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Harry Potter and the Dream Come True by grand admiral chelli reviews
After a gross miscalculation by the Dark Lord, James Potter is alive and well again, and having the time of his life as he, Sirius, and Harry take Hogwarts by storm! Year 5 AU fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 252,873 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Harry Potter and the Gift of the Superi by elizia25000bc reviews
AU After Harry defeats Voldemort, the dead begin to return, very much alive. Takes off from end of book five except Sirius is still alive in this. HG, LJ. View the trailer at YouTube under Elizia25000bc
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,063 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P., James P.
HackQuest by Outenkun reviews
Aya is a new player to the world but has quickly made new friends and mastered the use of the game. But what happens when a mysterious event leaves her with a new pair of very odd and powerfull weapons?
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 4/27/2005
Five Friends, A Blonde and the Wind Princess by BradhadairWyver reviews
The sequel to the most pointless adventure of all time. It's been two years, so our 'heroes' have drifted apart and found their calling in life. Until someone starts threatening to destroy the entire plot of the universe!
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,681 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006
Kingdom Hearts Meets House of Mouse by Sailorstar165 reviews
The House of Mouse is turned upsidedown when Sora and friends try to get jobs.Enjoy the randomness of this fanfic! Anime Warning! KH Meets the House of Mouse: Making over 300 people laugh, one chapter at a time.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,551 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 11/25/2004
Log On! by Magical Girl Pretty Sammy-Chan reviews
Mai Yanagi is the last person in the universe who'd ever even think of playing The World! But when she gets an unexpected birthday present and meets a VERY unexpected friend, who knows what'll happen? R&R! CH. 20 UP!
.hack/SIGN - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,479 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 9/4/2004
All That Randomness! by hurkydoesntknow reviews
Riku gets a remote that takes him and his friends into TV land where he squares off against Ansem in TV shows.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,907 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Complete
The Day Runescape Went Crazy by Rebecca the Eccentric Crackpot reviews
Something has gone seriously wrong with Runescape. Zamorak is engaged in charity work, and one can no longer walk through others...Now, with the help of a rather rebellious burnt pizza and a fire breathing chicken, I must set out to make this right.
RuneScape - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,793 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 3/16/2005
The Dreaded Dance Floor by Kyuuketsuki-san reviews
What would happen if all the Inuyasha characters entered a dance competition? I would say...MAYHEM! and funniness involved!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,029 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Dot Hack718 by Noisulli reviews
A new group of hackers start up in The World. Will this mean destruction to the players that play or salvation? Please R&R. I beg of you! lol
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005
Love is a Funny Thing by LuckyGirly reviews
Lily and James are rivals, plain and simple. But over the course of the 6th year, will their feelings differ? In between falling into the lake, opening kissing booths, magic carpet rides, snowball fights and more, Lily and James find out all about love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,645 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Chronicle of a psychopath by Kurokagome reviews
Based, with authoress premission, upon the ever popular “.HackLegend of the Twilight Angel” and “New World Legend” comes a oneshot about a day in the life of the ever deranged Crimsoncat.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,432 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Complete
Steel, Soul, and Spirit by Shadow's Forge reviews
They were created by the Terran Dominion, secret weapons forged from Zerg flesh and Terran steel. They were the ultimate war machines, unstoppable on the battlefield. They were incapable of questioning orders, the perfect soldiers. They are Cyberlisks.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,282 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Complete
HackLegend of the Twilight Angel by Sailorstar165 reviews
Ryooki only joined to have fun, make friends, and see what everyone's talking about. Can Ryooki solve the mysteries of The World before it's to late? New friends, enemies, and adventures that'll have you wanting more!
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,416 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Complete
Help! The Butter Dish is Attacking Me! by charmingly-holly reviews
COMPLETE. Ginny isn't a happy camper. What with a HalfNakedFlyingDwarf following her around, butterdishes and mashed potatoes forming conspiracies against her, and the eminent doom her eyebrows are facing, Valentine's is looking pretty shabby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,969 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Sesshomaru In The Future: Rinchan's Fever Part 2 by Lady Kagewaki reviews
COMPLETE! After much demand for a sequal I present to you part two ofSesshomaru in The Future. Rin gets sick and Sesshomaru brings her to Kagome's mom to make her well again.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,584 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
YuGiOh! Fanfiction for Dummies by The Helldragon reviews
Clueless on how to write fanfiction or you're a bad author? This fanfiction will show what NOT to do when writing one. TWO NEW CHAPTERS TO MAKE UP FOR LAZINESS! HUZZAH!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,061 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/28/2004 - Published: 8/17/2003
The Hybrid by Chiller reviews
Chapter 7 is FINALLY up! i want some new blood to read this stuff, common people, its a GREAT story (atleast i think so, but i'm the writter.... meh)
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,502 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/12/2003 - Published: 1/26/2003
Harry Potter's Mary Sue reviews
It was a perfectly normal day at Hogwarts. Bloodthirsty Headmasters were speaking, when a Mary Sue popped into the world, to toy with male minds. Harry Potter, to the rescue! Rated T for minor coarse language. Slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete