshot. Feyre, Rhys, Mor and Cassian take a vacation to the mountain cabin, and they end up stuck there because a blizzard arrives. What will four of our favourite immortals get up to while trapped?
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2017 - [Feyre, Rhys] Cassian, Morrigan
A Court of Dreams and Nightmares by LoverofBooks1205 reviews
It's been one month since Feyre and the Night Court set foot in Hybern. Feyre went "home" to the Spring Court, according to Tamlin. But will the Spring Court and Hybern survive the wrath of the High Lady of the Night Court? Note: first time writing fanfic, diehard Feyrsand fan, all characters belong to the wonderful Sarah J. Maas. Not the same as Nemime01's story.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,909 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/30/2017 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Complete
Heart of Glass by Jazzeegirl reviews
One night at a summer fair, Aelin Galathynius gets in a fight with a stranger to defend her daughter's right to a certain carousel pony. After this fight, it seems that she keeps running into this stranger, who may be exactly what she needs to heal her shattered heart after her beloved husband's death. T for language
Throne of Glass series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/30/2017 - Published: 4/16/2017 - Rowan W., Aelin G.
A Court of Mystery and Retrospect by shootingstarx7 reviews
Astrid, daughter of Feyre and Rhysand, mysteriously vanished as a toddler and appeared in a completely different world: our world. She grew up on a farm in Pennsylvania, longingly stargazing, without knowing her true identity. However, after narrowly escaping death, she returns to Prythian. What will she discover about her disappearance and the family that she left behind? Pls R&R
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,871 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 1/6/2017
Olympic Dreams by suffocatingonsadness reviews
Clary and Jace are both teenagers with the same dreams. Winning gold at the Winter Olympics. Nothing would make Clary more proud than to represent the USA in the sport she loves. Nothing would make Jace more proud than to represent Great Britain in the sport he loves. When the first Olympics don't go as planned, will they make their dreams a reality 4 years later? (Major Clace)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 112,954 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 8/22/2016 - Alec L., Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W. - Complete
My Youth is Yours by Shadowhuntersislove reviews
When Clary met her schoolmate Isabelle Lightwood again, she had no idea her life was about to change forever. Clace AU.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,499 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/21/2017 - Published: 3/13/2017 - [Clary F., Jace W.] - Complete
Lost Hope, Found Hope by Artemis'Lieutanent reviews
"Annabeth Chase, will you marry me?" "You disappear for 6 months then ask me to marry you!" Warning: Annabeth is a jerk at first. same with Poseidon. He's kinda hit or miss. Don't be too harsh, i'm thirteen, this is my first fanfic. Pairing: Perlia
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/4/2017 - Published: 12/8/2016
Celebrations by snelbyshyder reviews
Rowan goes out with the Cadre after work one night and has a few too many. / AU/AH / Domestic Fluff /
Throne of Glass series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/3/2017 - Rowan W., Aedion A., Lorcan, Aelin G. - Complete
If I Hold My Breath by ZGory reviews
It's Joaquin's birthday, but he's not really expecting anything special. That is until a fellow Serpent gives him quite the surprise.
Riverdale - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2017 - [Kevin K., Joaquin DeSantos] OC - Complete
Can We Kiss And Tell Yet? by Daytona44 reviews
When Veronica suggests Kevin accompany her to the club, he figures this is a perfect opportunity to snag some Joaquin kisses. Too bad Kevin's friends care too much to give the poor boy some privacy.
Riverdale - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2017 - Kevin K., Joaquin DeSantos - Complete
Drunk at a Wedding by starwarsfreak95 reviews
What if Rhys had showed up to Feyre's wedding "rip-roaring drunk" as he said he'd planned on getting that day? It moves things along a bit, that's what. Just one little change can redirect the whole story. Feysand.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/27/2017 - Feyre, Rhys
Soulmate - Rowaelin by darknessinflight reviews
Tattoo soulmate AU by @writing-prompt-s . It was tweaked a bit, because where's the fun in black tattoos. "A thinks their soulmate is in another country because they haven't found each other and starts to travel the world to find them. After 1 year A is home again…etc"
Throne of Glass series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/26/2017 - Rowan W., Maeve, Aelin G. - Complete
Percy Jackson - Broken Together (On Hold) by ThatWriterGuy11585 reviews
When Annabeth cheats on Percy he is broken on the inside. He goes to Olympus and is comforted by the most unlikely, brokenhearted goddess. As they grow closer together, will they be able to repair each others broken heart?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,854 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 3/23/2017 - Published: 12/26/2016 - [Percy J., Hera]
Band of Sisters by jwootan02 reviews
After Tamlin confronts Feyre's hovel as the beast, but her sisters, Aelin and Lysandra, refuse to give her up to him, they're all taken to the Spring Court. *ACOTAR if Aelin and Lysandra were Feyre's sisters instead of Nesta and Elain*
Crossover - Throne of Glass series & A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 3/3/2017
Lost Heroes by Shadowed Brother reviews
Percy Jackson savior of Olympus, and much more and Jason Grace former preator of Camp Jupiter have been betrayed and abandoned by their friends for their half-brothers. They leave together as brothers and about a week later they are ambushd and saved by the creator Chaos. they join him as his assasins Alpha and Omega. Gaia is back with friends. Will they help or watch Olympus fall?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,662 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/5/2017 - Published: 6/21/2015
We're Still Here by Ice-Cold-Diamonds reviews
Set a few weeks after the ending of ACOMAF. Rated T just in case. 'She realized then what a fool she had been for not coming earlier, for being so full of hate and stubbornness to not see things clearly, to not face what he'd gone through; what he was still going through. How could she be so blind to his suffering'
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/3/2017 - Published: 2/26/2017 - Nesta - Complete
The Children We Were by RootlessTree reviews
Based off of giant ACOMAF spoilers. Avoid if you have not finished ACOMAF. "I'll tell her when I see her, Rhysand. I'll tell her you took care of us, that you are still trying to take care of her. I'm sure she already knows how much you love her, but I'll tell her that too." Rating may be subject to change.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,833 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 5/9/2016 - Lucien, Nesta, Elain
They did what? by MistyNootje reviews
Too much Shadowhunters die, too less Shadowhunters get born. The Clave has a solution: every Shadowhunter above 16 has to marry. But they don't get to choose who they'll marry… The Clave will choose for them. M for lemons in chapter 12.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,818 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/19/2017 - Published: 7/13/2016
So Hard But So Worth It by KMC463 reviews
A look through the eyes of Joaquin at his and Kevin's kiss from Season 1 Episode 4.
Riverdale - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/18/2017 - Kevin K., Joaquin DeSantos - Complete
Wild by thepotterheadfrommiddleearth reviews
A camping trip gone awry... what happens when Clary, Jace, Simon, Izzy, Alec and Magnus are lost in the woods? It takes place soon after CoHF, except Simon is a mundane with all his memories. Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,239 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 10/2/2016 - Complete
A Court of Fire and Shadows by WildflowerDreams reviews
As Feyre works to infiltrate the Spring Court, what she thought would be a simple information gathering mission quickly turns into a deadlier game of fire and shadows. How far will she have to go to protect those she loves? Will Feyre stand against the King of Hybern or be burned in the process?
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,809 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 9/23/2016 - Feyre, Lucien, Tamlin, Rhys
A series of ACOMAF one shots (wow so original) by Crazy Coffee Addict reviews
Literal fluff, Feysand, Nessian and Moriel are canon or fight me. I swear I'm more skilled at writing than I come across I'm just bad at writing summaries help.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 12/21/2016 - [Feyre, Rhys] Nesta
A Court of Modern Times by high-lady-feyre reviews
A Modern AU of A Court of Mist and Fury. Feyre is living with her controlling boyfriend, Tamlin. Needing a way to escape the relationship, she applies to a prestigious university. She meets her roommate's beautiful cousin, and realizes that living away from Tamlin might not be enough. (15 Chapter story, updated every Friday.)
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,698 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Complete
Beauty and the a Beat (As in, The Time Simon Sees Raphael Sing) by mikkosen reviews
Simon surfs the internet and sees a video of Raphael singing. Naturally, he does not let this go.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2017 - Simon L., Raphael - Complete
A Court of Light and Shadows by Dananndon reviews
Takes place after A Court of Mist and Fury. Feyre is back at the Spring Court with Tamlin. The plan is to have her spy for the Night Court, but what will happen if the bond connection between Feyre and Rhysand is not working properly and Spring Court now has a daemati of its own? And whose side is Lucien now on? This is mainly a Feysand story with some Moriel, Nessian, and Elucien.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/22/2017 - Published: 8/23/2016 - [Rhys, Feyre] Tamlin
All The Colours That I Saw by SpellCleaver reviews
Feyre found herself enjoying her time with Mor - and the rest of her friends - exponentially more than she had with Ianthe, especially as she felt the colourlessness of her time with Tamlin begin to slip away. AU/AH Based on a tumblr soulmate prompt where when you meet them you see in colour for the first time. Oneshot
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,522 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/19/2017 - [Feyre, Rhys] Cassian, Morrigan - Complete
Of Angels and Men by TerraRune reviews
"'You have not seen this angel - it's gorgeous. I need to see the end result because...' Because it will be an insight to Clary Fray, who has consumed Jace's thoughts since they met. But they wouldn't understand that, or believe it. So why tell them?" Clace. AU/AH. Incredibly long oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,215 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/29/2016 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Percy Jackson - Heart of Ice by ThatWriterGuy11585 reviews
After the Second Giant War Annabeth leaves Percy for immortality. Percy's heart turns ice cold after the "love of his life" leaves him. He decides he needed some alone time so he leaves camp and heads up north to help him cope with the heartbreak. Years later and no one has heard from or seen Percy. A war is Brewing between the god and an old evil. They call for Percy's help.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,509 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 417 - Published: 12/25/2016 - [Percy J., Hestia] - Complete
And the Stars Were Shining Brightly by bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica reviews
Holiday-themed fluff with all our favorite ships: Feysand, Nessian, Elucien, Moriel, and more.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/25/2016 - [Rhys, Feyre] [Lucien, Elain] - Complete
A Generation Later (Bonus Chapter Added: 122516) by Mimi-Marie34 reviews
Finn Herondale, Jace and Clary's son, has just broken up with his long-time, cheating girlfriend. Jacqueline D'Angelo, an orphan who recently discovered she's a Shadowhunter, arrives at the Institute not too soon after. The two seemingly broken teenagers eventually grow close and find solace in each other, but their romance is soon derailed by the return of a certain ex-girlfriend.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 149,397 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
She Looks At Him by lizziecocoa reviews
Feyre has been at the Spring Court for months and it's time Rhysand came to pick her up. I wrote and edited this at midnight and I'm fully aware it's horrible.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/21/2016 - [Feyre, Rhys] Tamlin - Complete
Against Her Will by high-lady-feyre reviews
AU. What if Lucien had captured Feyre that day in the woods? Would she have submitted to Tamlin or fought for her love? Bonus points if you can spot the ToG reference!
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/21/2016 - Feyre, Lucien, Tamlin, Rhys - Complete
Tamlin's Whore by starwarsfreak95 reviews
Post ACOMAF. Feyre gets a three day reprieve before Tamlin resumes her nightly visits to her room. She can't do this, she just wants Rhys back, and to go home to her Court. How can the Fae who was once Amarantha's whore prove to her that his love for her is more than what she must become to save her people? Rated T for (obviously) mature themes.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/20/2016 - Published: 10/25/2016 - Feyre, Tamlin, Rhys - Complete
Sorry I'm Late by Livy2019 reviews
Tamlin doesn't show up for their date, and now Feyre is receiving pitying looks from everyone in the cafe. A stranger saves the day when he pretends to be her boyfriend. (I take no credit for this prompt. I saw the prompt on Instagram and wanted to write it, so if it is yours let me so I can give you credit.)
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Feyre, Rhys - Complete
Protecting Jace by Paradoxing reviews
Clary is a 16 year old Agent that has just graduated from The Academy. Her first task: The Herondales. Someone's after them and it's Clary's job to keep them safe. The task seems simple enough, it's what she was trained to do. But what will happen when she meets their arrogant son, Jace? It's kind of hard to protect someone you want nothing more than to kill yourself. More inside.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 367,524 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 12/17/2016 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Kyle/Jordan K. - Complete
Just Another Day: PJO and HoO by RayvnAshes2 reviews
Just an ever-growing collection of Solangelo drabbles. Includes Reyna's reaction, Leo spying, Percy pouting, Annabeth cackling, Nico blushing, Facebook, Freudian slips, teasing friends, betting, deviousness, pranks, crossovers, and more! So much more... Slash Will x Nico, Rated T for innuendo and language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 68,359 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Nico A., Will S.
Army Life by suffocatingonsadness reviews
Clary Morgenstern has been an army brat her entire life. And she hasn't always had it easy. After college she decided that she wanted to see what else the world had to offer, that was until she received devastating news. She decides to finally use her knowledge to help others. She becomes an intelligence analyst for the US Army. But will Clary be able to face her demons?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,318 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Complete
Please Don't Leave Me by okmeamithinknow reviews
Cassian goes away on what's supposed to be a simple training mission, leaving behind his pregnant mate behind.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/30/2016 - [Nesta, Cassian] - Complete
A Court of Glass by jwootan02 reviews
When Amren learns of the revival of Mala Fire Bringer, she summons her and her court to Prythian to form an alliance that transcends their two worlds. But is Aelin ready accept a role as a God? Only together can they take down Erawan, King Hybern, Maeve, and (most importantly) Tamlin. - Feysand. Rowaelin. *DROWNING IN EOS AND ACOMAF SPOILERS*
Crossover - Throne of Glass series & A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/8/2016 - Published: 10/22/2016 - Rowan W., Aelin G., Feyre, Rhys
A Court of Love and Dreams by Roseanne E Lee reviews
Feyre, Nesta, Elain, and Morrigan all get accepted into Prythian University which is a prestigious Ivy League school. When they moved into their new apartment near the school, what they found there was unexpected. ACOTAR & ACOMAF SPOILERS Feysand/Nessian/Elucien/Moriel
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/27/2016
Question Time 2 by Izzle Heronstern reviews
So here we are, back again. Question Time. More ducks, more Jace and definitely more Magnus! Except this time, there is a huge plot twist. More drama, more laughs and more SPARKLES!
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/25/2016 - Published: 4/27/2016 - Magnus B., Emma C., Julian B., Will H.
Which Witch by nerdmafia101 reviews
"I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around me." [Character study]
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2016
Come Home by kristinmichelle reviews
Feysand ficlet set at the beginning of ACOTAR3.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2016 - Feyre, Tamlin, Rhys - Complete
Everything Cliché about Percy Jackson being the Son of Chaos by FangirlingThroughTheNight reviews
This will be similar to my other book, Son of Chaos Parody, but this one will be slightly different. Rated T because I'm paranoid. On Hiatus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2016 - Percy J., Chaos
As Bright As Your Eyes by anhsama reviews
Feyre and Rhys head out to a lantern festival along with the Inner Circle. Set somewhere in the future of ACOTAR series where Feyre and Rhys are married, Amarantha and Tamlin are dead, and everyone is happy. Slight swearing because of Mor.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2016
Truths I Need To Tell You by SpellCleaver reviews
"You're all crazy." She concluded at the end of his story. "You're all bloody crazy, and I already knew that, but I never realised you were this crazy." She huffed an exasperated sigh, almost lamenting at his stupidity. "I can't believe I fell in love with a madman." "...What?" When James decides to tell Lily he's an Animagus, she accidentally lets slip a truth of her own. Jily
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/14/2016 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Anything but Perfect by suffocatingonsadness reviews
Clary Morgenstern is the daughter of two very important people, but her life has been anything but perfect. Constantly being haunted by the nightmares of her past Clary must figure out how to cope with her darkest secrets all while trying to keep up with the perfect facade that her parents force her to have. When she finally has a real friend will she be able to let her walls down?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,267 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/11/2016 - Published: 7/5/2016 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
A Court of Deception and Bloodshed by A.Jones5 reviews
This is set post A Court of Mist and Fury. Rhysand and his inner circle struggle to formulate war plans, Feyre encounters many difficulties in the Spring court, Nesta and Elaine discover their new lives and relationships. My spin on the third acotar book (though Sarah as will obviously write something 100x better, but anyway) Please review!
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 6/6/2016
A Court of Stars and War by MeggMogg reviews
Hello Beautiful People, This is my first ever attempt at writing anything at all. It's a direct follow on from a Court of Mist and Fury. I've read so many of your FanFic's and been blown away by your creativity. All constructive criticism is truly appreciated. I'm taking it easy, spending time on each chapter as I don't want to rush anything :) Hope you enjoy. Love, Megg
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Feyre, Lucien, Alis, Elain
Wolf Blood by TheOneAndOnlyBob reviews
Percy suffers a heartbreak and leaves camp and is on the run until he encounters a pack of werewolves and decides to join but meanwhile back at camp there is trouble, an ancient evil has risen that only werewolves can stop, but Percy has no intentions of returning and neither does his pack. Percy/OC might change though, BUT ABSOLUTE NO PERCY/ARTEMIS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,625 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Jason G., OC
Scenes from a Velaris Park by RitaMordio19 reviews
Set three years in the future after the events of ACOMAF, Nesta observes as her sister Elain tries to quell her friends' arguments over a human sport by introducing a new physical contest for the males. Unfortunately, Elain loses control of the game in the midst of the Night Court's squabbling, and the resulting chaos leads to quite a show for Nesta. Nessian/Elucien/mild Feysand
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Complete
Birthdays and surprises by emmast reviews
Hybern has been defeated and Rhys's birthday is coming, so Feyre decides to surprise him.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2016
Shielded by anaashryver reviews
Just a quick little Feyrhys blurb that I wrote then extended because I wanted some angsty characters :). Warning: A lot of ACOMAF spoilers are in here, so beware.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Feyre, Lucien, Tamlin, Rhys
The Nature of Bargains by elan0rjoy reviews
Rhysand's POV before, during, and after he called in his bargain with Feyre. Taken from assorted chapters of ACOMAF.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,814 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 6/24/2016 - Feyre, Rhys
What A Fool I've Been by firearms57 reviews
Feyre decides it's time to talk to Azriel about a certain someone he's had his eye on for centuries. Mor x Azriel. Moriel. One-shot.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/29/2016 - Feyre, Rhys - Complete
A Mate's Sin by aspentree11 reviews
Takes place at the end of A Court of Thorns and Roses. What if Rhysand had taken her after finding out she was his mate? What if his impulses took control faster than his mind had?
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,843 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Feyre, Tamlin, Rhys
Adarland University by toglover reviews
Adarland University. A place where the world of SJM can come and get a good education, Drama included. **There are no spoilers for acomaf, other than new characters** **Characters have different personalities** **Spoilers for QOS**
Crossover - Throne of Glass series & A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Celaena S., Rowan W., Feyre, Tamlin - Complete
A Court Of Mist And Fury - a unwanted return by RememberGil reviews
*spoiler alert* What if Feyre was taken by Lucien? What would High Lord Rhysand do to get his mate back? How far would he go? Read to find out. Complete
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,716 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Feyre, Lucien, Tamlin, Rhys - Complete
A Court of Darkness and Deceit - Chapter 1 by NovelPairing reviews
A Court of Thorns and Roses Book 3 / A Court of Mist and Fury Book 3 - Fan Fiction for the first chapter of the next book in the series "A Court of Darkness and Deceit". Feyre and Tamlin return to the Spring Court and Feyre makes her plan for revenge while pretending to still love Tamlin.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Feyre, Tamlin, Alis
The Bachelor by Shadowhunter5801 reviews
Clary and Jace have been best friends forever, so when Jace is chosen as the Bachelor, he asks Clary if she will be a bachelorette to come with him. As his best friend and spy. But the game changes for Clary when she realizes she has more than freindly feelings for Jace. Will she tell him, and really enter the competition? Will sparks fly, or will love die?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 79,164 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Feyre Has Her Revenge by QueenIveyofBooks reviews
*Contains spoilers if you haven't read ACOMAF* Feyre has had enough of Tamlin and when the Night Court no longer needs Feyre to be a spy for them, she decides it is time for Tamlin to atone for what he did to her and her family.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/14/2016
I'll Stand by You by xnightwolfx reviews
Post ACOTAR. Feyre has more nightmares while at the Night Court, and Rhys wants to help. A deal is struck, and much flirting and comforting follows as the two confront the developing bond between them and the after-effects of their traumas from Under the Mountain. Feyrhys/Feysand. (Second one-shot in the series)
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/15/2016 - Feyre, Rhys - Complete
Question Time with TMI and TID by Izzle Heronstern reviews
Welcome to Question time! Hear all their stories and hear all about the Herondales and ducks! Story is better than description! update: It's the end guys! I hoped you enjoy it but the sequel's going up soon, so don't get too angsty :)
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,299 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Clary F., Jace W., Magnus B., Will H.
Collections by calypcso reviews
A collection of all my short tumblr prompts. Content varies, but currently mostly Rowaelin. Enjoy!
Throne of Glass series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,462 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 5/19/2015
Again by serialsushi reviews
Another "Percy joins Chaos' Army" story. After the Giant War, Percy is consumed by nightmares and is convinced that another, more powerful threat is rising. No one believes him, so he leaves Camp Half-Blood. Chaos then seeks him out to offer him a job. 5 years later, Percy returns with a new name and a powerful army to save the camp he once called home. T for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,568 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 6/14/2015 - Percy J., Chaos
Back Together by loverofmanybooks reviews
When Aelin and Rowan are reunited.
Throne of Glass series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,218 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Celaena S., Rowan W., Aedion A.
Embrace the shadows by TheSilverboar reviews
Percy, abandoned by almost all of the other campers, abandoned by the Olympians, abandoned by even Annabeth in favor of his new half-brother is offered a deal to go back and change it all as a child of darkness instead of a son of the sea.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,046 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 3,082 - Follows: 2,961 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Percy J., Nyx, OC, Chaos
Midnight Doesn't Last Forever by ghostystarr reviews
"So come and watch the sunset with me?" Solangelo. Post - Blood of Olympus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,598 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
Betrayed Son of the Sea by Hans50 reviews
Percy Jackson thought he would finally be free from war and get to live a life of peace with his beloved girlfriend and family. But when the camp turns their back on him, his friends leave him, and Annabeth cheats on him, what shall happen to our hero? Will he get a new family and purpose or will he and the world fall into destruction? He is Percy Jackson, Betrayed Son of the Sea.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 150,469 - Reviews: 2951 - Favs: 4,928 - Follows: 4,751 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Percy J., Artemis] Hestia
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3348 - Favs: 2,752 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Unlikely Savior by xXAlecxLoverXx reviews
This is my first story. Edward rapes Bella and Jane, Felix, Demetri, and Alec save her. Bella feels lost and Aro persuades her to join the Volturi after she is changed. The Cullens are not happy that Demetri and Felix destroyed Edward. What will happen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,695 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Bella, Alec
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 29373 - Favs: 30,473 - Follows: 18,780 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Red by DayJune reviews
When Edward leaves Bella for the second time, Bella decides to join the Volturi. There, she finds true love and happiness. OOC Bella and Edward. {completed}.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,186 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Bella, Caius - Complete
Everlasting Promises by Starblade176 reviews
Percy, betrayed by who he thought was his soulmate, takes a daring act and swears himself by the oldest Primordial. Now, he has to deal with the consequences, both good and bad. Eventual Percy/Artemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 329,767 - Reviews: 4963 - Favs: 6,262 - Follows: 5,456 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
Hate That I Love You by TwilightRocks65 reviews
When Edward Leaves Bella For Tanya, She's Left HeartBroken. But A Trip To The Mall Leads Her To Becoming A Successful Model. When She Goes Back To Forks For A While, Its Only For Charlies New Marrige To Sue Clearwater. But When She Meets The Pack- Will All Of That Change? What Happens When The Cullens Come Back & Someone's Out For Blood?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Bella, Paul
The Queen's Champion by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Percy is betrayed by the person he trusted most. Not what you expect, you'll see. Lost, he vanished without a trace. He returns a different man with a close relationship with the least likely goddess. No HOO...yet. What will happen when new threats rise. Will he fight? No percabeth whatsoever in this fic. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 179,818 - Reviews: 5526 - Favs: 10,157 - Follows: 5,459 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - [Percy J., Artemis] Hera, Hestia - Complete
Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 5,356 - Follows: 1,470 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Chasing Pavements by ImagineAsian101 reviews
"You broke me, you know. I don't give a damn if it was middle school and I was stupid for actually liking you, but I just want you to know that you ripped my heart out," Clary spat. "And now you're back, here in New York to ruin my life. Why can't you find some other girl to destroy?" Jace's blazing eyes blinked. "Because there's only you." - All Mundane. AU. ClaryxJace.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,343 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Camp Chaos by HopelessDove reviews
HIATUS - BEING EDITED Abandoned and alone in the world, Percy Jackson leaves his home only to find a new family with the immortals of old. Adopted by the most powerful of the primordials, what is to come to Percy Jackson?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,092 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Percy J.
How to Write an Original Chaos Story by a dream sequence reviews
Do you need advice and ideas for making an original Chaos story? If you do, read this instructional guide. Your story will be finished and original in no time!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - [Percy J., Artemis] - Complete
Brought Together, Forced Apart by Tattooed Wings reviews
After being kicked out of the clock and replaced by Maya, Max starts a new 'flock' hoping/wishing never to see her old family. But when fate brings the two flocks together, trouble is bound to come around. Story's better than summary. T cuz' I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,574 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Max
Italian Love by DriverPicksMusic reviews
Something happened. Bella left Edward, she goes to the Volturi to join them and to make them kill Edward. Will she find more than vampirism? Will she find love? Will Edward be her only problem? How many trials must she overcome to find happiness?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,464 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Bella, Alec
Bittersweet Love by Jasper-Loving-Wife reviews
Bella left her purse at the Cullens in Edwards room. She goes back to get it while they are hunting. She finds something else other than her purse which is heartbreaking. To heal her heart she goes somewhere she never expected to go back to.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,057 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Bella, Alec
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13709 - Favs: 8,872 - Follows: 6,548 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
The MI Characters Read COB by KoolaidGoddess reviews
What happens when Clary, Jace, Isabelle, Alec, Magnus, and Simon read City of Bones? Set shortly after City of Ashes.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,103 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010
Don't I Know You? by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Edward can read Bella's mind, and always has done even though she lives in Pheonix, but here's the catch. Bella can read his too & knows what he is. They are best friends but have never actually met, so what happens when events take them both to Forks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 130,770 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 4,088 - Follows: 719 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Someone Wake Me Up by MadderThanTheCheshire reviews
AU - It's been three years since Edward left Bella, and now she's moving on with her life as a singer in a band. What happens when the Cullen's show up at one of her concerts?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,183 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Malec: An Exaggerated Mortal Instruments Fanfic by 6grapeytoes6 reviews
My cracktastic Malec... story/parody thing. Warning: Crude sex jokes, but no explicit scenes, I think. I apologize for the silliness and the fact that I sometimes sound... British? I ramble a bit and use big words sometimes. :P Enjoy!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4916 - Favs: 6,839 - Follows: 3,217 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No More Childhood Innocence by MissA540 reviews
Edward and his gang bully Bella, so she moves with her mother, goes to a Spanish boarding school, and is a international model! What happens when she comes back better, beautiful, and thirsting for revenge? And meets Paul, a werewolf?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,147 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Bella, Paul
The Queens Blue Eyes by mrscullenofsweden reviews
E cheats. Bella leaves forks and gets turned to a very powerful and perfect vampire. She runs into the volturi, and she become the queen. She and William gets a mission in forks, what will happen when she run into the cullens? is E mated?Fullsummaryinside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,085 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella
I can take care of myself by Pastelpastry reviews
Bella used to be bullied, she moved to live with her mom, but now she's turned 18 is a famous model and decides to move back to forks. What she didn't expect was to fall in love. JxB or ExB? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,681 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Jacob, Bella
Mike's Day by MissA540 reviews
Calling All Creepazoids! Come to the meeting of Bella Swan Stalkers Anonymous! Anger her boyfriend. Maybe she'll go out with YOU! Mike after a nonsuccesful attempt to get Bella Makes a club. Do you think Edward's happy about it? Do you want to? Do YOU?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Changer by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Bella Swan moves to Forks to live with Charlie but she is more then meets the eye. She seems to know about the Cullen's and their world. But how? Something is different about her, and not just her strange scent and behaviour. Bella is something else.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,696 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Blessing in Disguise by luvnovels123 reviews
Edward cheated on Bella with Tanya and Bella found out.Bella decided to join the Volturi Guard to try to take her mind off her heartbreak.Will she cope with the help of an unexpected Volturi member?What if Edward wants Bella back when he sees her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,412 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Bella, Alec - Complete
Too Late for Sorry by Tress Blues reviews
During NM. Victoria bit Bella on the beach and 90 years later, Bella and her new coven are back in Forks. But what happens when our favourite vampire family comes back too? Sparks will fly and tension grows to new heights as danger looms...ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,640 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Izzy AKA Volturi Trouble maker by TheCrazyLunaticAuthorofDoom reviews
Edward left in New Moon and didn't come back. Bella was changed and joined the Volturi. Now she is Aro's Daughter and a pain in his side. Can she continue to be carefree when the Cullens come to Italy for a visit?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 226 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Jane
Mortal Fools! by honeyshoshana reviews
Tired of depressing angst/romance fics that seem like the standard for MI? It's the one and only parody of CoB! Contains bizarre references, snarkiness, insults, gag jokes, Edward Cullen, and randomness, besides the mockable Real Plot. Script format
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,962 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009
Call Me Steph by TheCrazyLunaticAuthorofDoom reviews
Edward left Bella. Bella becomes Vampire. Bella moves on. That's how it started. Now Bella has a new family, and a new husband. But when the meet the Cullens, one of Bella's family has a connection with Bella's past. She's Jasper's...sister?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Jasper, Edward
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8417 - Favs: 6,225 - Follows: 2,313 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Let The Games Begin by luvemmett reviews
Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8531 - Favs: 7,889 - Follows: 1,907 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Brotherhood by LindaRoo reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
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When Angels Fight reviews
This is a TMI fanfic and it is the sequel to my story When He Cheats. You have to have read that to understand this. After becoming an angel, life is good for Clary and the gang. But what happens when Brad comes back, bringing a dark angel with him?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,929 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/13/2017 - Published: 11/26/2016 - Clary F., Ithuriel, Jonathan W.
When He Cheats reviews
This is a story about what would happen if Jace cheated on Clary and she ran away. Sorry I'm really bad at summaries
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,420 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 10/2/2016 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Brought Together, Forced Apart reviews
After being kicked out of the clock and replaced by Maya, Max starts a new 'flock' hoping/wishing never to see her old family. But when fate brings the two flocks together, trouble is bound to come around. ADOPTED FROM TATTOOED WINGS, RIGHTS TO FIRST 6 CHAPTERS GO TO HER/HIM.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2017 - Max, Maya A./Max 2
I'm Done With You reviews
So this is one of those fics where the flock kicks out Max and she becomes a Greek goddess who spends her time in Camp Half-blood, but give it a chance. In my story, Max becomes Ride. No one knows who she is except her closest friends. But what does she do when the ex-flock comes to Camp Half-blood? It's assured that they will find out, but how? Read to find out!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,954 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 12/2/2016
To Sing a Song reviews
This is a oneshot, AH, about if Clary was a famous pop/rock singer. Sorry for awful summary, it's good though. Please read!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2016 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Aline P., Jonathan W. - Complete
Jealous? reviews
This is a oneshot about a girl that Jace is training falling in love with him, and what Clary does to prove that Jace is hers. Rated T for language.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/6/2016 - Clary F., Jace W., OC - Complete