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Joined 06-13-05, id: 832087, Profile Updated: 07-04-09

Hey. So, uh, you're here. Um?

Averagely short, blond, and with a sarcastic and occasionally cynical tint to life. Not pessimistic, however; my friend thinks I'm somewhat of an incorrigible optimist with moments of severe bitter insight. Hah. My lenses are transitions because Chico, California is bright even in the middle of a rain storm and I take my shit with salt and sugar. :D I like... tea... and books. And movies. And definitely music. I'm a Taurus and a Rooster under the respective zodiacs/stars, Ireland and Scotland catch my fancy more each day, and I've got an almost suicidal desire to learn six languages. My favorite characters say a lot about my personality, I think, though if you wanna analyze further, feel free. Philosophy and wordplay are my crack.

Quickest way to my heart is banter. For serz. O:3

So. Er. I've got a LiveJournal, viewable here. It's updated sporadically/often and contains further insight into my life. Occasionally, I post some writing there for feedback. But if you've not got a LiveJournal and still wanna talk or have questions or choose to tell me I'm weird, I've got two messengers, and I'm on at least one of them daily.

Yahoo! Instant Messenger: wolfenmagyk

MSN Instant Messenger: wezlyzwzrdweezez@yahoo.com

Er, other than that, some fandom stats:

FANDOMS

Kingdom Hearts

Final Fantasy (limited - only played FFX, have seen Advent Children (which rocks my tiny world), and am currently playing FFXII. Which. I love like nucking futs. >8)

Ouran High School Host Club

Harry Potter

Labyrinth

Avatar: the Last Airbender

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Ventures by Drakulya reviews
A collection of drabbles about our favorite sky pirate and his band of merry men and women. May or may not contain copious amounts of Balthier/Vaan.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 22,523 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Balthier, Vaan
Burning Bridges by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. Maybe when we're done with endings this can begin. Roxas-centric. Axel/Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,018 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Erased by becoafamu reviews
AU. A series of high-profile criminals with very unusual abilties have begun to go missing. Sora Strife, a high-profile-criminal enthusiast not lacking in special abilities himself, finds himself caught up in the middle of it. SoRiku AkuRoku Cleon Zemyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 195,112 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 3/18/2009 - [Axel, Roxas] [Sora, Riku]
Quite Peculiar by Julia456 reviews
Just some ficlets and drabbles and what have you.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 120 - Words: 115,141 - Reviews: 2002 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 2/27/2010 - [Alek F., Deryn S.]
Goggles by Julia456 reviews
Or, "The M-Rated Stuff I Can't Put In 'Quite Peculiar'."
Leviathan series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Alek F., Deryn S.
Want by his last walk reviews
All Roxas wanted was to be normal, go to high school, and get away from his prestigious modeling life. What he didn't expect was a particular hormonal redhead to make things a little, well, complicated. Boylove! AkuRoku main.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,013 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Wildfire by Maddy Soup reviews
For Riku and Sora it's about taking a step past friendship. Demyx and Zexion need something to live for. For Cloud and Squall it's all about sex, and for Roxas and Axel, it's about the thrill of being burned beyond repair. AkuRoku/RiSo/SquallCloud/Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,624 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Right Between the Eyes by Nitlon reviews
AU-ish, Seiner. The world falls apart and everybody else leaves and then you're stuck together running away from the grown ups.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,326 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hayner, Seifer
Moped Romance by darthvair65 reviews
Lost on the back alleys of Rome one night, Axel finds a savior in a young blond on a moped. A love story with subtitles.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 99,536 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Worst Days and Prankster Ways by A. Murray reviews
As every best worst day does, Slinks' began with a rainstorm... and Spot's stolen cap. Dedicated to and inspired by the Slinker herself. Completed!
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,671 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Complete
The Dusk Descending by l-dhenson reviews
Devastation like nothing seen before has struck New York. For Jack and his boys, there is only one thing left to do: Survive. Crossover with Reign of Fire.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 60,215 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Complete
Thug Life by Pale Meadow in the Moonlight reviews
"Hayner is the strongest person I know. He hasn't broken yet, despite everything he's been put through. I don't know if it's better to be strong enough to hide your pain, or strong enough to tell people you're hurting." -Roxas. Seiner, AU, EVENTUAL YAOI!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,000 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Hayner, Seifer
Verisimilitude by Casey V reviews
Roxas undermines the dominant narrative, and wonders how he's supposed to have faith in reality when all he can see is the image. AkuRoku, Next Life
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Eden, Burning by A. Murray reviews
Dean tilts his head to look at it, to wonder at it. It is his first soul after all.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W. - Complete
Hush by Majickal reviews
The text on his screen makes his heart pound. Shhh, it says. Don't speak. KF/R
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Folding Chair by widget29 reviews
Yet another story based off the "little spitfire" comment from Denial :P LIGHT slash. KF/R. Now TWO oneshots. Chapter 2: Robin's POV
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 2,134 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
5 Times Batman Proved an Unexpectedly Good Mentor by Takebuo Ishimatsu reviews
Title says it all. Different POVs. Written for a prompt in yj anon meme.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,115 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Two Way Radio by owlpostagain reviews
It's just a song on the radio. And then the song turns into a voice, and the voice turns into a person, and Axel doesn't even know what hits him. Companion piece to AM Static, as told from Axel's POV. One-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,706 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Just Another Day on the Job by Takebuo Ishimatsu reviews
Wally's not having a good day. First he & his teammates get captured, then the bad guy tells him he has a thing for redheads, and then he whips out a gun. Great. Non-graphic noncon. Written for a prompt in yj anon meme.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Five Ways Superboy Is Like Superman by Takebuo Ishimatsu reviews
What it says on the tin, boys and girls. All from Batman's POV. Written for a prompt in yj anon meme. Light Batman/Superman.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Conner K./Superboy - Complete
Bridal Style by Takebuo Ishimatsu reviews
Robin's not too happy with how everyone's been carrying him around. Really, does he *look* like a damsel in distress? Written for a prompt in yj anon meme. Wally/Dick slash.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Welcome to the Family, Or Not by Takebuo Ishimatsu reviews
Flash and Batman come upon their charges' secret relationship in a very bad way. Batman is not happy. Written for a prompt in yj anon meme. WallyxDick.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Clones Do Not Have Bellybuttons by Takebuo Ishimatsu reviews
Superboy finds that he is missing something. Written for a prompt in yj anon meme. No solid pairings.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Conner K./Superboy - Complete
Paranoia by Nitlon reviews
Roxas shows up drunk in front of Axel's apartment. Things happen. AU, AkuRoku, SHEER UNABASHED CRACK.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Tech Repair by dear cecil reviews
Tuddrussel's rowdiness results in Larry breaking a bit. Tuddrussel tries to help fixing Larry, but causes more trouble for the android. Slash, and, uh, robosensuality.
Time Squad - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Complete
Confession: Failed by obsidianLight16 reviews
"Are you sure?" "Yeah." "Positive?" "Yes." "Did Balthier reject you again?" "Obviously-" Vaan cut himself off, cheeks turning red. "That's wasn't fair Penelo."
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Balthier, Vaan
Baby It's Cold Outside by owlpostagain reviews
Of course there's going to be an unexpected snowstorm on Christmas Eve, and of course Axel's going to get stuck at work. Good thing he's stuck with the cutest customer his book store's ever had. Akuroku fluff for the holidays.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,940 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Laws of Motion by owlpostagain reviews
Demyx' is all about graduating without ever stepping foot inside the band room, but that's out the window faster than you can say "HUT" when he sees that gray-haired drummer. It may be social suicide, but it's also the boy of his dreams. Zemyx/Akuroku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,536 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8329 - Favs: 9,442 - Follows: 7,003 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Moonshine by kurosora1984 reviews
Don't get lost in a pair of eyes, and don't drink moonshine in the moonlight. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Like Glass by Ellipsis the Great reviews
It was the kiss, it took me away; it's like he knew that I am fragile. He handled me like glass, and it hurts, but it's what I deserve…because I should have been more careful with the others that I handled… Rai/Seifer Give it a chance, guys.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Seifer, Rai - Complete
The Watch and the Wind by xGlass reviews
"Thief" was so negative. Axel preferred to think of himself as a liberator, thank you very much. Akuroku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,820 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Marked and Hunted by the.israel.project107 reviews
Driven from his home, Demyx finds himself in a world that hates him. Friends are few, enemies falling over themselves to hurt him, and all he really wants is to show them all he's not the monster they've been told. Zemyxness, AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,609 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Demyx, Zexion
AM Static by owlpostagain reviews
Getting the summer internship as a talk show host on W104 was Roxas' dream come true. His new favorite caller is just an added bonus. Akuroku for Akuroku Day. Two-shot. extra cheesy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,500 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
sweet talk 101 by shugotenshii reviews
Mute blonde boy meets redheaded boy. Redheaded boy hates blonde boy. Redheaded boy starts hearing voices and having weird dreams. Mute blonde boy and redheaded boy fall in love. The afterlife. akuroku. soriku. zemyx. done.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,836 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
As Events Dictate by Ololon reviews
In the aftermath of a fire at the Patrician's Palace, Vetinari is feared dead, and Drumknott gets a most unusual job offer...but all is not quite as it seems.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,429 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Drumknott, Death - Complete
failures of flight by lhbaghead reviews
They practice eloping one day. Akuroku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,700 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Buggery by Anneka Neko reviews
ONESHOT. “W-what?” Nicholas asks, blushing violently. “Buggery,” Henry repeats. “You know, sodomy?” Blackwood/Coward fluff/preslash/slash. Mentions of sodomy, shockingly enough.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Lord Coward, H. Blackwood - Complete
Heart and Soul by owlpostagain reviews
Demyx wants the quiet, mysterious drummer boy, and Axel wants his emopunkboyband-obsessed best friend. How to kill two birds with one stone? Start a band. Companion one-shot to Alive With the Glory of Love. Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,820 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Boredom by fluidstatic reviews
“That flouncing cheeky little rat,” Balthier said. “I should teach him the proper way to prank a man.” BalVaan crackfic, for April Fool's day.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Balthier, Vaan - Complete
Sick With It by woodbox reviews
Highly glossed-over sex, cussing, underage drinking. Awkward situations. Implied het, and Roxas picturing his mom doing the down-and-dirty. Axel/Roxas, Axel/Tifa
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Axel, Roxas
Mine by lhbaghead reviews
And you can be mine forever, as the darkness tells me so. AxelxRoxas, GRAPHIC HORROR, Serial killers, not for the faint-hearted or weak-stomached
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,923 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Harmony by difficile reviews
It is nearly three in the morning, but Fran knows they are awake. Balthier/Vaan.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Balthier, Vaan - Complete
In Awe of a Butterfly by Tori101 reviews
“The sky…can’t keep you from falling back down, huh?” Vaan murmurs, and Balthier knows it's not about the butterfly anymore. "It does not hold you," he says. “It guides you,” he murmurs, knowing that he had waited long enough. Implied BalVaa One-shot.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Balthier, Vaan - Complete
Memory Lane by snarechan reviews
Seifer and Hayner share a history together, and it all started at Sunset Hill.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
The Other Side by Lelek reviews
Roxas' life had always been pretty normal - normal friends, normal grades, normal circumstances. Well, except for the dreams. Then he met Axel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,519 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Roxas, Axel
Politics and Players by snarechan reviews
Seifer and Hayner have to fight over everything, and as adults that hasn’t changed.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
The Best of You by The BirdFox Hybrid Productions reviews
It seems that not even the great Seifer Almasy is enough to stop Setzer Gabbiani's advances on Hayner as they begin to deviate from the Struggle ring. Hayner is starting to learn that a man's pride can cause an awful lot of pain. SeiHay.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,431 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Seifer, Hayner
Gladly Go To Hell by shipet100 reviews
It was a known fact that most of the youth of Twilight Town, was in fact, going to hell, and Hayner wouldn't have it any other way. Lemon written by FinalFallenFanstay. SeiferXHayner
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
You Can Live With That by an-angel-in-hell reviews
‘This isn’t what you want. But if it’s all you’re ever gonna get, then you guess you can live with that.’ Seiner.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Seifer, Hayner - Complete
Sketch and Shiver by kurosora1984 reviews
Art students should refrain from falling in love with nude models. Axel missed that memo. AkuRoku smut for 8/13/2009
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,460 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Crowded Elevator by Tanny-san reviews
SeiferXHayner. A rivalry started with a few words leads all the way up to tension in the elevator. Molten sexual tension, that is. Updated with chapter 8.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,693 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Seifer, Hayner
U Plus I Equals 69 by his last walk reviews
"Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them." Seriously, where the hell does Hayner get these incredibly cheesy pickup lines? But good thing Seifer always has some sort of comeback for them. Usually. Most of the time. Seiner, Akuroku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Seifer, Hayner - Complete
Life on the Blitz by finem reviews
RS Soracentric Sora has wanted to befriend Riku for years, but when they become teammates in High School Blitzball, Sora finds that gaining Riku’s friendship isn’t exactly simple, and life in High School can just be downright confusing…
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 230,012 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Pause, Rewind, Repeat by Cryysis reviews
Fifty words, different instances, all in a suspended frame of time. How they come together, piece by piece, to make something completely new. SeiferxHayner
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Seifer, Hayner - Complete
White Day by Casey V reviews
It would be nice if, for once, they could all have normal dates on a romantic holiday. Axel/Roxas, fusion with Weiss Kreuz.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Boys by Casey V reviews
It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,135 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Meaning of Silence by The Writer Triumphant reviews
Axel Rote finds love in a park, within a boy seven years his junior. Unfortunately, Roxas loves him back.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,081 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Over At the Frankenstein Place by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. When Axel landed the role of Frank-N-Furter at their local theater, Roxas never expected to find the sight of his best friend in drag a turn on. AkuRoku oneshot in three parts. For the.israel.project.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,947 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Serendipity by Mitsukachan reviews
When Roxas Strife finally meets Axel Skye, he discovers he really is the tall, handsome hero of his novel. And his dark sensuality and raw masculinity make him eager to explore every inch of his beautiful body. Really bad writer's block i'm working on i
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Shy Spy by kurosora1984 reviews
Not all perverted spies watching you change at night are unwelcome.... AkuRoku smut for 8/13/2008
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Cancer Cells by lhbaghead reviews
Cancer cells are those which have forgotten how to die. While Roxas fights, Axel is here trying to save him. Akuroku, dedicated to A Spot of Bother
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,062 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Gnossiennes by woodbox reviews
Hayner hates classical music. Seifer/Hayner; mentioned Axel/Roxas and Olette/Pence. Rated for language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Seifer, Hayner - Complete
Lollipops by RubyBelle reviews
Roxas strolled down the street, a lollipop hanging out the corner of his mouth. It was cherry, his favorite. akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Release by Superbleh11 reviews
Tokka Sukka . Four years after the fall of Ozai, Toph and Sokka find themselves searching for a prison where Suki is rumored to be held. But, all is not as it seems, and Xu, the new Loyalist leader, has devised a brilliant trap to take the pair down.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,477 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
The Ugly Duckling Effect by Azneyez reviews
Riku was always a looker, Sora wasn't. But when they arrange to meet each other's boyfriends in their first reunion in years, Riku is faced with a gorgeous and utterly unavailable problem. RxC and SxL slash, eventual RxS and LxC.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,707 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Strum a Melody for Me by kitfallen reviews
Zexion Ishida has a lot of problems... he lost his hearing at the age of ten, changed highschools when he was sixteen, and became college roommates with Demyx when he was eighteen.. Wait... why is that last one a problem? .AU Zemyx. .deaf!Zexion.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,991 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Zexion, Demyx
Painting an Oyster by Tiny Q reviews
Ginny's a dog person and Draco's a, well, Draco's a Draco person. So what happens when the two stumble across each other years after they graduate? Sparks, that's what. However, neither of them realises what is happening until it is far too late...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 222,068 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Pandora's Box by Rythm.Emotion reviews
[AU][Zemyx][Rated for later]When Demyx met Zexion he had no idea his perceptions were about to be altered. He had no idea he'd discover love. And he had no idea that love would nearly tear his life to pieces.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,333 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Zexion, Demyx
Mr Darcy Is Secretly A Raver by The Hart and Hound reviews
Roxas managed to forget about his inhuman terror of roofies and physical contact with cuddle puddle minions for a moment. [Raving, with benefits. AxelRoxas. AU.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Age of Consent by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. College was supposed to be about higher learning, the occasional frat party, and growing pains. No one ever warned him the growing pains would be brutal.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Bring It On by Elven Dagger reviews
Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,261 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 9/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2173 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Three Phases by shira syndrome reviews
Glimpses of life, love, and the vexations of orphans through the eyes of one honorable pirate. A paragon in why there is no such thing as three neat phases of love for everyone. Happy Valentine's Day 07. BalthierVaan
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,710 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Balthier, Vaan - Complete
Suburbia by Falaphesian reviews
With a runaway ferris wheel and the sinking of the sun, Riku's life was forever changed. Thrown into a cold and hostile new world, he battles locals, relatives, and himself as he tries to seek out a little shelter from a major storm. RikuSora, SoraRiku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 87,073 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Just Because by shira syndrome reviews
After six days, sometimes it's the only fathomable explanation for a sky pirate. BalthierVaan
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Balthier, Vaan - Complete
The Shiny Snitch by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Harry Potter in the 26th century... And the crew of Serenity's along for the ride. Drabble challenge, multiple crossovers. Back in business.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,533 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Mal, River
Cities of the Future by CaideSin reviews
His disease. His hunger gets the best of him.[Axel plus Roxas][cannibalism]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Confessions Of Lily Evans by DemonicBallerina reviews
Maybe James isn’t really as bad as I’ve always made him out to be. Like, what if he was actually trying to flatter Snape that time he got down on one knee and asked him if he would ‘go to the prom’ with him? ...Actually, maybe not...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,365 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Inspired Curiosity by Jukebox Hound reviews
[Oneshot PWP. Post KH2. Fluffy RxS yaoi.] Sora has some questions for Riku about the birds and the bees. And ninjas really are better than pirates.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,616 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
First Christmas by AmbrLupin reviews
A blizzard has struck New York, leaving Slinks in Brooklyn and Ace in the Bronx. Will they get together in time to celebrate or will their first Christmas pass them by? Oneshot! OCOC.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Complete
Wild by Brunette reviews
Chained to the Black Pearl, Jack Sparrow realizes something he never knew before about Elizabeth Swann.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
All Kidding Aside by Kihin Ranno reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Talk Back by snarechan reviews
“Ya know Zexion, I'm curious about something,” Demyx spoke suddenly…
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Save the Last Dance by Tiny Timb reviews
Has anyone ever wondered why Spot doesn't ever dance in the movie? This hopefully answers some of those questions.Spot asks his best friend, Timber, to teach him to dance. What she didn't expect was to fall for him in the process.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Spot C. - Complete
Driving Pleasure by Sephulbadis reviews
Kadaj's motorcycle x Loz's motorcycle x Yazoo's motorcycle: The brothers leave their hardridden bikes alone after a long day, unaware of the smokin' hot motorpr0nz that will inevitably result!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Beyond the Stars by Selphiebunny reviews
He's your best friend, and no matter how numbingly painful what he's about to tell you is, you'll always be there for him. Won't you...? JakxDaxter
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Daxter, Jak M. - Complete
Everything You've Done Wrong by sloanne reviews
Racetrack's father is in the mafia, and it colors his whole life. Slash, drugs and rock'n'roll. [Cowritten by Funkiechick and studentnumber24601. COMPLETE!]
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 278,356 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Well, They Are Boots by Hannah Elizabeth reviews
When a tornado rips through Manhattan,Mush is transported to a pastel world filled with wicked witches, singing midgets and talking shrubberies. A sort of Newsies in Oz parody written for AKWNM.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/2/2005
Obscene Dream by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Remus finally lets his feelings known for Tonks after a wrestle with a shirt, a crash of a lamp, a disturbing dream of Sirius Black as an advice giving Philidelphia cheese spread loving angel, and strawberry cheesecake. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Hurricanes and Sisters by Fire Tears reviews
Both are impressive forces of nature. Sharon knows more than she's supposed to, less than she should, and can't seem to find a happy medium. [VirgilRichie]
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Complete
Hand in Hand by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Enemies James Potter and Lily Evans' hands are stuck together by James' fellow Marauders...mainly Sirius's idea. Read the story of how they discover love is the heart of acceptance and hate is the heart of denial. Includes nifflers and Marauder fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,853 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Draco and Ginny's Rant by Tiny Q reviews
Imagine if all the HP characters had to act out every single fan fiction that they have ever been written into. It would be totally twisted. This is my take on what might happen behind the scenes of a D/G fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 9/12/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
God Rest Ye Merry Hippogriff by Kihin Ranno reviews
What exactly do Sirius and Remus consider a drinking song?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete