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Joined 06-13-05, id: 832123
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Inkheart, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Artemis Fowl, and Misc. Books.

Ah. Hello.

I'm Niki. This is my fanfiction page. Hope you enjoy it.

Well. My fics centre around Harry Potter, Inkheart/Spell and probably Artemis Fowl, but mostly the first two. I specialise in one shots, as I often get distracted from longer works by shiny objects or buttons.

I detest all Mary-Sues other than those done in the context of spoof, and I don't generally support OC/canon pairings, other than with Snape, Bartimaeus, the Black Prince or Harry Potter.

I'm 14, I live in Wales, UK, and ever since one worrying Business Studies lesson I have possessed a fear of meeting a man who works for Apple and rides to work on a bicycle made of tofu and licorice. And people dressed up as fruit. I have one dog, whose brains really need checking, and one brother, who doesn't have a brain to be checked. Here's a funfacts profile:

1) My favourite character always dies.
2) My schoolbag is very special but no, it doesn't tell me to take over the world, and no, if it did I wouldn't listen to it
3) I have a toy dog called Basta.
4) I want a real cat called Basta.
5) I'm afraid of being abducted by aliens.
6) I'm not paranoid. I just make it SEEM that way to confuse anyone who's trying to work me out.
7) I love school and exams. My friends think I'm weird.
8) I love the rain and cold weather.
9) Iago is my favourite Shakespeare character. Sally will always remember me referring to him fondly as "a warped little guy".
10) I'm terribly avaricious and power hungry.
11) I have an uncanny memory for pointless quotes yet can't remember my brother's age long enough to tell my teacher in a French exam
12) I ship. Strongly. For lots of people. Even canon. Especially canon. Although I've been told that no text evidence will ever justify Basta/Meggie
13) I'm not a goth. Really. I just like snakes.


Favourites

Books:
The Bartimaeus Trilogy
The Harry Potter series
The Wind on Fire Trilogy
The Inkheart Trilogy
The Black Magician Trilogy

Characters:
BT: John Mandrake/Nathaniel Underwood, Kitty/Kathleen Jones
HP: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Severus Snape
WoF: Mumpo Inch, Rufy Blesh
Inkheart: Basta, Dustfnger
BMT: Akkarin, Dannyl, Tayend

(now you see what I mean about favourite characters...)

PairingsI support:
Nathaniel/Kitty
Duvall/Farrar
Harry/Ginny
Ron/Hermione
Snape/Lily
Snape/Narcissa
Snape/Hermione
Remus/Tonks
Mumpo/Kestrel
Artemis/Juliet
Basta/Meggie
Farid/Meggie
Dustfinger/Resa
Cery/Sonea
Akkarin/Sonea
Zuko/Katara (Avatar, anime)

Slash I support
Sirius/Snape
Artemis/Butler
Bowman/Rufy
Basta/Dustfinger
Dannyl/Tayend

Bands:
Blink 182
Good Charlotte
Sting/The Police

Artists:
Jack Vettriano
John Howe

Quotes:
Everything popular is wrong.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.
It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about, nowadays, saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true.
Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris.
True friends stab you in the front.
(all above are Oscar Wilde)

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay.
A good essay is 10 inspiration, 15 perspiration, and 75 desperation
It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!

From books:

Harry Potter:
"From now on I don't care if my tealeaves say "Die, Ron, die!" - I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong"
"This is night, Diddykins, that's what we call it when it goes all dark like this"

Bartimaeus Trilogy:
"No! I am Nathaniel! I am your master! I am your death!"

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A Whole New Level of Insanity by Pen Against Sword reviews
..."So, I guess I'm talking to a former enemy who is now a statue by some strange twist of fate. How were the past few years encased in stone, Valmont?" Lucky for Valmont, Jade Chan can never quite escape magic or mysteries.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,010 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Jade C., Valmont
Connected Hearts by Sorceress Shadow Rain reviews
Farid and Meggie both realized one thing when they've met again after five long years, they belong together. Also, Inkheart and now Inkspell can be more dangerous than they thought. Lots of fluffs and exciting advantures. Some new character too.R&R!
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,348 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 8/27/2005
Gwin's Mildly Entertaining Version of Events by Duckweed reviews
Ever wondered what our favorite little marten thinks of life, the universe, and the PLOT? Then this is the story for you...
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,334 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 11/6/2005
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
My Pretty Kitty by Bismillah reviews
A parody of My Fair Lady, in which Nathaniel plays Henry Higgins, and Kitty plays Eliza Doolittle. Against all the odds, who would believe that a lowlife commoner could pass off as a high class magician? Nathaniel sees to it that they do... NatKitty
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,123 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 3/20/2005
Whatever Happened to Florean Fortescue? by Snape's Nightie reviews
Why is the Dark Lord feeling so emotional? And why on earth have the Death Eaters kidnapped the ice cream man? Bellatrix and Severus know. Silly! No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,555 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Severus S., Voldemort
Everything I've ever done by duj reviews
COMPLETE! There were likely to be enough cross words when they finally met. For seven years of his teaching, Hermione had had nothing but cross words from him... Life was a puzzle sometimes. SSHG, Nominated for 4th Multifaceteds and Moste Potente Passions
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,644 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Gratitude by Contrarian reviews
[One shot, Post Ptolemy's Gate] Sometimes the noblest deeds are the hardest ones to be grateful for.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Complete
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs by Feltonsgirl90210 reviews
Lily is coming back for her 6th year at Hogwarts and James is still trying to persuade her that she actually loves him and not the giant squid!crap at summaries. i promise the story is better than the summary!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Perfect Moment by Noil reviews
Dumbledore's voice was incredulous: “You think that to experience love in its purest form, to feel the strongest desire for another being than one can possibly have… is weakness?” You think it insignificant...? Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,030 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Into Snape's Pensieve: A sad memory by Phiction Phantom reviews
One Shot HBP Spoilers...Harry falls into another of Snape's memories and learns more about the professor. Don't read if you haven't read book 6 yet! Also, Sirius especially seems a bit evil in my stories, I can't help it, I think he is evil.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Give Me a Reason by Charmina reviews
Written PreHBP. “Don’t do anything rash,” Draco tried again. Without taking his eyes of the knife Potter whispered, “Give me a reason Draco. Just a single one.” Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Grief by GreenWood Elf reviews
A long lost love from Lupin's past attends Dumbledore's funeral to find that her werewolf has fallen for another. Oneshot, HBP spoilers, NTRL, RLOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Home somewhere? by Lizella reviews
At the end of the book, we must return to the world that was meant for us, to the family that was left behind. Set in between Inkheart and Inkblood but AU due to the second
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 4/11/2005
Seeking Shelter from the Rain by Blackfire 18 reviews
Another attempt at a robbery is dashed as Kim Possible saves the day once again...and what's worse, it has begun to rain. Features Drakken and Shego...mainly.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Shego, Drakken - Complete
Valmont's Bad Hair Day by ValmontsLover reviews
I thought about this when I was dying my hair and I remembered an incident with my godmother. Valmont wakes up too late and ends up with a new girl doing his hair.This is my first fic. Tell me if you like it.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/22/2005
Meet the Parents by pimpilidimpi reviews
ON HOLD!Harry travels back in time and joins his parents in their sixth year at Hogwarts.Some romance later on. Read and enjoy: ... and maybe review...Ootp spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,641 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Harry P., James P.
NO TROUBLE by Bellegeste reviews
It is Christmas Day and Hermione has no choice but to ask Snape for a very unusual favour... From SS pov. Sarky!Snape at his most despicable!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Consequence by Gemini Artemis reviews
It takes place in the end of Season 2. The JCA cast decides to play Truth or Consequence while waiting for Tchang Zu to fight.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Complete
Sanity in Azkaban by A-is-for-Amy reviews
Find out how Hermione spends her days in Azkaban. Not a happy tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2004
You Made Me Beautiful by VampireNaomi reviews
Shendu gets an unwelcome visitor and someone else pays the price.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Finn, Shendu - Complete
Mysteries and Misunderstandings by Estriel reviews
Sherlock Holmes, The Great Detective does *underline next word in your mind* Not look for lost ...puppies?...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2003
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Rumours reviews
[The Black Magician Trilogy, possible spoilers for The Novice Years before] When Dannyl and Fergun were novices, the latter started a vicious rumour. The details? Who can tell...
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2006
Basta's Fangirls reviews
Inkspell spoilers ahead. Kind of a follow up to A Little Too Obsessed, except this one has more chapters. Read the other one before this or it'll make no sense. And the title says it all.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2005
A Little Too Obsessed reviews
A little selfinsert one shot I felt the need to write after Inkspell. Give it a read, I like to think it's got some ok ideas. Needless to say, there will be spoilers.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Complete
Inkheart: A Summary reviews
Yeah, I couldn't resist. Why read the book when you could read this? Because the book will give you a better idea of what it's all about. But read this anyway. Oops it's all in bold...I'll fix that.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2005
The Way It Happened reviews
James Potter died in the First War, and in a way Sirius Black died with him. Remus looks back to try and share the pain of losing his two closest friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
Artemis, Agrabah and Authorial Interventions reviews
My first humour fic! Sorry, I had to give this ago...Ingredients: 1 anti social genius, 1 school play, 1 lovesick teen, several authorial interventions, 0 plot. So far. But you never know.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Artemis F.
A Final Farewell reviews
Alastor Moody returns to Grimmauld Place and reflects on everything that has been lost...and everything that has been gained. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Alastor M. - Complete
Fidelitas reviews
Amaniel was wanted as a magician's apprentice, unusually selected at the age of twelve. Avoiding the magician's clutches, he meets Kitty, a girl with big plans and a big grudge... May turn NatKitty
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2005
Skeletons reviews
Focusing on Sirius and Severus, this story follows two sworn enemies, who are more alike than either could imagine, as they make their way to and through Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Sirius B., Severus S.
Reflections reviews
Currently a oneshot. Takes place after the events of Inkheart. Basta is alone, and his mind turns back to the events that have gone before. DO NOT READ REVIEWS IF YOU HAVE NOT READ INKSPELL, SOMEONE SPOILT IT
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
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