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Joined 06-15-05, id: 833604
Author has written 31 stories for Breakfast Club, Samurai Champloo, Final Fantasy VII, Veronica Mars, Trigun, Bourne series, Night at the Museum, Supernatural, and Hancock.
Ah, the pit of voles. Put simply, this account exists so I can make reviews on the rare occasion I venture here, though that is changing since it appears a couple of my fandoms have enough good fic posted here to make it worth visiting this cesspool. FYI, I upload my own stuff rather haphazardly and I'm a slow writer anyway, so whatever ends up here will be best described as 'bits and pieces.'

"There once was a boy named Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it." ~ C.S. Lewis, The Silver Chair

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A Life in the Day of Reno by Tyramir reviews
Killer. Psychotic. Clown. Turk. Titles seem to follow Reno everywhere, but this day, he's dubbed with the least likely one. Guardian Angel.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 40,878 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Reno, Tseng, Rude, Rufus
Space Troopers by A-chan5 reviews
Space mechanic Cid Highwind was having a wonderfully crappy day when he stumbled on an old Shinra issued cryogenic pod. His kind heart forbade him not to wake up the poor bastard. His cursing brain knew he was getting into a heap of trouble. [CidVincent]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,777 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Cid H., Vincent V.
Heart Bound in Chains by LadyDeb1970 reviews
Ian Howe finds out just how far he'll go to protect the people he loves when his brother and daughter are kidnapped by former associates. He's willing to steal, willing to deal. Willing even to ask the aid of the man who helped to put him in prison.
Crossover - Poltergeist: the Legacy & National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,598 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Philip C., Ian H.
Bouncing Around by PurpleMoon3 reviews
Cas finds God. Crack-Fic.
Crossover - Supernatural & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 42,534 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Castiel, Shawn S. - Complete
Left Behind by Oneiriad reviews
After the Apocalypse was prevented, Castiel left. Now Jimmy Novak has to find a way to put his life back together.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Jimmy N. - Complete
Kissing games by Enide Dear reviews
Sephiroth gets a kiss by an unlikely assailant
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Sephiroth, Cid H. - Complete
Glances Into a Spark by Saesama reviews
Oneshots. Next: Ironhide, meet Sarah. Sarah, put the gun down.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,437 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007
Waiting for Someone to Shake Me by BlackEyedGirl reviews
The problem with winning your rank after a series of chance encounters is that when you forget them, you forget all the other important things too. Amnesia-fic. Kirk/McCoy, Spock/Uhura, Kirk/McCoy/Spock/Uhura
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Intervention by Daria234 reviews
crack!fic where everyone gets together to criticize Peter and his mistakes. VERY CRACKY with much verbal Peter-whumping. Don't read if you don't like!
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Peter P., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Staunenswerte Gnade by Arquenniel reviews
The only thing that can fix Marie Helena Kreutz's mangled life is a shattered man's quest to recover his own. Bourne Identity Marie's POV.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,116 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008
It was easier when they all wanted ballgowns by Daria234 reviews
A fairy godmother and her charge argue about picking out an outfit for a big event. It gets nasty and becomes a fight about stereotypes different generations of women have of each other. Humor ficlet and complete CRACK! Don't read if you don't like
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Complete
Ignition by Atlantia reviews
MOVIEVERSE SamxBumblebee SEQUEL TO COMBUSTION. After the struggles of the last few weeks, Sam and Bumblebee think they have finally escaped and can live their lives in peace. But with 3 different factions after them, their time and choices are running out
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,581 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Sam Witwicky, Bumblebee
The Princess Was Expecting a Nice Quiet Trip by Daria234
Humorfic with SLASH. The princess-adventurer escaped her over-zealous suitors but now runs into them again in a very compromising situation. Warnings for language, captivity, and sex;don't read if you don't like. Sequel to The Princess and the Plan
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/2/2009
A Bolt Out Of The Blue by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
There are so many kinds of energy who's to say it only has one purpose? After the All Spark was destroyed, wierd things start happening to Sam. Nearly electrocuting Bumblebee is just the beginning. 2007 movieverse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,122 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Water Under the Bridge by iknowthewords reviews
Reno has left his Shinra days and hasn't looked back. He stays far away from Midgar, avoids dogs named Rufus, and anything that otherwise reminds him of his past. But his calamity just doesn't stay behind... and neither does she. ReTi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,791 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Reno, Tifa L.
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
The Plan of the Century by Dare5 reviews
Tony has an epiphany and develops The Plan Of The Century. After all, it's really difficult to get good personal assistants and if you have found one, you should do everything to keep her. Even if it means to fall in love with her and marry her. TS/PP
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/20/2008
I'm Working On It by Sare Liz reviews
As a beginning, Tony Stark owes her an apology. But that is just the beginning. Movieverse. TS/PP. #1 in the 'Slice of Life' series.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Extra Dry, Extra Olive by BG Sparrow reviews
Movieverse, One-Shot. What if Tony had returned to the roof that night? Pepperony.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/7/2008 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
The Longest Day by LittleFairy78 reviews
Shawn and Lassiter are in trouble. The bad guys are on their way to Mexico, the other bad guys are after them, they're in the middle of nowhere and somehow have ended up cuffed together. It's just one of those days...Rated for some language and whump
Psych - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,877 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Alien by Dreaming of Everything reviews
They thought that the defeat of Megatron and the defense of Earth had given everyone the chance to relax a little. But that's not all that's out there... Action-Adventure, gen, canon mentions of SamMikaela, Sam, Mikaela and Beecentric. Complete, sequel.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,578 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Mikaela B., Sam W. - Complete
The Bourne Dossier by Badr reviews
A series of drabbles based mostly on the Bourne movies, Identity through Ultimatum, with one or two tie ins to the books. Rated mainly for violence.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007
The Long Road Home by Conna Stevenson reviews
Damaged and unable to communicate with or even find his fellow Autobots, a lone survivor crashes to Earth and must locate Optimus and the others before a dangerous enemy arrives. Who can he trust, if he cannot tell friend from foe?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,622 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007
Conclusion by openattheclose reviews
COMPLETED It's been a year since David Webb jumped off a building into the east river, and the media is convinced that he, along with the two woman associated with him, Marie Kreutz and Nikki Parsons, are dead. They are wrong. On all three counts.
Bourne series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,608 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Dirty Jobs by Fandomatic reviews
Humorous look at how an interview with Jason Bourne would go on Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe. No point, really, except to ridicule a deeply disturbed fictional character.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Keep Moving by Kay Linne reviews
Ultimatum ended much too soon. There is much left to learn. He keeps moving, he must keep moving.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,699 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
New Home by rook1939 reviews
A fic based on what might happen after the '07 movie. It's time to patch up the wounded and make the house a home, but how?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,608 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007
First Date by Pikachumaniac reviews
Three lives later, and they still have not gone on their first date. But if reincarnation is all about getting another chance to do things right—whatever that means—he might as well try and make the best of it. Lexaeus x Zexion.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,814 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Lexaeus, Zexion
Misconceptions by BlackEyedGirl reviews
I’m laid back, fairly tolerant… In fact, I’d say I’m exceptionally open minded. So why, why, did my daughter think I wouldn’t want to know about all this.' For the coming out challenge on marshallscience.
Eureka - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
The perils of joint tenancy by BlackEyedGirl reviews
“Wow. So this is what an out of body experience feels like.” Mostly preslash, shameless exploitation of scifi cliche.
Eureka - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
Children of the Pebble by Clinesterton Beademung reviews
Vash, Meryl and Milly go home and make new lives for themselves. Will they succeed? Can the children of the pebble ever go home again? Vash x Meryl
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,755 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 5/7/2005
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 96 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Between the Lines by Lady Karai reviews
My explanation of what happened to Reno and Rude in Advent Children during the times they were off camera. How and why they showed up where they did and when they did. Nominated for the Genesis Awards.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,257 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Reno, Rude - Complete
In the Company of Wolves by Starherd reviews
Advent Children AU. What if Loz decided to keep Tifa, instead of leaving her after their fight? Sadness was the price to see it end. WARNING: rape. Loz x Tifa with sides of Tifa x Cloud and SHM shipping. And Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,489 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Tifa L., Loz - Complete
Bucharest Directive by LithiumDoll reviews
It was a city made of a hundred identities and the fact wasn't lost on her [Landy pov]
Bourne series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,391 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
Mechanical Resonance by Sephulbadis reviews
The triplets want the Highwind. Only Cid knows how to fly her. It's not going to go smoothly.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Cid H., Yazoo - Complete
Inseparable by Galaxia Alpha reviews
Post series, spoilers: After being recruited to work in a gambling club to fight for money, Mugen finds himself unwillingly reunited with both Jin and Fuu. PART 9 UP. The prequel to this is called: There Were Times.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,120 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 9/24/2005
EDEN AWRY by I Heart Edward Cullen reviews
People always assume that the afterlife is a release. The bad guys get thrown in Hell for their just desserts, and the good guys get to spend the rest of eternity strumming harps atop fluffy little clouds and polishing their halos. Get real. WxM, VxM
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006
Wishes Don't Come True by Eveilae reviews
[CHAPTER NINE] After becoming a fourth grade arsonist, Calvin and his family move away. . . without Hobbes. Years later, in a school complex nicknamed Ireland, Susie meets up with Calvin again. WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT? bad words, and major innuendos.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,741 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004
Vincent's lack of Phone and Fashion Sense by Saesama reviews
Why doesn't Vincent have a phone or different clothes in Advent Children? Because he left them at Cid's. Duh. Challenge from the VincentxCid mailing List. Rated for language and madness.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Vincent V., Cid H.
Eyes and Ears of This Institution by MidnightBlue88 reviews
Carl the janitor: more than meets the eye? A run in with our favorite nerd changes everything for both of them. Takes place the Thursday before detention and includes cameos from other BC members. COMPLETE
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,984 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2005 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
Smoky and the Turk by drakonlily reviews
Sent on a mission with Reno and out of cigarettes. Cid isn't having a very good day. Lots of naughty words, hence the rating. [One Shot]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Cid H., Reno - Complete
Vincent's Secret by Saesama reviews
Vincent has a secret he's willing to share :3 Valenwind fic for MRE, rated for language, adult situations and goofiness.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Cid H., Vincent V.
Warmth in Winter's Heart by A-chan5 reviews
Before going insane, Sephiroth was very much human. And no human can escape caring for someone. One mission shows the General just how much he came to care for SOLDIER first class Zack.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,094 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Endings and Beginnings by dave-d reviews
Graduation time has come. What will that mean for Sousuke's and Kaname's futures? Will the two go their separate ways, or decide to stay together?
Full Metal Panic - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,862 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
Temptation Kunishige by Angrybee reviews
One hot night, Jin and Mugen catch a glimpse of something not meant for their eyes. Jin tries to cope with almost certain temptation while reflecting on their journey. Mild nudity. Adult references. Spoilers to 12.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2005
Higher Education by dave-d reviews
After Kaname and Sousuke helped save the TDD1 from Gauron, Sousuke was reassigned. Years later, going to Tokyo University, Kaname ran into a familiar face.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,477 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Complete
Another Journey, Another Life by TeaRoses reviews
When Milly becomes responsible for Knives, will they reach any understanding? Knives x Milly. Takes place after series. Updated! Now complete! R for mature situations.
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 5/11/2003 - Complete
CHECKMATE: a spiders beauty by Gloria Stone reviews
WAHHHH! the very last chapter, it has come to an end sniffle
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 145,529 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 5/18/2003
Tumbling Down by Lirillith reviews
The Turks, as they wait for Meteor to fall. Now complete
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,056 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/16/2004 - Published: 2/16/2003 - Elena, Reno - Complete
Reloading by greysw reviews
After the series, Vash takes a moment to renew a vow... and to make a new one.
Trigun - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/20/2002 - Vash - Complete
The Fellowship of the Booklights by PBL reviews
Once in a while, a story comes along that is so magnificently written, so profoundly insightful, that it has the power to change the world. This is not that story.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/18/2002
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New Sun Rising reviews
It's easy to see that Rexy the Tyrannosaurus recognizes something kindred in Ahkmenrah, and maybe that's why the dinosaur accepts him as a rider so easily. The pharaoh shares an affinity with Rexy that the others don't: they both used to be alive. But Ahkmenrah is unique in another respect, he tells Larry one day. He is the only of them who remembers dying. (Larry/Ahkmenrah)
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,965 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Larry D., Ahkmenrah, Kahmunrah - Complete
Omake reviews
Jason and Marie, somewhere sunny. Set after Identity. Spoilers.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
A Good Idea At The Time reviews
Larry held his own against Kahmunrah pretty handily in the Smithsonian. The question is, how did some schmuck from Brooklyn learn to fight like that? Larry/Ahkmenrah UST if you squint - and I do. T for language. Spoilers for both movies.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Larry D., Ahkmenrah - Complete
Tres y Dos reviews
Three and Two. A Hancock/Ray, Ray/Mary love story. Well, kind of.
Hancock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
It Came Upon A Midnight Clear
Three Supernatural ficlets written for a Dean/Castiel holiday challenge on Livejournal. Pretty much unrelated, though a storyline could be extrapolated if you must. Ratings range from PG to NC-17.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,252 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Good Morning, Blues reviews
Sunrise at the museum represents something different when you live your life at night. Larry/Ahkmenrah.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Larry D., Ahkmenrah - Complete
Coffee reviews
There's plenty of time left tonight / I promised I'd have you home before daylight. Ahkmenrah/Larry UST. Do not read if you do not like gratuitous coffee drinking.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ahkmenrah, Larry D. - Complete
Lunch reviews
Larry takes a lunch break. Larry/Ahkmenrah UST - squint and you might be able to see it. Some profanity.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Larry D., Ahkmenrah - Complete
Oranges reviews
Larry/Ahkmenrah, boykisses. Quiet moment at the Museum.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Larry D., Ahkmenrah - Complete
Only the natural conclusion reviews
I give you: Larry/Ahkmenrah/Amelia threesome. Because the threesome is the solution to everything.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Larry D., Ahkmenrah - Complete
Flirtation reviews
Four loosely linked ficlets in rough chronological order. Larry/Ahkmenrah UST. The boys snatching moments for themselves amid the chaos of the museum.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Larry D., Ahkmenrah - Complete
In Greece reviews
Jason and Marie and nightmares. Set between Identity and Supremacy
Bourne series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Snapshot reviews
A day at the office. Pre-movie.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Stuttering reviews
Bourne after loss of Marie. Spoilers for Supremacy, obviously.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
100 situations reviews
I have misguidedly signed up for a 100 situations prompt table for MugenYatsuha over at LJ. Prompts completed since February? Not a lot. At any rate, I'll upload them as I write them.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007
Knivespeak reviews
Knives reflects. Set postseries. Oneshot.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Six Pack
Final Fantasy VII mercenary AU. Original concept by icedarkelf from LJ.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007
Conversation Piece reviews
Clarence Wiedman loves his silencer. I mean, really loves it. Clarence WiedmanxSilencer is my OTP, you guys.
Veronica Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Weidman - Complete
Communications reviews
The RudeReno monster runs into an obstacle. Well, not really. Swearing, boys making out. It's the Turks.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Midgar Isn't Really All That Bad reviews
Interlude with Reeve and Scarlet. Fluff, kinda? Also swearing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Reeve T., Scarlet - Complete
Cigarette Break reviews
Anonymous faces in Hojo's soulless labs. Swearing, despair.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Ninja Criminal drabbles reviews
Short series of MugenYatsuha drabbles. Swearing, sex, Samurai Champloo de rigueur.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Distraction reviews
RenoRude. Because Reno is irrepressible, and Rude isn't much inclined to discipline him at the moment.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Red Light District reviews
Bit of MugenYatsuha. When all is said and done, it's fluff, but it's in Mugen's pottymouth style. And there's offscreen sex. But then, this is Samurai Champloo, when is that new?
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Drabblefest
Collection of drabbles written between Dec 2005 and Oct 2006. All pairings. Some swearing.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
What Goes On Inside reviews
Claire Standish: before, after, and ever after. Covers well worn territory, but I figured it would make good subject material for a test run Breakfast Club fic. Reviews desperately needed!
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005
Appearances reviews
Sort of an exploration of Claire before the fateful detention. Lots and lots of angst.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Complete
Diamond Earrings reviews
She wants something precious to hold. First person oneshot.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
Portrait of a Cardboard Villain as a Young Man reviews
He's villified, mocked, spit upon, and generally agreed by all to be the most disagreeable character of them all. Presenting Satan's Spawn, as himself.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 7/2/2005
Proudest Moments reviews
Snapshots into the thoughts of the Breakfast Club members during their best, most lovingly recalled moments.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005
Listen Up reviews
He has something to tell you. A mostly harmless parody.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Complete
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