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Joined 06-13-05, id: 832347, Profile Updated: 04-06-14
Author has written 6 stories for SpongeBob SquarePants, Fairly OddParents, and Gravity Falls.

HEY ERRYBODY

I've got about a million ideas swirling around in my head at once. If only I had to ability to concentrate on a couple, that'd be great.

I'll have something new up, eventually...when you least expect it.

Until then, more often than not, you can find me on tumblr!

Thank you to everyone who has favorited my stories, and I do my best to reply to every review I get!

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The Gloves Will Help by Lvl2DragonTamer reviews
He stopped being the boy building ships in bottles and started being the man who isolated one daughter to save the other's life, the man who held his head up under a crown, the man who thought long and hard about whether he could kill his daughter to save his kingdom. He knew the answer, but could never tell his wife.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2013 - King, Elsa, Anna, Queen - Complete
Proud by The-Year-of-the-Dragon reviews
Rating T for cursing Pairing: None but it focuses on Stan and Wendy's relationship Summary: Stan has watched her grow up since she was a little girl. It explores the past between them.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Wendy, Grunkle Stan
Felony by Third Kind reviews
Loads of fish have been going missing every weekend night in Bikini Bottom for years. Surely those disappearances weren't linked to the Chum Bucket... right? Darkfic. Rated for violence and character death. Now complete!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,142 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Plankton, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy - Complete
E350's Happy Fluffy Reviews of Really Bad Fanfics by E350 reviews
Rated for mild crude humour. E350 has gathered up characters from shows we like and avowed to review fanfictions - the good, the bad, and the plain wacky. And no - he isn't ripping of Mystery Science Theatre. Or the Nostalgia Critic. Honest.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 99,455 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
One Week at a Time by Luv2write4u13 reviews
After a few minutes with Tommy, Lil does something that she slightly regrets. It hurts to tell your best friend that you're pregnant by her boyfriend.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,356 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Lil D., Tommy P. - Complete
Timmy's Fairy Toy by Love Missile reviews
Now that Timmy is 16 years old, he can only think about girls, and specially about his most beloved Trixie. Unfortunately for him, he has no girl available, so instead, he finds a replacement in his godfather Cosmo... WARNING: SLASH Timmy x Cosmo
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,989 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Timmy, Cosmo - Complete
Come Back to Me by Danny'sGhostGirl reviews
Juandissimo can't stand seeing his love with another man any longer, so when he gets his hands on a forbidden set of love arrows he forces Wanda to fall in love with him. Now Cupid's in a tizzy while Cosmo is falling apart! But will they be able to reverse the spell before it's too late?
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,911 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Juandissimo, Wanda - Complete
Keeper of the Spatula by SOLmaster reviews
SpongeBob and friends journey to the Arctic Ocean to throw a possessed golden spatula into a volcano to destroy it. Will they make it before Plankton gets it or will its curse overcome SpongeBob? Read and Review. Complete!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,130 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - SpongeBob, Plankton - Complete
Five Plus One by moonlitelm reviews
Five times Butters Stotch helped other people, and the one time someone helped him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Butters S. - Complete
Goodnight by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*Family shot* Nothing is worse than a bad day, and Timmy simply wants to get to his bed and be done with it... but at least he has a fairy family to make things better.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Timmy, Wanda - Complete
GratingBob ShrillPants by DadMom AngryPants reviews
Squidward wonders if sea sponges go through puberty, but before he can find out, Spongebob creates an existential nightmare.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2011 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
A Poem by LSP by Jasmine899 reviews
A short poem written by LSP.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Lumpy Space Princess - Complete
She's Only Human by DriedFrupcakes reviews
Please let me know if this can't be posted twice here; I am unsure . Mandy has a chat with the Devil over the restoration of a certain soul. Satan discovers that Mandy always gets what she wants and questions the sanity of the world. Slight BillyMandy
Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Hymn of the Lobster Bib by Octovision reviews
Plankton/Larry, slashy drabble.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Plankton, Larry - Complete
Believing In Magic by Aqua Lion reviews
Steve and Joe never understood each other. And when you're growing up torn between magic and reality, it helps to have a brother you can rely on. But at least Steve always had his puppy... all Joe has is a duck and a grudge.
Blue's Clues - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,047 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Right From The Heart by lombnut reviews
Stewie is drawing a picture for a very special someone. Stewie/Brian
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Stewie G., Brian G. - Complete
Butterfly by MoetEtCadaver reviews
They say if you love something let it go. Like a butterfly.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,104 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - SpongeBob, Sandy
Nothing More by CautiouslyBelieving reviews
It had been a while since her last 'episode' and Blonda had hoped the connections had stopped, even though she knew it was something that would haunt her the rest of her life. My way of explaining Blonda's side of the spectrum. ONESHOT.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Wanda - Complete
the silent nights by v-hills reviews
Her voice trickled into his ear softly as they hugged in front of her home and she had pulled back to look at him with slightly pleading eyes. And he had wanted to say yes, he really had. But he was too scared.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Cosmo, Wanda - Complete
The Stolen Child by Anna McNarin reviews
Is it fate? Is it even right? No one can say for sure, but it looks like they're going to find out. Rated T for suggestive dialogue.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Wanda, Timmy - Complete
Godparent by unknown20troper reviews
Fairy Idol AU. Jorgen discovers Timmy in Fairy World and wipes Timmy's mind. The Pixies attempt to rule the world and only Norm and Chester can stop them! Slight Cosmo/Wanda. COMPLETE
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,409 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Norm the Genie, Chester - Complete
Remember Me? by TweenisodeOrange reviews
What if everyone who ever had Fairy Godparents remembered it? Great hu? Well, maybe not, considering one man now remembers his plot to take over the world. 4 OCs if that's not to much.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,548 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Timmy, Crocker - Complete
On the Long Route by Squaresville reviews
Soon to be fourteen, Buster Baxter wonders why his parents got divorced, and whether he should have left well enough alone. A resurrected fanfic.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
Toaster Love by MangoPirate reviews
The toaster was important. Cosmo/Wanda fluff with just a sprinkle of good wholesome insanity. Short & sweet!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Cosmo, Wanda - Complete
Coincidental Fate by Libido reviews
If Timmy knew what he was starting, he probably wouldn't have wished for what he did. But then again, it got Wandisimo off Wanda's back. CupidxWandisimo
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Cupid, Juandissimo - Complete
100 Things I Hate About You by JoyHeart reviews
Cartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Autophobia by dArkliTe-sPirit reviews
N. - 'An abnormal and persistent fear of loneliness, of being alone. It also has another sense, that of an irrational fear of oneself, intense self-fear that is groundless.' Rated T for self-mutilation and mentions of suicide
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Wanda, Anti-Cosmo - Complete
How to Behave Badly by EyesxWidexShut reviews
Sam pov oneshot. Sam knows how to behave badly, but..
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Dear Lovers by ReneyyySprouse reviews
Timmy decides it's time to take a stand after Cosmo and Wanda's constant arguing gets way too much for him and Poof. But will Timmy be able to fix his godparents' relationship in the process as well?
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
iSam by ColorsOfTheSky101 reviews
Sam’s finally had it with Freddie, as Freddie’s finally had it with Sam. She starts her own webshow and ends up in detention. Find out how.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,417 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Cheeseclan by Miragestar reviews
Wow ... I was eleven when I wrote these two chapters. Come come if you enjoy stupid stories that feature ... cheese?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008
Mary Who? by Band8PGeek reviews
Squidward has to struggle to evacuate the number of Mary-Sues invading Bikini Bottom. But little does he know that these sponge/squirrel/squid creatures may, in a way, provide an advantage that he overlooked the first time.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Squidward, Mr. Krabs - Complete
Realization by MysteryReview reviews
Who knew that one detention could be so sweet? CosmoxWanda Fluffy "T" just to be safe
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Cosmo, Wanda - Complete
Not Chop, Slap by Band8PGeek reviews
“Slap, karate chop, what's the difference? Some kids still make out with a pillow.” Random little dialogueorientated but lengthy oneshots. Crack pairings inside. Dedicated to tootierulez.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 9/23/2006
The Science of Attraction by Im-AcErBiC reviews
Cody decides to reveal his feelings for London using science. Rated T for racy kisses!
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Cody M., London T. - Complete
Coming Out by Howling1 reviews
Stewie has a secret, and Brian’s going to find out what it is, whether he wants to or not. Meanwhile, Peter decides to be a ninja, Jasper’s puppies are due, and Bertram has a grudge to settle. Please R&R!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,154 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Stewie G., Brian G. - Complete
Plankton and Karen, Sitting in a Tree by DeterminedX2 reviews
Plankton and his computer wife Karen converse as they spy on SpongeBob from a tree.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
In the Bathroom by DeterminedX2 reviews
SpongeBob and Squidward are accidentally locked in the Krusty Krab bathroom overnight.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
How Cartman Stole Christmas by Cszemis reviews
It sucks being on Santa’s naughty list. An outraged Cartman takes jolly old St Nicholas hostage and with the help of Kyle Broflovski, the boys declare war on Christmas and everything it stands for. CHAPTER 3 UPDATE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,316 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Love, Marriage, and Ulterior Motives by Expatkiwi reviews
Big Daddy and Mama Cosma are tying the knot. What does this mean for Cosmo, Wanda, and Timmy? One couple hopes that this will end up killing any animosities, but the other couple have other ideas...
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,004 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Cosmo, Wanda - Complete
K I S S I N G! by WLiiAfanatic reviews
OneShot. Recess isn't always the best time to find the love of your life.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Can Dandelions Really Do That? by TurboJ reviews
Strong Bad and The Cheat mess around with a dandelion. Poor gullible Homestar...
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Spongebob's Rant by ReesieReese reviews
Spongebob learns that he is going to be taken off the air... and he is not happy. Rated for the 'H' and 'A' word.DISCONTINUED
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,506 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005
Jon's Revelation by jennifer snape reviews
Garfield decides to travel the world...and Jon has a shock discovery! Extremely short spoof!
Garfield - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
GarfBob SquareField by garfieldodie reviews
Garfield meets SpongeBob in this whimsical tale. Jon has purchased SpongeBob, and we all know what Garfield does when Jon brings a fish home. Uh oh. COMPLETE!
Garfield - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete
The SpongeBob Christmas Carol by DiamondTopaz reviews
Charles Dickens' timeless holiday tale...retold by the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom. YES, LADIES AND GENTS, IT'S FINALLY DONE!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,332 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 12/4/2005
Wizard of FOP by superdork398 reviews
This is pretty much your classic Wizard of Oz except with a Fairly Odd twist. Please R&R! NOTE: Sprinkles [dorkwhatever's sister] is not happy with the lack of reviews for the chapters she wrote. Review now or doom shall rain down upon you, like anvils.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Complete
Losing His Past by sponge-fan reviews
After a tragic accident, Spongebob loses his memory! Patrick and Sandy try to restore it, but some people might not want it restored... This story is completed.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Complete
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Weird Questions reviews
Stan may not have known what the kid's deal was, but he was an alright help around the shack and it sure made busywork a lot less grueling when he wasn't the one doing it.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Grunkle Stan, Soos - Complete
Buy Me Love reviews
Remy Buxaplenty, fed up with his fairy godfather's never-ending romantic conquests and his lack of a loving set of parents, decides he wants Wanda to be his fairy godmother. In an unexpected way, how could this arrangement turn out be beneficial to everyone and, at the same time, possibly doom the world?
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,823 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Remy B., Wanda - Complete
Happy Accidents reviews
What if Timmy's parents weren't his real parents? Would he still be the average kid no one understands? How much different would his life be? After Timmy makes a begrudging discovery about his day-to-day life, he never could've anticipated the events that would soon follow.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,842 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Timmy - Complete
Oblivion reviews
Cosmo and Wanda are asked a very simple question... that neither of them can answer.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Cosmo, Wanda - Complete
Unicorns reviews
Mr. Crocker finally gives up his beliefs in fairies, once and for all, and instead begins to believe in... something else. is it for better or for worse?
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Crocker - Complete
Virtual Jellyfishing reviews
SpongeBob discovers the wonderful thing that is the internet. But what happens when Plankton tries to take advantage of this?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - SpongeBob, Plankton - Complete