(10/19/11 Update: Ahem, as I am much too lazy to actually go through everything below, I shall simply apologize for it. All you see below was written by a much younger me. My opinions really haven't changed much, so everything down there is mostly true but poorly written sooo *shrugs*. But hey "mature" me is kicking it back over here :So, if ya wanna get to know me, I encourage you to drop on by. Oh, seriously, all the obsessions listed below have not been lost at all, only added to. ;) xox )
HELLO FANFICTION READERS!
You have just entered my page (no duh!) _
Name: (Nick name) Carrot
Address: STALKERS!! But i'm in New York , Brooklyn to be exact
Age: I'm finally a teenager! WOOT!
Education: I bez in the school that is high since i left the middle on 6/22/07
lol! I'm in in high school if you didn't catch that
Hair: Black, mid-back ..wish it was longer p.q
Eyes: Really really dark brown, they look black
Ethnicity (totally spelled that wrong didn't I?): I am an oreo and damn proud!My daddy is fully hardcore Italian, and my Mommy is from St.Vincent (Caribbean, West Indian, Black, w/e u wanna call it), shes straight blaaaaaaack. so i am an oreo, black and white, WOOT!
ok now thats that done i'd like to say
SOMEDAY I AM GOING TO MARRY SHESSOMARU AND INUYASHA!
BOTH CAPTAIN JACKS (sparrow&harkness)
that's it at the moment
OK whatever now go read my fanfics (if they're up yet) ,my fav stories, fav authors
whateva go crazy
oh before i go
IF YOU EVER WRITE A KAGOME/SHESSY LOVE STORY ,
YOU HAVE ISSUES, YOU ARE ON CRACK,AND WILL BE CHASED BY AN ANGRY MOB!
STUFF ABOUT ME
sAILOR mOON, dIGIMON
tEEN tITANS, sIMPLE pLAN
tRUST cOMAPNY, gOOD cHARLOTTE
oNE tREE hILL, bUFFY:tHE vAMPIRE sLAYER, aNGEL
mERLIN, sUPERNATURAL, dOCTOR wHO, tHE jONAS bROTHERS, nSYNC
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
John Sheppard X Me ( ...my other Soul Mate)
Nick Jonas X MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (...i can dream can't i?)
Jesse McCartney X ME!(...i love him too...ok? he's my boo on da side lol no just some DELICOUS eye candy _)
SyaoranXSakura(CCS-Card Captor Sakura)
DarienXSerena (Sailor MoonWOOT YAY SAILOR MOON! my first anime ever -i'm refuse to count Pokemon . )
Brucas (BrookeXLucas-One Tree Hill) I LOVE THIS COUPLING SOOOOO MUCH!
Naley (NathanXHaley-OneTree Hill) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
Jeyton (JakeXPeyton-One Tree Hill) Dude, its just awesome
Brathan (BrookeXNathan-One Tree Hill) the 2 rulers of Tree Hill High, where can you go wrong? lol they could really work well together
Laley ( LucasXHaley-One Tree Hill) super cute, and if you're having a Brathan-Burger you gotta have a side of Laley-Fries :-)
CordyXAngel (Angel-Spinoff of BtVS)
Pairings I HATE:
Pucas, Leyton, what ever you wanna call it but Peyton and Lucas ARE NOT meant to be together shudders but you can like 'em if you want, i NEVER will (One Tree Hill)
SakuraXAnyone can't stand her (Naruto)
NarakuXanyone come on who could you pair that up with? (Inuyasha)
SakuraXEriol nuh uh (CCS)
KagomeXSesshomaru EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! NAAASTY! EWWWWW! (Inuyasha)
DarienXAnyone but Serena (Sailor Moon)
CordyXConnor (Angel) its disgusting hes Angel's effing son! -gags-
Characters i HATE:
Peyton (One Tree Hill) In season 2, shes awesome, whens she with Jake shes awesome...otherwise...shes a back-stabbing-slutty-bitch,sorry if i've offended anyone but i hate her with a burning passion i am anti-peyton, GO TEAM BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!
Chris Keller ...ok not really but hes an arse (One Tree Hill) but funny as 'ell
Zachariah(Supernatural) He's a dick, that's why. Glad Dean killed his heavenly ass.
Nikki (One tree Hill)
Synder (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer) Annoying whelp :-(
Kennedy (Buffy) HATE HER! DIE BISH! DIE! (6/23/12: May I take a Tara/Willow/Oz sandwich instead please?)
Dawn (Buffy) can't stand her at all!
all she does is try to break my eardrums by screaming so damned loud, and being annoying, Buffy should have let the bish jump :-(, but if you wanna like her, like her, go ahead, its a free country...at least where i am...heehee...chirp chirp...i'll just continue my listing now...
(6/23/12 Edit to Miss Dawn Summers: I no longer hold a deep loathing for this girl. I don't apologize for hating her but considering I hated her from in the range of being the ages 7 through about 14/16ish maybe even a full ten years at 17. I completely understand her behavior now and I might go as far as to say that I admire her strength for getting through all of the fucked up shit. Yeah, actually no, not "might" four for Dawn. You go girl. Still! She is far from my favorite. While I understand her behavior and she most likely fared far better than i ever would, she still does bother the fuck outta me. I do apologize for saying Buffy should have let her jump though because no. So much no. Omfg, 13 year old me, NO. Oh, so now I'm ashamed of myself. I'll never forgive her for her actions in "Empty Places" though. However, she is most definitely not alone in that boat and all the Scoobies are still in a shitty ass dog house for pulling that bullshit. Alas, this is not an "Empty Places" rant ( I could rant about that for days though, I'm still fucking pissed about that shit. Only episode of Buffy that I've only watched once because FUCK NO), this is an apology to the strong girl that is Dawn Summer--not the Slayer's little sister, not just Buffy's kid sis, not the whiny kelpto, but Dawn Mother Fucking Summers who was a kickass teenage girl with no super powers who still managed to be way more super than fucking Kennedy.
Poorly written rant complete.
...I still fucking hate Kennedy. GTFO.)
Character i LOVE:
Dean (Supernatural) He's amazing. I adore him.
Angel (from...Angel) i cant describe it in words
Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel) the words escape me
Chris (Charmed) once again the words have flown away...
Sesshy and Inu (Inuyasah) poof! words went poof!
Wesley ( Angel) not when he stole Connor though or when he stabbed Gunn he was being an ass
Buffy(...from...Buffy) AWESOME CHICK! KICKS ASS! one of my idols in life
Xander (Buffy) funny as hell, gives great advice, best friend you could ever have, and hot where could you go wrong?
Anya (Buffy) FUNNY AS HELL! She's almost always awesome, the almost is due to "Empty Places", the whole lucky shit pissed me off, hell the entire episode traumatized me. All the scoobies lost their trust for awhile (i haven't given it back yet) they betrayed Buffy and I, i suppose i still love 'em though. Can't erase all those good years together can I? (...I'm weird)
Willow (Buffy) hated her when she kicked Buffy out of her OWN HOUSE!
Giles (Buffy) gotta love him
ok everybody...well almost everybody from Buffy and Angel, dont know where i would be without those 2 shows...and Charmed and Supernatural
Brooke Penelope Davis (OTH) SHE IS SOOOOOOOOO FREAKING AWESOME!
Haley James-Scott (OTH) can we say awesome?
Nathan Scott (OTH) if you ever get tried of tree hill and haley new york and i are waiting .
Lucas Eugene Scott (OTH) ok, your mom cursed you with that middel name, but when you aren't cheating on Brooke ,i'm in love with you. awesome=you, sexy=you, you kick ass luke, you kick major ass
Keith Scott (oth) cool uncle, super cool, and makes me laugh my ass off, R.I.P
Marvin "Mouth" McFadden (oth) dude you're the best friend ANYONE could ever have, you kick serious ass!
oh and props to Karen -you are a super awesome mom and Deb-super funny, cool and was an awesome mom till you went coocoo for drugs, from One Tree Hill
FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15.Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.Tell people that you can see their aura.
17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." --Dr. Seuss
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain!"
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
"Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you."
“If God brings you to it he'll bring you through it.”
“If you love someone put their name in a circle, not a heart, because hearts can be broken but circles go on forever!”
“Life's not about the people who act true to your face. It's about the people who remain true behind your back."
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened!"
“Last night I matched each star with a reason for why you are so spectacular. I was doing great until I ran out of stars"
“All our young lives we search for someone to love, someone who makes us complete. We choose partners and change partners. We dance to a song of heartbreak and hope, all the while wondering if somewhere, somehow, there's someone perfect...who might be searching for us.” The Wonder Years
uh...thats all i'm willing to type right now lazy heehee lol
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