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Author has written 1 story for Skulduggery Pleasant series.

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Sirius Black and the Girl With the Terrible Hair by JellyBellys reviews
Sirius Black's life has gone completely haywire. Disowned. Related to Death Eaters. His brother hates him and his best friend is a stalker. Lucky for him, he's never had problems with a girl. Until now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 196,458 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 10/28/2022 - Published: 4/1/2019 - Hermione G., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 317,033 - Reviews: 2104 - Favs: 4,939 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 4/17/2022 - Published: 10/4/2012 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Remus L. - Complete
Arx Domus Nigrae by MaryRoyale reviews
There are legends among the pureblood families about Keepers-special witches who have the power to restore a fallen House. If any House needed a Keeper, it's the Ancient and Noble House of Black. Hermione/Multi (Cygnus, Orion, Sirius AND Regulus). Polyandry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,398 - Reviews: 4776 - Favs: 8,202 - Follows: 10,699 - Updated: 6/7/2021 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Regulus B., Cygnus B.
My Dirty Little Secret by Gloryofluv reviews
It all started as one big embellished farse. Not because anyone needed a lie, or even that the tale mattered… at least until the Weasley family grew engrossed. It started off with a letter to Ginevra Weasley's advice collum, What's the Dish, one morning. The entertainment was only the beginning…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,206 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/20/2021 - Published: 3/31/2019 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L., Teddy L.
Mrs Miller's New Neighbours by Kinuwan reviews
Mrs Miller is perfectly happy with her orderly neighbourhood and is sure that everyone else, including Mr Miller, agrees with her. But when old Mr Fletcher dies and leaves number eleven unoccupied, who will move in there next? A story of Hermione and Sirius moving into a new home told from the perspective of their new neighbour, who is less than thrilled.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,658 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/16/2020 - Published: 1/1/2020 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] OC - Complete
Prophecy Child by CelestialSeaWitch reviews
A drunken chance encounter in a muggle bar leads to a terrible hangover and the very awful realization that Hermione Granger, lost in the past, has slept with her best friend's father. The timeline was already messed up, but this really hasn't improved the situation at all. Hermione/James Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,956 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 12/13/2020 - Published: 8/8/2020 - [Hermione G., James P.] Euphemia P.
Devilish by s l y t h e r i n d o l l reviews
And when her halo broke, she carved the two halves into horns.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,030 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 11/26/2020 - Published: 11/27/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.
Vacillation by fairmaidofkent reviews
Coming together is not always an easy feat, but the rest of the time, things fall apart. As Narcissa and Lucius navigate whether or not to trust one another, the Wizarding world begins to bend to the power of a Dark Lord and everything they've ever known starts to unravel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 215,342 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/20/2020 - Published: 7/28/2018 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] [Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L.] - Complete
In Loco Parentis by The Hope Lions reviews
Hermione Granger doesn't know why she was sent back to 1992, but she's not going to waste this second chance. Even the Chosen One needs some responsible adults on his side. After all, Harry may not know it, but he's Hermione's best friend. As she takes up the DADA post, "Jean Watson" is not going to let anything happen to him-or any of her friends for that matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,874 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 7/31/2020 - Published: 11/7/2019 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Harry P., Albus D.
The Jock and the Swot by crochetaway reviews
Hermione Granger is doing some light-reading in the library while Thorfinn Rowle is looking for a place to study for his NEWTS. Then they hear someone getting frisky behind the bookshelves somewhere nearby. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,899 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 7/27/2020 - Published: 8/30/2019 - [Hermione G., T. Rowle] Antonin D. - Complete
Alternate History by AalisEliza reviews
Thorfinn Rowle's association with Hermione Granger causes several consequences during the Tri-Wizard Tournament and Harry Potter's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,452 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 3/14/2020 - Published: 2/6/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., T. Rowle
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 18601 - Favs: 37,381 - Follows: 19,712 - Updated: 1/4/2020 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Wrong Tree by ElusiveSoul reviews
Hermione Granger rarely felt lost. She was the one to come up with brilliant ideas, but when it came to romantic matters, she was utterly clueless. Maybe if things were different, she could have pushed him away, or simply stopped this ridiculous game they were playing. Instead, she let herself fall deep into his trap. And boy, she fell hard… [Sirimione AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,921 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 12/13/2019 - Published: 9/22/2019 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.]
This, Too, Is Sacred by HeartOfAspen reviews
COMPLETE. An ancient power has required generations of purebloods to pledge their lives to the blood pact. Draco has long known he was born to uphold this tradition... but Hermione's parents have secrets, hidden details about her heritage, and soon it will be her turn to cast in with fate. [AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,994 - Reviews: 2695 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 3,386 - Updated: 4/24/2019 - Published: 11/17/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Narcissa M., Molly W. - Complete
Triads and Tribulations by AmaliaIR reviews
It was too crazy, even in a Magical world with unicorns and ghosts. It was too wild, even for someone who flew on a Dragon's back and traveled in time. - Post-Hogwarts Hermione/Draco/Harry triad fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,692 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 11/9/2018 - Published: 11/1/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
I Know Things by XxxLil'MunchkinxxX reviews
Saracen Rue, all easy charm and easy smiles, like a man trying to convince himself he's nicer than he is. That was how she remembered him. It had been over a decade since she'd last seen a Dead Man but now she had all of them and more on her doorstep with a psychopathic serial killer from her past on the loose. Just a day in the life, right?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/12/2018 - Published: 2/19/2018 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., Saracen R., OC
SP: RC - One Shots by GeckoEnby reviews
This will become a collection of one-shots and the occasional spinoff to compliment my Skulduggery Pleasant: Raising Cain story, which you will need to have read to understand much of this. Comment or PM me to suggest your ideas and I may write them and post them here, anything welcome as long as it relates to the ff I'm writing! I expect to update the rating so keep an eye out! :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2018 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., OC
In The Dark by bubblemoon66 reviews
Valkyrie is temporarily blinded while working a case with Skulduggery. Takes place after Ressurection. Eventual Valduggery.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,012 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/10/2018 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Shadowheart by Lucrece01 reviews
"What do you want from me?" he whispered, running his fingers down her back—she shuddered violently, recklessly at the pooling streams of wanton ecstasy—her shoulders snapped backwards and she grabbed his collar for support. Her skin felt thin and raw—she clawed at him, her jagged curls dismembering the air around them—she convulsed against him and breathed, "Absolution."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,166 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/30/2017 - Published: 12/6/2015 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
No Greater Love by Colubrina reviews
Voldemort has won, or mostly, and Death Eaters don't have a retirement plan so Draco Malfoy is stuck serving a master he hates. He and Blaise Zabini just try to keep their heads down and not attract attention. They aren't heroes. Then Hermione Granger gets Snatched and they make the fateful, stupid decision to save her. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,082 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 11/18/2016 - Published: 9/20/2016 - [Draco M., Blaise Z., Hermione G.] - Complete
Daddy Dearest by ImmortalObsession reviews
It is 1895 in England. Purebloods are the supremacy. Dumbledore rules them all. Lord Malfoy, one of his many devout followers, has a daughter no one has ever seen. The daughter herself, Hermione Malfoy, never questions the strict rules standing between her and everyone else – that is, until Master Riddle arrives and makes her think twice. AU/OOC/Rated M for dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 108,384 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The First Day by little0bird reviews
The first year after the battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 251,033 - Reviews: 3699 - Favs: 4,229 - Follows: 1,955 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3972 - Favs: 5,879 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Dead Men reviews
Twelve year old Stephanie Edgley was just attending her favourite uncle's funeral when she spots a strange man standing far off, a beautiful woman's arm hooked through his. Less than a week later she's thrust into the world of magic and sorcerers, trained by the best of the best; The Dead Men. (Book 2 is up!)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/25/2019 - Published: 2/7/2018 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., China S., Dexter V.