Author has written 1 story for Evangelion.
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Proud to say I'm going to be in UC Berkeley's class of 2014! Go Bears.
Favorite tv shows: Loveless, Chrono Crusade, Chun chu, Canterella, Fruits Basket, Evangelion, Fullmetal Panic Fumoffu and original, RahXephon, Inuyasha, Berserk, Chobits, Wolf's Rain, Cowboy Bebop, Azumanga Daioh, D N Angel, SUPERJAIL, Naruto, The Thunder Cats, Gantz, Cromartie High, Please Teacher, Bleach, Ruroni Kenshin, FLCL, Mysterious Girlfriend X, DOGS, Kurohime!
Fave characters: Aizen, Gin, Ulquiorra, Szayel, Chad, Uryuu, Ukitake, komamura, Yoruichi, Soifon, Chrono, Ritsu (i dont care if he's a rapist), Sosuke (fullmetal panic), Jaken, Guts, Orochimaru, Naota, Zero (kurohime)!
Not Favorite: Kikyo, Tosen, YUKI!! FROM FRUITS BASKET. DIE.
Im watching Jeopardy and apparently when squids are having sex the female can sometimes pop off the male's head.
my name is pronounced ferret and no one can ever figure it out because I spelled it weird, Ferret is also the name of my cat which is weird because he looks like a tiger. I play the trombone in band but I can play the euphonium and the tuba as well and I'm a female. I even named my trombone Tromi =) and I named the second one Stradivarius(the name was cool, I coulndt change it), it's awesome it has an F trigger and it is way bigger than my student model. It sounds better too.
Peace and love to Uranus! Not Earth!
favorite music: EVERYTHING! Especially techno and metal
favorite animal: The emu! I also like Vultures. That sounds kinda weird, doesn't it?
favorite food: SALT!! PRETZELS! SOY SAUCE! As long as it'll give me high blood pressure/hypertension, I'll eat it!
One of my most favorite quotes is from the story Nigeru by Hidari when Shinji goes "I need to think of unsexy things... Commander Ikari ... In a thong. Yup that did it"
FAV PAIRINGS: (these can get pretty weird...)
SeimeiXRitsuka (sometimes, SOMETIMES)
SHINJIXASUKA OR DIE (you dont have to). NO REI (...ok i can read stuff with rei.)
Shinji/misato (some of them)
"i normally only fuck tigers, but i think i can make an exception for a beautiful lady"
"Be warned earth woman! The Gargamite invasion is upon us!"
"Ass laser sounds!"
“…Yeah? More like ‘Bonercane Katrina,’ and instead of your house I’m going to utterly destroy that vag!”
Also, I have a friend named Djangle! Say hi to djangle!! Ok, a brief rant about Djam ( i also call her djam, djane, dmac, wtf why are you sick again, dj, dd and anything else i can think of) her mom won't let me call her djangle's mom, wtf? I also have a friend I call Doughball! And a friend I call Zwergfrau (gnome woman in german cause she's short, and she's got those gnomey eyes...)
A List of Things That Must Be In An Ulquihime fic (I've made this list based off what Ive read)
1. Ulquiorra must say that he will force feed her
2. Ulquiorra must call SOMEONE trash
3. There must be some kind of face touching (her tracing the tear marks)
4. Ulquiorra must touch her hair
5. He must watch her sleep
6. Ulquiorra must seem like some kind of weird stalker...
COPY AND PASTE TIME!!
Favorite Male Character: Ukitake!
Favorite Female Character: Matsumoto!
Fav Zanpakuto: Murcielago
Fav Shikai: Scatter, Senbonzakura
Fav Bankai: Mayuri's...thing
Fav Espada: Ulquiorra Schiffer
Fav Resurrection: Szayel's
Fav Captain: Unohana!!
Fav Lieutenant: Rangiku Matsumoto
Fav Fight: Szayel vs. Mayuri (that was the creepiest fight EVER)
Fav Quote: "MEATBALLIN'!"
Want to be raped by: ...No one...
Want to rape: Szayel, if he's not near then Aizen (he deserves it!)
Want to be friends with: Kisuke, Rukia, Rangiku, Renji, Stark, Orihime, Chad, Misato Katsuragi (eva)
HATE: ...No one...
Sometimes want to strangle: Ulquiorra
Squad I'd want to be in: 4th
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3. And discover that #1 is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will show this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
I apologize about this.
But I'm an idiot and I needed company...
You now have 2 options... ignore this or post this on your file to put a smile on someone else's face today!
Well, farewell for now, and remember: Everything happens for a reason.
...Except clowns. Those are just sexy accidents.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you think Kidzbop sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (If you have a GPA higher than a 4.0 come dance with me in a corner! dance dance, wiggle wiggle)
Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!
We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
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If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you strongly support equal rights for all people, animals, and life then copy and paste this into your profile right now!
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a long profile copy this into it and make it longer.
If right now you have about a jillion better things to do, and are a proud procrastination, copy this into your profile.
If you've been caught talking to yourself in public, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile.
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.
I believe in Jesus Christ as my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your profile!
"Go on with ya short legs, and ya big head and those gnomey eyes..."-Me (guess who i said it to)
"STUPID AP KIDS!"-Mr Lewis (government teacher)
"I am the MOOOOONSHIELD!"-Me
"Yeah I watch the weather channel...I do to have a life!"
"Let's say there's a guy named Joe, Joe's the president, but Joe likes burnin' bitches. What can Congress do to Joe?"-how I explained checks and balances to my friends
"NO ONE CAN CONTROL THE COSMIC CUBE OF GOVERNMENT! NO ONE CAN CONTROL THE CUUUUBE!"-Mr Lewis explaining separation of powers
"...I CAN SMELL YOU FROM HERE!"-Me
"SEME UNITE!"-My friends
REVIEW! You don't have to if you don't want to but I would appreciate it, you do mine, I'll do yours! I'm sorry I'm a bad reviewer though...