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Joined 10-03-16, id: 8328360, Profile Updated: 06-15-17
Author has written 3 stories for Batman, and Gotham.

Just a girl with a lot of stories flying about her head. I am currently writing a novel but that is all hush hush at the moment. I am literally in every fandom ever, book series, tv show's, comics, anime, you name it i'm probably in it.

I interview Authors and popular Actors sometimes as well, such as Karen Fukuhara (Katana, Suicide Squad) Lucy Hale (Aria, PLL) Ian Bohen (Teen Wolf and Hercules) Cherami Leigh (Sword Art Online, Fairy Tail, Sailor Moon) and Kendare Blake (who wrote the brilliant Anna Dressed In Blood books which is currently being made into a film starring Cameron Monaghan, ask for details in reviews and you'll get things that aren't on other sites). Also Camren Bicondova (Selina Kyle, Gotham) spoke to me and David Dastmalchian (The Dark Knight, Gotham) has acknowledged my measly fangirling existence.

I edit videos and one of my most popular I'm currently making it into a fanfiction on here called Love You Just A Little Too Much. I can't write for the life of me but I hope you enjoy!

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Demolition Lovers by Audrey Kasm reviews
It started with coffee. Fours cups, black, with steam dancing pirouettes off the placid surface. The rest...well, he put her up to the rest. (A Nolanverse take on how Harley Quinn came to be. Joker/Harley. The coffee shop AU no one asked for)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 163,698 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 11/5/2020 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Joker
Therapy by PuddinFreakyStyle reviews
"We're both trapped in this nut-house, Harleen. Only difference is, you're on the payroll." An act of kindness towards Arkham's most notorious inmate sparks a downward spiral which will send Harleen Quinzel's life spinning out of control. But in games of love and madness, how far can you go before you break? An in-depth take on Harley's origin story.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,149 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 7/13/2020 - Published: 5/14/2016 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker] Bruce Wayne/Batman, OC - Complete
Get Out Alive by HoistTheColours reviews
Jack, a man who is secretly teetering on the brink of insanity, desperately seeks a life of normalcy. Joker/OC. [DISCONTINUED]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/13/2020 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Joker
Blackout by HoistTheColours reviews
The pieces of the puzzle all make funny shapes, but in the end, they fit together. Every. Single. One. Sequel to Clockwork.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 123,120 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 8/8/2019 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Joker
Love of the Unkillable Kind by scorpion22 reviews
A love story between Jerome Valeska our favorite ginger and a clown's daughter. Multiple points of view. M for later chapters. I own nothing, but please review.
Gotham - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,989 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/11/2019 - Published: 1/10/2016 - OC, Jerome V./The Joker
JK by HoistTheColours reviews
It's been eleven years. Post-Clockwork AU.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/6/2019 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Joker - Complete
Against the World by phiazombie reviews
A new take on the infamous romance. Harley and Jack were high school sweethearts until an unfortunate event separates them. Several years later, their lives collide once more. Mostly influenced from TDK, while also drawing from Gotham and the comics. Rated M for language, violence, and sexual content. Joker/Harley Quinn
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,650 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/4/2018 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Edward N./The Riddler
Sick Rose by ZeldaK reviews
She suspected she was sick. He picked up on it. My take on Dr Harleen Quinzel's slow descent into madness.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,422 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/11/2018 - Published: 8/8/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
On the Edge by Crystallinee reviews
After accidentally meeting the Joker, Harleen Frances' life takes a new turn and her obsession grows. She becomes Harley Quinn, the strongest piece on the board. NOLANVERSE Joker x Harley Quinn. Set after The Dark Knight.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/22/2018 - Published: 10/6/2016 - Joker
Distorted by HoistTheColours reviews
Everything's not what it seems. Joker/Harley.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 78,812 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 3/27/2018 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Joker
The Origin of The Black Widow by The Black Shadowx reviews
The story of how the Black Widow became to be. detailed description of her life in the Red Room and what happened when she defected. this is my own creation so if things appear that is not in the comics thats the reason. i don't things can ever be too far stretched so excuse me if it gets weird. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING TO DO WITH MARVEL . WRITTEN FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 46 - Words: 169,833 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/6/2018 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R.
Crazy in love by MelShep reviews
Harleen Quinzel is trying to prove herself as a doctor of psychiatry, in a corrupt asylum full of liars, thieves, and thugs (not to mention the patients). The only thing keeping her going is the strange relationship building between her and one of her more fascinating patients. But what does the Joker want with her? (A twisted love story: more romance, less abuse, than comics.)
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,886 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 11/13/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce Wayne/Batman - Complete
Trials of Yuno Gasai by ChikaiItachi reviews
A few chapters showing the suffering that Yuno went through in an emotionally abusive, neglectful home. Leads up to when she accidentally kills her parents. This story will also look into Yuno's behavior, the early indicators of sociopathic and obsessive tendencies. Partly based on my own past (but exaggerated).
Future Diary/未来日記 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,887 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/18/2017 - Published: 3/30/2017 - Yuno G./2nd - Complete
Unraveled Bandages by Veniseppe reviews
Kuzen never left Eto in the 24th ward, instead he kept her with him and raised her, so what happens when another half-ghoul is created? A certain Half-ghoul named: Ken Kaneki... Etoken
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 153,038 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 4/7/2017 - Published: 3/26/2015 - [Eto/Sen T., Kaneki K./Haise S.] Touka K., Tatara - Complete
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,269 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Black Diamond by AlphaBadWolf reviews
"You play with fire almost as if you want to get burned" "We've all got our problems" In a city of injustice, the line between rationality and insanity can run thin, and losing yourself is lot easier than anyone ever says it is. No one expected bookish, introverted Molly Chandler to be a suspect in her father's murder, but you can't expect anything in Gotham. DISCONTINUED
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,300 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 1/25/2017 - Published: 9/4/2015 - OC, Jerome V./The Joker - Complete
All Fun and Games by Lostinthemindscape reviews
Jerome finds his little harlequin on a bus he's supposed set fire to. Cheerleader!Harley. Slight canon divergence post episode 2x03
Gotham - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,177 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/24/2017 - Published: 9/29/2015 - Jerome V./The Joker
A Wind from the East by Moriarty's Cat reviews
*spoilers for series 4* Mycroft's thoughts as he prepares to finally tell Sherlock the dark family secrets he's managed to hide for so many years.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/12/2017 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Remember Redbeard? by primitiveLOGIC reviews
Water is not cleansing, because it is not worth anything. Water is a resource that no one cares about. People do what they want with water. To clean herself, she would have to spill blood. And if she couldn't kill people... That meant there was only one thing left for her to kill.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2017 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
The Joker's Pet by Xeelia reviews
A dark look into the relationship of The Joker and his Harley Quinn...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,681 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 5/4/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Pro Ana by robotsandblankets reviews
Riley likes her small frame. She likes being picked up like a feather. But suddenly she's not a feather, she's a rock. She accidently clicks on the forum. She sees these crying butterflies of girls screaming, yelling, about their weight and numbers. She's been pulled into the ocean. She's not sure she knows how to swim. She'll drowned for a while.
Girl Meets World - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,925 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/5/2015 - Published: 3/26/2015 - Riley M. - Complete
The Joker's Cute Little Hostage by laurenloui reviews
What happens when an criminal madman falls in love an innocent, unsuspecting hostage. Includes 'typical Joker' content: violence, spanking, sexual tension etc.. Not crazily mushy, but might be a bit mushy in places;') Dark Knight inspired. Rated M (just in case)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Joker
In Another Life VII by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
For all those who requested another in this series :-) Dr. Harleen Quinzel is working with the GCPD, and goes undercover as Harley Quinn to infiltrate the Joker's gang. Needless to say, things don't go to plan...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,767 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 1/27/2015 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Bad Jokes by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,240 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Joker - Complete
FateStay Diary by WriteShop reviews
What if, instead of summoning a Servant that shared his values, who was selfless and wanted to protect people, who was a perfect match for him, Shirou had summoned a servant who was obsessive, self absorbed and psychotic? say Yuno Gasai.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Future Diary/未来日記 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,167 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - [Shirō E., Yuno G./2nd] - Complete
Strategy by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Once a pawn makes it all the way across the board, she becomes a queen. Emma is not a queen. Yet. [Pastimes 2/4]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,526 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - [Joker, OC] - Complete
amazon warrior by saunatonttu reviews
She has nothing - but she has the means to get anything. Enoshima Junko.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Enoshima J. - Complete
Vivisection by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Sometimes, the immediate kill isn't the most entertaining result. Sometimes, the Joker first prefers to open things up and jab at their insides to see how they work. [Pastimes 1/4]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,091 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Joker, OC - Complete
Jim Moriarty by Tango Fox
A one-shot exploring the backstory of James Moriarty and how he came to be a consulting criminal
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Complete
Kissing Hermione Granger by aviddaydreamer reviews
The first time Draco Malfoy kissed Hermione Granger...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 129 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Anatomist by rosa acicularis reviews
"When they are children, Moriarty is a game. A story they tell only to each other, in whispers." Jim and Molly Moriarty, from the beginning.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,196 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty
Firefly by Harlequin Sequins reviews
Genius is close kin to madness. One Shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Joker - Complete
Jack the Ripper by Harlequin Sequins reviews
Monsters are not created. They are born. A Joker origin piece. Some Jack/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,987 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Joker
Temptation by cannibalization reviews
When a young, paranoid girl falls in love with the Joker without realizing who he is, chaos is sure to follow. But of course, the Joker is an "agent of chaos".
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Joker
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Love You Just A Little Too Much reviews
Jerome Valeska has been resurrected and is running around Gotham trying to survive. But on that fateful night at Arkham, Fish Mooney and her bus of monsters weren't the only inmates to escape. This is a tale of two crazy kids in love, and the true story of The Joker and Harley Quinn. *Based on a video I made with Sasha Pieterse as Harley ask for the link if u want it.*
Crossover - Batman & Gotham - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,631 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 10/4/2016 - Harley Quinn, J. Crane/Scarecrow, Selina K./Catwoman, Jerome V./The Joker
Unspoken Words reviews
He didn't mean it to end this way. He really did love her. But it's a bit too late for that. He loved and he lost her. And he's sorry...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2017
Even Monsters Fall In Love
The man with the green hair and purple greatcoat did not notice the girl but she noticed him. Here is the end of this story: She is not a girl, but a monstrous thing. Here is the end of this story: Even monsters fall in love. Here is the end of this story: She fell.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, OC