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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, CSI: Miami, Criminal Minds, Maximum Ride, and Jericho.

Yo - ness.

Whatso Upso.

Hey, I'm CrazyChick15, and you have stumbled onto my Fanfiction page.

My fave fanfics to read are Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Sweeney Todd, and Jericho, but I wouldn't say no to a good Charmed or X-Men (The movie) fanfic.

Age? Going on 18,314, why?

Location? In my house at my desk typing this in. Not telling!

My best bud is on here, check her out:

I have a YouTube account,

I have a forum,

I am awesome.

I have a band, Genfaktori.

My band has a purevolume,

I have a blog,

The End.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I'm the one who can't accept myself.

I WEAR BLACK, so I must be a Goth.

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Ever

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

"Everyday is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
- Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

This is on me" is what Dorothy Parker wanted on her tombstone

"The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary." - Vidal Sassoon

"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life." --Tommy Lasorda

No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go

"Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You
guessed it. Guess what's next? You guessed it..."

Hi, you know the drill.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901- heck, he's sexier than everyone since 1901

I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

I read Eclipse and wanted to smack Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me."Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

"An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Guys should be like lattes-rich, strong, and hot

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

EMO kids have cool hair.

EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami

BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

You have to have darkness for a dawn to come.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.

Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Music is love in search of word.

It's a fusion of Jazz and funk-is called 'Junk'!

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"

Assassination is an extreme form of censorship

The sun has set, the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison!

"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang

Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

He said I love you, I laughed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullshit

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

Darth Vader-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Luke Skywalker-Nah, the rebels have cake.

Darth Vader-ooh! Can I be a rebel!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Stupid shiny Volvo owner.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."

"Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?"

"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."

"Guns don't kill people. I do."

"A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'"

"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

If the Jonas Brothers said it wasn't cool to breathe, 95 percent of teenage girls on earth would die. If you are apart of the 5 percent that would laugh your ass off at them, put this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile (Willy Wonka is my hero, lol).

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your pro.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I'M YOUNG, so I must be Naive.

I'M PEURTO RICAN, so I must be a Dirty Thief.

I LIKE PIANO MUSIC, so I must be Gay

I LOVE RENT, so I must be a Lazy Drug Addict with Aids.

I'M PUNK, so I must Slash My Wrist on a Daily Basis.

I PLAY VIDEO GAMES, so I must Have No Life outside My Room.

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Diary Confessions by thedreamz reviews
Hermione receives a diary and finds that it sends her writing to another diary. She begins communicating with another Hogwarts student, inadvertently becoming close to the last person she'd suspect to be on the other side. DMHG. PreHBP. 11/13/17-I've never forgotten this series but it will be incomplete indefinitely as it's been so long. Thanks for reading! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,690 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Black Oblivion by El Reino reviews
The flock turned against Maximum Ride for good. Six years later, she is deadly mean, and nothing you've ever seen before. Can she ever return to who she was? T for violence. Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 42,263 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
My Favorite Mistake by fanficto obsesso reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione Granger, in the wake of one of the ugliest wars in Magical History, meets her childhood nemisis, Draco Malfoy, who pleads for her help. Dirty and penniless with only his wand and the clothes on his back, he's forced to humble himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,570 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
At Malfoy's Request by Niki reviews
At his request Hermione has betrayed her friend and is now the mother of his child.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,428 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Curse of the Mistletoe COMPLETE! by Hedw1g reviews
Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,952 - Reviews: 2799 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Closed by BizzareDragon reviews
The Ministry orders immediate evacuation of Hogwarts under mysterious reasons. Draco and Hermione are trapped in a closet during the clearing. When they get out, they are the only ones left for two months. What happens next? And why was the school closed?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,300 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Veela by HarryPotterFreak4Ever reviews
Hermione found out her grandma was a veela, and she will be too, on her 17th birthday. How will she react to all this attention she recieves?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,289 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
You had it comin' by jeanselina reviews
Hermione is in love with Harry,But he doesn't see her that way or does he? She is desperate, she finds comfort in someone unexpected. Until she finds she is to fullfil a prophecy and that the world depends on her. HHrD triangle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,918 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Hermione G.
Maximum Ride random crap by blossom993 reviews
well its random, but it has a story plot still. like the title say its random crap. FAX AND BIGGY brianna and iggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,124 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007
The Move by PrepGonePunk95 reviews
The whitecoats experimented on the Flock's brains, trying to give them each the power to read only each other's minds. But something goes wrong and they lose they're memory. They put the Flock up for adoption and they meet again a year later,FAX and NIGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 34,722 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Complete
The Hogwarts Phantom by frodoschick reviews
Hogwarts is putting on The Phantom of the Opera and Draco lands the coveted role of Erik. But...the role is cursed. What happens when Draco starts acting like...well...the Phantom? And what about poor Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,752 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 10/11/2005
Messin' With Montana by SparkELee reviews
Danny knows how easy it is to get Lindsay going, the question is, when does it stop being a game? And what's it going to cost him?
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,183 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Rival House Romance by Snaps P. Daffren reviews
A new year at Hogwarts begins. Draco begins having interesting thoughts about our favorite mudblood, but does he understand them? Probably not yet. Does she love him? Will it work? Not is Ron and Harry have anything to do with it. HermionexDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Something to Write Home About by matches9524 reviews
Hermione finds out she is magically bound to Draco by an ancient curse, and their fate will affect all of mankind. Only two people in the world can stop them, and they don't know who they are. 20up, 13 edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,875 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Danger by Kris the Jukebox Hero reviews
Someone is after Ryan. Multiple attemps on his life have failed. When Ryan's life is put in grave danger, Horatio has to catch the bad guy before it's too late.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
When a Granger lives with a Malfoy by leogirl3 reviews
Hermione's parents die on her sweet sixteen and she has no family that will take her in. So she goes to an orphanage. Guss who ends up taking her home. Rated R for language and later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,967 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
In Hell with: Draco Malfoy by heyhey13 reviews
Finshed stop reviewing. Read Literally In Hell With: Draco Malfoy, it's a lot better. :]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,712 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Can She Fall For Me? by MalfoysOneAndOnly reviews
He loves her, he takes her. Everyone thought she was dead, but what happens when she is found in none other than HIS arms? What will happen when they take her back? How will the Prince of Ice react to the golden boys stealing his precious treasure?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,891 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
On The Line by cojiesmama reviews
Chatting. Terrorist threats. Planes. And DannyLindsay. COMPLETE!
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
I'm Pregnant, Draco by severusidol reviews
After finding out that Draco will become a father he has to embrace his future with Hermione, but neither of them have any idea how big their problems will be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,193 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3167 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Roomate by ilovemygelding reviews
DL, maybe FlackOC. Lindsay tries to deal with Danny. The team is surprised to learn that Lindsay has a roomate, and life, outside the lab.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,402 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
The Other Potter Child by chemqueen reviews
A mysterious letter appears on Hermione Granger's pillow, and within moments she is drawn into a prophesy that evil doesn't want to come true. Now, the Order realizes that Harry isn't the only child Voldemort wants dead. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,639 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
Knarly Dude! by HogwartsNewsie92 reviews
ON HOLD Draco took his schedule, thanked Professor Snape, and walked out of the office. As he looked over his schedule, every thing seemed great! Until he got to… “MUGGLE STUDIES!”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,465 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The View From The Other Side by Tickled Purple Monkey reviews
Voldemort lures Hermione to the dark side. She's the youngest Death Eater in history. Voldemort acts as her father, insisting she's the Dark Lady. Can Harry and Ron see it and save her from the dark side? Or will it be Draco? DrH eventually. Pre HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,889 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My parents' story by A. Lupin reviews
"Mummy, daddy tell me how you got to know each other? Was it love at first sight? I am sure" Beverly Malfoy asked her parents. Hermione Malfoy looked at his husband Draco. "It was not really love at first sight…" "Please please please"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,740 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
I can't tell you by CoPpErFyRmAgE reviews
Hermione has decided not to talk at all because something horrible that happened over the summer...and her strange actions attract a certain blond Slytherin. Will sparks fly? DMxHG. an: written entirely in note form.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,295 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Queen Hermione by tiduwen reviews
SEQUEL TO PRINCESS GRANGER Hermione, Draco and their daughter live in very dark times now.Harry is missing and Voldemort is rising.Hermione becomes queen but at the same time can feel the darkness growing within
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,205 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Grey Pilgrim's Trial by Grayhame reviews
What would have happened had Bilbo given the Ring to Gandalf? Bits rom the movie and the book, but most of my own creation. Rating might change later on.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Gandalf
Fake by disneygirl810 reviews
What happens when two CSIs go to a fake crime scene? How will the rest of the CSI team react when one of their own gets kidnapped? Will they be able to save them in time? PLEASE REVIEW!
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,487 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005
Fallen Angel by tammyriddle reviews
She had been a good girl at school top of the class in almost everything and only breaking rules for the greater good. Now she was the ultimate bad witch a ruler of the people she had once despised and fought against. Could anyone bring her back? Could an
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Seeing Underneath and Looking Deeper by hermdrayreturns reviews
Voldemort has been defeated. All is at peace. Now, during seventh year, what if one: Draco Malfoy, can see under people's clothes, and two:Hermione Granger can read minds? What happens when these two clash...COMPLETE!Warningthis story contains sex,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,152 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Finishing The Job by Kris the Jukebox Hero reviews
Sequel to A Useful Psychic. Story happens 5 months later. J.J. has visions of Conner going after her family But he's actually after her. Full sum inside! Ryan gets kidnapped!
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006
We Will Never Be The Same by Lady in the Blue Dress reviews
When Harry doesn't want her, and Ron is not Ron anymore, what does she do? She's by herself, for the most part. None of them are who they used be, and none of them can ever go back to the way they were. No refernce to HBP. HGDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,864 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Princess Granger by tiduwen reviews
Hermione finds out she's a princess & has to learn how to act like a princess before time runs out so she asks Malfoy for help. everything goes well... so how does she get pregnant? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,990 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Gleaming Knife by Jayne Stepp reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione both are feeling lonely. Read to find out what happpens when they go for a walk around hogwarts castle and meet each other in an empty classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,380 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nothing's What it Seems by CSIsns reviews
Seventh book wishful thinking. My idea of what might happen, though it's doubtful. Then again, that's what fanfic's for!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Harry P.
Confused Coworkers by CSIsns reviews
Gil's female coworkers are very confused. Takes place over a few weeks, unrealistic, but hey, it's fanfic!
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Gil G. - Complete
Emerald Eyes by pinocchio reviews
While on a date, James notices something peculiar about his girlfriend, her eyes are way too familiar for him... Please R&R!COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,191 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Complete
Pretium Victoriae by AppleSodaPie reviews
Draco seduces Hermione and by doing so conquers one third of the Golden Trio! But why? What are his motives? R rated for sexual content! READ AND REVIEW! constructive critism wanted! First R rated fanfic! Will continue, if reviews are good!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Nowadays by gordo-girl reviews
After the death of everyones favorite headmaster Hogwarts reopens and puts on a production of Chicago to help people excape from the pain of the war, but who is that new teacher, and why does Harry feel like he knows her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Muggle Struggle by mchs-angel08 reviews
This year, there is a new class and you have to use computers in it. Hermonie is Head Girl. She falls for Draco Malfoy and for a mystery guy on her yahoo messenger list. Read and Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Message in a Bottle by justcrazyobsessed reviews
COMPLETE Hermione is being abused by her stepfather and is miserable. She writes a letter and sends it off into the sea, thinking no one will ever find it. Oh how wrong she was. R for later chapters. Warning: Contains rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,493 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
For the best by Soofija reviews
“We...we can’t keep doing this,” she said. “We have to stop it.” He just nodded and pulled her into his bed. She let him do it, wanting to feel his arms around her one last time. HGDM, complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,029 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
From Distant Eyes by CharmedLife19 reviews
Everyone knew that he hated her... What they didn't know, was that he hated her because he could never have her... This is a ONE SHOT...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Metamorphosis by SugarQuill12 reviews
What's a boy to do, trapped in a depressing house with people he hates, not to mention a bushy brown haired witch who seems to make him want to do crazy, crazy things? Draco Malfoy's summer is far more interesting than my own. FIN!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,341 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sailing the Forbidden Waters by Stef and Kristina reviews
Summer Homework? Gotta hate it… especially when you’re partnered up with the most annoying person on the planet. But what happens when that summer homework plays tricks on your mind? Tricks you don’t seem to mind?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hidden Pain by Anjali Potter reviews
Head Boy Draco Malfoy has started cutting himself as a solution to his stress and pain. Head Girl Hermione Granger finds out about his secret and her desire to help him forms. But danger arises as her simple desire grows into something more powerful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,936 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Prophecy by Stinkoi reviews
A prophecy has been made for the future heir of Voldemort. The heir will come from a very powerful pureblood, but will also hold the heritage of a mudblood like Voldemort himself. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,741 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
No Strings Attached by JJLove28 reviews
Pressure. Alcohol. Loss. Betrayal. Sex. Murder. Escape. Fugitives. How much more can they take before love cannot save them anymore? [DMHG] COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 104,633 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Deal by Erythros reviews
No attractions. The Head Boy and Girl strike up a deal they find that they can not follow after all. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,668 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Not Another Hogwarts Tradition! by iluvgerardbutler reviews
Harry loves Hermione, but hasn't admitted it yet. Hermione loves Harry, but doesn't think she'll ever get him. A revived tradition at Hogwarts gets them together. HarryMione with plenty of fluff. Abandoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,546 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Of All the Rotten Luck by SerpentotheElves reviews
When Hermione's parents go away to Italy for the summer, Hermione gets left behind with the most unlikley of families. She begins to see another side of one she hated most.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,653 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
All This for You by LostDreams420 reviews
When Draco dumps Hermione for someone else, she is devastated. She is determined to get him back. No matter what the price... even if it means hurting someone she loves... HG DM GW this is one of my 1st fanfics.. please go easy! ty.. criticism to help ma
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Miss Independent by Lady of the lads reviews
ABANDONED! Hermione’s 7th year. She is being her same old self, when things change dramatically. What is this feeling she gets around Draco after he saves her from an insane firecrab in a ‘Care of Magical Creatures’ class gone wrong? Find out by reading!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Jather reviews
Heather wants Jake, who is oblivious. When two people from both Heather and Jake's pasts, will Jake realize the obvious, and will Heather want it by then? Rated T, just in case.
Jericho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008
The Improvement reviews
Who is Jasmine? And why does she have wings? She is an eternal mystery...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/24/2007
The Book of Genius reviews
And after I saw these things I saw another angel come down from heaven, having his great power and the earth was lightened with his glory.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007
Emmy reviews
Oooo, Ryan's got feelings. Very. Strong. Feelings. Read on, folks! The more you review the more I update!
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2006
CSI: Miami Trouble reviews
A girl is kidnapped for her math smart, bomb making, gun shooting skills. Can the MDPD get to her in time before she's brainwashed and thrown away to waste? R & R, Please! Rated K for mild violence and language.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/10/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006
The Village of Hardecenne reviews
One Prophecy. One romance. Two enemies. What to do? Read on, stranger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
No One Left Behind reviews
Hermione's got a secret that no one knows...except Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/12/2005 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Augury isn't Spelled O R G reviews
Harry and Ginny's Relationship...from Augury's and Pheonix's points of view...New Characters added.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Really a Veela? reviews
I'll never teeeell....what happens at least. Rated T just in case DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Draco's Story: The Malfoy Legend Complete Version reviews
The story of the first year at Hogwarts...from Draco Malfoy's point of view. For Draco fans...others are welcome, too. Please read and review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Draco M.
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