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Hi my name's Enid and for now that is all you need to know :)

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Rescue To Release by Bower-Of-Bliss reviews
"As a cinematographer, I've given some thoughts to how I might die, but never in my wildest dreams did I think I'd die of dehydration, cut up and bleeding while perched in a tree in the middle of the Australian outback. As you can see, Sam is down below. He's an insane and perpetually randy, 7-foot tall, alpha-male kangaroo, and he belongs to that equally mental bloke, Cullen."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 107,534 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Bella, Edward
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,721 - Reviews: 6111 - Favs: 3,981 - Follows: 5,795 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Innocent Picture by Fudge 1 reviews
Holly Short has enough to worry about, what with work, Internal Affairs, and a second Koboi attack on Haven. A little sister just complicates things further...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Complete