Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Inkheart, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Artemis Fowl, and Misc. Books.
I'm Niki. This is my fanfiction page. Hope you enjoy it.
Well. My fics centre around Harry Potter, Inkheart/Spell and probably Artemis Fowl, but mostly the first two. I specialise in one shots, as I often get distracted from longer works by shiny objects or buttons.
I detest all Mary-Sues other than those done in the context of spoof, and I don't generally support OC/canon pairings, other than with Snape, Bartimaeus, the Black Prince or Harry Potter.
I'm 14, I live in Wales, UK, and ever since one worrying Business Studies lesson I have possessed a fear of meeting a man who works for Apple and rides to work on a bicycle made of tofu and licorice. And people dressed up as fruit. I have one dog, whose brains really need checking, and one brother, who doesn't have a brain to be checked. Here's a funfacts profile:
1) My favourite character always dies.
2) My schoolbag is very special but no, it doesn't tell me to take over the world, and no, if it did I wouldn't listen to it
3) I have a toy dog called Basta.
4) I want a real cat called Basta.
5) I'm afraid of being abducted by aliens.
6) I'm not paranoid. I just make it SEEM that way to confuse anyone who's trying to work me out.
7) I love school and exams. My friends think I'm weird.
8) I love the rain and cold weather.
9) Iago is my favourite Shakespeare character. Sally will always remember me referring to him fondly as "a warped little guy".
10) I'm terribly avaricious and power hungry.
11) I have an uncanny memory for pointless quotes yet can't remember my brother's age long enough to tell my teacher in a French exam
12) I ship. Strongly. For lots of people. Even canon. Especially canon. Although I've been told that no text evidence will ever justify Basta/Meggie
13) I'm not a goth. Really. I just like snakes.
The Bartimaeus Trilogy
The Harry Potter series
The Wind on Fire Trilogy
The Inkheart Trilogy
The Black Magician Trilogy
BT: John Mandrake/Nathaniel Underwood, Kitty/Kathleen Jones
HP: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Severus Snape
WoF: Mumpo Inch, Rufy Blesh
Inkheart: Basta, Dustfnger
BMT: Akkarin, Dannyl, Tayend
(now you see what I mean about favourite characters...)
Zuko/Katara (Avatar, anime)
Slash I support
Everything popular is wrong.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.
It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about, nowadays, saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true.
Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris.
True friends stab you in the front.
(all above are Oscar Wilde)
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay.
A good essay is 10 inspiration, 15 perspiration, and 75 desperation
It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
"From now on I don't care if my tealeaves say "Die, Ron, die!" - I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong"
"This is night, Diddykins, that's what we call it when it goes all dark like this"
"No! I am Nathaniel! I am your master! I am your death!"